/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2932 - WEBM EDITIONS

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>And everyone else too

China is responsible for this. Whether they created the virus or not, the CCP’s suppression of doctors attempting to warn the world, combined with the downplaying of the severity of the virus is what had directly caused this pandemic.
Fuck the Chinese government

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They've alread been taken to the showers

Now's the time to work out like crazy at home so they when you go back you wont look like a fag

Faggots

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Tell me about "second wave" of infections. When will it begin? What will it be like? Is there a timeline graph for it?

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HELLO PLEASE I WOULD LIKE A WEBM PLEASE

that chinese woman talking about china saving the wrold like an american movie star

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Get some rest faggots, I want you back in that fucking cage come Monday.

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everyone is already dead

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now's the time to forget about vaginas forever

>communists letting people die for their goals
Gee, i wonder if i've seen it somewhere before...

have you played cataclysm DDA?
also been brushing up on my survival skills. Taking walks and seeing how many plants I can identify on sight even though its super early spring, naming what medicinal values they have if any.

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Christ how can you enjoy something like that

What the fuck is happening?

means you’re save spot and they relocated resources

ughh my brother just died from diarrhea and I'm having the shits too, can I stay at home, sir?

Bill is contemplating dying in his apartment.

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You can't come in unless you're dying or absolutely fucked so less physical cars outside hospitals. Less trauma related cases from car accidents, being run over, etc so less traffic coming in to bring in EMT's and victims. Inside on upper levels are where covid cases are housed in hopes of keeping them away from general pop, but they're converting floors to make room for more.

Final straw was when they "blocked flights" from Italy and S Korea, to prevent spreading the virus... To China. As though China was not still the epicentre of spread.

No one is going there 'cause of Gorona

The Gorona wards are basically sealed off, so you can't see them

Don't know, but we have 8 people sick in a tri-county area yet every business in my area can't open their doors. This will kill just about all small and medium size middle america business. It's frustrating.

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Airpods just blasting Wes' motivational lectures

Was mostly funny when just China then it finally sank in when everything closed and wagies in full panic mode over the prospect of not working any time soon.

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>apartment
bill is 60 and doesn't own property

What is it with normies and NEEDING to be social. Pussy ass niggas.

>Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than >type-O
>archive.is/Zg2H5

Explain CFR% in western nations, particularly mine.
Also explain the mountains of bodies in Ecuador, who's like 85% blood type O.

I hope he does

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 308,124 (8,395) Spain 126,168 (11,947) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 96,092 (1,444) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,639 (3,326) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 20,505 (666) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 13,912 (231) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) Brazil 10,278 (431) South Korea 10,156 (177) Israel 7,851 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Norway 5,550 (62) Australia 5,550 (30) Russia 4,731 (43) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,362 (59) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,465 (172) Philippines 3,094 (144) India 3,082 (86) Japan 2,935 (69) Pakistan 2,818 (41) Luxembourg 2,729 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,179 (29) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Thailand 2,067 (20) Finland 1,882 (25) Peru 1,746 (73) Mexico 1,688 (60) Greece 1,673 (68) Panama 1,673 (41) Serbia 1,624 (44) South Africa 1,585 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +30,963 (+991) Spain +6,969 (+749) Italy +4,805 (+681) Germany +4,933 (+169) France +7,788 (+1,053) Iran +2,560 (+158) United Kingdom +3,735 (+708) Turkey +3,013 (+76) Switzerland +899 (+75) Belgium +1,661 (+140) Netherlands +904 (+164) Canada +1,537 (+23) Austria +257 (+18) Portugal +638 (+20) Brazil +1,084 (+68) South Korea +94 (+3) Israel +423 (+4) Sweden +312 (+15) Norway +180 (+3) Australia +96 (+2) Russia +582 (+9) Ireland +331 (+17) Czech Republic +172 (+6) Chile +424 (+5) Denmark +320 (+22) Poland +244 (+8) Romania +430 (+13) Malaysia +150 (+4) Ecuador +97 (+27) Philippines +76 (+8) Pakistan +132 (+1) Saudi Arabia +140 (+4) Indonesia +106 (+10) Thailand +89 (+1) Finland +267 (+5) Peru +151 (+12) Mexico +178 (+10) Greece +60 (+5) Serbia +148 (+5) United Arab Emirates +241 (+1) Colombia +139 (+7) Algeria +80 (+25) Ukraine +153 (+5) Singapore +75 (+1) Croatia +47 (+4)…

>FULL LISTS
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Also no visitors so less cars. Makes sense when you think about it.

That is the one position, in the first video, caused by brain damage. Corona-chan is attacking their brain stem isn't shit?

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That looks like some racist shit out of an Indiana Jones movie. Why the fuck would you pay to eat that shit, theres gotta be some tastier gutter grease or something in china.

I live in a big city. Shouldn't there be tents and retards standing around? The medical students walking around weren't even wearing masks. It was as if nothing was happening.

Based diarrhea man is based and absolutely diarrheic.

chinks are animals

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>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/04/04/5e88d1f0fdddff29338b463d.html

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Second Wave will hit after everything is "contained and under control."
People will start to go back to their pre-Corona routine, get complacent, and a flare up will happen- probably from immigrants or orthodox kikes

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When the EU get control of this outbreak? The US is doing significantly better than the EU, why is that?

>less people outside
>less accidents
>corona patients don't go through A&E

I called this retard out in late January, and he replied condescendingly. I guess he realizes how out of touch he is that being "stuck" on the global info base is some punishment, as though getting the plague is worth not going inside for good reason.

This
French beans in a soup? They get soft and mushy quite fast

what city
can't be much of a city if it isn't heating up

fuck dude

Does anyone have that pic with Matthew mcconaughey smoking a cig and the meme says “have they stopped eating ass yet?”. Pls and thank you

user, look at it this way. Our governor issued an island-wide lockdown on the 15th, when there were just 5 cases.

We're almost at 500 today. If you don't lock down, it will be worse.

The only competition is a high score nigger

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So
Why won’t she share the projections with us?

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that guy? was meaning to check that podcast with him out haven't gotten around to it yet
have yet to understand why he's a fit meme

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She hasn't been tested apparently
Just has symptons

The difference is actually very small.

Of course you need to buy food. But the rules are pretty radical, you can only leave alone, only with mask and gloves and only for the supermarket or a doc or something and you can't go near anybody. Sure you can still get infected, but the possibility is small. If she got it I am actually suspecting my uncle of having met with his son in secret. He is adhd as fuck and cannot listen to any rules and his son is a NEET but kinda retarded so who knows what he might have done or touched or with whom he might have secretly met.
Most of those I saw were white young women. The typical instagram type of species.

Fuck captchas I just wasted 20 minutes with solving like 200 hundred of them.

Some countries tried to reopen only to see new infections.
You can bet people will get restless and if anyone is foolish enough to allow unrestricted activity another epicenter will pop up somewhere.

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If you're going to compare by nation but do you lump all 50 states together for he US but seperate them for the EU? Is it because you have a desire to be disingenuous?

The media freaked out at 200,000 dead and in reality its going to be much more even with all the measures they are using

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The Europe has us beat atm

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-75%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-80%) Berlin (-76%) Munich (-88%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-80%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-82%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-92%) Washington (-85%) Miami (-66%) Toronto (-81%) Chicago (-83%) Houston (-57%) Mexico City (-70%) Los Angeles (-76%) Seattle (-66%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

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thanks user.
I remember seeing some kind of a graph (maybe of flu?) that showed the 2nd Wave.
If anyone has it, pls share.

Have this as a thanks.

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Because they're fucking dire, man. People would panic and riot. We already know the projections here on /cvg/. 1 million dead Americans by the end of April. 10 million dead Americans about 15 days after that.

covid19.healthdata.org/projections

>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/04/04/5e88d1f0fdddff29338b463d.html
Hell I hate the tories but I'd never wish for this.

Because the predictions are between 5 and 100%. Actual medical professionals outside of China are now saying working with COVID 19 patients is like performing radiological cleanup, a death sentence comprising of slow poison.

repostan with image of coffee this time

1) How much does a ketogenic diet help the immune system? Like more than what, less than what? It seems a real pain in the ass so if it's a ton of effort for only marginal gain then why bother?

2) How much does having a good immune system right now matter in protecting oneself from the virus? If it's novel, does that mean it doesn't matter how good my immune system is because it won't recognize the virus anyway?

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No he's right. I know it's bad in New York City and surrounding areas, you might be in a city that's not contaminated

The EU is collapsing, they're starting to steal masks from other countries and shit. Virtually no cooperation going on outside of throwing money at the problem...again

EU is multiple separate nation states
USA is one single nation state
And it's doing significantly worse than any other nation state

So what the eff is this?

possible hypothesis floating around atm:
1. natural (ye ye bats),
2. synthetic,
2.a escaped as accident,
2b. used as bio weapon[big if true] -> ww3,
3. NWO take over (nano shit? 5G?),
4. miracle Q team savin us from p-dos [cool if true, improbable],
5. aliens.
6. rapture?

Any other hypothesis around?

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scientific note, none of these have been proven true, not even 1.

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>uh...there's a bat in my soup
>yes

No one wants to read all that shit. Make an america only cvg if that's what you want faggot

If you give a number too low everyone panics and freaks out

If you give a number too high everyone think you are overreacting and want to end the things that made it low. The problem is that you can't account for behavior in models like this. The governor of Georgia JUST shutdown this week.

This will mess up their model in the coming weeks for instant and that's just one anomaly in them assuming everyone complies.

Not Bojo's legacy!

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I remember reading like a month ago that the 2nd Wave will begin in November as people try to go back to normal and Winter kicks in.
I bet it will be even deadlier than the 1st wave.

What in the fucking hell is this?
Can date and cause of seizures be verified? More likely to be epilepsy. This is not being experienced in western countries.

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Oregon and New Hampshire need to come through with the +7 Don't fail me

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1083? Where do you get this number of death for France ?
It’s about 450 today

>Fuck captchas I just wasted 20 minutes with solving like 200 hundred of them.
are you using firefox? install the add-on user-agent switcher and set it to firefox 60 esr

Kinda want a light viral load of the S strain just to get out of work, because I know if I get called back into work that I'll be constantly and ruthlessly mocked for wanting to wear a respirator, because I'm the only one who understands this thing beyond "wash ur hands lol"

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So people in shithole countries are just burning the infected in the street.. Is that what I'm seeing here?

SCORE
BOARD

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Hopefully it doesn't cause the SARS birth defects

I wonder if i'll be sent as a teacher to a summer camp this year

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Why are China and Korea numbers on that chart?

>6 new cases in my small shithole town
>people spotted spitting in supermarkets on products and shit

can greeks exterminate us and take their clay back?

anecdote but the two times I did keto I got a rash which was diagnosed as pityarsis rosea, which was explained by the dermatologist as due to a "weakened immune system".

I'm more interested in why dispite being member states of the EU we are comparing individual EU states aginst the whole US. It's inherently disingenuous, hope you guys get it undressed control and see this as the failure of universal health care

>covid19.healthdata.org/projections
>It peaks in 12 days

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>corona chan brought us all 1 month of neethood
ty corona chan!

this happened in wuhan from early /cvg/ threads months ago. there are plenty of videos showing people having these seizures.

He's already got a fuck load of kids

the EU isn't a country dipshit

>EU is a single country
mutt education

This is something I wondered about.
It seems like getting it will be the deadlier the more you were exposed to it. I am non-medic and noob but this sounds weird. Either you get it or not, it shouldn't be amplifying like poison. A lot of healthy docs are dying as if the amount of single viruses that touch you would influence the level of desease you get.

>Actual medical professionals outside of China are now saying working with COVID 19 patients is like performing radiological cleanup, a death sentence comprising of slow poison.
Source? I thought we weren't trusting Chinese data.

>China is responsible for this. Whether they created the virus or not
ok either they are or they are not. they can't be blamed in both cases.
>combined with the downplaying of the severity of the virus is what had directly caused this pandemic.
you just wait for the effects of Trump's early assessments, same thing

ask JPMorgan

The main issue with Corona is IL-6 cytokines.

You want to lower them.

Of course the FUCKING LEAF claims China's numbers are not a faux.

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Yes. And it will be like that in first world countries before long.

Will try. Thank you a lot user, never heard about this.

How do you explain New York then? Or any state in the West where there are 0 recovered individuals. The double negative test is a joke because there is no immunity and the virus can go dormant for long periods of time in order to begin its tasks again.

The EU are is made up of separate nations
muh USA is one shithole nation
But you know this

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Escaped accidental leak of a experimental chinese bio wep that they realized they could exploit to completely destabilize the world. Black swan event.

So to get honest numbers I need an American only thread, this makes sense considering you faggots can't be honest to save your life. Q was right

Retarded Nigger

>disingenuous
Argiebaker and the armchair "experts" in this thread have an agenda, if that wasn't obvious by now
Never seen someone get so butthurt when an user called him out like the baker turbo-virgin fag

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Are billions still possible?

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Makes sense - if you start with a small viral load, your body has more time to mount a defense before it replicates out of control

>medical professionals outside of China
>I thought we weren't trusting Chinese data

we've never been in a situation where a pandemic has occured and has a high death rate like this
there are no models
for all we know them not saying "half a million at least" could be the difference between society holding together or mass chimpouts

user. youtube.com/watch?v=qfL21ZdOGs4
This is footages you might face.

Absolutely. It's going spread around or it's already been spreading around for months and we just didn't know, but I think once we get some test we will know and can get shit rolling again.

With current economics a hard decision is going to have to be made soon. I guess maybe testing will improve or maybe there's a treatment that gets released, but it's starting to look like that maybe a global economic collapse is worse than the virus itself. I'm just under the impression that the damage is already done by the virus and the majority of the population has experienced it. I would like to get tested to see if I had it. I had two different viruses this flu season. One sounded a lot like everything corona was suppose to do to you.

I want it to user. I want everyone here to fucking die choking on their own body fluids while their family beats the shit out of each other in lockdown because they have one pack of ramen left and everyone is coughing.
I want it. Don't you understand
Doing the worst IS winning. Fuck this country. Fuck muttland. You think I like what this country does? You think I like what happens here? I'm still waiting for a clinician at an abortion clinic to come up infected.
I will spit shit and piss on the ashes of this country.

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Something about it being a novel virus so no immunity. Get a small dose and you may be able to develop antibodys and live. Get a massive dose and its too much to handel so death instead.

The virus uses the immune system to attack you, like HIV. Weak or strong doesn't matter much.

But if you care, don't do keto. Eat a balanced diet and get plenty of vitamin C and zinc

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Any update on this?

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nice hypothesis,

id classify that as 2.a + 3.

has a high probability even.. still I wish there was an option 7.

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