/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2939 - WEBM EDITIONS

where was this video leaked? need more videos like this

There's no way of knowing really

Nigs invading Wall Street, causing Escape From NY scenario

Can we make the next general have details and links to the plan? Anons need to be ready for the storm the fog of war is here

Hopefully it hasn't even begun yet

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh

reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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>assuming full social distancing

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>Dead: 64,990
lol, still only 64,990.
How many days has it been stuck at 64,990? Four days? Five days?

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nice dude hey do they have one that isn't nearly a month old?

SHUT THE SEX STORES DOWN

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follow up reminder that nobody will debunk this. nobody will post a higher death rate. it’s .2 percent for anyone that didn’t participate in world war 2

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das rite

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But seriously, the BurgerVirus is a nothing burger.
just wash your hands and done.

Why do they need tanks for an epidemic

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Nah. Everything is online anyway. Firms will just relocate and NYC will become the next Detroit.

The only thing that will cause a revolt is if a Democrat passes gun confiscation. Obviously they don't care if trump does it.

Just wait for the anti-body tests. We're good.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 311,635 (8,454) Spain 126,168 (11,947) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 96,092 (1,444) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,669 (3,329) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 20,505 (666) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 13,912 (231) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) Brazil 10,360 (445) South Korea 10,237 (183) Israel 7,851 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Australia 5,635 (34) Norway 5,550 (62) Russia 4,731 (43) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,472 (59) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) India 3,588 (99) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,465 (172) Japan 3,139 (77) Philippines 3,094 (144) Pakistan 2,818 (41) Luxembourg 2,729 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,179 (29) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Thailand 2,067 (20) Mexico 1,890 (79) Finland 1,882 (25) Panama 1,801 (46) Peru 1,746 (73) Greece 1,673 (68) Serbia 1,624 (44) South Africa 1,585 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +278 (+2) China +30 (+3) South Korea +81 (+6) Australia +85 (+4) Mexico +202 (+19) Honduras +4 (+7) New Zealand +89 Bolivia +18 Paraguay +8 Jamaica +2 Guyana +1 Haiti +1…

>FULL LISTS
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a little late there, gary

NON CE LA FACCIO
NON CE LA FACCIO
NON CE LA FACCIO
GEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*splat*
>>/wsg/3373860

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For NYC? A New York quarantine. For the rest of the country? When reinfection is confirmed to be a thing.

I would say if a supply chain disruption happens. Shortage of food and supplies. Plus the water wars.

fucking showmen. Thousands of ecuadorians and venezuelans have and are crossing our borders illegally and they have done nothing to prevent it.

I guess if you're already planning to have military activated, a vehicle's a vehicle. Could store more sensitive supplies too.

I'm so tired of this shit just let me go outside and get infected in peace

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twitter.com/JohnBWellsCTM/status/1246505891911925762
I want to know how legit this is.

i am using all available information from all reports. please post any information that suggests otherwise . i beg you to disprove the laughably low deathrate

this info about five days old

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do you wanna fuck?

They broke the law failed to stop at crossing

They've already slowly been breaking cytokine storms on MSM, but I don't see proles having it stick.

reposting official 1M corona chan for whoever that still doesnt have her.

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Stop posting this. You won’t change anyone’s mind like this.

Once the gibs stop flowing or we somehow enter hyperinflation making the gibs worthless. A few months of high unemployment will do that.

>PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
>PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
>PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
>PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA
PEOPLE DROPPING IN THE STREETS WITH SEIZURES IN INDONESIA

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Pretty much like the vids in Wuhan.

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wall in Tumbes, SOON

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2. Man perforates bowel after getting vibrating dildo stuck in his anus.

At age 50, Londoner Nigel Willis was an unemployed diabetic who lived with his mother. He also apparently enjoyed pleasuring himself while having a vibrating dildo shoved up his crapper. One fateful day late in 2013 he accidentally lodged the vibrator so far up his rectum that he found it impossible to extract. He was also so humiliated by the entire sequence of events that he refused to seek help until five days later, at which point the little buzzing fake penis had already punctured his colon. He spent over a month in the hospital before finally succumbing to “multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel.”

>cuck+collect
what did they mean by this?

Yes

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-51%) Tokyo (-54%) Beijing (-70%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-50%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (+50%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-96%) Washington (-87%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-83%) Chicago (-85%) Houston (-62%) Mexico City (-69%) Los Angeles (-72%) Seattle (-70%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Explain to me - why Americans are allowed to dismiss this virus as "just a flu" and not react to it, but at the same time they expect Chinese government to take it

super seriously from the very begining when no one had any data on this virus and when Chinese could actually mistake it for a flu. So Americans CAN say "its just

the flu" with all the data that they have now, but Chinese were not allowed to dismiss it as "just a flu" without any data on the virus and if Chinese were to make

a mistake of dismissing it as just a flu - this somehow means that China did it deliberatelly to infect the whole world? How does this logic work?
Why are Americans allowed to dismiss this as just a flu so late in the timeline, but Chinese were not allowed to dismis it as a flu very early in the timeline? Why

with Americans dismissive reaction can be explained as just a mistake or negligence, but with Chinese it is supposed to be evil intent and nefarious plans?

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Where the fuck is this guy getting his numbers? There have been 3565 deaths in New York. 114,775 confirmed cases, thought there's only 14 043 cases which have had an outcome. 3565/14043 = 25% cfr.

>thinking this is the point

lol you have to be 18 to post here

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Same shit in Ecuador

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>Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
>archive.is/XLqvS

I appreciate the pessimistic op, but this might be a bit too one-sided. I've heard a lot of sources saying it works.

Fuck, meant Go there if you want to see a NPC self-terminate because she can't execute her mindless socializing routine.

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Reminder that economic collapse is coming. The logistics sector is the camel's back, I just wonder what the straw will be...

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>As of March 30, the Cybertruck had some 622,000 preorders, according to the company, with additional preorders coming in all the time.

>Late last November, the last time we got an official update on Cybertruck preorders, the total stood at roughly 250,000, meaning an additional 372,000 have come in over the past four months. That's an average of around 3,000 new preorders every day, which is, like, a lot.

Source: carbuzz.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-preorders-reach-insanity-levels

are you going to throw out commies from that helicopter, right?

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3. Man electrocutes his penis.

This tragic and easily preventable autoerotic fatality could have been averted if this lonely Australian drunkard who lived alone in a mining town had settled for traditional, unencumbered, hand-on-penis masturbation. But nooooooo—he had to go for the “Cadillac plan” by plugging in a wall-mounted electrical cord and trying to zap himself into a state of heightened ecstasy:

The cord had been taken from an electrical appliance; the appliance plug had been removed from the cord, bare wires being thus exposed. Attached to one of the live wires of the electric cord was a 45 cm long metal neck chain, extending down the left side of the abdomen to a single loop wrapped around with the chest of the deceased; the earth wire was tucked into the rubber/fabric shroud of the cord. At the site of contact with the negative wire on the chest was an electric burn to the skin extending into subcutaneous fat. A further, patterned, superficial electric burn mark extended down the left side of the abdomen and around the base of the penis, the pattern corresponding to that of the neck chain….

The takeaway? Don’t electrocute your cock. Alas, the victim in this case learned his lesson too late, assuming he learned it at all.

youtu.be/K3qj6ymr7KA

post flag, zhang

meet me outside my house then. I want to try bottoming

Just a seizure bro

Girls und panzer in my hood when?

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Brainlet here, why would strain mutations be deadly? I assume the viral loads from multiple infected people with different strains would guarantee a hospital trip?

So do I

>ww2 tanks

GO PERU!!!

why does it happen?

>BRAH BRAH BRAH BRAH

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Can confirm this, It's the most horrible shit, dunno why it happens.

fucking wew

The hospital in Marseille that’s applying the treatment is doing pretty good.

that almost wouldn't be very bad if one was immune after infection, and those were honest figures (i.e not counting the floating cases)
you stupid cunt
go catch it

they forgot to breathe manually

Has the MEGA been posted by archiveanon?

High fever + being too fucking stupid to stay at home and rest

bro, dont fuck with his vibe

I need your best covid19 names. This is what I got so far.

Wu-Bonic Plague.
Kung pow sicken.
Flugaloo.
Lo mein pain.
CCP19.
Hong Kong Fluey.
Yellow fever.
Bat fever.
Bat Soup COOF.
Me lung you long time.
Winnie the Flu
Shanghai Shivvers.
Coof19
One Corpse Policy.
Flu man Chu.
Wu-ping cough.
Wet Market Surprise.
Wumonia.
Boomer Remover.
Flu Tang Clan.
Chinese aids.

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>Colombian friend doesn't have internet access anymore
Anyone from down there can tell me about the situation? Hoping he is ok.

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Could be cytokine storm, could be something with the brain. Corona attacks nervous system too

body freaking out trying to breath.

can't see what they're looking at. where is the lady?

Or more realistically she's watched the hell of the chink aids take her family

>some people think its just the flu
>others don't think it is and belive the chinese should have done more
I shouldn't have to explain this shit u brain dead commie

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reminder that you didn’t present any information to disprove the data. because you can’t . there is zero information that puts the death rate higher than that.

Amazon must close due to overwhelming infection numbers in buildings.

How the fuck are you all having trouble with this shit? Down here we enacted a lockdown, the new cases stopped, recovery is starting, deaths were minimized and in a few weeks everything will be back to normal. No hopsitals over flowing, no deaths on the street, no military action.
It isn't like it is hard. Just get everybody to work from home for a few weeks. They all want to anyway.

Kung-flu

economic collapse =/= unemployment fraud

>literally lowers your life expectancy by years
>"I-It's not enough to count as a full burger"
keep coping. Hope your 401k does better in the morning.

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Minority countries tend to loot when quarantined.

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The virus doesn't just disappear because you did a few months of lockdown. If you stop it'll come back.

Keep adding to the list I'm trying to go for a mike pence style meme here.

Unless those videos have proof of a timestamp then you can fuck right off. Why is it always 3rd world countries with potato phones that these are coming from?

•politics
•vidya
•sports
•furries
•diapies
•lolis

coom to death row
discordgg/e6NPg7E

Coronavirus cat fished me on tinder

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>How the fuck are you all having trouble with this shit?
niggers
spics
midd'leasters

Mommy

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>at home
>sharpening broadheads
>playing Skyrim
>drinking beer
>top-tier comfy
>
>extroverts losing their minds at home

It's annuda holocough...oy vey.

In case you can't tell by the nothingburger posters spamming the thread most americans are incapable of forward-thinking

I'm no math expert but when I see literally everywhere that theres 1.2 million cases and 60~ thousands deaths isn't that higher than what your trying to force down my throat huh?

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What the hell is this from

deathrate nearly zero for people under 40 pal . keep coping

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Point taken, but it's not like over half of these are fraudulent. I can defo see tourism/restaurant etc employees filing for unemployment en masse after their president told them it was nothing for all that time

nothing burgers are worse than chris-chan

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Probably on the other side of the building. Guess I should have written "hear" rather than "see".

Unless you post pic with timestamp your country doesn't exist.

6/10 pretty good I'll add it to the list.

Holocough is pretty good.

Anti body tests will probably show that the virus was here much earlier than reported.

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fuck you ecuatorianos SUCK MY DICK STAY IN YOUR FUCKING JUNGLE.

Only if we open our borders to you plague carrying cunts. Once Australia is totally free of this shit we're putting up great big "fuck off we're full" signs around the place until we come up with a vaccine.
Because lets face it, we can't trust the burgers to do it.