/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2945 - WEBM EDITIONS

lol gary you nigger fix this shit it's embarassing

Really bad.

Post your face when you realise zoonotic viruses are the Great Filter and the answer to the Fermi Paradox.

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JUst a flu bro

We realy do

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>argiebot keeps making threads and adding numbers where there shouldn't be
fix this shit jfc

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2021 fashion is pic rel

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Its over Gary bot

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burning out, the 2 weeks of quarantine has worked

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We should invent some kind of game to play in our cvg threads to make it extra entertaining.

>mfw gary gets caught slippin

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I unironicly want that

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Bad and boring. I wish there will be repercussions for the country that brought this virus to life.

REMINDER THAT MUSLIMS ARE IMMUNE TO COVID-19

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The real ones looked like this.

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based

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Holy cringe

Yesterday, when we were talking about threads slowing down some user posted that the traffic on the whole site is down, when compared to normal numbers. Why is there less traffic during lockdown when people have nothing better to do?

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Heiled, praise be to our Goddess

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who said we are going to copy the ones that were dug up from the ground?

Seems pretty kiked to me.

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then why did they shut down mecca?

If there is one thing I'm gonna miss is all the food that I wasn't able to eat before the collapse.
Wish I tried some South East Asian delicacies

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Reminder that the virus had a 0.16% fatality rate on the diamond princess ship where everyone was tested making it the most realistic statistic. The virus has a fatality rate way below 1% . It's just half of the people infected don't even have symptoms (so dont count as infected coz not tested) and therefore the death rate in media is way overblown

based polakbro

Can't browse Yas Forums in front of my sister

checked

Based

nice try kike

What is he doing?

thread theme:
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chinese shill dead en masse

It's not like there was a standardized outfit.

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poland should go back to work then

because we don't copy when we can just make improvements on the design.

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STOP SPREADING CORONA YOU FAGGOTS

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why is your sister in your room? did the roastie cuck you so hard that you don't have personal space anymore

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor
Lol go look for yourself moron. Go highlight over Charles de L'orme under costume. God you anons can be such faggots so god damn often. You're as bad as the libtards thinking anyone who disagrees with you or has something different to say is automatically the antichrist.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Sources pastebin.com/dr53vzbE

Because these threads have become progressively shittier to the point where 90% are shills, trolls and shitposts. I've been here all day from before the generals but I lost interest, even as a news aggregator /cvg/ is an absolute shitshow now.
You could have prevented this

>It's just half of the people infected don't even have symptoms
Is this the new boomer cope meme after "warm weather kills it" and "it only kills old people"?

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AND THEN LATER THAT NIGHT THIS HAPPENED

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reminder if the MSM and govs finally declare that the pandemic is over, immediately buy supplies, hydroxychloroquine, azythromycin, and masks and don't tell anyone. Based on Spanish Flu, there will be new wave in 3 months after the first wave died down.

Can we extrapolate how many people have actually caught Covid-19 from the data? Using known Tested positive cases “which we basically only tested Sick individuals” based on the average % of infected that show no signs of illness?

>then why did they shut down mecca?
DEMAND they open it up again!

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From nothingburger to just a flu and now it is a hoax. Whats next?

I'm just gonna say this. The real plague doctors outfit has a lot less gay fantasy shit and is closer to hazmat gear.

lol then it's time to kike the kikes out of their own designs, plague doc attire is not kike property anymore

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>when you realize most of Yas Forums are wagies just shitposting during their work hours

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Complete psychosis

post
>yfw 100k per day now

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why would you want to eat monkeykittenbatdogs?

NEW COPE ALERT
NEW COPE ALERT
>Non-COVID19 pneumonia deaths are down in the US. That must mean they are actually being misattributed to COVID19!
Give me your best counterarguments, /cvg/. I'll start:
>Non-COVID19 pneumonia deaths -really are down- due to the effects of social distancing and the various business and large gathering shutdowns. Hong Kong observed a similar result insofar as new cases of ALL common respiratory infections were significantly lowered as a result of their comparable countermeasures.

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>hydroxychloroquine, azythromycin,
These are two things you can't just buy in the US. They require a prescription and are tightly regulated.
I already have supplies.

Also niggers, spics, and Jews are auto immune to the virus, it sucks that us whites are the only ones who must stay inside, but it is what it is...

Playing in the water that's dripping from the tap.

I can freely buy them in my country wtf I thought america is a free country?

About this bad

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GIVE ME YOUR PLASMA! I NEED ANTI-BODIES!

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It's funny because that's way, way worse for them anyways

>already peaking in December
Looks like a very mild flu/ILI season.

>Also niggers, spics, and Jews are auto immune to the virus, it sucks that us whites are the only ones who must stay inside, but it is what it is...
THIS
Jews and Muslims and Blacks are all immune. They should continue as they are and fuck masks. They don't need them.

Built for BBC

And we have to ser the full economy impact yet kek

How about u actually answer the main topic of my post, the diamond princess statistics? U fucking retarded doomer amerishit

I don't think all of their food was just that. But even then, I wish I cooked more things, I wish I could've tasted more of the world.
I wish I could have conzoom'd more, unironically.

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>4 months of battling against this virus
>still no cure
With how advanced China, US, Russia, Canada, Australia and other countries are, there should have been advances by now, no?

I stopped taking my Adderall because I know that shit is going to disappear and be worth some serious cash money, y'all.

ignore that shit. its all speculation. there's literally zero data of any reliable immunity for a good sample of plasma to be taken from. they're just trying to quell fear

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THEM FANTASY SHIT AND MAKE THEM HAZMAT AT THE SAME TIME YOUR LACK OF CREATIVITY IS DISTURBING

look how many strains it produced after just 4 months, there is no vaccine for this shit

There was a study done by Oxford university where they did pretty much that, and worked out the IFR at 0.24% if i remember correctly. But hey, everyone just ignores the data that is actually the most believable, EVERYONE on diamond princess got tested, while only people with symptoms get tested countrywide. Idk how are people this stupid.

SAY IT WITH ME
"THANK YOU CORONA CHAN"

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how many 9/11s is that?

Worst than your government and MSM are telling you.

lol no

US health care being the masssive fuck up we all know and love, they do not test everyone. Especially those coming with respiratory distress and dying in an hour. So how assert it was corono ? With scans. Except with this method it's impossible to discern Corona from regular pneumonia.

There.s no point trying to keep an exact count of who died from corona or not. If someone dies from injuries because there was no room in the hospital, does it count as corona death ?

The only meaning full number will be to compare how many death we had last year at the same time and compare.

this some kinda tease version of gta in real life? come on, just swerve right once!

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i bet you are bad at appreciating what you already have, just remind yourself how shit things would be if you did not have local food

There have been advances. You aren't just paying attention.