Thank America thread

You’re welcome for your computer
You’re welcome for your smart phone
You’re welcome for the internet
You’re welcome for light bulbs
You’re welcome for lasers
You’re welcome for email
You’re welcome for 3d printers
You’re welcome for cars
You’re welcome for youtube

Thanks Yurop for your uhhhh clarinets?

Anyhow. Time for you to give some thanks for the greatest nation in the planet. Brits need not participate, because I don’t want you getting arrested for thinking without a loicense

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Thank you America for cheese burgers
Thank you America for pancakes
Thank you America for exposing white women and western ideals for what they really are
Thank you America for exposing the whole world to the jewish trickeries and insuring the next wars and revolutions will insure total extermination of the Jews world wide

fuck you americuck

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yet another thread of this same type, where an american acts like a dumbass and shits on europe. can't tell if it's a D&C shill or just a retard

The USA is a 3rd world country

You're welcome Mohammed, I always felt Islam was right on some things.

thanks for making the virus worse because muh freedoms faggot

Intern, computer , iPhone ... all stuff for degenerates ... go vote for an other nigger !

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I.e. all the stuff that made the west lazy consoomerist concoomerist shut-ins?

We are still #1

>modern tech
Not even worth it if your country is overrun with shitskins. I’d rather be a surf in a homogeneous nation.

Thank you for the Dragqueen story time!

You left off AR-15s

being #1 at being a retard is nothing to brag about

>burgers
You forgot to thank us for pizza and Chinese food

You are welcome

Thank you.

thank you for being the most degenerate country on the planet

You are truly a pathetic cunt.
You are not responsible for any of these achievement s just because you happened to be born on the same rock as those Inventors.
What are your personal achievements?
NONE

Blessed thread

Reporting your comment to the british police.

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Thank you Saudi Arabia for absolutely NOTHING! You sand niggers are worthless.
Thank for numbers and Algebra I guess,
But that was before you dogs started worshipping some illiterate, pedophile. I do like how you dress your women to look like garbage bags, seems fitting for trash!

Thank you american healthcare for charging me 3k dollars for putting some glue on my cut.

Why do you even go to the hospital for a papercut then?

Oh ya cause it never happens the other way around...

>Huawei
inb4 the chinese are stealing my porn habits

Kek.
White women are garbage
White men need to start marrying Castizas.
>based
>trad
>hate niggers more than spinster’d white women
>produce white babies
>raise your boys to be men and your girls to be honorable

NOT EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS REALLY AN
AMERICAN, WE HAVE TONS OF TARDS HERE.

go dilate

>computer
German invention
>cars
German invention

WE WUZ COMPUTAS
WE WUZ CARZ

Hahaha, oh the ignorance

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>Internet
>American
What did he mean by this

>Al Gore

WIR WAREN DENKMASCHINEN, HONKEY!

>Be Canada
>Make life saving medicine and sell the patent for $1
>Pretty much give the world Insulin for free
>US starts charging $180 despite no further research needed

Land of the Jew!

>huh, there's a worldwide crisis going on
>better sling shit and divide the board even more
Kill yourself, OP.

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Germs did really invent cars though.

Karl Benz made the first one

The USA is a 3rd world country

>uses the profits to reasearch create other products to help people
Yeah real jewish you fucking kid

Ok. Now thank China for manufacturing absolutely everything you own.

My achievement was being born in the USA so I can brag about how if it weren't for us, the UK would be speaking German right now. We also overthrew Sadam (twice!) and on the verge of liberating Venezuela, in addition to the democracy we brought to Iraq, Libya, and the rest of the Muslim word. USA! USA! USA!

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Based and red pilled.

She needs to lose 10-15 pounds and she would be a bombshell

fuck murica

Computer German invention let me stop you there Hans.

>Charging for literally life saving medicine that people will die without

You realize how many people die in your country from not getting Insulin, your country is impoverished as fuck

But sure, keep up the retarded American logic goldstein

Thank you based China for sacrificing your low income workers in death factories so we can buy cheap plastic shits. Thank you Boomers for outsourcing the entire factory working US middle class to Chinka so your 401Ks and retirement funds stayed nice and fat.

Based

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I KNOW! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

Normalizing obesity, drug use, homelessness, and indecent behaviour is however not something to thank the US for. The contrary.

Garbage trigger discipline there. 0/10. Wouldn't bang.

>The USA is a 3rd world country

Is that right sweetie? Do they label countries as 3rd world before or after they LAND ON THE FUCKING MOON?

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>Why are you screaming?
He told you, we have a lot of tards here. Himself included

>yet another faggot of this same type

Thanks America for making the world safe for the emerging Jewish centered NWO end times larp

Types with caplocks,
We have tons of retards
Agreed dude agreed

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You the funny thing is most of scientists who put you there are German.

Lol. Wasn’t the computer invented by some Brit?

Fuck your gay-ass LARP
STEVE!

Thank America for sacrifice the young people and the money for world stability.
Under America, the world has had a lot of good. America stepping back will be bad for the world.

Thank you, America. And thank you, President Trump, for shaking things up.

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america > every other shit nation with limited freedoms

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kek

thank you america, best country ever!

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After 50 years of constant decline.
Then again even that is an understatement, it's not like it began then, it's probably like a century.

>chinese phone
>German car

I am sorry but us produces shit quality

Yeah right. More like Thank you for inventing them, america is over priced as fuck and sells things at 500% the price something like China does. Detroit used to be a power house because it had a monopoly, no one did it better but then China came around and turned them into a shit state with actual reasonable prices.

Yes Charles Babbage to be precise. As was the internet. Computer and Internet both British inventions. HTML.

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Pretty sure he invented cabbage retard.

You guys also invented us.

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The funny thing is that the Germans who defected did so not out of fear, but because they had genuine respect and faith in America as a non-degenerate shining beacon of the world. Von Braun was more probably a lot more proud of his work on the American space program than he was making V2 rockets for Hitler.

Detroit is full of niggers
Might as well be Africa

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We are the greatest nation on earth and we have the mandate of heaven. Deal with it.

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He made the" www." Thing
USA had the internet since the 60s
It was a military secret you idiot

Thank Nazis for Moonlanding

pic unrelated

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You need to go back

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>Y-you only landed on the Moon in living memory!

The absolute COPE of Yuropoors

But didn't like, Amerimutts once nuked live city of JapaniNiggers?

How's that freedom working out for you now when that belief and fundamental principle has led to the US becoming the globe's coronavirus epicenter?

Sweden picked the same naive approach, although we've been worse. And it's all in the name of freedom and the blind belief of Swedish excellence, uniqueness and that our authorities are "infallible".

Why do the bongs have such an inferiority complex? Mention the USA and they instantly jump up and vibrate. Relax, mates, you invented homosecks and fucked dentistry, that should be enough.

>coronavirus epicenter
imagine believing CCP numbers. wew

But didn't like, Amerimutts once nuked live city of JapaniNiggers?

Wakey wakey SwedeNigger, and throw out the fucking mooslims

it's a just a cold who gives a shit

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You're welcome for all the scientists, engineers and programmers who made that. Boomer faggot.

No you didn’t. Jesus Christ the absolute state of burger education. HTML the LANGUAGE OF THE INTERNET (allows documents to be displayed in a web browser.) Was invented by Tim Berners Lee a BRITISH physicist. Cope harder burger.

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>You're welcome for all the scientists, engineers and programmers who made that. Boomer faggot.

Going to have to stop you there vlad the American scientists were all of Anglo or Western European decent not Slavic scum unless you count that nigger Tesla who really contributed fuck all.

>flag
>calls another nation degenerate
Ok

Even if you ignore China, the US is one of the nation who've been hit the hardest in the world because they reacted so extremely slowly. Reaping what you sow now.

Kek, the comment & flag are perfect banter

Are you expecting a small proportion of people to overthrow the government and switch status quo? Won't happen in Sweden.

Democratically, it isn't supported either. Yet.

>muh individualism
We got a live one here folks

most of those where made by european countries
1 light bulb nikola tesla (serbia)
2 computer charles babbage (uk)
3 the first smartphone was the simon personal communicator which was first developed in 1992 by an international european company
4 internet was invented by tim berners lee again from the uk
5 lasers where discovered and applied by the mutts first
6 email i believe by uk as well
7 3d printing by chuck hull thus the us
8 cars where invented by the germans
9 the godless creation that is youtube is the us as well

wow holy shit
who woulda thought the arrogance of the mutts that they'd take other countries accomplishments on their own
we should really fucking glass the mutts
sage'd

Thanks murica for WW2 and cold ward. Very useful, very nice.

Based pajeet. I love that you hate Muslims so much sorry the retards in our labour government didn’t partition India correctly when we left and left you with the cunts.

Innocent people can die off no matter the person's age, it's way rougher than the average cold/influenza. The healthcare system is also ending up very strained which will impact people who direly needs treatment.

Eurocucks malding

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>can't handle banter
double digit iq confirmed
>muh d&c
fucking loser

I have far less hope for Sweden than any other white nation (with the possible exception of Canada).
While the rest of the white world is waking from their cuckoldry slumber, you’re two nations are pressing the cuckoldry accelerator