Redpill me on this meal

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That's... ONE meal? You're gonna get fat, that could feed a family of four.

Nice light breakfast

>redpill me on this meal

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>Scrambled eggs and fried eggs

British cuisine is the best in the fucking world

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>lorne sausage
>black pudding
>beans
>fried mushrooms
>reasonable quality, not fatback bacon
That's an English breakfast if I've ever seen one.

Greatest-empire-ever-on-earth fuel

British Full Breakfast

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Did you see the hot dog on the left and fries with gravy and other disgusting plates on the picture?

The fact that you can order English breakfast in Fatfuckland does not make it inherently English food, the side dishes give the true nationality of the "breakfast" away

no more than the poutine makes it canadian or the coffee makes it italian. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

What's there to redpill? This thing will fuel a fucking coalminer for the entire gruelling workday and tastes a-fucking-mazing.

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that sandwhich is completely wasted. The cheese is already cold.

And why are you so fucking messy with the hot coco condiments?

Other than that looks like a great meal for a olympic swimmer

the fries and gravy is poutine, a canadian food. also that hotdog isnt messy enough to be an american's dog. hemplers bacon isnt served in restaraunts here. neither is black pudding. this is not an american eatery.

Didn't think the English had access to square sausage/lorne

absolutely based

Proper brekkie

bs ... whats this "side dish" theory?

you've got access to everything scotland has, englishman ;)

>brekkie
kys

>fries with gravy
He's never had curry and chippies.

Mate this picture is taken in Britain I guarantee it. Look again at the hotdog too, it's an overcooked oven sausage in a bun not a proper hotdog. That's how we do it here. The bread on the ham and cheese toastie doesn't look artificial enough to be American either.

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It actually isn't breakfast. It started out as the aristocracy's lunch time dish, but because they only got up late and didn't work it was called breakfast as it was their first meal of the day. Then the middle class could also afford food like it, but they went full retard and ate it at like 7AM. No other culture has a garbage breakfast like the anglo one does, and they only have it due to classism.
>prove any of this wrong

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Fucking based lad

Breakfast was pushed by jews.

We don't eat gravy and fries and black budding is certainly not American. Baked beans is weird for breakfast too.

Maybe you could buy this in America, but I'e never seen it anywhere, maybe in NYC or LA.

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I dunno mate I just have a bowl of muesli in the morning

>force-feeding yourself THIS a short time after getting up, then proceeding to wageslave

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>Did you see the hot dog on the left and fries with gravy

looks incredibly delicious but my heart might not take it

What sort of genetically backwards cave person eats beans for breakfast?

if the pizza comes with bbq dip its texan
if the dippers comes with schezwan sauce it's chinese

Food in general is a Jewish invention

That sets you up for the rest of the day Hans

Calm down mutt

Looks pretty good

Will be luxury for mutts before 4 july

It looks disgusting. Whoever eats this shit has no idea what real food tastes like and is probably morbidly obese.
Only neets would be able to eat this much for breakfast. Try waking up at 7am and eat all of that, you'd die before being able to go to work

It makes sense why they'd have beans to start the day off. I always suspected the brits loved the smell of their own farts.

That's chicken curry and chips and it's fucking delicious.

It's called an all-day breakfast for a reason. But any sane person will only have this on a saturday or sunday anyway, for its main purpose, the hangover cure

I’d rather be force feed this, then the refugee cock you have.

Reminder that a full Irish is superior to a full English

>It looks disgusting. Whoever eats this shit has no idea what real food tastes like and is probably morbidly obese.
>Only neets would be able to eat this much for breakfast. Try waking up at 7am and eat all of that, you'd die before being able to go to work

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Good on you mate.
The beans aren't even the problem, it's the pound of grease.
Setup for a day of shitting and indigestion maybe. I'd need a shot of herbal and lie down on a couch after that.

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it's so fucking disgusting holy shit

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The sugar cubes mark it as bog scoff which they eat before buggering the servants.

Underrated

>The beans aren't even the problem, it's the pound of grease.
I agree that the grease is a bigger problem but the beans are definitely a fucking problem.

Bread quality is crap, unacceptable if this meal is sold
>mall sliced bread, industrial hotdog bread
Fries look unfrozen and garbage
The meat is suspicious, I wouldn’t touch those pink slices on the left of the central plate
Eggs are overcooked, beans looks like they’re canned industrial shit
Hot chocolate looks like shit and over sweet

All in all, a fancy presentation for a kind of low tier homemade English breakfast except it’s unhealthy, way too many glucides fat and proteins, no green, fruits or vitamins

It’s like a pothead midnight snack made of every industrial and long storage crap available in the cupboard
I’ll keep the eggs even though they’re burned and the mash potatoes, maybe the sausages and try to salvage a crappy English breakfast

Oi, r8 me breakfast Yas Forums or I'll bash yer foiken gabba. m8. Using this pandemic to get fit.

>2 boiled eggs
>sprouted grain toast with homemade almbond butter

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Britfags breakfast is just too fucking dry holy shit.

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In all seriousness do you pastaniggers ever put curry on pasta? It's fucking great

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>I'd need a shot of herbal and lie down on a couch after that.
Wow. What a pussy.

>Not enough vegetable-to-meat ratio
>Not enough onions-to-meat ratio
>Not enough bug-to-meat ratio

Best meal ever.

Savage, Pierre.
Eggs make me shit but if you have no problem with them, fine. The toast sounds great.

Disregard. You ever put curry on a potato?

nice history lesson hans but your seething betrays you.

Wot u tink chips are made from bruv

>haha you haven't trained your body to process a vast amount of grease and not need a bit of rest
I bet you try to shit quickly at work and it hurts your sphincter.

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Do you even
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2 balls and 1 scrambled egg pecker