PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EXPLODING HEAD EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Give People Hope 3/31/20
youtu.be/IW3bJvZANBc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/4/20
c-span.org/video/?470970-1/
youtu.be/mntBUWX3gi0
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/4/20
youtu.be/Nar325J_iwM
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/4/20
youtu.be/4Zj_IjiBZpc
>EnSec Brouillette on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/M1wYG45qrbs
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on JudgeJeanine 4/4/20
youtu.be/t3QvoyLJtQg
>FDACommr Hahn on WattersWorld 4/4/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6147161308001
>NORAD&NORTHCOM Comdr AFGen O'Shaughnessy on WattersWorld 4/4/20
youtu.be/34OR6HEyza4
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jerry Falwell (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/bxiIPJfW_ks
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Candace Owens (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/GGC0T5mmioY
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/beYUQWd8-2Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>Lara Trump on DailyCaller 4/3/20
youtu.be/15xNA0W1Cb0
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on America 1st w/Gorka 4/3/20
youtu.be/GHeChx-KQxQ

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MAGA

why is there no rule against general dumness in /ptg/?

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Tfw when Trump will never recover from the Corona plague.
ITS OVER

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How ya holding up, user

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comments on this are redpilling

niggers are terrified of living outside cities, white people all desire living isolated in nature

twitter.com/iIuvplants/status/1246248215109865473

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MAGA

>Rick Wilson

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This meme map is becoming a reality

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>you should read it

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darkies getting obliterated

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does Ivermectin kill coronachan?

>doesn't want tweet about Trump
>mentions him directly by name in tweet
TDS persists about as much as Corona-chan does

Glow Comey looks better with fuzz.

I'm 5'9".

How stupid am I going to look holding a 14.5" rifle with a 6" suppressor hanging off of it?

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Democrats only see votes dying, not people

halt! post your cutest awoos

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If they think 14% being 40% is bad, wait until they find out about the 55%

Total bullshit. The kang's cant get infected, pass it on

actually does anyone have the mcafee tweet saying blacks were immune?

awoo

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there's the thing - american blacks are usually only about 1/2 african.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBmZDYYZgQ

>be fat nigger
>smoke weed everyday
>diabetes
>high blood pressure
>die
0 WHITE DEATHS

Trump should honestly let this run wild in the rust belt, it would cleanse Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania of urbanites and turn them red forever. Corona-Chan is grade A democrat remover

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Depends. Do you go shooting naked?

anybody who thinks like this should be expelled from the country

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True kangs are immune not mixed

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They don't care about listening to authority and are poor enough they can't stay home

Doesn't matter. Get on black twitter and let them KNOW they CANT get infected.
This shit is glorious and we need to keep it going

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I actually find it funny what a beta retard comey is despite being like 7 feet tall. Perfect example to use against "height means everything" fags (and w*men)

apparently coronavirus primarily targets the nervous system...

studies show significant cognitive decline in survivors with IQ dropping by upwards of 15 points...

looks like 2020 is going to be a blue wave...

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When you fart so loud it sounds like a sing what does it mean

REMINDER TO NEETS IS HOW IM DOING

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>go to church
>die

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Source?

It's the same shit with space expansion. Whites build worlds, niggers wreck them.

jus wade dill id fard n id smell lige bencil eraser :DDD

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is there a ventilator awoo?

>Source?
user's ass

Are we really fucked?

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Biden bros...

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No. The rest of the world is fucked, but the US will be doing great

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SHORT SHORT SHORT

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FUCK JOE ROGAN

>generic dem
ahahahahahahahahaahhaha

Hell certain parts still Is doing alright.

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That guy is wearing a goofy tie and has an excessive number of lapel pins. I would not trust him.

Don’t worry this will be corrected soon

>not even young blacks are taking this better
either there is an ethnic component or blacks are *really* bad about their health

...


50/50 shot?

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This is why they switched to "swing counties" rather than states
They have to build up the idea that Biden WILL win so when he gets destroyed they can investigate it again to look for da russians
> The only verified hack of an American election system was carried out by Jeh Jonson and the DHS against Georgia after the state refused to let the DHS run their election security
> 2 days after Kemp revealed this the DHS claimed every single state they managed security for had been hacked by Russia "but they didn't do anything"

>live above your means for decades by building a giant debt ponzi scheme dependent on constantly increasing population and productivity
>import millions of shitskins to try and boost productivity for a few decades
>Chink Flu causes entire global economy to halt
Boomers have been kicking this can down the road for decades, hoping to suck all wealth out of the country before dying and letting it collapse.

It won't be fun but extreme events like this are what lead to revolution and rapid change.

Not sure why people on Yas Forums of all places are scared by this, it's literally chaos manifested by our own memes and shitposts. NatSoc will become reality because of this crisis

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All this stupid chink flu accomplished was accelerating the great decoupling. Chinks are stupid for trying it, leftists stupid for pushing it. Trump always wins, they should have known by now

so the bad guy shot the first guy pulling out his gun, did he shoot the other guy on top right before he was killed

>17
>baby
I suppose that's why all those fucking arabs count as "young boys" despite being 30
idiots can't fucking properly age darkies

>Student athlete

Oh shit. China wants to take over Africa but there's too many Africans. Release a global pandemic that targets blacks especially. Then profit.

no, black women lead their culture as all the men are in prison/etc. so it's w*menspeak for young people

You really cannot even begin to conceive how much fucking weed black people smoke from a young age. Their lungs are fucked.

but it's not actually hit africa worth a damn yet

How to receive 72 virgins from Allah?

Inhale
It smells like roasted eggplant

this is fucking brutal for democrats, Generic dem is literally everybody's personal fantasy candidate, Biden or Bernie would do significantly worse

If Trump can get shit back on track by September or October he'll win in a landslide, he can even use Corona to justify all his actions, blame it on the democrats for globalism and distracting with impeachment

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>Autism awareness pin
Checks out.

people worry because often the jew uses events like this to further their agenda and things get progressively worse instead of better. however corona-chan seems to be killing boomers and non-whites so that would put a serious kink in the globohomo kikery

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DEFEND THIS
>account name

Shit if they did that and I'm all for letting them keep it.

goddamnit

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>kuingflu barely started in the USA
>8000 dead
>americans killed in 9/11 and in the wars resulting is ~11,000 dead
>going to be 6 figure americans dead
>states infighting over supplies
>trump still downplaying it

kek

trump is so lucky democrats are as useless otherwise he'd be fucked.

if obama could somehow run again, he'd mop the floor with him.

apparently it's killing their voter base

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>Be NEET
>Nothing changes
Feels good famalam

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dont you guys have a notable muslim population?
will he get a landslide like Nixon?

This fucking take
>Blumpf is building a wall to keep people out while a foreign virus is killing us

>sickle cell

keep on goin man, keep on cruisin'

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interdasting if true

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free trumpbux will fix it bro

"Taqiyah"- it translates to 'middle aged men should pose as boys and attend US colleges with hot young American girls.'

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The environmental solution would be to annex the offending parts of Mexico, build the wall a little further south and turn it into a nature preserve.

I kinda doubt jaguars come to America much any more.

man its going to be good watching the steady decline of the usa speed up to a rock falling off a cliff.

>Implying the market drops aren't in reality the markets becoming stable to gold

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>1 in 3 has STDs

>Sweden
>run by women
>conquered by apes
no

>wuflu alleged to be very hard on diabetics
>wuflu alleged to be very hard on those taking blood thinners
>certain demographics in the United States are disproportionately obese and diabetic

b-based?

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in the south of the city and country
i remember too that the earliest local coofers were muslims in some prayer room

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Still don’t understand this dude’s problem with asses.

Kinda based, honestly.

Yes.

>apparently it's killing their voter base
And Trump is being a little nazi keeping medical supplies from states that aren't going to vote for him.

too many factors to count.

if you get covid 19, then get pneumonia, does that count?

provide source on the sweden thing.

How cringe will Hollywood be this year?

I hope the economy opens sometime for most of the world in the next 30 days. Trump really needs it.

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I thought the niggers were saying they were immune. This shit is hilarious.

YIKES

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How can they have massive voter fraud without niggers voting 10× each?

Remember that governor's conference where pompeo told our governors that China has a list of which American governor is friendly or unfriendly toward china and Cuomo was recorded showing a weird face? Coumo's tweet just confirmed he is a Chinese plant

>could really use Iron Man
glad I bought multivitamins with iron early

Is this the meme of the week?

considering your awful healthcare system, anyone who isn't FIT (and i mean actively FIT) is at risk in the USA.

Trump isn't being threatened by OPEC sandniggers though...

250k die every year from medical errors alone

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user, he's "refusing" to give it to blue states
red states (i.e. the south) have all the niggers.

What do you mean? I have concern for the economy, not the dumb virus.

Holy shit, these fuckasses will virtue signal A N Y T H I N G, won’t they?

100%

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What happened to black immunity?

Shit will be on track by July, August at the latest. There is gonna be a constant barrage of news about factories opening up in America in the coming months.
cap this

The virus has Soros written all over it, weaken Xi and destroy the economy to hurt Trump in one hit. If it was Xi's handiwork you can bet he would have released it in Hong Kong if he were to release it so close by

The scariest thing about all this is that the virus is a nothing burger. We are simply witnessing the psychological collapse of a civilization.

Imagine believing this conspiracy theory

Xi has pictures of Cuomos nipples being pierced

you don't have healthcare you insect

Yes, last week was choloquine is poison, this week it's hoarding supply
>what did he mean by OUR stockpile?

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What was the first country that shut down and did this "social distancing" bullshit?

When will we get out of lockdowns you think? It's clear most of the country isnt the shithole NYC is.


Will Cuomo replace Biden?

This guy used to be a FBI director. Real life just proved that Hollywood is full of shit when depicting FBI agents. Your average sherrif in your town has more testorone than comey

I would like to believe that if well over a thousand Americans didn’t die today.

We have to keep the mexican rabbits out! Mexican rabbits can no longer steal carrots out of the mouths of American rabbits! They have to go back!

Those are actual Africans who grew up taking antimalarial drugs.

China. But they used armed doctors and metal bars to enforce it.

What a faggot

China obvs

China, weld doors shut.

It’s clearly peaking

100 perfect Africans on Twitter make excuses on Twitter that racemixing is why African American s are not immune to Coronavirus

>When will we get out of lockdowns you think?
Depends how long the dem govs keep trying to one up each other, VA is shutdown til mid june
>cuomo
No, it's hilldawg, it's always been her

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I'm talking about Ellen Degenerate's tweet.

at the moment it is spreading massively, and in your shithole country, 2.5% death rate, so....8.84 million americans at risk.
>8.84 dead americans
>nothing burger
nice to see the stereotypical american is still in full swing, only giving a shit about himself.

black americans are an admixture of african and european much like mexicans are native/black/euro

and John Mcafee is a fucking idiot

Curve peaks 2nd/3rd week of April. Lockdowns will end on time and maybe even ahead of schedule. Trump will not extend beyond April "The cure cannot be worse than the disease"

it isn't spreading at all, you communist faggot stone age moron

Would you eat Jessu's ass?

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I want to believe that Trump is being a little nazi and sticking it to the dems and there is nothing you can do to change my mind.

Shit, nyc is filled with hipsters, niggers and foreigners who hate the rest of America, why should Trump send them medical supplies instead of making sure we have it?

SNIP.

lots of keks will be had when this reaches 10,000 dead a day.

>VA is shutdown til mid june
When Trump lifts shit at end of April, then states like VA will fold under the pressure of seeing surrounding states turning their economies back on and collecting tax revenues again.

I thought the Black Plague was worst. Black Plague destroyed Europe's fuedal system

>not spreading
lol you're a dumb cunt.

>it's literally chaos manifested by our own memes and shitposts
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST JOKING

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This virus has still killed fewer people than wet shower floors.

Sounds good chang

Andrew "Every Homo Gets a Blowhole" Cuomo

>Avoid blacks
>problem solves itself

According to twitter avoiding blacks is legit advice to avoiding corona at this point

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Stop trying to cause a panic, chink.

Killed half of Europe's population.

Rachel might as well do porn, we've already seen everything she has.

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you're a retarded faggot stone age communist
100% of tests are false positives.

I wouldn’t wish something like that on the country I hated the most. Nobody should have to be surrounded by bodies.

>coonman folding under pressure
That nigger has nowhere to go and his entire economy is think tank and govt employee EBT niggers. They don't work in the summer anyhow

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Did you even read the image he posted? It's killing off niggers. Are you one of the nigger loving faggots that believes diversity is a strength?

Droughts affect Africa a lot. It is a cursed continent

>can't into math
Lmao @ this retard

This post has three indicators that you're from Reddit...try to guess them.

- 77% Obese are African American

Tyrone passed the blunt to Daqueshia who passed it to LaMarquus who shared blunts with everyone on his 5 block weed sales route

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I like the nationalism but the socialism needs to go and stay go
>its not even just the city nogs

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We stopped buying things for a month. The global homos got btfo we will be far better off than most if not better i got a paid month of april to relax and watch normal folk get redpilled of how fucked Globalization is this is a good thing get the citizens indoors so they can focus on our nation instead of themselves

That's very nice of them but I got strep really bad from a Chinese dentist when I was a kid so they better sterilize those suckers before inserting the tubes down people's throats. Did you hear that the wet markets are open again? I thought that the universal disgust that people around the world had when they saw that Chinese people leave meat unrefrigerated out in the sun for sale would have made them reconsider the practice.

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Fuck Joe Rogan, he used poor Bernie for attention and then stabbed him in the back. Always knew he was an alt-right piece of garbage

So will Macarron raise the white flag?

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They will be shaking by end of this month when they see the revenues, I guarantee it.

Blacks aren't self distancing at all. I see them in huge packs running around at the park. Of course they're all gonna get it.

They’re much like jews in regard to authority

Yes. The entire country just took a one month vacation, got redpilled af, and got to watch DJT mini-rally everyday. This will lead to NatSoc as the other user said. This is a massive beneficial experience for America. Sucks to be Europoors rightnow

devout Burmese Buddhists striving to master occult techniques

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Its because BLACKS HAVE MORE RATES OF DIABETES AND LUNG DISEASE FROM SMOKING WEED 24/7 LIKE THEIR HERO SNOOP DOG

I GIVE THIS ISSUE

5 JESUS CHRISTS AND AT LEAST
(100) HOLY FUCKING SHITS

remember anons
there is no such thing as a good asian in minecraft

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I've been re-watching the X-Files during quarantine and it's insane how far even normies have come re: the deep state. This shit was considered fringe just 20 years ago. Now, it's mainstream opinion. I'd like to thank Chris Carter, Alex Jones and Donald Trump. Also maybe Oliver Stone.

Her bolt-ons aren't good enough for well paying porn, too obvious on her small frame

With as stupid as everyone's gotten and allowed the media to convince them to fear the common cold, guarantees are a dumb business to be in fren. Never underestimate stupidity

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