Redpill me about Scientology. Is it based?

Redpill me about Scientology. Is it based?

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idk maybe

racket.

Everything that the MSM say about it is bad.
Which probably means it is good.

Repackaged Kabbalah

i dunno about that but i do know that tom cruise is based

The more money you spend, the higher up you go.

Some guy got electrocuted at their compound in Hemet doing electrical work, lots of weird stuff in that area, bad people bad vibes in that area.

It is not based. They've done some horrible shit, and are pretty much a money laundering cult. The nice thing is they are a younger "religion" so they can be taken care of an stamped out earlier since they aren't that entrenched like older religions.

Now, they do hate Kike controlled Hollywood.

But the enemy of my enemy is an enemy for another day.

tom cruise is probably the only hollywood actor who doesn't rape children
media wants to portray him as weird

they literally spy on you so they can blackmail you or ruin your career

Based

Member here. We have incredible weekend long orgies.

>tom cruise is probably the only hollywood actor who doesn't rape children

I'm sure scientologists have dirt on them just like all the politicians in this country, they just know how to hide it better and have the best lawyers.

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never realized it but you're right

Its anti jew in every way and project chanology was pure jewish subversion of the boards and the anonymous crew who are now reddit faggots have revealed themselves to be thoroughly compromised good goys.

L Ron Hubbard was a con man. He had some insight about the occult thanks to hanging out with weirdo Jack Parsons and their rituals based on Crowley's thelema. He ended up organizing a pseudo-cult for millionaires that basically functions as a "pay-to-know" game.

tom is based as fuck so scientology must be based by proxy

Thanks satan

Not as based as the church of later day saints

ironically the other tom
hanks is the biggest children rapist/murderer in hollywood

>"pay-to-know" game

what is that? Pay to know?

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its a massive tax dodge to rich actors.

Also they provide a aquasi private army of fanatics to protect you.

L Ron Hubbard was a black man

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It's the Jews once again! EVERY SINGLE TIME!

Quiet birth and no circumcision. Sauna and vitamin regimen. Top-notch renovations. What religion does that?

And Tom Cruise buys COMPLETE dental work for EVERYONE.

pay to learn the secrets of the universe

>Its a massive tax dodge to rich actors.
>Also they provide a aquasi private army of fanatics to protect you.
Correct
However, the funniest theory I've heard about the pedo cabal is that SCIENTOLOGY turned over all their confession shit and started the whole Nvixm arrests going
Nibiru wants to survive the MIL purge

cant be any worse than the freemasons

its thats easy? Just go to a spirit cooking dinner

>what is that? Pay to know?
It's like thread crapping but you pay the shit poster to read it.

Based on pure bullshit,yes

No.

Reminder Scientology tried to shut Yas Forums down back in the day. They are our eternal enemy.

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It's fairly based

>Redpill me
Scientology>bogpill>redpill
>purple pill>bluepill>Tik tok>Qanon

>Satan thinks blackmail is cool
I'm not surprised at all. In fact I'd be surprised if you had any moral objections to it.

elrond hubbard is the coolest

>I'm sure scientologists have dirt on them
They do. It’s common knowledge that he’s gay just like Travolta.

all you need to know
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Loosen up that tinfoil hat

I just wonder if the people at the top still actually believe in Xenu and all that or they know it's fake and use it to get money out of people?

Germananon why are you still infected?

how about you go fuck yourself

he is a douchebag

They're leftists?

>But the enemy of my enemy is an enemy for another day.
says every defeated army ever

We literally went to war with these cunts. A few of us were arrested and sued over it. Fuck off shill.

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Hemet is where poor white trash live in nice homes. I think its the last place I saw a store selling cassette tapes. Otherwise, it's just a fucking town like anywhere else.

FPBP

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They want all your money and all your time.

based. i want rich dumbfucks to give me money for stupid made up shit too

>We
ananamoose got run off this site for that faggoty white knighting bullshit

I dunno? Ask President Cuck he's a scientologist. But I guess people really do get the govt they deserve, right?

He's talking about Gold Base aka The Hole. You missed the story about the EMT that showed up there?

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It's literally a rip-off of the Vril Society.

Hubbard was friends with Jack Parsons, the satanic rocket scientist, who received copies of the Vril Society documents captured from the abandoned Nazi base in Antarctica during Operation Highjump in 1947. Parsons told Hubbard about what he'd read about aliens, and Hubbard used this info as the inspiration for his cult.

>Swindling retards out of their money
based

This. Any church that believes having dark skin means you're a sinner or some shit and produces tons of white children is my kind of cult religion.

Isn't that how the modern world works. I remember a few centuries ago you could buy a reservation in heaven.