/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2941 - WEBM EDITIONS

Fuck it didn't tag the post
Rechecked

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holy shit a coronavirus just caused that man to crash

american flu reparations deserved china time for usa bioweapon in wuhan.

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I want to stop but holy fuck it's so delicious, just don't do more than a few grams

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5-7% chance of dying, if you get it

Remember corona hulk.

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What are you gonna do with your Trumpbux?

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I like them. They give me job security.

just said goodnight in other thread still leaving but might as well btfo cvg fags one more time before i go.

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.
in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.
>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud
>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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WHERES THE 1 MIL GIF

good starter, may not get rid of the CCP shills,(they may get special dispensations,) but it DOES serve as a reminder to anons that these threads ARE being shilled heavily.
>check'em

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>letting yourself get literally beaten with a stick
>dont even attempt to stand up for yourself
Deserved desu

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 311,635 (8,454) Spain 126,168 (11,947) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 96,092 (1,444) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 20,505 (666) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 13,912 (231) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) Brazil 10,360 (445) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 7,851 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Australia 5,635 (34) Norway 5,550 (62) Russia 4,731 (43) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,472 (59) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) India 3,588 (99) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,465 (172) Japan 3,139 (77) Philippines 3,094 (144) Pakistan 2,818 (41) Luxembourg 2,729 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,370 (29) Thailand 2,169 (23) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Mexico 1,890 (79) Finland 1,882 (25) Panama 1,801 (46) Peru 1,746 (73) Greece 1,673 (68) Serbia 1,624 (44) South Africa 1,585 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +278 (+2) China +30 (+3) South Korea +81 (+6) Australia +85 (+4) Thailand +102 (+3) Mexico +202 (+19) Honduras +4 (+7) Saudi Arabia +191 New Zealand +89 Afghanistan +28 Bolivia +18 Kyrgyzstan +3 Paraguay +8 El Salvador +6 Jamaica +2 Sint Maarten +2 Guyana +1 Haiti +1…

>FULL LISTS
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Except in Marseille.

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looks like India

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can someone link me the she's so high corona chan song I can't find it because YouTube is jews

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.2 percent death rate see the pic here it’s five days old from the lancet journal

very recent and good info

reminder nobody will debunk this

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Lol wat?

So it's pretty much accepted at this point that warm weather makes no difference in how the virus spreads, right?

Pay for a laptop I was going to pay for with a job I no longer have.

Ahhh, wi wii

> That dark red period stain that is the USA.
Sure glad I don't live in that shit hole.

The virus is basically Corona virus causing SARS + HIV so your own anti-bodies help are hijacked for a little while and the virus redelivers. White blood cells(T-cells etc) go haywire for a while and cause tissue damage in organ (lung/kidney/testes). + CJD I propose without any medical or bio experience because it's what the people in the lab specialised in and we're seeing sudden death nervos sytem and crossing of blood brain barrier.

The Chinks are attacking us with bioweapons, using their population to spread them even now among our peoples and a reckoning will be short & shrift.

Basically this film, extrapolate the people for their countries of origin/race/religion. Don't look into the astro theology in the mise-en-scene though lads, there's nothing there I assure you.
youtube.com/watch?v=4xVVFJuycww
watch whole film.

Kek I wanna see the mounties doing that on horseback

how do you feel Yas Forums? living in a police state? I fear this is all here to stay, vaccine or not, they're going to keep increasing draconian methods of social control

I don't know how to make webms, but here's a fresh vid from my city today.
twitter.com/OutOfContextMID/status/1246501475372720134?s=20
they also just released security drones on beaches

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>the lancet journal
>trusting British science
Nigger that journal was celebrating trans awareness day a few days ago.

HOW CAN HE SLAP? HOW CAN HE SLAP?

What do you do for a living?

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-51%) Tokyo (-54%) Beijing (-91%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-96%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-50%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (-100%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-96%) Washington (-100%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-85%) Houston (-62%) Mexico City (-100%) Los Angeles (-94%) Seattle (-70%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Here's your prescription

youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI

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200-meth
100-baby pool
900- puddin to fill the baby pool

t. undertaker

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>trusting somebody like you

What the actual fuck are you trying to say? SARS-CoV-2 doesn't hijack antibodies, what does that even mean? Virus "redelivering"? Fucking prion disease? Take your lithium pills.

I want to join the whacking patrol.

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it’s Mexico muttoid

Is it true that obese people are at greater risk?

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JUST TAKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEP-EZE TONIGHT...
You'll thank me tomorrow.

Well that’s with South Korean healthcare. You have a pretty good chance of getting murdered in an american hospital due to rampant malpractice when there’s not a deadly pandemic going on

Looks like Canada

>chink virus gets to new york but not to beijing or shanghai
really makes you think huh

JUST NUKE CHINA ALREADY
THEY DID THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE
ITS SO OBVIOUS MAN
FUCK

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youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

MS, MLS(ASCP), working in molecular diagnostics. I'm getting bonus pay for developing an ELISA for IgG/IgM antibodies, and I don't have to put up with the shit doctors do. Fucking loving this.

God, I can't stop watching this vid

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How do you feel when you wake up?

That's just true in general

test

It's in brampton

Scheduled nuking of leaf land is now delayed... indefinitely
Well done

is... is she okay??? that looked possibly dangerous

If it's a bunch of brown people or black body bags, it's Ecuador.

Tired.

in b4 Yas Forums diagnoses user with major depressive disorder and /cvg/ winds up saving more lives than de Blasio

Paki's chimpout when police try to break up mosque prayer.

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in during Yas Forums diagnoses user with major depressive disorder

>Is it true that obese people are at greater risk?
obese people are at a greater risk of dying of practically every ailment or disease. The only deadly scenario I can think of where obesity will buy you time is when starvation is imminent. Doesn't matter, why the fuck are the same hospitals shown in msm footage as chaotic ent-time warzones clearly quiet as fuck with nobody getting "tested".