Aus/pol/ - FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS EDITION

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Praise him

>FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS EDITION
Gimme a job or Ill rope

What time of day do cenno payments come through?
Also fuck strawberry farmers

Just praised him, felt pretty good.

> yfw seppos are getting fucked by the virus and we're pretty chill

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feels good lads

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The ex

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Gym being closed means i cant mog asian and curries anymore. So i workout in my garage and mog myself in the mirror.

not even that bad desu, Coles near the Gabba stadium is as stocked as it's always been, at most we're just missing a bunch of hand sanitizer
How's it wherever the fuck you are man?

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fuck the strawberry jewfarmer and his 0.0001c per tonne and 6 men dwelling

If we don't at least end the chink menace after this we'll have wasted the greatest opportunity yet. Redpill everyone you know lads, demand the reclamation of chinese-owned assets and deportation of chinese nationals.

> tfw contracted by an essential (government) service so not eligible for scomo bucks

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Why fuck strawberry farmers? Something to do with backpackers?
P.S Fuck chinks
P.P.S Fuck chinks again with barbed wire buttplugs

Its actually an alright time to get a job rn. Check job listings. Places are still hiring (supermarkets, warehouses, offices if qualified) and all the normies are scared of the flu so they're not applying.

does anyone know if people on aus study get the neetbux?

Welcome, fren

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I used to go to the cherry farm to pick my own cherries but I would just go there like an all you can eat place and binge eat cherries. fuck yea. I would do the same on your shitty strawberry farm and I bet the workers have secret stashes of nutella which they paste on the strawberries and eat all day

quit or fake an injury and get sacked or something, join us.
i skim read your post as
>contacted by an essential government service
and was thinking ahhh yes, you’re first vanning, i remember when i was a youngin

FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK JANNIES

aus study gets the double scomobux 550

Some faggot LARPER in the other threads reckons he's a strawberry farm owner, and he pays his workers slave wages like a proper kike

Have I been doing it wrong by just suggesting we set them on fire?

Are strawberries good for you?

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let’s put an end to this and just post the instore prices

he's a larper. Farmers are too stupid to be able to navigate to this cesspit

no point de-chinking without de-pooing and de-asianing in general.
iow
>close the fucking borders
>end immigration for 10 years.
>fuck off, we are full. for real.

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as a bricklayer, the best trade to get in if you are abswolutely set on it is an electrician, people joke asbout it being a poofs job and like whatever its not macho but would you rather have more money and intact health?

Yea, my family lives in rural QLD and their supermarkets are getting fucked trying to feed us city faggots
I feel sorry for some places because i know they're suffering badly

literally saw an asian couple leaving Coles the other day with 2 24 packs of toilet paper

was fucking disgusted with them ngl

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posting foetus
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Anyone else got the app

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electrician here, agreed mate no offence. crawling around roofs for 40 years can still fuck your body tho

how realistic do you fags think that market speculation is? where and when boys how long do i have to hold out?

I would lad but enjoying my pay while getting to piss around at home right now
if i get sacked i'll be sure to join you lads in dole Valhalla

you doing work from home?
that’s basically neeting anyway. 1hr work, 7 hours shitposting

The baste-est of all baste posts

Fuck electrician or plumber. Crawling through roofs and under houses looks gross.
Heavy diesel is probably best trade, bet progression, hard work but not horrible work like crawling through roofs

Just show the numbers and the video clips. The sheer amount of chinks here, intentionally spreading disease, the animal cruelty, the cannibalism.

Agreed but start with chinks, the sheer number here and the security threat means this is a golden chance.

Most strawberry farm owners I know are vietnamese. Even the hydroponic ones. They dont pay they usually use their kids. A large scale strawberry wouldnt get away with doing shit off the books for long.

I work in IT as a code cuck so yea, working from home was a pretty chill transition

at most i'm suffering because gyms are closed now so i have to employ more discipline to make sure i actually keep exercising and not fall into drinking like shit every night haha

sounds comfy honestly

probably better for you than phoneposting

if you think being in a roof or under a floor is gross, wait until you actually start playing around with heavy diesels

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How much do u make a fortnight after tax and super?

Slutty and Stellapilled

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I’m on jobkeeper but still gotta work. Actually not too pissed off about it because I’d be bored as fuck at home everyday

I just want my coronabux and I want them now!

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i am self employed now, but when i was on wages working for someone i was getting $1100 a week in the hand. after tax and super and that. About 36 an hour a think. That was 76k salary before tax.
Now that i’m self employed and trying to get shit off the ground it was $200 a week, but work has dried up cause of the corona and now i’m NEETing.

> tfw actually passed up a 24 pack of 3 ply to get my usual 6 pack of 4 ply

I don't remember ever becoming such a fucking bitch

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>Corrrr

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Nitrate gloves... problem solved.


I’m a mechanic myself, I’d much rather work on cars then crawl through roofs. Looks much tougher than the shit I do, so much respect to the sparkles and insulators our there

haha nice mate, nah fair enough. For me working on cars drives me insane. I hate it, so cramped and everything is so fiddly. I actually like being in the roof as long as it’s not 35° or up outside. Each to their own.

all that money and fuck all to spend it on lads

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>blackout still going for more than an hour now
IT'S FUCKING OVER BROS

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Fuck the do a trade thing is a meme.
For the time I was making below minimum wage working hard as fuck during an apprenticeship for four years, I could have been making the same amount working one shift or two shifts at Repco, and getting Centrelink payments and studying something Interrsting with good career prospects at uni, which would require half the effort of a back breaking apprenticeship

Yea i feel you lad

I'm not exactly the most social person but fuck me i really just wanted to go out and get on the piss at a bar somewhere on Friday, just burn money away on getting off my face
so fucking tired of sitting around at home

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buy me minecraft pls user so i can jump off a cliff

Where you at lad?

Anyone else just feel that? Like a change in the air like a happening be brewing

100% this lols

Bet it on csgo

just buy a carton and rev up them online pokies

Bought a bottle of whiskey and just downed the entire thing throughout the night

was a fun time but really just wanted to be around people, you know?

>studying something Interrsting with good career prospects at uni
Grass is always greener on the other side lad.
Been there done that, now can't find a job with my degree (commerce). If you don't know cunts you ain't getting a job.

Yeah it just flew over my house.

I work on mostly German cars, which have engine bays so cramped even basic procedures can take hours. It’s amazing contrast to a commie or Toyota engine bay.

Actually now that I think about it, being a chippy working at different job sites in the sun everyday sounds fucking lovely

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Yeah i agree mate. I got paid $10 an hour for my first year. $400 a week. Cunts were getting close to that working at Repco part time, then getting topped up by cenno for studying too.
Now office workers with any meme degree are on at least 75k, and are chilling inside in the aircon.
Not to mention apprenticeships are actually difficult. Electrical had a 35% pass rate at the end of the 3 years at tafe. 65% would fail.

Have you noticed power takes longer to get back online since the lockdowns

who here /dreadmaul/ ?

>was a fun time but really just wanted to be around people, you know?

get back to work wagie. You can be around us here. But that isn't giving you your normie attention desires.

for all the shitting on trades which is rightfully deserved it is really nice being out in the fresh air

I can be fairly reclusive but like it better when it’s by choice. Can’t stand being told what to do by the government when it’s so invasive I just want to do the opposite and go out. I don’t mind an outing or too actually. But I haven’t got a loicense for that. Kek

I don’t envy you. I sometimes crack it and have to take a break working on my VX commie, and it’s got heaps of room. I can’t stand fiddly shit like working on cars hahah

Strawberry Farmers Forever

Been feeling it for a while, like a stormy wind. I'm hoping it's something good. It feels like a fool's hope after our culture being jewed for so long.

Okay guys. I own a strawberry farm in North QLD and I honestly believe this Coronavirus is gonna fuck my business for good. My customers will go elsewhere/potentially to an overseas supplier so congratulations you fuckwits support the government: you are now going to get Chinese strawberries with all sorts of hormones and shit in them. All because you Aussie cunts are too afraid of some hard work and manual labor.

shitney inner west

honestly at the rate i was going i probably would have ended up a stock standard normie if it wasn't for covid dragging me back to Yas Forums for happening hype

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checked but obvious baitpost
post the berries and timestamp or gtfo

Fuck whos going to pick my potato tree now. All the foreign workers are gone and all these lazy local cunts won't work for $0.4 per ton. I feed this fucking nation and I get absolutely no respect. I'm fucking ropeable, next year i'm going to sell my potato tree farm to china then get smashed in Bali.

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Fuck mate. Don’t wanna be a mechanic for the rest of my life. Might go find a uni course after the pandemic.

Nice, but the strawberries are hard to tell what they are.
OC creators are the heroes we need, we don’t deserve them

Like I've said in previous threads.. I don't use a camera phone. Believe me or don't.its the truth

Yeah but you’ll get a job eventually and won’t be condemned to a miserable working class existence with a blown back from manual labour

Do not speak to chinks. Boycott chink business. Don't buy chink products. Do not do business with chinks.

>the strawberries are hard to tell what they are
Yeah true. Didn't stack or layer them up properly.

use a regular camera or scan a berry on your printer/scanner combo and upload it. LARPer.

>Don't buy chink products
That's probably much easier said than done with all this Made in China shit lad

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cramped engine bays give me an aneurism, i couldn't imagine having to work on them all day.

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I miss the fucking pub

how'd that work for you senpai

I miss my fucking family desu

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Choose your corona anchorfu

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German cars are weird as fuck, some are streamlined so a service can be done quick as fuck, and others are setup so when you drop the drain plug, it will shoot oil onto a subframe making an absolute mess and requiring 3 cans of brake cleaner to clean up

...nah the pub

do your part and fuck over any chink based ebay seller with one simple copy and paste

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What?? You think I know how to use a fucking printer you fuckwit??

Fuck off faggot we dont need farmers all our food comes from woolies.

get on arugal

> I don't use a camera phone.
So how are you posting then?
A fone with internet should have a camera.
If on pc a REAL strawberry farmer would have pics of his best stock.

I stopped buying chinese food awhile ago, thai food i far better. The chinese food here is more of a western style so you don't get weird shit like bats and dogs etc.

No more soul crushing than manual labour.
Maybe we should have followed our dreams to be a pilot or the cunt that works with dolphins in Queensland

kek

I want a black gf

i unironically have always wanted to be a pilot. Even signed up to do the degree and flight licence at UNSW but they rejected me cause having 2 trades isn’t good enough for entry. they wanted me to do an arts degree first kek. Told them no way. Glad i didn’t get accepted desu, it was so expensive

I miss my nanna who is in a nursing home

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what makes are generally good?
I've always wanted an e34 or and e24, have you worked on them before?

I had one mate

Now that you colonial shits are quarantined indoors and don't have access to the beach or the barbecue, have you thought about writing a poem, or a novel? You know, expanding your intellectual horizons and not acting like cheap mutt imitations, for a change?

>open scanner
>put berry in
>squash flat berry using scanner lid
>upload
how hard is it

Should try for the airforce or army

it's marvelous. I love it, the chinks completely destroyed ebay and turned it into a bunch of sellers "Sydney AU" "DARWIN" and everything all comes from China. Further proof they are all liars. EBay will never do anything to them, some of them even get 10's of thousands of negative feedback and it gets removed by ebay. Havent bought fuck all on ebay since the chinks flooded it years back.

Dreams are bullshit. get a shit but easy job that pays the bills, live a happy life and do as you please desu

> grandma is having her 80th birthday soon
> had to cancel her birthday because of covid
> can't even go up to visit because of covid
GOD DAMN IT

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How you get

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roses are red
violets are blue
the queen is soon dead
from wuhan flu

i have ascended