Aus/pol/ - FUCK BILL GATES & FUCK CHINKS EDITION

Good evening lads

>These maps show the impact of the coronavirus lockdown on our cities
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-05/maps-show-how-coronavirus-lockdowns-emptied-our-cities/12121524

>Australian cruise passenger dies as hundreds more await test results, rescue
baka.com.au/national/scramble-to-aid-hundreds-still-trapped-on-cruise-ships-barred-from-ports-20200404-p54h43.html

>Australians in five-star quarantine complain about being 'trapped' inside luxury rooms and as they beg to be let out of their 'prisons' - while dressed in fluffy bathrobes and drinking white wine
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8187101/We-need-fresh-air-Australians-lockdown-five-star-hotels-open-life-trapped-inside.html

>Chilling prospect for proud Sydney and Melbourne home owners: How house prices could fall by 50 per cent as coronavirus brings on a depression - and why PERTH will emerge stronger
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8182563/Sydney-Melbourne-house-prices-tipped-crash-50-cent-coronavirus-sparks-depression.html

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First for PRAISE HIM!

First for nuke detonations on the cruise ships now out to sea.

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Fuck the strawberry farmer. If you want strawberries
>GROW
>YOUR
>OWN

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fourth for sausages, mash and peas for dinner

*clink clink clink*
A toast....
TO ST. TARRANT!

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Did Aussie gov deploy secret nukes on the ships?

Hoping the detonations succeeded out to sea.

Fuck strawberry farmers and fuck work visas crying for gibs from our government

anytime that cunt who claims to own a strawberry farm in far north qld posts, only reply with:

>post proof you own a farm or fuck off

anything else is giving this larper attention

Im supposed to get my $750 tomorrow, what other extra money do jobseekers get, my dad said i would get double payments for a while.

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say, I've noticed that the quintessential Aussie is always really into conspiracy theories. Why is that?

Strawberry farmer is a new euphemism for...

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Richard Stallman is unironically more sane than Bill Gates and his id2020 fetish

> Chilling prospect for proud Sydney and Melbourne home owners
You mean, we nuke Melbourne and Sydney?

hi guys i own a boysenberry farm and I am currently in desperate need of labour.
Please reply with your resume for more information.

keep posting comfy tunes lads
youtube.com/watch?v=KDTXljIqxRE

Praise Him

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got some very nice fillet steaks for dinner - tossing up between doing a healthy salad or some oven baked chips.

Hello I am Chinese and I eat only two dog per day
need mo money for dog an cat

fuck you I pay my taxes.
a little help wouldn't hurt

We're retarded.

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hi guys i own a banana farm in the act and I am currently in desperate need of labour.
Please reply with your resume for more information.

cause the average person here is off their chops on a regular basis

currently neet living with mums house.
can get a rental property not far by for 300 a week. with our upgrade for the next 6 months of 550 a week do you reckon i could do it and live alone for abit? I will have super money of 20k for the remaining 6 months i suppose to cover me

ok. But I dont expect to be paid more than $3 an hour, and I want to bunk with 50 smelly abo's at night.

Goes back to the colonial days when the brits were always planning shit. which is funny because my ancestor literally took over the government during the rum rebellion.

Oven baked chips all day. 40 mins from frozen, turning each chippy over 20 mins in. Better have some chicken salt on hand cunt.

Whatever BIll Gates illness is, it makes him say bizarre ideas like implanting people with chips after vaccination.

It’s probably a combination of Parkinson’s and autism.

>pleads guilty to all counts
>despite knowing there is no chance of parole or release
the cunt went back on everything he stood for, there'll be news of his conversion to islam by the end of the year

best i can do is $15 an hour with 5 qt swedish waifus sorry

The mine Reinhardt owns.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Hill

will work for the dole be pushed back again,or will it return on the 27th?

Not worth it if you are living at home without issue right now. Especially with this quarantine shit, whats the extra freedom worth while this is going down? Save the cash lad.

literally autism for monopolies and insecure software *cough*active-x*cough*

>Reinhardt

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>tfw I did some installation work there
The whole fucking place is automated like crazy, auto maintenance systems for rail, AGVs, driverless trucks etc. its fucking insane

is the strawberry farmer the new potato farmer larp?

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I can peel a banana with my bear hands, is that a good enough resume for you cunt?

i dont see the restrictions ending any time soon. id bet wftd will come back june at the soonest

Anyone here know a hunting newfag can learn to hunt? This virus has made me realise I need to learn how to feed myself if society crumbles

Its a ploy to remain safe while your pet gooks infect you with the super aids they've been cooking up along with your dogs

It will be pushed back until the virus has mostly gone and employment levels return to near what they were. We all know wftd is punitive. They won't risk the political fallout by making large numbers do it

Sorry, no baboons allowed. go back to sudan.

>financelet finally gets some extra cash
>wants to spend it all immedietly
no you fucking retard. save it and put into crypto or gold/silver.

Strawberry merchants

know how a hunting newfag*

picking fagberries in north Qld

I thought we are flattening the curve? oy

Sold

So I'm the owner of the strawberry farm in North qld.

For anyone wondering.. I forgot to answer a question from a bloke the last thread. Basically mate most of my profit is spent on upgrading the technology at the farm. New equipment and machinery and better storage etc .

Rarely will I spend anything on myself. I suppose once I am done I may sell up to some chinks and go to Thailand maybe. Definitely got the money but what fucks me off is how the government has handled this overall. Wouldn't expect you dumb cunts to understand.

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>not Steak with chips&salad
Administer self-uppercut

>detailed dream farm sim
>no Goose
HONK

youtu.be/O2lzmpEs29M

Parkinson’s also causes psychotic effects and delusions and lack of regulating inappropriate behaviour. Explains why he gave away all his money(known side effect).

Delusions of embedding people with chips is a perfect example. He’s got a screw loose.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_disease

As proof that you own one,
>how much do you pay your fitters?

I said bear hands dumb cunt

Any open display of communism should be met with a bullet to the head.

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What a waste...honestly...

I love that book. Some advice is iffy and geared to England but overall a great read

Do you know Shaylee

Any confirmation of nukes secretly installed by the Australian government on the cruise ships now forced to leave?

It’s apparently designed to trigger when out to sea, by a trigger word from the onship Elvis impersonator, during his singing act.

Just pisses me off that everyone wants to earn good coin but they don't want to work hard labor for it. Every cunts a fuckin computer repairman. Fucks me off. Young cunts are soft cocks.

>no goose
I'm not a dog fucking canadian. Why would I have a goose?

Sorry, you still are an animal. Maybe you should consider a rap career or talk to a guy named "greg lansky". You'd be a hit with Americans, especially half asian ones.

M8, if you really own a farm and depend on overseas labor, Corona-chan just buggered you in the arse for all year. If I were you I'd be starting to prep for the worse case scenario.

Something is rotten in Denmark!
youtu.be/Bd-AYMPmqLU?t=107

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Answer me cunt, how much do you pay your fucking fitters?

You basically admitted that you'll sell out your own people for a long term gain. What in the fuck is this boomer mindset?
I hope the wuflu wipes you and your fucking poofter berries out, you deserve that you're willing to do unto others.

Have fun with your zombie business pal.

The plague ships don't want to leave Australian waters because they know that any other country will just sink them.
>or try
>lol venezuela.

youtube.com/watch?v=HQtpEhxdifc

LNP love their wfd though

> Kevin Rudd endlessly crapping on about the cruise ship to distract attention from his bum buddies in China

>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off

Boomers will literally sell out the soil from under their feet to protect their house...

>Earn more
>Work less
>Better benefits
Blame the system.

Any bets on how many days for all crew to die or eat each other with no food as they are prevented from docking in all posts of the world?

are they just killing everyone who shows up at hospital?

They love their jobs more

Left it too l8 m8.
Aus Deer Assoc usually does 2-3 newhunter weekends a year in Vic NSW etc with guys to teach basic safety, tracking, skinning after etc
>all fucked by communist government cunts here and in china
Just going to have to wait and join Him.

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>Sorry, you still are an animal.
Compliment taken.

post proof you own a farm or fuck off

He's a larping fag and it's already been proven. Dont give the gaghot any more (you)'s

dw lad, im on it.

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Are strawberries good for you?

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WHERE'S MY $750?

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What book is it mate
Haven't seen it in any of my books
I'm the book prepper user and I need more knowledge

The fucking flu isn't the problem idiot. It's the fact I have no goddamn workers as they've all fucked off home. I could easily hire new guys but they want to be paid too much. Way more than I can afford.

youtube.com/watch?v=CICIOJqEb5c

No idea but how kino would that be?
>live leak of security footage as a cruise shit full of thots and boomers goes full zombie plague eating each other

Just came here to call you a faggot.

Where are the robots we were promised. And the flying cars.

Im supposed to get mine tomorrow. do we get any other extra payments after that?

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lads, if i'm not getting laid during this am i ever going to?

>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off
>post proof you own a farm or fuck off

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The something something self sufficiency book... I’ll get out of my comfy spot and go find it

watching globalization come to fuck us in the ass is truly delightful