PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WASH YOUR HANDS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Give People Hope 3/31/20
youtu.be/IW3bJvZANBc
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/4/20
c-span.org/video/?470970-1/
youtu.be/O8f-QjnmXXQ
>American Heroes ONLINE! 4/4/20
youtu.be/Nar325J_iwM
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/4/20
youtu.be/4Zj_IjiBZpc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Jerry Falwell (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/bxiIPJfW_ks
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Candace Owens (Lara) 4/4/20
youtu.be/GGC0T5mmioY
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/beYUQWd8-2Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>Lara Trump on DailyCaller 4/3/20
youtu.be/15xNA0W1Cb0
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on America 1st w/Gorka 4/3/20
youtu.be/GHeChx-KQxQ
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 4/3/20
youtu.be/ayxViCzZy9k
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/iWs7nfWUdWc
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/3/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146955167001/
>LabSec Scalia on Bloomberg 4/3/20
youtu.be/pyov2NO7NTU
>SG Adams on Hannity 4/3/20
youtu.be/gliGGrKtnJQ

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MAGA

MAGA

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DOUBLE MAGA!

MAGA

ventillators means sure death with a 10-15% success rate

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Reminder : shills arent just on Yas Forums or in /ptg/.

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Based?

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MEGA MAGA

>falls for Jewish PsyOp
>is coping about falling for Jewish PsyOp
>accuses others of coping
Okay.
>also Hillary is already in jail and Merkel is Hitler's secret granddaughter

It's funny, people used to think the EMA-BRA parallel was:
>Eren = Reiner, Mikasa = Annie, and Armin = Bertholdt
But it turns out:
>Eren = Annie, Mikasa = Bertholdt, and Armin = Reiner
Isayama even low-key told us awhile ago, pic related.

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MAGA

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FINALLY, AFTER LONG LAST, ON APRIL 4TH, 2020, BLIMPF HAS CONFIRMED THAT IF YOU HAVE CORONACHAN AND NEED A VENTILATOR, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH KILL

ABOUT FUCKING TIME FOR THAT BLACKPILL...ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUCKING VENTILATORS

youtu.be/NAh4uS4f78o

What was your reaction to this?

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In short, if you need a machine in order to keep breathing, you're almost certainly fucked.

serena is trash and unMAGA as hell

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Reported

where is Q

MAGA

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twitter.com/aravosis/status/1246270041416503296

Can't believe Dumpf is causing a genocide.

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MIGGGERS

Did Trump leave to take a shit again? Is this now a Pence rally?

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THE FAILED ROLLOUT OF THE EIDL AND PPP LOANS PROGRAMS BY THE SBA.

twitter.com/SBAgov/status/1246176326932889608

^ Read 'em and weep, legislation said 3 days now there is a rumor they will be contacting folks on Monday. Not even sure of that.

Chances are this was a Democrat landmine they put into the bill knowing it would be impossible to process millions of applications in 3 days, but still.

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one of the only disney girls who turned out fine?

The real question is where is J

>What was your reaction to this?
You're a nigger.

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Trump has had it with this cunt

Serena is pure MAGA. Lusamine was literally Shillary.

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MAGA. Journalists and chinks evolved from niggers trust me on this.

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sounds good

>oh shit, they figured us out!

you the dick who was spaming it last night?

Ventilators are not magic machines and if you genuinely need one you are probably in a coma or are going to die. There is no evidence that tens of thousands or millions are needed... for anything. I hate this meme.

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USSR did nothing wrong.
China will face every thing against them, remember, China killed the USSR since they were ahead of them.

I voted for trump specifically because I wanted him to commit genocide

>this is typical of you in particular

why are lusamine and lillie both nihilegos?

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buh bye

Melissa joan hart did too
she was an ABC kid

Trump talking about this right now

>THE BANKS
::gag gag gag glug glug glug::

BASED

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oh shit link?

i want to wear hilary duffs ass as a mask to protect me from the chinese coronavirus

You might want to outsource your meme creation. That is atrocious.

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Tool of last resort.

>millennial a--holes
They mean niggers

Reported for being a nigger and loving penis

its presser you dope. its been 3 days.

WHERE MY HILDAWGS AT??

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"Same answer...that we've given you...for that last...month."

Do they not realize they're plotting treason against the country in plain sight.

as long as you cunts don`t start taking our shit i don`t see a problem.

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Damnit, I think I missed it.

Trump vs. The Press

Keep coping, brainlet-kun, only ~57 months to go until Trump leaves office.
>you're never gonna make it

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>Genocider
>Pirate
>Tyrant
>President

> The ventilator survival rate, rough truths man.
> Ventilators are for people who cannot breathe on their own.
The thing people miss is that a ventilator is a fig leaf, something to tell people the government did everything they could for their loved ones by keeping them with a tube jammed deep down into their throats down to their lungs pretty much manually inflating and deflating it for 20 days.

Btw, average time on a ventilator for regular use is 3 days, mostly to give people a chance to say their goodbyes. For Coronachan?
> hog a ventilator for 20 days to show people government is doing everything they can by creating a shortage and flooding hospitals

It completely takes the dignity out of death. Whatever happened to “taking their last breath”?

Everything is always another genocide with these people.
They never stop and think how ridiculous they sound.

That feeling when you ship your character with Lillie, Lusamine, and Wickie. You have to go beyond a simple love triangle.

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POO

>USSR did nothing wrong.

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you are so mad lol are you a janny or something?

This. Shills think using the presidents own retarded words against themselves work on migatard cult members. They’re just dumb.

>Used to pull this shit on my ex because it made me diamonds when she got "offended".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At least it's an excuse to keep your factories running.

didn't trump announce mass production of cloroquine?
he's basically killing the economy

Please mommy Birx don’t put me on a ventilator just give me HCQ and Z-Pack

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Brief summary
>Masks work
>Medicines can be used to treat more than one disease. (Hence using anti-malarials for SARS-like viruses
>Anti-bacterial meds are useful even for viruses to treat pneumonia and other lung infections. It's a myth that antibiotics should never be used for a virus.
>Ventilators are a death sentence for the old or seriously ill, seriously pray you don't get put on one
>Stay the fuck away from hospitals unless you're literally dying.

Somebody fucked a frog.

RH- is not from this planet

>Chink cope

Unironically a fetish. Lusamine canonically has a Nihilego fetish, and dressed up her daughter accordingly.

>I think we had enough
>re: I'm sick to death of you kikes, now get the fuck out of my house.

>believing anything he reads on Yas Forums
NOT GONNA MAKE IT

would the olympics allow that foot?

Get a Do Not Intubate (DNI) order. It's better to go quickly than to spend weeks in a coma having some machine breath for you.
See

>weak attempt at passive-aggressive irony
lol

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whatever you say, poo.

When did Froppy have a kid?

Tomorrow's headline:
Trump starts talking about breasts!

i hope they're just pushing this peak idea so that trump can say he saved 100000 lives.

>It completely takes the dignity out of death. Whatever happened to “taking their last breath”?
New York is leaving that too the stroke and seizure victims.

Don't forget that Barron is in his bedroom and he's happy, but would be happier if it weren't for coronachan so he could go outside and play soccer

yikes you just keep that up

>30,500 new infected
>900 new deaths

don't know why Pokémon in alola were closely modelled after characters in there, there's a very close resemblens
>chicken-chan still #1

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they dont discriminate against "genetic advantages"
t. actual argument for allowing men in womens events without a shred of irony

>Chinese made ventilators
Your life is depending on it.

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>she pumps you full of estrogen
"Oops."

Very impressive. What’s it been recently? I heard many of the news were going to stop showing it.

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that seems really edgy for a nick show.

didn't he mention a plan to mass produce cloroquine and ventilators?
this is the key for salvation. if he doesn't do this we are fucked

you are sperging out like crazy my dude, get a grip or get some water lol

>RIGHTWINGERS ARE CONSPIRACYTARDS
>ALSO, DRUMPF IS HOARDING MEDICAL SUPPLIES IN A SECRET PLAN TO GENOCIDE BLUE STATES

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they do that a lot actually like the blue haired guy and lucario or N and zoroark

>Trump starts talking about breasts!

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There are lots of circumstances where a ventilator is used where the patient will survive, anesthesia during surgery being one of them. Muh corona really isn't one of them.
Scenarios that will NEVER happen:

>Go to doctor
>Hey I have flu-like symptoms with shortness of breath
>OKAY BRO LETS GET YOU ON A VENTILATOR
It's pathetic desu.

I don’t think it’s a weak attempt at all. When you delude ourself into it print your Dear Leader’s own fucking words then you’re part of a cult.

Good luck I’ve reported you over 50 times ITT, what now dumb nigger?

so lets recpa:

>take hydroxycut
>stay inside
>but not too long, dont wanna crash economy
>next week is going to suck
>week after that will suck to
>lots of death
>dont ask for a ventilator
>fuck cnn
>we'll see you soon

did i miss anything?

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>muh miracle malaria drug

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Ultra Beasts are the counterparts to those characters in their respective dimensions.

can I blowtorch this alive or is that too chinese of me?

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You can make it at home Mexibro, do you by any chance has Chlorine lying around? That and some ammonia and you will never have to worry about Coronachan anymore, and also may get some rad homemade crystals as a byproduct

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>6,000,000 of today's deaths were New York jews
THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL.

How is that working out for you?

Another disgraceful performance by the so-called president of the united states

Kek!

She has a pussy

I enjoy that he is starting to call out more 'typical for you' but even more powerful, 'you ask this same question every time'

rookie numbers

you missed the little interlude on Biden

She wants a femboy to use as her toy. Locking you up in chastity.

How did that even make it onto television, let alone Nickelodeon? I haven't watched TV in a few years, but I can't imagine things have degenerated that far.

Better than you could ever imagine, also reported
Reported

lurk moar fag

It's going to be okay, Mahmoud. I promise.

why do they have a problem with all these "teams"? Don't they know you can just put them in a cave and have them drown in a torrent of zubats?

They have to get these shit shows approved by committees
KEK fucking 'meme team' faggots

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>New York ordered 17,000 ventilators
What the fuck.

Did he suck himself off about the low nigger unemployment?

I think they'll set another new record today

He also amitted if he was infected he would take it, don't think I can trust him on anything.

Oh well that's good sweaty I'm happy for you.

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>>weak attempt at passive-aggressive irony
and she doesn't even have a latenight comedy central show

Imagine being unable to hear.

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kek

Nope.

You're attacking the meme aesthetic while trying to say that the increase in viewership of the president of the United States during an unprecedented health crisis is somehow a positive for him. You're just grasping at this point.

I am still not reading the gay pastebin of the /cvg/ on this board.

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>I haven't watched TV in a few years
LOLLLLLLLL
the things that are being shown are worse than that kek

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Just infect them with Woobat Flu.

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This will kill coronavirus, but the product is solid crystals, which is useless for killing the virus.

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See

Trump says the rollout of the SBA covid relief program has been flawless, yet there are mountains of reports of businesses not receiving their money yet.

So, is the president misinformed?

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so he did mention cloroquine after all?

They are probably highschool students. Or unemployed 45 year olds collecting benefits

>google ads are starting to target me for bat removal
help
(also I have ublock off on this 1 site, bite me)

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>You're just grasping at this point.

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Wtf? They show this on Nick@nite?

i dont think he is trying at all

> reading any pastebin
> reading OP
> reading the thread edition
> reading

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Projections

The application process just went live yesterday.

At this point he’s not misinformed, he’s retarded.

Something is wrong with that bat

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he literally said "doctors"

hows mexicos stockpile of that stuff?

I was talking about the shitty looking image, retard.

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These "people" are literally insects.

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>Dale
where's my Scott Adams meme folder

>we have 15 cases right now
>it will be 250,000 by easter

TOP DEFINITION
chimpout
When a bunch of niggers go ape shit in a public place.
Hey Jesse, did you see all them niggers at Popeye's fighting over them chicken sammiches?!

Yeah, that was a category 5 chimpout! Those apes need to be in a zoo

>Mostly this whole thread is shills replying to each other

THE FAILED ROLLOUT OF THE EIDL AND PPP LOANS PROGRAMS BY THE SBA.

twitter.com/SBAgov/status/1246176326932889608
twitter.com/SBAJovita/status/1246511047835598848

^ Read 'em and weep, legislation said 3 days now there is a rumor they will be contacting folks on Monday. Not even sure of that. At least part of the program is not going to schedule.

Funny, I applied on Monday with the new form, and on Sunday with the old form. (EIDL grant, that is, not PPP)

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but on kids' shows?


>awoo bat
Someone add the hat and ears.

it has autism, very sad.

And yet he's still objectively the best president in at least half a century by a country mile. Funny, that.

Funny, I can get banned from Yas Forums for posting it but they can show this on TV.

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Any other thread is fine than doom and gloom central.

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everyone applied at the same time so yeah it's fucked

These people are incredibly stupid. You need a doctor to prescribe it to you. Doctor isn’t likely to give you the drug unless you are pretty sick.

>trump crime family
How are these people so dumb? lol

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Which is why that cunt reporter was acting as a surrogate for Joe Biden, literally reading his tweet during the meeting.
These are now the biggest media events of the day by far and they are drowning out everything else.
Trump played it right by being dismissive and saying that Biden didn't even write the tweet.

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>hasn't been proven safe
They literally think the (((FDA))) is the only body in all the world.