i sure can't wait to get in line to vist my local woolies
Sebastian Ross
>be chilling in backyard, cooking BBQ >drone comes out of nowhere, hovers above you >oh fuck.png >SCANNING IN PROGRESS. SCANNING IN PROGRESS >CITIZEN, WE HAVE DETECTED YOU ARE NOT CHIPPED. YOUR FACE HAS BEEN SCANNED AND THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY.
Leo Foster
How many people are they allowing in at once?
James Moore
>report de-serviced unit to sterilized body-count ratios for reinforcement, reward, or removal processing
Angel Fisher
>Implying they wouldn't just Manhack your arse right there on the spot.
Jose Thomas
depends on the size of your store. don't think they're announcing exact numbers
tbf i've come across a lot more cool cops than bad, but it's those bad interactions that people remember. >walking from a house party to another one a suburb over >it's about 3am and need to piss bad >find some bushes in the middle of a empty park and unleash the beast >pig car comes out of nowhere and somehow manages to see me in all the darkness >pull up and walk over to me and get right in my face >HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF MATE? GET UR I.D. OUT FUCKING NOW >i don't have my wallet on me lads >YOU COULD BE ANYONE MATE. HOW CAN YOU WALK AROUND OUT HERE WITHOUT I.D? YOU THINK YOUR SPECIAL??? YOU COULD BE A TERRORIST at that point i only give my name, address and where i was going in accordance with the law and they kept pressing me to admit to pissing and all sorts of shit. i think the old bloke pig was trying to impress the roasties who was with him. such a shitty fucking attitude for an absolute nothing burger. i think they made a note on the court summons because the judge read something and fucked me over with a $1500 fine. a girl was up for stealing over 30k from her employer just before me and got a $350 fine because she was crying.
Adrian Turner
It was like that this morning when I went shopping. I went to the first one and the line was about 30 metres do I went to the next shops and hat was okay but they had started lining up there too when I left.
Alexander Baker
It's fine, I've seen Freeman's Mind, I know how to handle them.
Matthew Richardson
>centerlink claim just got accepted >put on youth despite being 25 and now getting $600 already ordered a bunch of stuff online
you got to remeber that the cops deal with the lowest common denominator day in day out. they are trained to treat everyone like shit. also if you didnt break the law you wouldnt be in trouble.
Levi Hughes
>pissing your pants in public is fine >pissing behind bushes isn't explain this
Justin Sullivan
Piss weak for a dive. Swan dive or back flip needed if he wanted to get attention.
>put on youth despite being 25 and now getting $600
enjoy having to pay back every cent they give you. if you dont want to be in debt, i suggest calling up and getting it changed to newstart ASAP or your fucked, cunt
Zachary Martinez
>Gavin McDildoMyAnus kys
Connor Peterson
>if you didnt break the law you wouldnt be in trouble.
fuck off cunt, try actually haing a counter argument instead of posting gay memes like some literal NPC you claim i am
if your not one, then counter my points with words. calling it now, you wont because you lack the brain power and critical thinking ability to do so
its not right, happened to a mate of mine, he ended up having to pay back 24k. get that shit sorted or you will be fucked
Landon Hall
the guy in the video claims to be a reformed lefty, puts dildo up his bum on camera, also behind the 'proud boys' who use a black rooster as a symbol youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg you can't see my dick if I'm behind a bush
Oliver Turner
He's right. Don't fall for the NEET trap. Sucking off the gubmints teat is not worth it
Ryder Sanders
>its not right, happened to a mate of mine, he ended up having to pay back 24k. get that shit sorted or you will be fucked Looks like they fixed it themselves, my claims now state "Job-seeker Payment, your claim is complete".
thanks anyway fellow neet.
Noah Fisher
SA, it was also at about 12 so the shops had been open for an hour.
Matthew Perez
He even looks like the coomer meme
Thomas Morales
thats funny in the way that woolworths can go "hey look we're doing something" meanwhile outside the shop people are queuing (which is no different to being in the shop)
Robert Edwards
Definitely sort it out asap mate, you'll get fucked over hard. They'll say you were never entitled to that money and it won't matter that you should have been on a different parent, that it was their fuck up, etc. you'll owe 100% of everything you receive while on youth allowance.
What's below it? Water or rock? Chances of survival?
James Gomez
>also if you didnt break the law you wouldnt be in trouble. fuck you you retarded doublenigger there are so many laws on the books everyone breaks multiple laws every fucking day even if you never leave your home. it's the lack of ability to exercise COMMON SENSE that pisses people off when it comes to policing. also their willingness to excessively enforce rules on a compliant populace while allowing abdul and jaykwan to get away with murder because muh rayciss and they're more likely to kick up a fuss.
Oliver Rivera
Why the fuck aren't they allowing online orders anymore? Would be the ideal time for it. It's almost like they want us to get it
no worries cunt, dont want to see a sick cunt end up in a fucked situation due to cennos incompetence. even if it was their mistake, you still have to pay it back
They fixed it, on my payments they added 'employment' or youth and student assistance services. Thank fuck i don't have to ring them and wait for 6 hours.
Thomas Rivera
It's to demoralize you.
Dylan Harris
false flag by chinese govt
Nolan Reyes
>Townsville has 22 now
fuck off caaarnnnnnttttt
Mason Parker
all the tourist areas that have more chinks are more infected imagine that
Austin Morales
Also whats this bullshit, getting paid once every 13 days? give me weekly fucking PAYMENTS YOU SCUM BAGS
Robert Gutierrez
how about you stop acting like a commie faggot and accept that if you break the law you can face the punishment for it
simple as cunt. you choose to piss in public? you also choose to face the consequences when caught
called it, dumb zoomer cunt cant even post without gay memes
filtered
fuck up cunt, dont post unless you can express yourself on an adult level
filtered
Ian Perry
you can get weekly payments if your in a crisis situation. just fucking accept the fortnightly shit and dont get mad at free money
Parker Myers
You change it to weekly or even daily payment mate
Robert Jenkins
I need weekly pay, how the fuck I'm gonna pay bills with $600 every 2 weeks? i thought corona crisis was supposed to get you weekly pay.. one payment of the rego on my car and all of it's fucking gone FUCKING SCUM BAGS FUCK YOU
Kayden Lopez
wow regardless of what this guy says the vibe from reading this is strong, based user
Brayden Sanders
fuck yer boomer rage crying on 4chinz mummy still pack your lunch
If it's bottomless then they're still falling. But probably died from dehydration or starvation by now I guess
Xavier Cooper
i lost my job you fucking drongo
Josiah Young
you simply save money and pay it? how are you this dumb, cunt?
>already ordered a bunch of stuff online
ohh, nevermind your a dumb cunt confirmed
cheers cunt
fuck off kid, go play with your toys in the corner and let the adults talk
Michael Edwards
Yeah I think the real story it that those bushes he pissed in were someone’s fucking garden. Imagine doing gardening on some early lovely morning and putting your hand in some drunken asshole’s piss.
Cop and the judge were the good guys.
Ian Jackson
Fired? So you got stooged out of the jobkeeper payments?
Grayson Cox
>filtered >filtered If you filter me twice it unfilters me, you dumb shit.
Ryan Jenkins
Wanker doesn't know how to use it.
Adrian Brooks
Its double that every 2 weeks
Jose Phillips
>soft cunts that have never had a rowdy night on the piss
Camden Morgan
All you methheads need to stop sharing pipes.
Ryan Rodriguez
Well not fired exactly, but the government closed down all shops so i lost my job. I'm still employed by the company but no work so i don't get paid...i mentioned this in my form and they put me on jobseekers.
Henry Gomez
Oh and incidentally pissing in the bushes is the God-given right of every free Briton, which Australians still are. It's in the Magna Carta.
Christopher Howard
>new cases dropping like a rock over the last week it's over. reminder this meme flu was already dead BEFORE all these draconian lockdown laws were rolled out.
this shit is gonna remain like this until they find a vaccine.
Sebastian Johnson
Then why the fuck centerlink didn't put me on it automatically? fuck them poofs
Parker Cox
Yeah because of animals like you
Aaron Foster
That spike is just the confirmations of existing cases. There would always be a spike like that. That said, it's still going to do absolutely nothing to the white majority. It's becoming clear that it only affects Chinkabugs badly. The ACE2 theory holds.
Noah Sullivan
Jobseekers is 1100 a fortnight, jobkeepers is 1500 a fortnight. Before tax however.
Yeah actually a good point. Part of the fun of a rowdy night is the risk. If ur shit enough to get caught doing stupid shit I guess u deserve the penalties.
Asher Nguyen
I've noticed the ABC always pick migrants for comments and story's
I really fear the world will be a very different place by the end of the year. How the fuck is our economy going to survive a 6 month lockdown. We could make it out ok, but we'll still need serious measures in place to prevent recurrent outbreaks (probably travel restrictions, even between states, NSW could get very nasty).
Plus we need as much manufacturing back here as we can, thank Christ we at least make a lot of our own food but even that's in jeopardy as we've recently had a huge drought.
>Sydney's median house price would crash to $500,000 by 2023
Still overpriced. Anyway it won't happen, the govt will just keep throwing money at the banks to keep the property market propped up, they will just keep deferring mortage payments and compensate the banks. I would love to see all these morons who borrowed millions to build their 'portfolio' of slums going bankrupt but it's not going to happen.
Yeah it’s pretty gay but atm it’s ur employers responsibility. Explain America and Italy? They’re not asians?
The spike is literally confirmed cases, we have only started testing for community transmission recently, even then the criteria for testing is still strict as fuck. We have so many unconfirmed cases
Logan Torres
by calling him a cunt you now have also committed a crime maybe use your brain boomer retard. Rice rabbis cant kill you fast enough
