/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2940 - WEBM EDITIONS

alright bois I need your best covid19 names. I'm doing a mike pence style meme video.

Here's the list so far:

Wu flu.
Wu-Bonic Plague.
Wuhanic Plague.
Kung pow sicken.
Sweet and Sour Sicken.
Moo shu flu.
Lo mein pain.
Lung Pao.
CCP19.
Hong Kong Fluey.
Yellow fever.
Bat fever.
Bat Soup COOF.
Me lung you long time.
Winnie the Flu.
Shanghai Shivvers.
COOF19.
China's One Corpse Policy.
Flu man Chu.
Wu-ping cough.
Wet Market Surprise.
Wumonia.
Flu Tang Clan.
Chinese aids.
CHAIDS.
Holocough.
Kung flu.
Sum ting flu.
Poohmonia.
Xi Jing plague.
Senior Deleter.
Boomer Remover.
Boomer doomer.
Flugaloo.
Sars-Cov-2: Corona Flugaloo.
East infection.
Coronageddon.

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why doesnt she wear the crown?

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reminder that low death rate =/= nothing burger.
There are still health issues involved with the virus. Don't listen to chart spammers, this is not something you want.

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I don't think the world is ever going to be "normal" again. I have no idea what everything is going to look like if/when this shit is over, but it just feels like it won't be our version of "normal".

What do you anons think it's gonna be like? Is this shit ever going away? Is Corona-chan here to stay? Are we all going to be standing in Government Cheese lines before it's over? I prepped but not for life. Are we fucked lads?

tfw no big tiddy pneumoniac gf

Cuz shes a big girl.

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Phase 7 is happening now

Daily reminder that Corona-chan is taking up where our beloved fuhrer left off.

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How many people will die?

easy:
find whomever locked the pick and administer bullets

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Coof droplets stay in the air for 3 hours and travel 28 feet. No store is safe ever without full mask and goggles.

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Influenza with Chinese Characteristics

Newfags?

Im pretty sure its normal, but can someone explain to my why the corpses are naked? I see no reason as to why theyre not in some sort of hospital gown. They have to be physically undressed at some point after their demise. Why?

21% death rate is pretty high, honestly.

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Daily plea
Why aren't you innawoods user? How bad will it get before you go? Electricity cut? Internet?

There won't be enough woods for everyone user

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Powerball Jackpots are being janked with. Guess (((they))) are stealing from the lottery now. I guess pensions will be next. Pic related

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It stopped being a nothingburger when the stock market collapsed. Everything else is an esoteric debate over burger size.

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Why does the sign behind the soldier says KEK + COLLECT?

I guess we skipped step 2 then?

More than the "it's just the flu" crowd says; fewer than the doomers claim.
Overall it depends on policies and how the people respond.

As much as i want it to be "normal" as well i don't see it happening, we are probably going to need quarantines every year for three months (hopefully no longer than that) from now on and that's the optimistic outcome

Coronavirus wants it's rent money

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The 3rd was peak we only see declines from here

Coofucius

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.
in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.
>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud
>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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fucks sake granny

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-51%) Tokyo (-54%) Beijing (-80%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-50%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (-100%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-96%) Washington (-87%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-83%) Chicago (-85%) Houston (-62%) Mexico City (-69%) Los Angeles (-89%) Seattle (-70%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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mfw 1018 official confirmed here
120 are healthcare workers

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probably just out of bodybags/gown/covers, kek.

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>Coofucius

OOOOOO I like it!

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It's probably the line for the crematory

I don't care what NY is doing, other states are gradually reaching that point wherr shit explodes because everyone is still shopping or stuck working.
To The Moon!

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shanghai shivers

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Is he making fun of trumpcucks' fever dream, or is he serious?

Argiglobro-WTF with that webm? Where, when, what? the fuck!

Can anyone help a brother out with that meme of the old doc and young nurse side by side...the woman is being over dramatic and sobby and the old doc is saying if you can handle taking care of sick patients then you’re in the wrong profession??

I might be soon but there's really no good secluded forest spots around here without police and other retards snooping around, would prefer to squat in some abandoned building honestly

threadly reminder that cvg cucks will screech and scream but won’t present any information to counter this from any nation even spain and italy.

the deathrate for people under 50 is laughably low. but keep shilling the virus for government control you fucking kikes

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Here’s the updated map of stay-at-home orders. I wonder who will be the last one standing.

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What the hell is "locking"? Either delete it or don't.

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Already got that one, thanks though.

This, I'm expecting every state to have 3 digit deaths daily in the coming weeks

>As much as i want it to be "normal" as well i don't see it happening, we are probably going to need quarantines every year for three months (hopefully no longer than that) from now on and that's the optimistic outcome
This is trolling.
The economy will boom once a vaccine is announced; and there is no reason to believe that the virus will become like the flu and reappear every year.

In the US? It has barely started in some states.

Nobody is driving so they don't stop for gas so they don't buy tickets. Pretty straightforward. The normie memes are all like "when 1 gallon of gas lasts 1 week."

see if you put a sign on it that says it is covid-19, it means it is covid 19. no autopsy necessary.

Wouldn't the herd immunity strategy be the best?

Had a few total retards that didn't quite comprehend this.

At least 1/4 of world population.

>Is he making fun of trumpcucks' fever dream, or is he serious?
Ben has a history of drawing lunatic stuff, but ultimately he'll draw whatever you commission.

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University of Washington released a big note today saying their predictions "assumed full social distancing". In other words they realize they are about to be BTFOd. I need some Ron Paul gifs.

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This faggot again.

They have a post up begging people to give money to the WHO. Funny part is seeing that even the users there aren't falling for it and calling them out on supporting the WHO.

>post this one simple chart to debunk cvg retards

kek idiots can’t provide a single fucking source from any state or nation to debunk this laughable death rate for those that didn’t fight in world war 2

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6 gorillion

And step 6 would accomplish what?

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time to crank up my PCSX2

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>tfw blinked and we're already passed 1.2 million cases

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Rice-rich in chinneese epidemic

>What do you anons think it's gonna be like?
everything is accelerated.

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Utah is firmly in muh economy messaging
Its gonna be fucked

screeching but can’t debunk or post anything to counter the low death rate

Plebbit.

That means you *need* 60-80% to get infected. Even at a death rate of 0.5% that would be catastrophic.

And to remind the faggot boomers and kikes. The markets collapsed before any kind of lockdowns took place in the US.

Yes fren, we're all in this together

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I’ve removed my hands and sewed my orifices shut, will I be safe?

Lol moron herd immunity is a jewish scam that doesn't exist. "The vaccine works goy it just doesn't work if someone around you has the disease." Ok that means it doesn't work.

Here you got, faggot.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>phonefag
>45 tabs

Woo Ping Cough

Oh good this will last through the summer.

based rick probably took a photograph of the screen

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How?

North Dakota because everyone forgot they existed. Maybe the Mormons because God bless them they are nice but they fucking retards at the same time.

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