/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2947

Sweden's strategy will prove to be the right one. Screencap this.

cyanide + plumbum

Oh no

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Why do you think we arent hearing shit about hospitalization numbers?

Lead straight to the head

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150 mg lead pills administered directly to the skull is the cure

SPAIN NUMBERS

130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)
>130,759 CASES, 12,418 DEATHS (+674)

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65,663, what, how many days has it been stuck at 65,663? Four? Five?

This was planned

youtu.be/DNXGAxGJgQI?t=2m50s

What happens if a burger without health insurance gets covid-19? Do they just die?

Nothingburgers: On suicide watch
Shills: Seething
Doomers: Were right all along
Growth: Exponential
Financial collapse: Imminent
Normies: Panicking
Thots: Going mental
Toiletpaper: Sold out
Essential workers: Dropping dead
Healthcare systems: Under equipped/staffed
Supply lines: Fucked
Food shortages: Coming
Riots: Inbound
Globalism: BTFO
Nationalism: On the rise
Happening: ITS

The reset it coming lads. This is it, this is the big one. The black swan event mother nature needed to cleanse the filth from her lands.

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your government doesn't have confidence in that decision, they're already asking for emergency powers to cancel MUH HERDMMUNITY plan
dw.com/en/sweden-mulls-u-turn-on-coronavirus-restrictions/a-53020024

Help me out here /cvg/, I need the infopics on the REAL China death count memepics/tweet screencaps that were being passed around on Yas Forums/ before Corona-chan hit the West.
Some conspiratard boomer-ish friend of mine needs redpilling.

+ any one of a dozen wide-spectrum antivirals
yea, we don't have a magic pill yet, but this should be enough to keep most people out of the ER
however, you can't get treated unless you get tested, and most countries aren't testing nearly enough
result, thousands of eminently preventable deaths
I am beyond anger, and into unyielding hatred. there will be a price for all this, and I will be among those making sure it gets paid, with interest

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No, treatment for COVID-19 is free for all who can't afford it in the US.

Crippling debts.

Something you want to tell us Germany?

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>Numbef of dead increasing as everyday passes
>"Ching Chong, here's a graph that has nothing to do with Corona deaths"
REEE DON'T CARR ME A SHIRRRR!

Liposomal vit C

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FOR
THE
HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So what will happen after Easter when trump tells people to go to church, lads?

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Get fucked

Can someone post the gif with the 1 million update?

We've never said warm weather would stop it. MERS spread just fine in Saudi for a bit. The reason people say this is because the last SARS outbreak ended in May when China got it under control. The only reason they were able to bring it under control though was because people with the first SARS were really circling the drain and in trouble before they became infectious. This made it much easier to isolate these people. Even then it took 6 months to bring it under control.

gb2 heem fag

1) Pneumona deaths were already on their way down before the first covid death according to your graph
2) Corona kills more weekly in the US than what your graph shows, where are the extra deaths come from?

Its free to get tested and free to get treated but the big plan to pay for it is to use medicaid so basically universal healthcare when it comes to this. Anyone from another country is just talking out of their ass and doesn't listen to White House pressers.

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add the following to the list:

Venice waterways: clearing
Air pollution: dropping
Sandniggers: kvetching and coofing
Chinks: micropenising

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Only that all healthcare staff need to take a wage cut in order to afford it.

ITS NOTHING GOYIM STOP LOOKING AT GERMANY, THEY AREN'T BURNING BODIES AGAIN

speak after me

NOTHING

BURGER

You're beyond retarded and missed the point entirely.

melanin harvested from somalians

You guys will surpass Germany in death count.

BTW Can you tell me about amazing Canadian healthcare?
abbynews.com/news/canadian-nurses-unions-warn-national-standards-for-coronavirus-protection-too-low/
>Linda Silas, president of the labour organization, says the safety protocols are inadequate compared to those in Ontario and some other countries.
>“When we do not know, we have to go for the best precautions for workers,” said Silas.
>“We need to make it clear that if health care workers are not safe, then patients are not safe,” said Silas
>The federal protocols are in line with the World Health Organization, but the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and its European counterpart have also recommended higher standards and a greater degree of precaution.
>She recommends all health care workers, regardless of where they are, follow the CDC or Ontario standards rather than the federal ones.
>The Public Health Agency of Canada did not respond
archive.is/MR0vK

Shut the fuck up you cretin

Remember when people only got pneumonia from vaping? The good time?

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>1) Pneumona deaths were already on their way down before the first covid death according to your graph
Cause their being labeled as COVID
>where are the extra deaths come from?
Anything that they could possibly label as Coronavirus.

cases in italy decreasing
cases in places where people arent retarded like SK are super managable.
Give it another 2 weeks and thing should be toning down everywhere
the only place this is a total shit show is the US right now from not taking this seriously.
I dont get where the fun in being a doomsayer is

Thanks user, pls post more about the numbers that China tried to hide

H E R D

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Didn't you see him screaming at reporters the other day? We are going to be at 2 mil by easter and Jesus is actually going to come back

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0.3% of Spain is infected. Its way too late to contain it. 0.6% of New York state is infected

New York fatalities down 50% in one day yesterday. If that holds true today, looks like the malaria med combo does work, considering they reluctantly started prescribing it about a week ago.

how is this dude glowing like a saiyan

is he some kind of real life goky

I've already made my plans on which houses to loot and where to keep supplies safe. It's like all the daydreaming I did wondering hypothetically, what I'd do if I could be a road warrior, has come to fruition. Every day everything gets worse, like is now a probability.

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UHHH BROS SINGAPORE IS EXPLODING IN CASES

WERE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>If they don't list the death as specifically pneumonia, I know for a fact it was nothing to do with corona
You're a retard

Can you link me to that graph?

>Sweden's strategy
let all the somalis die?

>dabbing at the virgin doomfags

mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

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video on right has no sneezing, coughing

fake shit

sauce

>Public health agency
That's a single, stupid agency under our ministry of health that no one takes seriously.

mask countries btfo

Retard its literally a black swan, the one single specific event where our mismanagement and overspending from the socdem chancellorship came in handy
Pre 2020
>why do we have so many ICUs and ventilators in non ICUs, nobody needs those, we should scrap it, its not like the black plague is coming again
2020 rolls around and thank god Merkels party hasnt fucked up the healthcare system more than they have.

>Makes a retarded post about pneumonia being the singular cause of death for corona
I got your stupid point

>Cause their being labeled as COVID
On the 29th of february you had the first death in the US that is week 9. There was a massive drop of pneumonia cases between week 1-9
without any reported covid cases. Whats your excuse here shill?
>Anything that they could possibly label as Coronavirus.
Cope shill

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Is it just me or is it odd that so many countries have already reported in numbers for the day? I feel like it usually takes a bit longer.

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Sometimes sticking to the rules is appropiate and needed

Sauce?

How long is I going to take for people to understand that every single country has the same strategy and are just in different phases of their epidemic?

We are also in a Wuhan level lockdown where nobody goes out to the street unless to buy alone, a feat for a country such as Spain where people were merrily going to protests and political meetings the week before it hit hard af.

2000 patients treated, 5 deaths, several studies corroborating the effectiveness, whole world using the drug
/cvg/ BTFO

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Based comment

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Yeah but I know people in Canada and you know where a lot of people come for health care in Canada? The US. Cope faggot universal healthcare is a pile of shit and you know it.

See

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thx

yeah, indeed, for such a small place lots of infected in a day

they update Germany numbers every few hours, that's why the low + numbers

>family laughed at me and ridiculed me for wearing protective gear when going out to buy shit from the market before the infection went fully rampant
>now that it became an actual serious problem, with martial law being installed and the government constantly talking about how bad it is on the TV and telling people to protect themselves
>family is constantly preaching to me how important self protection is and reminding me to wear masks and shit, even bought themselves fucking hazmat suits out of fear
As if I was retarded or something and didn't know about it. They literally seemed to have forgotten those very first days where they laughed their asses off at me taking precautions early on and wearing protective gear before all of them.

What the fuck is wrong with boomers and normalfucks? Maybe they do deserve to get wiped out by the virus after all.

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He's a fraud

>were merrily going to protests and political meetings the week before it hit hard af.
>the week before it hit hard af.
It was already hitting that week. they just didn't took measures for politacal reasons letting the virus spread more, faggot

>*sends old patients with a bigger chance of dying to their homes so they don't count*

this man is a genius

I don't know what's happening in Taiwan. Are we safe? Is the government not testing enough? Why are not closing down yet? So many questions yet people here seem to be complacent

Those boobies

fuck this ugly trap picture

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Which one? Hydroxychloroquine, Ivermectin, Remdesivir, Tocilizumab?

This is beautiful. Mother nature always wins in the end.

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Thanks, I didn't see your reply when I posted
Fuck.

Sauce for the 3,379 strains please

Singapore 2nd wave

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No sane Canadian would go to the US for health care unless they had private insurance and required extremely specialized care.

A lot of places have started incorporating twice a day reports. New York and Spain have done this from the start.

lol, list all 136 proposed vaccines, it'll be funny.

>It's not because we're trying to hide something, the authorities say
Yeah going to press X to doubt on that one

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No, no you didn't.

Universal healthcare is choked up with welfare boomers. This is why Pol pot is the answer

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sure buddy

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What? (pic related)

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cope
if you're treated by him there's a 0.3% of you dying, regardless of age
AND hcq is a prophylactic as well
good luck finding it niggers

he's giving hcq + azy to every positive patient on the start of symptons
actemra is showing effectiveness in critical cases, dunno about ivermectin and remdesivir

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nextstrain.org/ncov

>cases raising in india
>mudslimes attacking doctors who came to test them
>not enough test kits or ventilators, not even close.
we are fucked
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

They don't do shit untill they see it on TV/newspaper, hear it on the car radio, everything closes down and they start to know somebody dying from it.

Simple as.

twitter.com/DoraGodoy/status/1245889058263498752

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>nothigburgers want the left side back asap

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It's considerably lower than any other year, stop coping.
Hospitals are labeling anything they can as COVID to get national aid. Simple as that.

>tfw WE are the virus

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No one wants to pay 100,000 dollars for a bandage unless they have some findom fetish

>I believe every pneumonia related death is being counted as corona because I'm a fucking retard
Clear enough, faggot?

Nuke China and nuke Harvard

Thanks, user.

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Look at new cases today. They're practically a police state. Were fucked

Will she fulfill his dream now that he's gone?

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I guess I just didn't notice until now how many were doing that because there is no way in hell Germany dropped down to just 16 cases. Unless. Were starting to see a global shortage in testing kits. I personally feel like its whats happening in the US. I had seen a few states talking about it and then they didn't bring it up again and as far as I know the 15 minute testing kits still haven't been rolled out so..

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You're so retarded holy shit.

are you really that stupid?

since you found the cure you should volunteer at hospitals, memeflag nigger

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 04.04.2020

>4455 NEW INFECTIONS:
>95614 TOTAL INFECTIONS +4,89%
>152 NEW DEATHS:
>1427 TOTAL DEATHS
updated: 05.04.2020 0:00 GMT+1
interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/

>FATALITIES:
probable mortality: 3,33%
average age of fatalities ~80
detailed report on first 160 fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

>RKI:
+5936 = 91714 cases
+184 = 1342 dead
updated: 05.04.2020 0:00 GMT+1

>info from RKI situation report:
infections in nursing homes and hospitals grow more and more common
2% of infected developed pneumonia
14% of infected hospitalized
70% of cases between 15 and 59 years old
15% of cases and 86% of fatalities 70 or older
50% of cases and 63% of fatalities are male
median age of fatalities: 82 years
highest incidence and activity in Bayern, followed by Baden-Württemberg

>info from DIVI IC report:
2680 cases in IC, 2215 (83%) of which on ventilator
1532 resolved IC cases, 482 (31%) of which deceased
total occupied ICUs:13346
total available ICUs: 10074
note: not all hospitals may report to DIVI yet

>geographic distribution of COVID-19 cases
zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/coronavirus-echtzeit-karte-deutschland-landkreise-infektionen-ausbreitung

>daily situation report from RKI in german:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>COVID-19 dashboard from RKI in german:
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4

>daily situation report on overall IC capacity from DIVI in german:
divi.de/images/Dokumente/DIVI-IntensivRegister_Tagesreport_2020_04_03.pdf

>IC capacity in hospitals from DIVI in german:
divi.de/register/intensivregister?view=items

>info on IC treatment of COVID-19 from Ärzteblatt in german:
aerzteblatt.de/archiv/213160/SARS-CoV-2-Infektion-Wenn-COVID-19-Patienten-intensivpflichtig-werden

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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I really wish this becomes seasonal. Please Nurgle, grant us this blessing.

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>Patients who would've survived anyway
>Give them anti malaria drug
>They recover

>mudslimes attacking doctors who came to test them
Why did they do that? I done think even the niggers would this now?

Gretachan is uhhhh nice.

i'm not a medfag fren, but don't worry, my dad is already doing that
have you taken your HCQ today?

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So Spain to over Italy for numba wan in Europe? Neat,

I had no imternet for a bit due to living in bumfuck nowhere. Looks like we where right, I don't see many shills here now.

Every infected in taiwan is a commie, the test is ask if you are a communist, if he/she answer yes, shoot him down.

>It's considerably lower than any other year, stop coping.
Are you okay buddy? You're becoming incoherent. Looks like the shilling is going to your head
>Hospitals are labeling anything they can as COVID to get national aid. Simple as that.
Any source for that besides literally who twitter posts?

Tell me shill why do you even bother at this point? You're getting btfo thread after thread

>zey knew about it months before it was released?
>do not release ze cure
>send in newfags

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Forgot pic

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Well that's Gunbuster for you.

user, recognizing one's own faults and admitting a mistake is an act of courage because it hurts
you know the expression "prostul daca nu-i fudul, parca nu e prost destul"; arrogance and stupidity work hand-in-hand

healthcare in the US is cheaper when you pay out of pocket and don't use health insurance, sorry that you don't know how shit work and feel enlightened enough to comment on it because a bunch of niggers, mudslimes and chinks can't into the healthcare system and you feel that justifies holding it against whites in the US. You get what you pay for.

I know, I know only you can see that this is all a conspiracy to prevent *insert schizo theory here
Everyone else is blind
Take your meds

I say nothing you say burger

NOTHING

>5 deaths in ~2k positive cases
welp, i guess marseillese apes are immune to pneumonia then

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