/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2949

Don't worry as has been shown around the world prayers keep all viruses away.

Chest hurts, but I can still workout at the same rate? Does that mean the pain is not Corona?

This is a bigger tragedy than the holocaust RIP to all who have died from Covid-19

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but that's every day

based Belgium OP

JAPAN IS ONE DAY AWAY OF REACHING 4K CASES WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOTS TOLD ME "MUH MASKS" WORK!!!!!!

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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Who else was able to buy 2 billion masks, high quality and without competition? Hold your hand up

theage.com.au/national/billions-of-face-masks-sent-to-china-during-australian-bushfire-crisis-20200402-p54gjh.html

>Between January 24 and February 29, the National Customs in China inspected and released 2.46 billion pieces of epidemic prevention and control materials, including 2.02 billion masks and 25.38 million items of protective clothing. The official report also states the value of these supplies was worth 8.2 billion yuan (approximately $2 billion).

>One of the groups in Australia which sprang into action was the Poly Group, a Chinese government-run global conglomerate which started off as a front company for the Chinese People’s Liberation Army but has since moved into businesses including arms dealing and property development

>The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald have obtained copies of internal company messages that reveal an organised campaign by Poly in Australia to purchase as many surgical masks, goggles and gowns as possible through January and February.

>The Poly Group is overseen by the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission which monitors China’s biggest state-run companies and the company announced on its official website it had responded to the call for help with medical supplies “in accordance with the decisions made by the Central Committee and the SASAC Party Committee.”

>“In this battle, Poly Group will take the responsibility as the central government owned enterprise to devote every effort to help our country win the epidemic prevention and control battle. Poly Group protects the country, benefits the people and overcomes difficulties together with our country!”

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Rip to the 66,497 Jews killed by the coronavirus. I can’t believe this wretched virus killed 664,970 Jews. We demand reparations for the 6,649,700 Jews killed by COVID-19.

Have patience, ye of little faith.

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>normie neighbor becomes increasingly unhinged, blasts loud music and sings off-key every day around 5 PM
>balcony police in full force, people started yelling at old lady for going outside
>town hall megaphones blast "resistiré" for 15 minutes after the obligatory 8PM normie applause session
>local police turn on their sirens at 8PM to join the circus

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They are packed like sardines in that country. Masks work but they can only go so far

Hue bro its a chain effect and coronachan must get stronger, if you dont believe her,who will?

Give her time. Economic crisis hasn't even properly begun

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>/cvg/ BTFO
el-oh-el

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>we were the most successful with measures
>still dealing with this probably the best out of the world
>random retards start screaming against the measures saying how they're stupid and should be lifted
>peasant fucks start petitions to lift it
God I hate this place, we've gotten better in the last few years, but fuck me the people are still beyond retarded.

Sminem wish you good health.

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It comes from China, Chy-na!

youtube.com/watch?v=dl78PQGJpiI

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY KIKERINOS

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pandemic sounds more fun in spain than here

People are starting to take this seriously (way too late) in my area, and I live in the boonies. Atleast 1/3 of people are now wearing masks and gloves.

Best video

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Lol at the seething normies

Is there anything more cringe-worthy and pathetic than normies?

Singapore just jumped in cases, their highest increase, and they are practically a police state where everyone wears masks. It can enter through the eyes as well

I believe that was you, I've answered too late here

>As the pandemic progresses, we are working to incorporate new data about the virus in the US.
>Last daily update on April 1, 2020.
they're scared to show the latest numbers right? they promised an update on the 4th

I bet all the n*ggers and n*w y*rkers are ignoring the guidance. look at how detroit is exploding

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Post your favorite coronamemes.

This is what happens after not testing for a month in order to save the Olympics

Typhoid Jews

if they're already like this after only two weeks' confinement I wonder what it'll be like after a month and a half lulz, state of alarm has been extended to April 26

People used to attribute natural disasters and diseases to Gods and Demons and Monsters. They worshipped these Monsters.
Now? They make Women out of Calamity, and they jerk off to them.

Even without God, Humans recite the same playbook, day by day, til the day they die. Oh lord, the voice don't lie.

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COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT WANTS TO MAKE "CONCENTRATION CAMPS" FOR THE ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT WANTS TO MAKE "CONCENTRATION CAMPS" FOR THE ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT WANTS TO MAKE "CONCENTRATION CAMPS" FOR THE ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT WANTS TO MAKE "CONCENTRATION CAMPS" FOR THE ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT WANTS TO MAKE "CONCENTRATION CAMPS" FOR THE ASYMPTOMATIC PEOPLE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/05/5e89a693fc6c8372508b4590.html

HAPPENING, SPANISH GULAGS INCOMING, WHERE IS THE ARMY AND THE KING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How fucked are we if this virus remains dormant in your body and flares up every X months in an attempt to nuke your lungs?

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>but still not bad enough to cause collapse of rotten modern societies
Have faith, this is just the beginning. Stay safe, protect your family, and get ready for the wild ride.

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Ok chang

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BASED

Britbong land has over a 10% MORALITY RATE. Fucking kek get destroyed pommy cunts

Ok you fucking schizos, it's time to stop making these threads. We've had it with you freaks. I will be reporting every /cvg/ thread I see to the mods from now on. Everybody is bored of your nothingburger of a 'happening'. We are tired of seeing you sexualising a literal virus like a bunch of incel schizos. We are tired of your bullshit numbers and your 'just wait two more weeks bro' How many weeks have you been telling us to wait now? Four, five weeks? It's not happening. According to you schizos, we should have had billions infected by now, guess what, we don't. And we won't. You lost. China beat the virus, and so will the west. You are done. You will all kill yourselves out of desperation when you realize you made thousands of threads over a nothingburger. And we will make thousands of threads laughing at you delusional med-less freaks. Get ready.

Who /HERD/ here?

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That was me ruskie, that was me all along.
And change ropes for cables, more cheaper and abundant nowdays.

I assume you don't count Corona-Chan pics as typical memes

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Give it two weeks. How many times, lad? I seen you do this same shit 5 days ago where a based ruski called my based bong for telling you to kill yourself already. Why haven't you done it yet?

10/10 fucked

Like being fucked by a huge horse cock over and over again

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Really makes me wonder what would happen if the virus were to mutate so it includes rabies symptoms, then it becomes a full fledged "zombie" outbreak.

I'd love seeing these retards blast their shitty music and police sirens while people are screaming and dying in the background because they're getting beaten and cannibalized to death by the infected.

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Unironically go full Into The Wild mode. Plan to jump off a cliff on the west coast. Drive until you run out of gas. Get a job somewhere. Be homeless if you want to experience that. Have an adventure. You may find meaning along the way.

hot

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>franco never helped germany rek gommies
>omg gommies want us dead

I've had a dry cough all night. And before that a sore throat. Is it possible I skipped the fever? This is fucked >_

No need to resist. This is how we were made by 4bln years of evolution

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>could be
Is a symptom. Ageusia is a symptom, likely because the virus is neurotropic and attacks the nerves responsible for taste

Hows it going with your asylum camps?

Probably, but over working your body when it hurts is also not a good idea. Stay healthy King

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OH NO NO NO WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE TOP OF HIS CURVE

Got a link to the full vid?

>The Poke
k fag

the best method is early identification of cases + extensive testing + isolation of confirmed cases + contact tracing
if that isn't done, all other measures will not be enough, even put together: social distancing, travel restrictions, staying at home and wearing masks in public will only "flatten the curve", not kick it into the dirt straight away

wow dude nobody in has ever said that a billion times before, you must be the creative one in your family

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Sweep it away, this shit is getting old.

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Why are we so damn good?

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This is what happened because Franco didn't ally with Germany.

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Spain sounds like hell. And the coronavirus makes it even worse.

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Also a nothingburger. It was only getting publicity because nobody had anything better to do.

BREAKING NEWS.
In a contingency situation, surgical masks will no longer be effective at preventing transmission of the virus from sick individuals. They must only be used to prevent infection to healthcare workers.
I would like to remind everyone that masks do NOT work for preventing infection for the general public. Unless you have an MD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WEAR A SURGICAL MASK

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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>And we will make thousands of threads laughing at you delusional med-less freaks.
Why not start now, friend?
these threads are in the shitter anyways, just shitpost on them

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that's actually HUGE

here goes our rights for more or less nothing

if people where better at social distancing this shit wouldn't even be needed.
it would also help if the claimed million test would already be avaible, so asymptomatic people actually KNOW they're infective.

oh boi... prepare your diddely

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coof

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youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/ppe-strategy/face-masks.html

Every year China buys all the medical supplies needed to contain an epidemic from all over the world, right? And they barricade a whole city, last year it was Zhengzhou, don't you remember?

Ask yourself how first masks goes from Greece to China. Here is how it happened in Japan:

> How first masks goes from Japan to Wuhan China Part 1 | Special Episode of COVID-19 | 当下频道DXChannel

youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6BGQnBfYM

> How first masks goes from Japan to Wuhan China Part 2 | Special Episode of COVID-19 | 当下频道DXChannel

youtube.com/watch?v=9242XfPr4uE

>tfw that blonde child showed up in an Amber alert some months ago

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>We are tired of seeing you sexualising a literal virus
I think you just asked for viral lewds; well, I aim to please

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We did it Ameribros. Let's get 1776 today.

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and what about the process? don't take away my enjoyment. btw I was here in cvg since the very beginning, but then left it. few anons will remember me, the swedish one and one israelit.

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why are you seething, retard?

what video

>hurr durr how do i wear mask wish i had an md

As long as you're white you've got nothing to worry about. It only kills non-whites.

also

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SO when will the beer virus finally kill as many people as the FLU? 71 days or over two months from now? if the death rate stays 1,000 a day?

statnews.com/2018/09/26/cdc-us-flu-deaths-winter/

If this is the peak coronachan weak

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>Literally anywhere other than here

>You know, when people die by the thousands every flu season, no one is ever quarantined, told to stay at home, or kept up to date on the number of deaths; and yet they're doing it with Coronavirus. Doesn't something seem odd about that, like something doesn't add up?

>"YOU ASSHOLE! PEOPLE ARE DYING! STOP SAYING THAT OR I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"

>TFW

Nobody remembers the names of sheep.

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Thanks frens

Post your favorite tunes blasting through your solar powered SHTF mp3 player as you wander endlessly through the barren wastelands of what was once known as modern society.

youtube.com/watch?v=tjbqMy3g46E

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Because the government lies about the numbers.

youtube.com/watch?v=d0uDsL0xAdQ

Some more

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I’m going to miss this locked down quarantine society lads
It’s so pure and beautiful

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I am physically and mentally disabled I can't walk around no adventures available lol

Damn

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I dont care about dying, I just dont wamt to have tbis shit. Is it possible to catch it without the fever?

Any of the if only...

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Hands down

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BREAKING PANIC IN THE WHITE HOUSE ITS HAPPOONING NOW OMG TRUMP SHITED HIS PANTS
Journos should be lynched.

Literally 80% of deaths are people who would have died this year anyway.
Deaths won't hit 20k total so really we're just looking at 4k excess deaths

Not that big of a deal really

every time I watch the full thing

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i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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>b-but muh Blue Division

So, what's gonna happen when people start being kicked out of their homes for not having rent money? It''s not like the landlords are charities

Let's not forget user

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It could just be a regular flu or cold.
A big problem is people will get sick with mundane illnesses going into the winter months and freak out thinking they have the Kung Flu.

youtube.com/watch?v=1-1Hbp2CDvg

How long for India to get out of control?

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How so?
As far as Aus is concerned this is a nothingburger

Can't wait to get back to normal living in a week or two

its a meme

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Why do numbers always drop on Sundays?

BEST CORONA MEME IS BEST

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You have a lot of guns.

No one is getting kicked out. Police arent about to come out to evict knowing whats going on. There will be landlords who try and some people who may feel pressured to leave since they can't pay. But legally you won't get kicked out. Eviction is a lengthy enough process in peaceful times.

Will the gif where her tits grow get updated past the 1 million number?

CDC is closed in the US on weekends. Maybe the same in other countries?

99 infected boomers just got off a cruise ship in Victoria and refused to quarantine, so I don’t think you’ll have that luxury mate

"onions no trabacho, mi scuzi"

That American spirit robberies have spiked in NYC and 10,000 NYPD/NYFD members are out sick with the cough or are larping to avoid getting it.

There will be blood shed, and there are more renters than there are landlord.
Don't test me.

Some countries don't even report.

I've been having chest pains and shortness of breath and a cough but no fever or anything
Am I coofed?

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Less people responisible for testing/reporting work during weekend

Must be true if it’s in the media

If you skipped the fever 90% you're dead. Fever is a normal immune response, if you don't have it your immune system is fucked.

less staff working in general everyone needs a day of even the dude that counts bodies

this is what's going to happen to the rest of the world when they relax the quarantine and isolation procedures like Japan did when they thought that the worst of the pandemic is over

Shit son, damn that really sucks. I'd say try and hold out the best you can on your own. Worst case call 911 and you might be placed in some place to accommodate you, but i'm guessing it wouldn't be /comfy/. Depending on the eventual severity of this happening, either try hold your own in your home against raiders, or call for help, and shitpost until you eventually succumb to the virus. God speed user.

Multiple strains of Corona.

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Not yet, but propably yes

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Thank you sminem

Because less laboratories work during weekends

Because people are either sleeping or at church. Even now most churches are still open and thank god for that people need guidance now more than ever.

Man, i hope you have enough weapons to beat back the massive homeless problem we're likely gonna face once the landlords start forcing people out by the droves because this shit is gonna last for the rest of the year. Don't believe the government's bullshit that they're working on a cure.

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International travel, tourism, trade is not starting up again any time soon.
Multiple waves and restless normies stuck indoors will ensure this slow burn happening continues.

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I know, i was just giveing some more pics

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This man knows the score
FLU>beer virus
Flu is still leading in kills this year lol
coronavirus where you at

incoming call--
Coronachan: I'm in Jew YOrk desu sempai where half the USA deaths are from silly

oh ty keep up the good work
hopefully this gets worse but step up ur death rate baka

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Division Azul!

Hypothesis:

There is a strong correlation between African American population and the incidence of Coronavirus in the United States.

The more niggers there are, the worse the problem is. CA/WA have fewer niggers and got their problem under control while Nigger Central, Chicago, and New Orleans have problems

Actually we don't wear masks as much as say HK/real china/japan until this tuesday when our lockdown starts.

It's mostly because the foreign worker dormitories are comparatively packed and suspected mild symptoms people on the population is spreading it.

>Coronavirus-related change: Space Coast Area Transit weekday bus service reduced, but it's free
Would you get on a bus now for free?

youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0

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whoever colored it did a garbage job original is better

Off to work tomorrow. +522 yesterday, we are fucked.

99 Boomers are living in your rectum Schlomo.