Brit/pol/Let me in edition

Jokes on them.
I use dial-up

Make Brit/pol/ less doom mong

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#CVG Mong#
/CFR/
/reinfection/
/reinfected/
/ADE/
/aerosolised/
/just a flu/
/deaths are being underreported/
/31-Mar: COVID/
/5-Mar: Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV/
/27-Feb: Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition/
/underreporting deaths/
/HIV + SARS/
/no chance of a cure or vaccine/
/why do people assume that this will be over soon\? we're nowhere near the first peak yet/
/HIV/
/SARS/

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can't sit around chatting all day i've got things to do
nobody try and contact me on the secret discord we don't invite melts to
I'm busy
Do not disturb

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>all these experts now saying lockdown not needed
They just want to be able to go back to noncing on kids in the playground ffs

Been invited to a barbecue this afternoon. Extroverts really don't get this quarantine thing.

Getting British citizenship soon (hopefully)

What should I expect besides a boost to my credit score

dunno. still wear etnies like it was 2003.

Experts are the liberal version of Q style “trust the plan” (trust the credentials)

>What's with brands like Fila, kappa and champion being cool now?
It’s cool to uncool, irony init.

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Speaking of doommong, where is he? He's usually here by now. It will be like pottery if he gets the coof and dies.

To be*

Neil Ferguson is a moron who has cost this country billions. Imagine hiding away from a fucking virus, if humans were that weak we would have been wiped out Millennia ago

When ah were a lad they were footie casual brands.

sometimes i feel like i dont have a partner

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you now remember pic related.

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trusting anyone with more than a btec is a mistake

anyone with more than two braincells can tell the economic fallout from this will be far worse and kill far more than the virus.
>put half the planet under house arrest for a new seasonal flu lmoa

delet

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He probs gets sundays off

we have gone full circle

Maybe he's been nabbed for being outside LOL

still blocked me like i said you would lmfao

Get some vitams D lads, NOW!!!!

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I'm on the same boat, please don't start.

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I thought closed shops and wearing old slippers/dressing gowns all day were cool now?

>What's with brands like Fila, kappa and champion being cool now?
The clothing Jew manipulates you into buying new shoes because your shoes are "uncool".
Also, following fashion, ISHYGDDT.

I fucking miss him

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just got arrested for walking to my own wheelie bin lads

It’s because you got close to uncovering the larp, I’d just ignore until they post proof

But if we stop the lockdown, everyone starts dying from non covid causes like they always did AND we have covid deaths.

should heroin be legalised again during the lockdown

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Your forgot your loicense to step outsoide?

10k run in the fells lads. Rocky, hilly, sweaty, back breaking, leg ripping toil.
What's your excuse for not using all this free time to run in the great outdoors?

reckon i can get the american tranny to post on Yas Forums? we can watch them fight

Kappa was alright when I was a lad tbf. Scruffs wore dunlop and all stars those are now retro and cool to wear.

I want a girl to use my as a human toilet. Ever since I was 10 years old his was my dream.

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you arent blocked idiot i just removed you cause you say weird shit, post it here and then make up weird stories about it
cba

Was this bitch finally let into the country?

Bish we got waves of crazed packs of coronad poc roving around. Tea time is over. Powell was right.

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What happened to that bhutanese tranner that used to post?

why are you involving yourself in this e-drama he's making?

Id pay to watch that

Ellesse was never cool and never will be baka

do 5k 3 times a week but im a 30y/o boomer whos done manual work his whole life so i try not to fuck my body even more.

Fila and Champion have always been based, paninaro favourites
youtube.com/watch?v=E-6uF9BFw04
(nb I am not in a shithole, switched to vpn because captcha was killing me)

what did i make up you spastic

It would be better pottery if he got it and survived.

why are you talking to me? Post proof or fuck off lmfao

Remember when tasha slappa in viz was kappa slappa and kappa threatened to sue?

fuck
its so hot

but theres nothing to do

is NAFF cool again lads?

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your whole weird angle like i fancy you lmfao
oh ur drunk okay

nope, she's probably back anyway though

So lots of people (here and elsewhere) still think the corona response is overblown comparing deaths to other major causes especially flu. But what would it take for you to consider the current response proportional? 50k dead?

>drunk
Literally talked to manhands about why I can’t do that a week or two ago, LARP confirmed

>S..S..SHUT UP!!!! I MUST LICK THE BOOT OF DADDY BORIS. PLEASE FORCE ME TO SAY INDOORS AWAY FROM THE COOF

A kike interviewing a turk, a cunt, another cunt, a paki and a glow nigge

What race are you?

LMAO no I don't remember that, funny af

Naff co54 is peasant tier.
Spiffy jackets are the patricians choice.

There are no significant corona deaths, if you die from pneumonia they call it corona even if you got corona inside the hospital to be treated for pneumonia. We didn't shut the economy down in 2009 for a small uptick in pensioner deaths so why now? The economic damage is not worth it at all

She was always a distraction pysop to bring back actual spook assets

You getting any good tackle, morphine etc?

Fuck knows mate. Alls I know of once uncool things now being cool is because of irony and in this consumer culture the more uncool things you get the more interesting you seem to other consumers. Same goes for music, the more shit the taste in music you have the more you’re “open minded”

Hey manhands, after this whole thing is over, how about you and I meet up and I'll bum you if you want.

22.39 was my quickest 5k about 5 years ago. Do powerlifting now but went for a run for the first time in about 3 years last week. Managed 1.3miles before I gave up in fuck knows what time. Aim is a 5k again by the end of lockdown

Even 50k is only a bit more than a bad flu season. To justify current measures I would say 250k.

did i make it up

i've done nothing but take the piss out of you since we started talking but you got emotionally invested lmao

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Southerners are trending, has the norf finally declared war on the souf.

twitter.com/LewisThompson7/status/1246768897526726659?s=20

appreciate the reply.
>posh dates
So nice restaurants and fancy events?
I dont think you have to be "ultra rich" to do that...

I dont believe this girl is as shallow and materialistic as the women you describe.
Tho i could be wrong...
i dont know her all that well

>implying i give a shit about you enough to remember anything other than the fact you're dying heh

1 million+ dead by 2021 in the uk. then and only then would i think tanking the entire planet and forcing the ~80% of people for who this will be nothing more than a cold to take on debt, austerity and fucked life chances in a decade long depression that's about to follow.

fucking unblock me and ill show you larping cunt

kek
the state of daily mail commenters

best rated from the bbc
>Don't penalise the majority due to a small % of idiots. Apply the law and fine those who are flouting the social distancing / exercise rules
>They should just arrest those who are flouting carelessly, rather than punish everybody.
>Mentions a small number of people in a small number of places - well target those then, instead of even suggesting such an extreme abuse of power. Utterly disgraceful.
>Police will be busy. The problem is that if you ban exercise outright, then a lot more people will stick two fingers up and we'll be worse off than before.

daily mail top rated
>A beautiful summer is coming; respect the social distancing rules today and we'll live to see it. If you think the rules don't apply to you, think of the NHS staff, like Areema Nasreen, or the 90 year old Belgian lady who died after she declined a ventilator, so that it could be used by someone younger; like you.
>Sunbathing is NOT exercising you fools. Please obey the rules or it might be your mother, father, brother, sister, child etc who is left on a trolley not a ventilator.
>Exercise means a short walk , jog or cycle ride - NOT sunbathing , NOT driving to the moors, NOT having a picnic /barbeque.... a minority still don't get it.
>Some people are born selfish and irresponsible

countries fucking dead

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I see your Naff and raise you Global Hypercolor

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>REPORT DISSENT TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE FORCE
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My treatments are delayed for a bit cus of all this so not at the moment, gone through the last of my shit they gave me for home I’ll post it all next batch though, don’t really read what they are just get told to take them.
They’re a shit high desu

10s of thousands dead a day like Spanish Flu

hahahaaha

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>Spiffy jackets
splendid taste lad
with a global hypercolor t shirt

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You seem to give a shit every 3am cry session you have when you want everyone to like you though? Post the fucking wine bottle or stop LARPing lmfao

he's wrong about the death report next tuesday, that will count the period when we had 5 deaths or something from covid so the figures shouldn't be any different to the norm.

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Academia has now become irremediably corrupt. There are so many lies which are "too big to fail," like man-made climate change, the gender ideology, Keynesian economics, and now this manufactured pandemic, that, to admit one part of the falsehood would cast such doubt upon the rest, that the whole system would come tumbling to the ground. The expert class would lose the confidence of the general public to such an extent that they would never be trusted again. Hence lies, incessantly, are built upon lies, and one almost has to be a duplicitous coward merely to survive in a modern university.

It is no coincidence that Dr John Ioannidis of Stanford, one of the few early dissenters to the coronavirus panic, was also the author of "Why Most Published Research Findings Are False."

statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ioannidis

i fucking love you man

anything over 1million by now, 5mil by the end of the year

>lied to work and said household member had strong fever and coof
>14 days fully paid isolation
>now told em Ive developed chills and fever
>told me to isolate further and just update when Im ok

bros, ill be on a minimum 23 days full paid sickie, up to 30 if I really wanna push it(ill be "marked as sick" if I push it this far though, doesnt really mean anything).

Anyone else enjoying the nothingburger? this is so comfy.

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>we’ll live to see it
>think of the NHS staff
Yep, Hitchens truly is writing for the publication which matches his intellectual capacity

Based.
Now I can larp as Tony from Men Behaving Badly.

Forgot pic

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You'll be telling me people deliberately get terminal STDs next

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that literally happened ONCE HAHAHA and youve been clinging onto it every day

what a fucking retard
go wank him off lmao

>ooooo dead within 1 year friends

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yes lad
and a pair of hi-tecs
blasting out jungle mania

Anyone else disappointed that the coof isn't much more deadly and contagious? I wanted a proper boomercide

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>In a new age of emergency laws, human rights are more important than ever
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2020/03/emergency-laws-human-rights-pandemic-coronavirus

>tfw "working" from home for the last 3 weeks
>wiggle my laptops mouse every 30 mins
>wanking off instead
top holiday this lads

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Look they're boomers.
99.9% of the fatalities are well into their 60s and 70s. The media has been endlessly reporting a 13 year old died. Do they do the same for meningitis?
A fair while back a really nasty stomach bug hit the country, we all just dealt with it.
I think the government knows its a pile of tosh but they're in too deep now and can't let themselves look bad

where do you work though

>covid on the death cert

Does that mean wu ping coof actually did for them, or just that it was present?

>Areema Nasreen
hot

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Does he have the poz?

if it were more deadly it would never spread that widely because the lockdown would have come in much quicker and more decisively

>'It is not a request, it is a requirement': Health Secretary Matt Hancock warns the government will ban 'all forms' of outdoor exercise if a 'small minority' of people continue to refuse to stay at home as he blasts sunbathers for flouting lockdown rules
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8188711/Health-Secretary-Matt-Hancock-blasts-sunbathers-flouting-coronavirus-lockdown.html

Gell-mann amnesia

>once
Like every day for a fucking week a bit ago, once was posting kids tv programs and another was when me and daisy told you to stop taking pube so seriously
And here we are now, you taking pube seriously and having another meltdown, beyond funny at this point.

>1 year to live
Spastic who can’t read or pay attention lmfao
You’re fuming that everyone knows your game now

those were the days
carton of um bongo
youtube.com/watch?v=htAZcdvQIBo

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Don't get it? Fair comments lad?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kl-kDJ2Qh4
>”People want to get AIDS!”

partly northern European and mostly Mediterranean

not sure how this relates to benefits of being British citizen?

I really REALLY wanted Ebola to spread like wildfire amongst the wog community in the UK. Especially in Birmingham.

Hitchens is one of the only ones to stand against all this shit
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2020/04/peter-hitchens-the-deep-velvet-quiet-of-our-cities-is-as-terrifying-as-a-fire-bell-in-the-night.html

i'm thinking it doesn't matter what the cause is only that the rate is double normal which we will find out Tuesday 21st April

Med mindset. Good boy. A shining example

>I think the government knows its a pile of tosh but they're in too deep now and can't let themselves look bad
it's like people panic buying shit roll. it makes no sense but seeing as everyone else is doing it we all better had. oddly sweden is the only country doing anything remotely sensible during this.

DO NOT DISSENT OR MORE CIVIL LIBERTIES WILL BE REVOKED
OBEDIENT CITIZENS SHOULD REPORT DISSENTERS TO THEIR LOCAL AUTHORITIES AND SHAME THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA
GOD SAVE THE NHS

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"Human rights" laws are worthless when there are derogations for eg public health