Aus/pol/ - FUCK CHINKS FUCK KIKES FUCK JANNIES EDITION

Good night lads sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite

>These maps show the impact of the coronavirus lockdown on our cities
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-05/maps-show-how-coronavirus-lockdowns-emptied-our-cities/12121524

>Australian cruise passenger dies as hundreds more await test results, rescue
baka.com.au/national/scramble-to-aid-hundreds-still-trapped-on-cruise-ships-barred-from-ports-20200404-p54h43.html

>Australians in five-star quarantine complain about being 'trapped' inside luxury rooms and as they beg to be let out of their 'prisons' - while dressed in fluffy bathrobes and drinking white wine
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8187101/We-need-fresh-air-Australians-lockdown-five-star-hotels-open-life-trapped-inside.html

>Chilling prospect for proud Sydney and Melbourne home owners: How house prices could fall by 50 per cent as coronavirus brings on a depression - and why PERTH will emerge stronger
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8182563/Sydney-Melbourne-house-prices-tipped-crash-50-cent-coronavirus-sparks-depression.html

Keep it civil lads

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I LOVE CHINKS

give me a job you fukin kunts aye fuckya

Wish this corona virus thing would get over and done with so I can go to the pub with my mates

Is anyone else here terrified of surviving suicide?

Right cunts who would be up for an /auspol/ run farm once this country turns into great depression 2: electric boogaloo?

FUCK YOU

cyanide pill or bullet to the dome, don't worry be happy

Fuck Australians are gay.

Calling another man “mate” when mates literally definition is animals having sex.

You dont have any mates to go to the pub with tho, fren

you're better off on the neetbux right now i rekcon

Got my 750. Thanks Scomo.

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why would anyone ever kill themself? imagine someone that killed themself last year? They never got to experience this corona festival and who knows what's gonna result from it

at least our faggots are more masculine than american ones

You wake up in the morning and decide to pick on someone whose already going through a tough time?

>Perth tipped to benefit in coming decades as India ramps up iron ore demand

so, uh, does that mean i should buy fmg stock?

first for fuck chinks, seppos, poos and poofters

yeh the 750 helped aye but when the shit drops outta the conamy i gotta buy the stocks n shit aye cunt

Wtf I didn’t get 750

Guys I'm finally back
I still don't have an aus/pol/ gf
How do I get one?

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Poof lovers get the rope

Fren's im at my innabush bunker with my dog, he ninja chomped a bat out of the air and its been 3 days. starting to act a bit funny first time hes ever growled at me and his pupils arent symmetrical currently crated him. might be rabies lads... kinda bummed out this whole happening for me. the cunts been licking my face at the crack of dawn as my alarm clock so this might get interesting

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MAKE CHINA PAY

article here reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-saudi-meeting/saudi-arabia-calls-for-emergency-oil-meeting-state-media-idUSKBN21K2AD
it's short but it indicates a major development after they stonewalled USA

The ex

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Still have a job and the housing market is going to crash. Praise Corona-chan.

you go to uni you meet poofs and i found them less subhuman than previously imagined

I think the older generation are going to be a little upset when all the stocks their super funds invested in shit the bed. When the u.s infinite QE stops the market has to begin reacting to reality again

LOSER GANG RISE UP

Sup dog cunts?

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more thots in a week than any of you simp virgins will ever fuck in your entire lives?

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Thats disguisting

Thats hot

poofs go on the occult highway after their youth and desirability drops off between 20-30, cunts end up doing blood orgies becoming "gifters" and pedos by the time they hit 30 "gay death"
enablers get the rope too

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Feel like pure shit might go to Thailand and fuck some lady boys x

"Burmese Sally up the bum"

I'll never be in a position where I have to blow someone or steal for my latest hit of ice so it's an okay trade off

At least we have each other user

You'll have to take a boat out user

Id smash its bussy. Tight.

Yes.

t. rawdogged one

>t. rich fag

Kinda feel like walking around with a hammer and just killing anybody I’m running to Until a police Kills me what do you guys think

anyone old enough to remember watching RAGE on fri/sat along with EAT CARPET to see a bit of pussy and finally RECOVERY for Dylan to introduce some fucking kickass bands like the Gurge, grinners, spiderbait, etc

Don't kill anyone yet, I may need your services in the future, you will be rewarded handsomely.

Nup, I'm just not gonna smoke meth. I envy the hectic cunts who have the balls to fuck their lives up like that though. Must be fun just not giving a shit, until you run out and the intense suffering begins

Seems like a silly idea, things are getting exciting user you don't want to miss this party

Sure thing asio

Yep. And SBS always had some hairy bush movie on a saturday night

LOSER GANG RISE UP

hello ASIO, dont do anything please call the mental health helpline if you need help.

The past decade of pol has wished for a happening like this and it hasnt even really kicked off yet. Pl0x stick around

The Weather Woman

>tfw my first home purchase got signed on the same day the pandemic was declared

Fuck

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Hey Asio, why are the hospitals empty, cunts?

She looks like she fucks Sudanese boys.

Perth poofters desperate for muh miningboom to prop up their CUB economics vainly believing the "India Superpower 2020" meme...
>Applecross dedicated shitting streets next

fag talk, glow talk, suicide talk... is anyone here an user or is it just glowniggers

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I rawdawged my dog once.
Guess we'll open up an AMA about it.

my misso is a registered nurse. what you dont know wont hurt you

If you wait until after the government closes down the bottle-o's then you might be able to post a new highscore amongst all the chaos of Australian civilisation collapsing.

you just ignore them I guess they report to their superioers and say "im really close to cracking the case of right wing nazis"

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Nah

smoking is yucky :(

what's gay death wtf

anyone ever had asio or the feds rock upto their house yet? why is it always 2 guys?

If normie owns house worth 600k with 500k owing in Dec 2019, what happens when it's worth 300k in Dec 2020 but they now owe 550k since they haven't paid their mortgage for six months due to job loss?

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they play good cop bad cop.

You still have yellow fever after all this?

Is her hospital empty?
I bet it is.

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>...walking around with a hammer...
UnAustralian flogg doesn't own a bullwhip.
Bet you don't even know where the nearest Chink Embassy is either, do you?
Go get yourself a decent Akubra, shitcunt.

If they close the bottle-o's they will never control the riots no matter how many cops or armed forces they implement. Grog = control.

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When your arse is blown out and busted from too much faggotry.

Yeah had the Yas Forums police come to my house once for posting excessive amounts of trap porn to this board

>Not waiting till the police start going on strike/stacking up their own
You think they give enough of a shit about protecting people to risk corona like the medicos?
They chose that career to pretend to lord over civies, not to put themselves at risk.

>Temporary morgues and hospitals are being investigated in NSW,

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-nsw-health-minister-says-makeshift-morgues-and-hospitals-likely/news-story/2e2018d561890561361dadce4b8771ca

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Do the math cunt. I'll give you one guess.

>is anyone here an user or is it just glowniggers
Maybe this is the ideal time for these traitors to give us a sitrep on what's going on currently that we're not privy to

HEY GLOWFAGS, WHAT'S CHANGING WHILE WE'RE ON LOCKDOWN YOU LIMPDICKS

>a gun
>in this year
>in this part of the australia
>localized entirely in your desk draw
yes
>may i see it
no

>gay death?
When the death certificate lists 'AIDS leaking out his busted arsehole' as 'Cancer' so his mum isn't embarrassed to go to the funeral.

Italy couldn't burn the amount of bodies, but the nazis could. Makes you wonder doesn't it.
Isn't it funny when one story unravels another they change the whole fucking paradigm.

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its the crossroads where fags have either ascended into the occult or become a used condom at their fuck bars
dont feel sympathy for them user... warn them of the rope and move on, plenty of other white cunts who deserve a mate

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>2 guys
Because they only go out on field-visits so they can bumsex each other on the way back.

100k sunk cost on a 300k investment that you have to pay 550k on.. Yeah I'm thinking it's not worth keeping. Sunk cost fallacy is a bitch though.

I guess renting's not so bad is it ;)

The image
>Eww this taste yucky

NO CONFIDENCE

>>may i see it
Both your ID and your text glow

Giorgio Gori — the mayor of Bergamo, Italy — says that it is no longer only the hospitals that are in a state of emergency but also the crematorium responsible for managing the bodies, according to a report by Il Giornale.

“The crematory is no longer enough,” said Gori. “The oven in the city of Bergamo is unable to dispose of all the work it has to do.”

Bergamo is an Italian city just northeast of Milan, located in the nation’s Lombardy region, which has been at the center of Italy’s — and Europe’s — coronavirus crisis.

“The city is the epicenter of this emergency,” said Gori. “The number of infected people continues to grow — those taken to hospital, put into intensive care. Unfortunately, the number of deaths have increased, about 50 per day, 300 in the last week.”

The mayor added that bodies are now being sent to other crematoriums, as the city’s facility is unable to handle the numbers of Wuhan virus victims that it receives.

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Obviously the house is worth less than the debt, but I'm just not sure what happens in terms of the bank and customer?

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I rest my case.

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Any losers here dropping copious amounts of psychs during pandemic?

The bank takes the property and sells it. All they want is the principle back. They don't give a fuck if you still owe $500k, because they will continue to chase you for it.

Anyone else having trouble getting Yas Forums?

>I guess renting's not so bad is it ;)
Definitely a good time to be a renter if you want to live in the inner city or a coastal holiday hotspot.
Thousands of airbnb pads have already been listed for normal rentals in the last couple of weeks.
Other listings are already starting to slash their asking rents by $100+/week.

you look like your boyfriend fucks your ear holes, now look user i don't know why a self respecting may would have ear cavities for the sole purpose of using them as fuck holes so as such i can only conclude that you're a poof. unfortunately i can't specify or shed any light on such matters as i like girls, i like girls with a pussy and i as a straight man have a desire to impregnate my wife and to start a family. i know this might be tough for you to come to terms with user but your way of living is wrong and i hope that you see the light and stop this tomfoolery which is giving you mental illness however if you already have the aids i suggest complete isolation and zero contact with innocent people.

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They bought the peak and made some long nosed gentlemen at the bank very happy indeed

>The crematory is no longer enough
This raises certain questions..
Srs tho, why do the bones need to be burnt up, can't they just cook the flesh and let us keep a sick-ass skellington of our dearly departed?

Right but how does that happen? Does the bank just randomly re value houses?

fucken love me some bussy right about now

why do you need the hacker

bank goes
>pay up wagie
wagie goes
>nooooo i spent all my wagie
bank goes
>pay up wagie
wagie goes
>nooooo you can't take my car!!!!!
bank goes
>pay up wagie
wagie goes
>noooooo you can't take my house
bank goes
>pay up wagie
wagie goes
>*gunshot sound*
bank goes
>pay up wagie

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Just never really got taking on so much fucking debt that's required for a home like most people get.. But it's pretty necessary for living the normal life, wife and kids.
The normals didn't adapt, the instinct is inflexible.

yeah cunt councils are incharge of this shit id prefer FEMA

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