/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2943 - WEBM EDITIONS

Seens to be disproportionaly killig pakis here

Newfag

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Let's keep posting "nothingburger" so we can trick the unsuspecting NPCs and let themselves get infected and die.

BIOLOGICAL WARFARE

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I love you Gary

Is this the big one guys?

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/cvg/ has been backtraced to the Chinese embassy in Argentina.

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F

>700 billion dead from coronavirus
>pic related

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Cracker you will go down with the rest of them.

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>BIOLOGICAL WARFARE
cytokine story
elderberry
flying AIDS

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At the end of the ride someone should make a video of every single Gary post with orchestra music playing in the background

finally made the transparent, hope it's good enough

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Damn, I can't believe the chinks are covering up 700 billion infected.

Don't just let it get away. EAT IT!

Thread theme songs:

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=YFSUZQl3OeU&feature=emb_logo
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Haha! It's funny because people here that I actually know and care about are actually dying. Right now! Hilarious!

are these really plague monsters? Cause they are a cool as fuck animal.
aren't armadillos also little plague monsters? why do cool animals have to kill :/

Nigs are dumb and need to have their street parties. The thing that bothers me about this is im sure there is some city where whites are disproportionately effected but that will never make the news.

>65k dead
>remember 30k like it was yesterday

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>still only 64,990
>64,103
Read your own data.

Sup G-Money

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 311,637 (8,454) Spain 126,168 (11,947) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 96,092 (1,444) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 20,505 (666) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 14,018 (233) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) Brazil 10,360 (445) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 8,018 (46) Sweden 6,443 (373) Australia 5,635 (34) Norway 5,550 (62) Russia 4,731 (43) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,475 (62) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) India 3,588 (99) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,465 (172) Japan 3,139 (77) Philippines 3,094 (144) Pakistan 2,880 (45) Luxembourg 2,729 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,370 (29) Thailand 2,169 (23) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Finland 1,927 (25) Mexico 1,890 (79) Panama 1,801 (46) Peru 1,746 (73) Greece 1,673 (68) Serbia 1,624 (44) South Africa 1,585 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +280 (+2) China +30 (+3) Canada +106 (+2) South Korea +81 (+6) Israel +167 (+2) Australia +85 (+4) Czech Republic +3 (+3) Pakistan +62 (+4) Thailand +102 (+3) Mexico +202 (+19) Hungary +55 (+2) Kazakhstan +20 (+1) Bulgaria +19 (+1) Honduras +4 (+7) Saudi Arabia +191 Finland +45 Ukraine +26 New Zealand +89 Armenia +52 Lithuania +40 Bosnia & Herzegovina +2 Latvia +24 Taiwan +8 Afghanistan +28 Oman +21 Uzbekistan +32 Ghana +9 Montenegro +2 Georgia +8 Bolivia +18 Kyrgyzstan +3 Paraguay +8 El Salvador +6 Jamaica +2 Saint Martin +5 Sint Maarten +2 Guyana +1 Haiti +1…

>FULL LISTS
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Wow so by that definition its like aids

>How many days has it been stuck at 64,990? Four days? Five days?
it hasn't.
the count was 55k yesterday.

Just because you're too much of a fuckmongrel to have the capacity for abstract thought and thus possess the ability to deduce the results of a hypothetical alternate scenario to the one which was taken does not mean the rest of us are.

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>65K dead
>better make the whole world suffer because of this

That county will soon be 15% black

>end of the ride
user...

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>why do cool animals have to kill :/
They are fine as long as you don't put it in your mouth.

>At the end of the ride

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Cranky you can't eat Mom's home made bat soup now that you're studying in Poland?

Back to /b for you

God willing

>gary still at it
youtu.be/JgLkdth62eI?t=130

cope

Spookymind.

Are all nurses just dead weight at this point.
I'm so fucking scared guys my mom is a nurse and she's like 53.
I'm crying all day and night fuck I wish I could appreciate her more I'm a fucking piece of shit if she's dies I'm gonna kill myself

How long til people start rioting all over the world? I bet it's gonna be first week of May, when it's time to pay bills and rent

Wish those nerdy cunt scientists would hurry up with a vaccine.

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going off official johns hopkins numbers, kid.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-50%) Tokyo (-57%) Beijing (-87%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (-40%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-50%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (+22%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-96%) Washington (-100%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-85%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-100%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-70%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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fixed a minor error

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Exponential growth my friend. Just imagine a few weeks or months from now.

Looks like the Yas Forums hive mind is still alive and kicking

kys now faggot, but first let your mama make me a gyro sammich

Based.

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According to my calculations the COVID virus can quantum tunnel so basically no PPE in the universe can protect you.

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youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk user i...

SAY IT WITH ME
"THANK YOU CHINA"

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checked.
Great minds think alike I guess

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>let's speak the truth
/cvg/ is incapable of such a thing

Nerds dont know shit. We fucked.

Being this new should be a banable offense

need more sauce than this dumbass picture

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HAPPENING

>Just wait 2 more weeks!
I'm tired of waiting it feels like this train has lost its steam. The past few weeks of shelter in place seems to have slowed things.

lollin for 10%

is that rct?

He's a democrat piece of shit. Deep State asshole.

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you look like a giant faggot, that should go down the hall, and to the left

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Nothingburger indeed :^)

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WHERE'S THE MEGA???? THE ARCHIVE user??

catwalk one next plox

Once the government can't supply funds for GIBS, then all the poorfags especially in 3rd world shitholes will kill everyone just for food.

Human behavior and betrayal applies to all of us. It exists within ourselves. You love somebody. Do you? What is love? You have to have hope and spirit. Be an optimist. But can you handle all your human behavior or other's behavior? You don't want to be good, but great.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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Has the theory that the virus mainly attacks haemoglobin, leading to hypoxia and lung damage been mentioned in /cvg/ yet?
chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173
front lin3 doctor thinks this is not pneumonia
youtube.com/watch?v=k9GYTc53r2o

Yeah, but fuck them though.

Armadillos carry the bacteria which causes leprosy. Lots of animals carry pretty horrific disease though, like for instance before the eradication effort in the 19th century basically every mammal in Europe could give you rabies which was 100% fatal.

Truth

>quantum tunneling for anything orders of magnitude bigger than atomic nuclei

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That's actually a really bizarre place for a name tag. Weirdo confirmed.

>having a single digit IQ

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You should appreciate her but yes, doctors and other essential personal are already dying all around the world at higher numbers. The authorities here conceded that would happen to all the most important people here. The more vital to civilization as we know it, the more likely the death.

It's already happening in some parts of the world and has been for a few weeks. If people fuck up badly enough, a few countries might fall. If no one does, it will only be a few isolated incidents.

>he doesn't know about Mr. Bones

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Nice VPN, Avi

I wanna feed him some dead ants and say "hey buddy" when he puts his little paw on my leg to reach the cup.
Walks like "bop-bop-bop-bop"

WALKS IN YOUR HOUSE,

COOF COOF, UH MY NIGGERS SICKY UH NIGGERS COOF REAL STICKY UH, GANE FULL OF COOFERS, I'M A COOFER TOO.

WAT DO?

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We was immunity and shit

Cheers my friend

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>bigger than atomic nuclei

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based blacks

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Flash MX, toonboom, or what?

Sick of nothingburger retards, so here we go.

>5g

Explain Indonesia and Equador

>Empty hospitals

We are preparing to direct all Covid-19 cases/PPE to MAJOR hospitals, the small ones are going to be used to treat non-covid ailments/injuries

>It only kills Boomers and the immunocompromised

That's what EVERY VIRUS EVER does at first. Also water us wet.

>You don't need a mask

You DO need a mask. Me and my staff are all using 6700's + p100 filters and we STILL feel underprepared.

Any other nothingburger questions I've missed?

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Rip in peace

REMINDER THAT MUSLIMS ARE IMMUNE TO COVID-19

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fun isn't it!?

twitter.com/WellingMichael/status/1244752231943061507

WHAT IS THIS A SERIOUS TWEET OR AM I GETTIGN TROLLED.

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fucking paint.net

What's a good tool for making gifs? I used gimp years ago but it was a pain.

>tfw the virus teleports inside my cells and cuts them open with a katana

Hey China, why did you help fuck us over like this? Most normies here never wished you or Russia ill, you know? Why are you killing us? That's shit between our governments, not their people. We just wanted us and our families to live, we never respected our government.

But we need to save the animals guys. How will my wife's boyfriend's kids experience the joy of seeing them on the internet? Come on, it isn't like dinosaurs are cool or anything.

lmao niggers gonna nig

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hey, man, models and projections don't lie, unlike statistics and records

How old was the old bag?

this thread is moving so fast no one can see my post.
wow

>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
POP THOSE CHINKIES LIKE A WHEELY NIGGA, YOUSE A WUFLU NIGGA

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She's right tho. KIKE capeshit is fucking bullshit.

WE'RE ALL IMMUNE
>It's over, happeningfags

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26 percent but also 50 percent?

Fake. Or misunderstood.

After said research, i feel defeated, but also enlightened.

Is this pasta?

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