AUS/POL/ - DAY OF THE PILLOW IS COOMING EDITION

Gday ya fucken pooftas

>These maps show the impact of the coronavirus lockdown on our cities
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-05/maps-show-how-coronavirus-lockdowns-emptied-our-cities/12121524

>Australian cruise passenger dies as hundreds more await test results, rescue
baka.com.au/national/scramble-to-aid-hundreds-still-trapped-on-cruise-ships-barred-from-ports-20200404-p54h43.html

>Australians in five-star quarantine complain about being 'trapped' inside luxury rooms and as they beg to be let out of their 'prisons' - while dressed in fluffy bathrobes and drinking white wine
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8187101/We-need-fresh-air-Australians-lockdown-five-star-hotels-open-life-trapped-inside.html

>Chilling prospect for proud Sydney and Melbourne home owners: How house prices could fall by 50 per cent as coronavirus brings on a depression - and why PERTH will emerge stronger
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8182563/Sydney-Melbourne-house-prices-tipped-crash-50-cent-coronavirus-sparks-depression.html

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First for FUCK CHINKS!

Just got this cheeky little breakfast delivered, lads.

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@251980456

lose weight you disgusting fat fuck

i got the app today

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What do I say

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Tell him Corona isn't real but you wish it was because this country needs a big fat fucking apocalypse before we can unfuck it.

WAP, ended by a jew who couldve guessed

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>house price could fall by 50%
based.
play the jew game get burnt by the jew

She is the pseudo intellectual type I need to be a little more subtle I think

Tell him that it's abundantly clear that corona only affects East Asians. That's why deaths and sickness reports are so ambiguous here - raw numbers with nothing else to give it context. No real photos or videos. They're trying to conceal the fact that whites are basically immune, and use it as cover for massive government overreach.

Ask for pics of her butthole

Why are you speaking to that idiot for "muh social distancing"

Women consider subtlety a weakness, you need to mentally dominate her. Never argue with a woman.

>SOCIAL DISTANCE
>FLATTEN THE CURVE

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When are you letting us join Australia

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tell her you can't iso because you are a nurse who can barely sleep 3 hours a day

oh i didn't see aus/pol/ should have posted here instead.

The idea is to keep the panic going. Scomo and his pals aren't bright enough for that though. They're just terrified Gen-Xers doing whatever Brendan Murphy tells them.

Who that

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keep the panic going?
It seems like they are intentionally trying to downplay the virus and infection rates to spread it further, they are even telling people not to wear masks.

Get off your high horse and ride this dick instead you self righteous slut.

kek she is going to flip

lads if they won't test me for coronavirus maybe it doesn't exist?

She's fuckin pissed off

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Say you already had it and recovered now your coom has antibodies

Na I will get banned for that

I'm getting a lil sleepy lads. Time for a nap.

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Now drop it on her that she needs to send her butthole.

just a computer glitch goyim

Last nights adventures.

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Report her for being a meanie.

holy shit, nice digits, nigger.

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She's an uppity bitch for a fat cunt

This is what an NPC looks like.

listen bitch, either you let me flatten your curves or you can fuck off

I swear to god if you didnt say you were looking to get onto Rute 69...

Tell her they won't even test people for the virus so clearly it is not considered a big deal.

this prepare for bogan jew butthurt it's already occurring on twitter the boomer screams out in pain as it strikes you

Newfag from reddit detected

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mates burger box?

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New here?
Let us tell you about the Nazis and the Holocaust.

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That chicken must be old as shit by now, maybe nice for bait.

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WHERE'S MY FUCKING 750 SCOMO

Did you know that the Nazis used women as kindling to burn men?
Diabolical i know.

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Fat cunt unmatched me

Did you know that the video of the liberation of Auschwitz was actually shot 3 days after the real liberation?

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Never forget

Brendan Murphy is the chief medical officer. He always appears next to Scomo during the daily press conference. Whenever they mention "medical advice" it's this guy.
If you allow people to wear masks, they can mostly relax and go about their business. Teaching people to use masks, even simple improvised ones, gives the population control and the ability to look after themselves. The government doesn't want that.
If you forbid it, and insist that they MUST cower at home, you keep them in a high state of fear and alert.

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Weird how quiet aus/pol/ gets when ay tone is posted these days.

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I hate that cunt

weird how everyone wants him to step down as chief medical officer.
This is the cunt who let people off of the diamond princess cruise ship including people with confirmed cases of the virus.

Wish I had stuffed up on oestrogen pills to extort desperate tranners

Then again I suppose they don’t have to be real just look the part

>all aboard!

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>so irresponsible
>novel
>social distancing right

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>Trains are out of service while trackwork is being performed, buses replace trains.

Right boys, time for a yarn
>be 10 years old
>family went to yum cha for birthdays
>always at insistence of an uncle
>none of us spoke chinese
>when we ordered, he'd put on some cartoon accent
>"arrr yesh, for sping rowll prease", shit like that
>young me thought this was hilarious
>I laughed and mimicked him like a cockatoo
>not 5 years later, the dickhead married a chinese bird and pumped out another chingchong
>now I'm in my 20s
>last family barbeque we had, he whinged about racism against chinese
funny how cunts change

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April is definitely my second favourite month.
Sapphire skies stretch from end to end across the sky, broken only by the warm glow of a golden sun.
The cool west wind blows gently, bringing clean and fresh air and the promise of winter.
It is a month for sitting outside in the shade of a tree, visiting old friends in the leaves of a book you haven't read in the turning of many moons.

April is a peaceful month, full of delight. It is the refreshing cool drink after a long hot summer. It's that month to take stick of your life and reflect on the year past.
And in it I think of friendships that have passed, of those maintained, though some barely, and dream of the years ahead - playing lives of fantasy that will never be lived, changing this and that as my whim and fancy takes. It's a month to remember sweet times gone, and dream of happy endings that may never be.

Truly April is a blessed month.

>falls by 50%
>still five times the price of its actual value

NEWFAG OR JOURNO DETECTED

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SOCIAL DISTANCING
#FLATTEN LE CURVE

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absolutely based
>she
uhhh user i hate to break it to you but....

#staythefuckhome

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Everybody has the weird uncle who married a chink

MUST OBEY TALKING BOX

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