Do Americans Really?

>Canadians can only afford pictures of food
Top fucking kek!

God bless an actual British man

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No
That looks foreign as fuck
Tomato and mushrooms?
Fuck no

Missing the bean man!

And they have the nerve to say that our cappuccino+croissant breakfast is bad.

Right because otherwise we swap out the the nice golden brat for a pale white banger and add baked beans. Voila English Brekky

God I hate white claw

>grilled tomato
The most disgusting and British brekafast item I’ve ever seen. Honestly surprised that whole plate isn’t doused in baked beans.
Nasty motherfuckers.

A proper American breakfast is fried eggs, lots of bacon, and potato hash

Take the Jewesspill anons. COOM HOME ARYAN MAN!

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Told you.
t. American who eats his for breakfast five times a week

>fried tomato

That's fucking British you nigger. Where the damn grits?

Since 95% of all Canadians live within 50 miles of the US border, you do too, Pierre.

What’ll it be sir?
French toast or pancakes?
Bacon or sausage?
How would you like your eggs?
White or wheat toast?
And to drink?

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That's a fucking Brit breakfast, fuck off

Yep, it's true. Also, US food is very tasty. No wonder Americans are so goddamn fat.

I can assure you we don't have breakfasts that big.

This is murican breakfas: sosig, plapjak, bacon, and eggos

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It’s a photo at a (Clearly British) restaraunt. You go to a restaraunt and pay $15 for a half a plate of food? Pretty retarded bro.

Pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, wheat toast, and both orange juice and milk.

kyke pussy, gross. not even for rape.

#BEAKED
this cunt could peck you to death

its not british, only murricans put the knife and fork together on the left, to kep the gun arm free

MERRICA!!

Bud that looks like a solid breakfast, I'd rock that out

just give me those FUCKING MILKERS NOW

There’s a bottle of HP sauce too right. They don’t sell that here except in import stores.
And literally no place in America serves grilled tomatoes for breakfast.

Looks more British desu. They're obsessed with giant, varied plates for breakfast. And they're very fat too.

Too heavy. This is Brazilian breakfast.

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>he can't eat the breakfast without gaining weight
Pathetic genes

Yes ma'am can I have a sexy Jewess to eat?

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>There’s a bottle of HP sauce too right
hmm, well spotted, your autism levels are pro

oh wait, they could have got it at an import store? ha, you disprove your own hypthesis

Looks good

GAY!!

God her tits are so fat

also the mushrooms
its british

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>American lecturing someone about weight gain
top kek

You know you would hit that.

The nose makes it more exotic.

Patience my goyboy.

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I'd try that but I'm definitely skipping Brazilian lunch.

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Too heavy. This is a winners breakfast

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Stop trying to tempt Aryan men into fucking Jewesses. Jewesses should be gassed, or, failing that, forced into lesbian sex slavery in thralldom to Aryan women. Boys for procreation, kike dykes for recreation. Dumbass.

I mean that as an ideological statement. That's not my highly specific fetish, or anything. Look, just nobody make this weird, okay?

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Have a southern brekkie, ok baby?
Eggs, bacon, sausage gravy on biscuits and some grits

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Fucking gross, kys homo

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Be better with a pipe, cigarettes use shit tier floor sweepings for tobacco.

Khazar Milkers are the only reason why I'm against anti-semiticism

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Some call it the "Mexican breakfast".

I'd suck it in a second

>1500 calories for breakfast
do americans really

>That's a full english mate, not american.
desu it looks like a seppo take on the traditional hangover cure

double serving of oatmeal is the true breakfast of gods

If you tell me you got that at a diner between Maine and Fresno I'll believe you, but if so it looks like some joint's attempt to include pieces of things they had on a trip to Britain 10 years ago.

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Typically only on weekend
Like an english breakfast

Good shitpost for a Sunday morning though, leaf. I appreciate the extra thought.

That's a nice snack. What's for breakfast?

Why the fuck is Abigail Shapiro all over a thread about breakfast?

That looks like what I eat on cruises

For breakfast this morning, I had plain yogurt and added in walnuts and honey. Was still hungry after and had 2 of those sandwich cookies with the jelly in the middle.

That's slave food. kys.

fuck yes, faggot. btw, this is directly based on full English breakfast, faggy leaf

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I'm 148 lbs

This. I've taken bigger shits.

Who says that though? I’ve never heard anyone knock on a wop breakfast.

Only things that worked for my hangovers is a bit of Alcohol, Benzos, or Heroin.

youve never been to america have you leaf?

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Looks like a full English breakfst, minus the beans and black pudding. and toast

You guys have Ayinger in America? Thats a real German brewery!

That looks amazing

Typically those would be cut from a boneless ham, pic related. In my experience these are the most common hams, do you guys only have bone-in hams there or something?

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