You can go back to 1940, June 22 and have a 5
minute conversation with Hitler
What do you tell him?
You can go back to 1940, June 22 and have a 5
minute conversation with Hitler
What do you tell him?
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Some random Serb is going to make a thread about you on a virtual Mongolian basket weaving forum 80 years later, so make sure to finish them off
If you want this to end well, don’t invade Russia.
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Yo the United States is building an atomic weapon in White sands Nevada Japan is going to drag your dick into the dirt and give Rommel more support in the middle East if he captures the oil fields then you can take Moscow with ease and then turn your might on the rest of the Ally's
Stop killing whites
There's going to be a Rick and Morty episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen, don't miss it. Anyways don't invade Russia
Gee I wonder who’s behind this post
dont attack russia. make friends with england.
Ey buddy, yknow in my timeline some yids are gonna say you had a tiny dick with only one testicle, so ya might wanna take a picture of it and prove em wrong. Also, tell the japs not to attack the yanks, and tell em instead to join you in operation Barbarossa. After the ruskies are done with, go destroy the bongs and yanks. And be sure to actually kill those heebs ya got that?
my lazy ass, who else?
Dont force into russia and be patient, they broke enigma go and change the code, americans will have h-bomb soon, protect the southern oilfields, genocide (((them))) for real this time.
Turtle, bro. Turtle. Also, Manhattan Project.
DONT FUCKING INVADE RUSSIA
COLONIZE SOUTH AMERICA
INCREASE UBERMENSCH BREEDING AND COLONIZE ANTARCTICA
FUCK NIGGERS AND JANNIES
Read the book "Hess, Hitler and Churchill" the dude tried, Churchill wasn't having it.
Why are kikes so obsessed wi desu genocide?
You need those fucking V2 rockets and, most importantly, don't do dumb shit with Russia
You just hurt Hitler, Its White Sands NEW MEXICO and they aren't building it there specifically.
>this is how you enrich uran and make it go boom
>have no mercy will the Anglo, unload everything on them
>What do you tell him?
Don’t use heavy water as your neutron moderator, the calculation you’ve used is wrong. Switch to graphite and bomb the fuck out of (((New York)))
>You need those fucking V2 rockets and, most importantly, don't do dumb shit with Russia
Russia was on the cusp of launching an invasion. Barbarossa came at the right time.
Tpbp
You may as well go ahead and kill the Jews, you're getting blamed for it anyway.
They've infiltrated the schools and write the textbooks so anything they say will be believed by a majority, no matter how preposterous.
Also, enigma is not secure.
debunked bs
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>AND COLONIZE ANTARCTICA
Hello do you speak English? No? Ok well Hallo, meine Deutsche ist sehr schlect, aber wo ist der toilete?
Leave the juice alone and history will be kind to you. Kill six millions kikes/dogs/chickens/whatever and the world will forever consider you a mongoloid retard and ignore the important fucking parts of your legacy (the true meaning of life and civilization).
Also, nice stash, can I pet it like a small cat?
Nigger tongue my anus
You gotta get the Japanese to attack Siberia right when Barbarossa pops off, trust me bruder
I’d tell him... you already lost. Just letting you know.
Fpbp
>convince dickhill to go against soviets
>build nothing past the panzer IV
>support rommel to be able to take oil reserves
>steamroll subhuman east
>even if the americans have le nuuuuklear booom youre already in 45% control of planet surface - just do truce
>then steal shit like soviets did and coom on england
WELCOME BYPARTISAN REICH
Based
You can actually kill 6 million Jews and not be thought of any worse than you already are in the future.
They will call you literally yourself.
>dont create the panther
Leave military to your generals so that we can stay Japanese clay
Finally someone who knows history.
That was the British
Hitler, have you ever heard of 'LONGCAT'?
No? See this lmao
Yeah Hitler, I know, it's a long ass cat lol
>Leave military to your generals so that we can stay Japanese clay
Hitler correctly predicted that the allied invasion would land on the Normandy peninsula.
You're pretty & redpilled bro, respect.
Don't launch the Battle of Britain, leave your resources for the Battle of Russia.
Let the Italians fight their own battles, leave all your resources for Russia.
Make whatever promises or threats you need to get Franco to invade Gibraltar.
Moscow is the heart of Russia and it's rails and roads spread supplies to all of Russia, the other cities are of lesser importance.
When the Japs declare war on America then condemn the attacks and tell Americans loudly that you want peace. It might delay America declaring war and it will take some of the wind out of the sails of the Germany First people.
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>nOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE TWO THREADS!!!! THAT'S NOT OKAY!!! I REGULARLY PISS AND SHIT MYSELF AT THE THOUGHT OF THE SAME TOPIC BEING POSTED MORE THAN ONCE
Goering is an idiot. DONT halt @ dunkirk. RETREAT FROM STALINGRAD. Do NOT go ahead w/ Op citadel. Mussolini is retarded. All of your spies are double agents. The allies will land in normandy NOT callias. Also, kill more jews.
sup Hitler hows the wife and kids
Cornoavirus is fake hospitals are empty REEEEEEEEE
funny thing is he will think you are a spy and do the opposite
Please sign my copy of Mein Kampf.
I'd spit in his face, disgusting waste of a human being. He believed that his german race was superior and that all races needed to be culled, he wanted the mass executions of every single non german in the world. Every single one of you except for maybe some of the german posters will be put up against the wall to be shot, fucking retards. You're not part of his masterrace, you're seen as inferior to him, this is why the media and social media shoves you retards out, becuase you celebrate this satan incarnate.
Keep looking into heavy water and its application to nuclear weaponry. It is the next step and if you develop it first you will win, absolutely guaranteed.
not nazi or racist but basically germany would have been less bad for europe than bolshevism and capitalism so ...
(1) don't even bother with the battle of britain
(2) fire goring
warn him.
Some guy dressed in weird clothes nobody's seen before shows up out of nowhere, claims to be from the future while giving advice, then pops out of existence with everybody watching. I'd think Hitler would at the very least look into what they said.
kill off the A*glo you pathetic autistic loser
The enigma is compromised.
stug is life
make Balck a Field Marshall
spain owes you
kill roosevelt
white russians were kinda based
kill the fucking kikes
interceptors are cool
kill churchill too
If anything you'd just tell him about their own nuclear program and all the problems we see with 20/20 hindsight.
Your lack of knowledge of history is embarrassing user
dont invade Russia
Another attempt Agent Boomer? One day you'll convince someone.
Turns him into a pool of paranoia thinks the jews have the ability to become invisible
>believing this meme
If a group called Lehi wants to join the Axis Powers, let them. You can then focus on the ME and invade Russia through the backdoor.
no i know my history, i took history course in uni. I don't take all the uncited information here as truth unlike a lot of the nazi sympathizers here do. your great grandfather died defending your little island, you're a disgrace to your family and your nation.
I mean the dude was retarded enough to attack the Soviet Union, I doubt anything I say would change his mind.
>1940
>war already underway
"lol dude you're fucked"
>don’t attempt to realize the Ostsiedlung, just wait for Stalin to invade you.
don't invade USSR
focus on crushing the UK before the US fully enters
This. That's an absolute brainlet tier assessment of Hitler's decision to invade the USSR, parroted by one pseudo-intellectual from another to feign historical literacy.
Fucking retard. What is Yas Forums‘s logo? It’s a fucking swastika. Oh no the one person we created an authoritarian workers state based on defeating Judaism, Marxism and degeneracy? Hmm I wonder why people talk about him. Utter braindead retard.