Brit/Pol/ - sunny quarantineed Croydon

they are often in houses without gardens.
the parks are being closed, this will lead to trouble.

Stick a carrot up your bum

Screen cap this. As the regret will hit you but not the irony of the post in which Britian will be killed because it is not smart but copies it's betters in hopes of EU instant membership again. Yes.

starring andie macdowell as manhands

its a cover for the inevitable financial collapse too

They want to see how much they can control us and how easily the public are led.
RIP FREEDERM

why are londoners stupid enough to live in a house without a garden?

Aliens bro planted a dream

>finishing off on Angela Raynors shoe.
Claim to fame lad.

My very important friends have told me there is over 20 million dead Brits already

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I don't believe your little story, just how dumb do you think I am?

why are we brits so spastic

is it something in the water?

i want to go out to a restaurant

That would explain why not so many people are out and about

>AUSSIE CALLED KELLY GOES TO THE CHINESE EMBASSY WITH A WHIP

>AUSSIE GOES TO THE CHINESE EMBASSY WITH A WHIP
Based Paddy..

youtube.com/watch?v=P0cYJkGk7gI

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we were tricked by fake chinese vids of people going "AH-SO & pretending to fall over dead."

this is a huge hoax, I cannot believe so many fell for it so easily.

Who wants to sit in a garden in fucking London?

I wonder what Britian will do when they export Eu citizens in their health care out of Britian. I wonder if self blame will ever occur? Yes. But Britian wanting to feel like it's peak history when Rome controled the England. That is what England thinks it is. But is it? No. Yes I said this.

RAWHIDE

kek thats it im gonna leave my house rn
wait at sandilands tramstop im gonna find you and cooooof on you user

Yes

Blame the town planners, they destroyed the houses and built tower blocks.

getting dressed rn user im coming for you >:)

I bet you're a white middle 20's male who's got a beard, is slightly tubby and lives by himself

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-01/it-s-official-antarctica-used-to-have-a-rainforest

pretty cool

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the listened to govt experts.

Calling the police

Try saying it again, in an intelligible manner.

want me to post a pic with my "belt"?

It's going to be sunny next week.

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who wants into london?

lads wtf
youtube.com/watch?v=pyTs0tdkm3w

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Make Brit/pol/ less doom mong

Download and install Tampermonkey
Download and install 4Chanx
Yas Forums-x.net/

click spanner top right
ctrl F and search for stubs, unselect it.
Click filter at the top of menu and use the dropdown to comment and past in

#CVG Mong#
/CFR/
/reinfection/
/reinfected/
/ADE/
/aerosolised/
/just a flu/
/deaths are being underreported/
/31-Mar: COVID/
/5-Mar: Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV/
/27-Feb: Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition/
/underreporting deaths/
/HIV + SARS/
/no chance of a cure or vaccine/
/why do people assume that this will be over soon\? we're nowhere near the first peak yet/
/HIV/
/SARS/

Fair point

hasn't this been known for decades?

if R NHS just prescribed hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin for Corona this all would be avoided
there would be no deaths and no crying nurses or doctors
but the paedophile satanist death cult establish nae want that

EXTEND THE LOCKDOWN

I.

Please lock me up
I'm one of the nice people
who actually give a fuck
I can't bear to see suffering
so hide it from me
whilst I hide my head
deep inside of me.
Those who oh so flagrantly
gamble with lives daily
by walking along promenades gaily
or twice exiting their shady cell,
are doomed to an eternal hell
of tweets and fines and seals of searing wax
and yet the pigs have no wings.

II.

Pigs do fly across the sky every day and night
I wisp straight passed upon the last
minute of my run that is my right
2 fingers fly with them straight up in air to fright their flight
they chase me down to the gulag I go
''You disobeyed the lock down law''
''Well, I couldn't give a shite''

if you get locked out your park, you can by fb keys on amazon, they use a standard lock to allow emergency services to enter.

I live by the beach no landlocked cucks are gonna stop me using the beach for my mandated and licensed daily exercise

Just finished making this for the user from the last thread

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Post belt, you won't.

What kind of clown wants to look like a sheboon?
Absolute state

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The Queen tonight will announce that she will give the suffix "Royal" to the National Health Service. Making it the Royal National Health Service.

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>Man in face mask charged with 'contaminating goods in supermarket'
dorsetecho.co.uk/news/18359322.man-face-mask-charged-contaminating-goods-supermarket/

Lol

like igas what any of you think lool. follow the rules stay indoors.

I'm outside user
Where are you

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Nice one, Bruce

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watch the clip. her husband is a fucking nutter as well.
clips of this show started appearing in my YT feed for some reason, but i'm weirdly hooked

>follow the rules stay indoors.
kmt no

Some countries have banned outdoor exercise already.

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Lol big if true

Someone should coof on her

A fellow poet, I thought I'd respond haha

Prefix you fucking mong

I'm not outside anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=35g5QbVw2EM&t=1679s

>request
>requirement

am I right in thinking it's only an act of parliament, not a law
thus you can only be fined - then further action taken if you fail to pay the fine comtempt of court
but you can't actually be arrested on the spot for simply bathing in the evil vitamin d providing sunlight

They really are just testing how far they can push us, aren't they?

I did this in your country before lock down. You will join me in doing so soon near time for you. Yes. I said this.

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is that nottingham tram rails?

I swear to god if I hear Lizzy telling us to protect "our NHS" we have reached peak Britain and it's time to start again.

Keir Fucking Starmer, another Blair larper. Fucking shitstain has at least four years of opposition left to masturbate to his own PMs questions.

For the record I am a labour member and I didn't vote for leadership since it was this wanker and two "women"...

At least I am locked in and have an excuse to shitpost all day.

Which way are you walking
I'm going to hunt you down lool

>bro 4.5k people have died
>need to stop life

Ffs lol

to the user who posted this in the last thread:
youtube.com/watch?v=0tJfqMYHaQw
thanks, I enjoyed
>tfw the days of British physics with men in suits called Eric, Barry and Jim are over

Shut up you Romanian spastic

Impossible to enforce.
Anything can be exercise. Cycling to work, running to the shops, walking the dog, finger blasting the Mrs on the sofa.

> If people continuing doing the thing that is not banned we will ban it
I’m not spending 6 weeks indoors whether they like it or not.

Wish I lived in 1980s desu

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He'll be just getting out of bed right now.
The shitposting usually starts around 1 PM.

Your welcome Nigel.
I accept tips...

>*Specifically tips one how to win the heart of a posh British lass ;)

you are much welcome

M8 you're gay. Yes. I said this.

I reckon it was intentionally vague so they could claim people weren't following the rules down the line all along.

Just spent more than 5 grand on a PC for vidya and streaming, getting so used to this enforced NEET lifestyle (furloughed) that I'm going to attempt to craft meself a permanent NEET existence.

Patreon is live lol

Why do you still bother being a member? They hate you, not to say the other parties don’t as well

I might cycle to work to save money on fuel and it's also quite nice outside.
Fuck the police.

>more than 5 grand
post the specs and if there’s any useless bollocks parts on it you’re a spastic

>tips one how to win the heart of a posh British lass
you have to be posh yourself