This is the FBI nigger that's spying on my pc right now

This is the FBI nigger that's spying on my pc right now.

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Did you backtrace his IP through the mainframe OP?

I would like to think my FBI agent is a 35 year old blonde chick wearing a tight blue uniform, with those thick rim black glasses and deep red lip gloss. I have a business suit fetish.

No. I have been arrested before by this retard.

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What did you do?

I wonder how we can help him have a shitty day.

I give him 3 hours of black foot jobs per day

I once ran into a detective that arrested me.at a baseball game. He was doing security for extra money since he's a fat fuck alcoholic and his wife divorced him. Felt good.

pedo

Pretty Boss SCIF room ngl. I would have personally left your headbag on and dripped water on it.

lmao what a fucking spastic
this greasy fuck looks like he’d say some “bags of sand” type shit unironically
lol he’s working from a dorm, he’s the poorest little housenigger glowie can’t even get an apartment so he’s in a bunkbed
aaah haha oh fuck he probably does the hat on the doorknob when his roommate is “busy with papaerwork”
this queer probably will never get field work with his “I didn’t inhale” ass

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Enjoy your shitty job glow faggot

This, but from the other side of the intelligence curve.

He's probably living in his parents basement rigth now while his mom that dying of cancer cheer him on
>Oh honey I know your secret agent work is special so I brought you down some special good boy cookies

he cant arrest you because you'll give him coronachan

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Wow, what a winner.

I thought SCIFs couldn't have a window to them?

Is that a window over by the bed?

Also, imagine the fact that you have to listen to a white noise machine your entire work day.

Very sucky.

Why is there a fucking bunkbed? Wtf is this?

>my fbi agent is trying to do nofap but he has to keep watching all the porn i watch.

sorry dude

I am kind of curious how did you track him down?

That was me. FYI- I’m glad Cheryl left and I haven’t had a drink in 9 years.
I hope you aren’t still taking pictures of children’s feet, scuzzball.

He hacked the gibson

did you slim down you filthy slob

Lucky, mines a fucking "diversity hire".

After I got arrested, in my case file his name was under the witnesses. I searched it on Facebook and there he is. A full blown retard.

Send him a bag of edible dicks.
tps://dicksbymail.com/

A slonk in your honor, m'leige

Damn I wish I could be paid a fulltime salary off taxpayer's backs who do actual work to watch retards on their computer and make sure they aren't posting questions about Israel in our politics, it's like no different than a twitch subscription.

What did you do to get arrested?

what did you get arrested for

The interesting thing with agents like that:

You can see they hate their job. Can't stand it.

But they do it because they believe it's all for the "greater good".

A lot of them are Mormon because they have propensity to follow the laws and blindly follow orders and directives given to them.

Agents at that level are nothing more than "fill in the blank" go getters who have to get to play mad libs on a person's life.

Some agents I've worked with, very bright and great to work with. But most of them are literally just NPCs doing endless fetch quests for info.

What did you do and why was it cp?

That's a big blunt

what do you do that you work with agents

What did you get arrested for ?

ATTENTION FBI

HAHA YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO

I AM THE FREE WHEELING INDEPENDENT SPIRIT YOU ALL DESPISE AND HATE BECAUSE ITS EVERYTHING OPPOSITE TO YOUR CAREER AND LIFE

YOU ASK WHY

WE ASK WHY NOT

YOU CAN ONLY LIVE BY THE RULES

WE LIVE BEYOND THEM

WE ARE CHAOS

AND YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO FIND ORDER

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I'd prefer not to say on the internet.

Agents are just like tech support for your internet.

It takes about 5 idiots before they get you to the one that "gets it" and then your original problem or issue gets resolved pretty quickly.

The ratio of men to dogs is pretty low in those agencies.

Treadstone

4 u

WTF DID YOU DO OP??

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I'd suck him off so hard.

based

Everybody knows you creeps jack off to that material

Based digits

oh come on dog what an excuse to be lazy and stupid, to increase your own human capital, this is why I doubt these agents sometimes, theres a probability that they are lazy enough or lack the human capital because they never wanted to advance their career or education beyond the piece of paper theve attained to acquire their positions, to say become a lawyer or doctor, but instead chose a somewhat lower position in society, in exchange for accepting the fact they will always be intellectually lazier and inferior to people like Yas Forumstards, lawyers, etc.

#1 opsec intel agency Yas Forums right here faggots!

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beginning to think OP did something actually wrong and is ashamed to tell the story

99% chance for cp but i want to hear him say it

*to not increase your human capital

That is a room on a ship of some sort.

First of all, the NSA is spying on your PC. The FBI only gets involved if they have a domestic case against you

based

At least the CIA hasnt implanted viewers in your eyeballs.

I have plenty of money and I make it the honest way without being a government parasite fringe job. Feds are scumbags that violate the rights of others under a guise of legitimacy plain and simple.

There was no need to correct some typo in your post, though. It was so stupid I am still not sure it was actually intended for me and making that tiny fix does nothing to improve it.

Probably this.

Nigger
You got arretested for saying nigger didn't you

Ask him to hook me up with Strozk.

underrated

checked

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I did not know that there were some niggerfaggits still using gay ass beepers

Send him that hoax mail if having pics of him masturbating to furry porn

[sounds of heavy breathing from the speaker]

>getting arrested for saying the nono dindunuffin word
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?

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i back hacked my glowie, he has a crotch cam

Pro tip- if you have serious concerns FBI is running physical surveillance On you, look for agents in khaki cargo pants. It’s a thing. Look at arrests photos when they are perp walking someone.

Came here to say this. Based and fucking in-the-know-pilled

Are they really allowed to slonk on the clock?

He used a gui in visual basic to track his ip address

Fucking roasted

THIS GUY LOOKS AT ME TOO OMG!!!111!!1!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck would they actually be doing this to anons?

They watch me 24/7 it sucks. When you know you are being surveiled all the time it really hurts you

Is gmail signing you out and asking you to verify you identity multiple times a month a sign that something like this is going on? I use 2FA and change my password and don't get alerts that someone else tried to sign in or was signed in to my account. It's fucking annoying.

kek'd and checked

he should wash his face

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help

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Dude me too. Also a female military formal dress if it involves a hat. Something about rimmed hats like a park ranger hat, or Russian military hat, or similar. Idk why

What'd you do?

A cop who used to harass us bike rider kids ended up being a small cop when I got older. Lol. He rode a segway too like paul Blart. Made me so happy to see him like that. He recognized me too. Instant look to ground in shame too. Fuckin kek'n remembering it.

Manlet pigs are the saddest faggots on earth