/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2935 - WEBM EDITIONS

You can just tell he's at wits end

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SORRY GRUMPFY, WE'LL BE TAKING THESE

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Imagine invading another country when your own is getting ruined by a pandemic

Where's the WEBM from?

Lmao, like what is there even to be scared of? This shit is so fucking ridiculous I can't stop laughing. People are still walking around thinking this is no big deal.

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Fake news.

stop making threads when the old thread isn't full, faggot

>biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.22.002386v3.full.pdf
Now why would this virus be so similar to SARS except for that damn ORF8 protein ?
What is going on there?

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THREADLY REMINDER
OF THE 1850 PEOPLE WHO DIED IN A NYC HOSPITAL YESTERDAY
6% WERE UNDER 45

OF THE 1850 PEOPLE WHO DIED IN A NYC HOSPITAL YESTERDAY
6% WERE UNDER 45

OF THE 1850 PEOPLE WHO DIED IN A NYC HOSPITAL YESTERDAY
6% WERE UNDER 45

OF THE 1850 PEOPLE WHO DIED IN A NYC HOSPITAL YESTERDAY
6% WERE UNDER 45

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aatishb.com/covidtrends/

Reminder that this is the only right way to plot covid infections

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FOREVER BURGER...

how delte post?

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I think you can still flee New York city if you want to

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>paying attention to him
Rent free. He doesn't think about you at all.

who the fuck has a vacuum with a fucking bag these days?!?

cope

O B E S I T Y

How many of them were fat?

If reinfections get confirmed and vaccine not possible with current technology how bad will it be?

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You think an artificial insert?

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It's hard to believe we were prepping for this in January.

research CHARLES LIEBER... Harvard professor who was paid over 1 million by Chinese government. He's involved with Chinese virus and was recently seen in Louisiana where random outbreak has occurred. Odd

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>1201473 infected
>64691 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Fucking boomers.

I'm collecting "Country X steals masks.vents from Country Y" stories. If something's missing, please post a link! Was your country raided or did it steal something? Let us know.

Mossad officer describes covert global battle to obtain ventilators at all costs
archive.is/djiHD

MASK RAIDERS French border guards seize two lorries carrying 130,000 coronavirus face masks for NHS
archive.is/j020u

US bought France-bound face masks for CASH from China
archive.is/yn6hG

US snatches masks from Germany in act of ‘modern piracy’ – Berlin senator
archive.is/b5LRZ

US steals masks destined for Quebec
archive.vn/pkPTE

US sidestepped OWN SANCTIONS against Russia to save American lives from Covid-19
rt.com/op-ed/484903-us-russia-sanctions-covid/

Canada sent 16 tonnes of masks, face shields to China
archive.vn/sxmnO

US steals 600 ventilators destined for Brazil
archive.vn/iVqBL

3M, I’m the Director of Emergency Management for Florida; Please send us N95 masks directly to our hospitals
archive.vn/AOU4h

Trudeau warns U.S. against denying exports of medical supplies to Canada
archive.vn/AwbZV

Germany and France Blame Americans for Playing Dirty Over Masks
archive.fo/gHiYI

China hoards masks
Germany and the Czech Republic banned export of face masks and other PPE
Italy bans exports of masks and PPE
China nationalized 3M mask factories in China
archive.vn/tRgnZ

Diplomatic spat has erupted between Germany and neighbors Switzerland and Austria over a decision to ban most exports of PPE
archive.vn/HEj9E

50,000 masks stolen from German hospital warehouse
archive.vn/T0gFE

Why Chinese masks destined for Italy were seized by Czech authorities
archive.is/K5hUu

Turkey steals respirators destined for Spain
archive.vn/AM9Bb

Germany says six million coronavirus face masks missing in Kenya
archive.vn/qNKme

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Trump never said he doesn't believe in Fauci models lol
What the fuck is Bill on?

youtu.be/s7eyZUu6rTo
>doctor explains why covid19 is bullshit

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Ecuador maybe

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It would continue to kill untill the only people left are the true asymptomatics

4.3 billion is bullshit. Where's your source?

The Coronavirus has been opening credit cards in my name. Stay vigilant.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 311,357 (8,452) Spain 126,168 (11,947) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 96,092 (1,444) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,639 (3,326) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 20,505 (666) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 13,912 (231) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) Brazil 10,360 (445) South Korea 10,156 (177) Israel 7,851 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Norway 5,550 (62) Australia 5,550 (30) Russia 4,731 (43) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,472 (59) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) India 3,588 (86) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,465 (172) Japan 3,139 (77) Philippines 3,094 (144) Pakistan 2,818 (41) Luxembourg 2,729 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,179 (29) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Thailand 2,067 (20) Finland 1,882 (25) Panama 1,801 (46) Peru 1,746 (73) Mexico 1,688 (60) Greece 1,673 (68) Serbia 1,624 (44) South Africa 1,585 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +34,196 (+1,048) Spain +6,969 (+749) Italy +4,805 (+681) Germany +4,933 (+169) France +7,788 (+1,053) Iran +2,560 (+158) United Kingdom +3,735 (+708) Turkey +3,013 (+76) Switzerland +899 (+75) Belgium +1,661 (+140) Netherlands +904 (+164) Canada +1,537 (+23) Austria +257 (+18) Portugal +638 (+20) Brazil +1,166 (+82) South Korea +94 (+3) Israel +423 (+4) Sweden +312 (+15) Norway +180 (+3) Australia +96 (+2) Russia +582 (+9) Ireland +331 (+17) Czech Republic +282 (+6) Chile +424 (+5) Denmark +320 (+22) Poland +244 (+8) Romania +430 (+13) Malaysia +150 (+4) Ecuador +97 (+27) Japan +204 (+8) Philippines +76 (+8) Pakistan +132 (+1) Saudi Arabia +140 (+4) Indonesia +106 (+10) Thailand +89 (+1) Finland +267 (+5) Panama +128 (+5) Peru +151 (+12) Mexico +178 (+10) Greece +60 (+5) Serbia +148 (+5) Dominican Republic +90 (+9) United Arab Emirates +241 (+1) Argentina +98 (+1) Colombia +139 (+7)…

>FULL LISTS
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MIGA is one hell of a drug.

There is a coup in Brazil? Huebros?

>21% fatality rate

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LET ME INFECT YOU WITH MY FREEDOM SARS!

Spain

paper Magic is dead. only EDH matters. Arena is the future at this point.

I'm on your side genius. I am just seeing more and more of us saying "man I'm so depressed this is fucked up" Like cheer up man, you're prepped right? You're ready to go right? You're not being retarded and still exposing yourself right? Like why are you scared, get a grip, shit is fucking funny

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Better than with the vaccine, that’s a given.

I made a Coronavirus group on telegram for Texas anons.

t.me/coronavirustx

No jews

I think it's basically ours, so you couldn't even call it one

So exactly *24* of the 1800+ were healthy and UNDER 65. Fuck, why don't we just get all the old and ill people to self-isolate then?

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Heres link to tweet with news story on the Harvard professor that helped with the Chinese virus
twitter.com/ScottFordTVGuy/status/1246588681500200960?s=20

>people talking about second wave
what will happen in third wave?

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Every country protects it's elderly and only America has to worry about the fat people too.

>ORF8
fuck
>The current outbreak by a new coronavirus, 2019-nCoV, appears to have started in an open market in Wuhan, China. It seems likely that the original host was a bat, but that remains to be proven. The genome sequence of 2019-CoV shows that Orf8 is intact. If it is not lost during subsequent virus circulation in humans, the outbreak could be more severe.

search www.virology.ws a-lesson-from-sars-cov-for-2019-ncov

The first Hazmat template threads were peak comfy.

TELL ME ABOUT THE SPICS
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK?

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>Rent free
Kek
Fool boy, tenants pay rent
And you're confusing a tenant, with a pet monkey in a cage that performs tricks for amusement

So much for the boomer remover. In my state those in their 40s and 50s (Gen X) have the highest number of cases. The Silents (pre-Boomers) are the ones dying at the highest rates.

Gen X are the ones who think they aren't old enough yet for some justaflu to wreck them, and they're the ones who have kids living with them and mortgages, so they have to keep going to work. They're getting wrecked harder than the boomers.

>Corona Virus rules

I like when he makes it early, 90% of the chink bots don't show up instantly

how do i wear a mask without fogging up my glasses? got any advice?

Deebly goncerned

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depends on reinfection rate, but presuming 100% eventually everyone dies.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-56%) Tokyo (-88%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (-80%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-50%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (+50%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-96%) Washington (-82%) Miami (-73%) Toronto (-83%) Chicago (-85%) Houston (-62%) Mexico City (-69%) Los Angeles (-77%) Seattle (-70%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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MSM busted using mannequin on a ventilator at Empty Elmhurst! hoax busted again!!
youtube.com/watch?v=qIRml8gyeSE&feature=youtu.be&t=165

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That isn’t a surgical mask lol

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>California + Texas + Florida: 89 million combined population
>Combined covid cases: 28,700

>United kingdom: 66.8 million people
>Covid cases: 42,000

>Germany: 82.7 million people
>Covid cases: 96,000

>France: 66.89 million people
>Covid cases: 89,000

Get absolutely shit on Europe

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Bras come back but armpits go unshaved

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make it so the nose rests of your glasses lie on top of the mask
It'll close the mask down underneath so the air doesn't exit upwards

this

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>So basically they are saying that since the virus attacks rbcs and quinines like hydrochloroquine protect rbcs, that's the benefit. Take early to prevent rbc damage and you will also prevent the secondary pneumonia.
All Hail Panoramix, Savior of Marseille, Slaughterer of kikes and virgin doomfags alike

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>Hazmat template threads
Holy shit I forgot about that pushed meme.

My throat hurts. Like really hurts

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If it follows the pandemic rules first wave is bad, second wave is truly god awful and third wave will be doable and the final one

But we are not out of the first wave yet and won't be for months

Boogaloo when

requesting updated infographics that show coronavirus is just a flu

thanks

tks

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what if I have a long, thin, Jewish nose

When you get millions infected, lots of young are going to die from this.

>being proud that america is testing less

>Is ORF8 an insert?
I question the null hypothesis because of it.
It is the protein which showed up as being absent in the samples from the Singapore study.
There is some evidence to suggest it is responsible for downregulating the E protein, and has influence of glycoprotein metabolic processes.
It is also the location of the codon that determines the B-clade (i.e. S-strain) in the phylogeny.
It becomes increasingly difficult to deny SOMETHING is up with that particular piece of the "code".

bullshit. went to Danbury Hospital in Danbury, CT and there are no lines. parking lots are empty. business slower than usual!

It's SARS, not Influenza

Cases or fatalities? Huuuuuuge difference

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>was here in jan
>couldn't prep
>still can't prep
>muh herd
>muh dgaf people

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Who took all the fucking toilet paper?

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Pics or fake news

Source is even more bullshit

true, it's noticeable.
fuck off Chinese Person

Do I have to come down there and slap the cock out of your mouth?

THANK YOU PANORAMIX

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It's looking more and more like Quebec fags and Torontofag will get rekt. I love this timeline.

>— 3,370 different strains have been sequenced EVERY FUCKING THREAD THIS APPEARS AND EVERY FUCKING THREAD I'M ASKING FORA SOURCE IS THAT TOO GODDAMNED MUCH TO ASK???

try taking the penis outta your mouth

>THANK YOU PANORAMIX

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COUP IN BRAZIL
>COUP IN BRAZIL
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BRAZILIAN MILITARY "INFORMALLY" REMOVES BOLSONARO. HE IS STILL PRESIDENT BUT NO LONGER HAS ANY POWER

lapoliticaonline.com/nota/125637-golpe-blanco-contra-bolsonaro-los-militares-lo-corren-del-gobierno/

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Point it out.

If it’s an n95, make sure the metal dohickey contours to your nose. If breath is getting out, air is getting in.

We win, we're getting anti-body tests.

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here you go memeflag

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>It's looking more and more like Quebec fags and Torontofag will get rekt. I love this timeline.
It means nothing of Chinese People are not filling morgues in Vancouver.

Where did all the Hueflags go?

It's just a SARS bro relax

Depends on the definition of healthy
But yeah, knowing mutts and their diets...

Explain why. It's interesting, but I don't know what it allows us to understand.

BASED

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he seems pretty happy about the state of things

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Depending on what country these spics grew up in a mask would be more socially accepted

dilate

Why have no world leaders died of this shit yet? That would make it a proper happening.

>fuck off Chinese Person
shut up nigger. I'm angry that jannies and mods don't do their job. 95% of all threads are fucking against the rules
>what does Yas Forums think of x
>build for BBC
>porn
>look at my food
I want all redditors and /ptg/faggots to die. ALL OF THEM

What's habbending in your country?

Too late for answering this but for poorfags that are living in 3rd world shitholes, they would get hungry and some people says that "we would not die due to COVID but with hunger since we can't go to work"

>Year of the Rat

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You’re immune, go out and prance free, revel in your superiority.

Yooo are you in NL or are you really frome there nigga?

I dunno, it works for me if I place the nose rests on top of the mask rims, no fogging then.

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Fuck that shit. If I was put on the ground in a hospital, I'd just go the fuck home.

can we reach 65k dead today?

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he's basically soft-impeached for more than a week now, governors are speaking with the VP only,and he's actively trying to fire the Minister of Health that's the only one in his government not shitting the plate completely
rollan for another stabbing

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>'Not a lockdown' lockdown for 1 month soon
This is going to be a long year.
Don't look to sg for how to control it, look for taiwan.

I do for that very reason

You cannot trust that bagless shit to keep the dust in the dust chamber but still keep the air clean that comes out.

It never feels as clean

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All the 1.8 million people dying of diarrhea need it

>— 3,370 different strains have been sequenced —
What does this mean?

nextstrain.org/ncov

wish it was true

so sorry

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Made me look.

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per capita usa is at a higher rate than the netherlands when it comes to testing.

our girl is going places

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So, the military doesn't agree with HERD?

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Virusses mutate all the time, it means 3370 unique strains have been found.

note this does not mean we are fucked as long as mutations are minor.p which they have been up to now.

From which country is the video?

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Wait 2 weeks bro
Unironically

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its okay florida just locked down. california is testing less and has tons of backlog. texas will also be a shit show once ACCELERATEd

Chinese virus shows just how far their government has fallen. embarrassing that some of the globalist dumbasses are still on their knees for them. stand up, shows over

lol good work archieve user

The virus is trillions of different cells at this point. Every time it goes into a new person it changes a little bit and over time you end up with modifications to the RNA code that we call mutations

Most of the time this means literally nothing, but there's potential for the strains to have different potencies

Diabetes
Obesity

Seem to be heavily implicated in severity with Corona

big if true
military can only agree with coups here in latin america, the rest literally doesnt matter

BASED.

like being in the same room as a

NIGGER

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oh i am perfectly aware my country has completely fucked up testing

Btw
Find the uncropped version and check the name on the picture of the park in the background

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Literally nothing

Why did you suck off a nigger?

I’m getting tested in Colorado on Monday, I’ve got it

would anyone hatefuck aoc?

Holocaust ll in Quebec

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it means the secretary of mutations has been working really hard

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>From which country is the video?
From which country is the video?

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Now do NY