Gov and media tells you to stay inside your house

>gov and media tells you to stay inside your house
>literally the whole world obeys

good goyim

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Fuck I am going to make some pasta right now!

built for BBC

I’m doing my part

That's not how you eat sketty

Listen spic, you will imitate us and follow our commands.

I don't watch tv or listen to the government. I literally have done this for fucking years.

It could be said coffee is certainly not bad for you in moderation

Haha wouldn’t it be funny if she told you to eat the spaghetti off her tits? And then she spilt some more spaghetti on her lap and then told you to eat that too, and then you fucked her using tomato sauce as lube haha

thats fucking disgusting you filthy nigger flayte, enjoy your airborne aids

Pictures like this make me proud I'm an engineer.

>and then you fucked her using tomato sauce as lube
this is where you lost me.
thats just a mess.

I'm not fat a flu won't kill me.

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just a reminder, this is a bio weapon that was intentionally unleashed on the western world

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Fucking noob can’t even eat properly. Git gud, scrub.

I know man. I was fucking thinking about this today.
I fucking WISH super airborne AIDS was killing millions. They deserve to fucking die.

Built for British Broadcasting

i hate pasta so much. My hate has grown slowly over the years. I know how to make like a dozen delicious pasta sauces too, and I like making them for other people, but the actual substance itself has just come to repulse me.

I dont want to get infected. Plus Im a NEET anyway its not like I go outside in the first place.

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I hate you more than you hate pasta.

Can’t lie, I love this shit.

i seriously doubt that

Is spaghetti good for you?

Wow she is built for BBC (big black cock)

Yeah, I would have been out at the club dancing with girls if this had not happened.

God forbid people stay in their homes, oooh the humanity!

Then you're trash, not redpilled, not even an NPC, just a bug in the matrix.

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Nice body, terrible table manners.

I prefer tea of a single origin, with a little lemon, but you know,whatever floats your boat.

Make sure it’s al dente, mix it with small amount of chilli pesto and cream cheese and add crushed pistachios. Top off with some tobasco sauce and mix in some fresh spinach.

>people still going outside all the time
ok op

Is that a c-section scar?

Eh carbs...

would love to see those two take bbc

Fucking chink.

it's a panty line you virgin

I wasn't like this when I was younger but seems around when I hit 30 I became massively disgusted by whores. Now I understand why most religions forbid it.

>Implying I haven't been using this opportunity to visit all the thirsty sluts on tinder looking to quarantine and chill
at this rate if I die of the rona it'll be worth it

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The fuck is this stupid meme

Fag

You're in a slide thread friend, shitpost or get out.

>Yearning for nigger dick
Homo

Not a slide thread, just the truth.

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I didnt read your OP, and I'm not going to
Suck my dick.

Please calm down not-real-Texas, stop trying to over compensate.

Make sure to get chipped next, cattle.

the meme is real.

That video is, I think, of my actual exgirlfriend. At least it looks just like her. Kenzie. She lives in Burlington, ND.

that spaghetti looks like absolute shit

who is that queen

this. if you're going to blow money on takeout and you get some shitty pasta you're fucking retarded. imagine being this much of a normie faggot. also checked.

Normies don't follow any logic user.

>>gov and media tells you to stay inside your house
/cvg/ told me to stay in my house weeks before that you nigger.

Why are you blaming the kikes when it's China's fault? China isn't getting enough hate for this at all

Wait, people actually order spaghetti from restaurants?! Holy fucking shit... How... Ugh... I hate my species so fucking much.

Scared by a cold.
Humans with their egos and boasting.
Hiding inside home frightened by the sniffles.

>strangers on the internet tell you a disease isn't real
>literally all of Yas Forums believes it

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

needa loicence for that my dude

>literally the whole world obeys
The whole third* world

Its absolutely repulsive
I don’t even eat any spaghetti outside of my moms

SAUCE??????????????????

That joke is now about a month old. It's as stale as the pasta on that bitches titties

It's on her titties.

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I love Lana. LANA, IF YOU READING, PLEASE SIT ON MYFACE WITH YOUR BIG JUICY BRAPPER.

Why?

AND SPAGHETTI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kek’d. Here’s a (you)

if you right click on the image or if you are on mobile hold your finger on it and tap "google search image" you can easily find out that the lady in the op is a porn star and you can now go fap to her spaghetti pussy.

Can i get more vids like this, i need something to show to all the retards i know who say the chinks arent at fault for this

Wtf do you have a nude girl eating spaghetti fetish or something

Sauce on them titties.

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