/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2930 - WEBM EDITIONS

► Detected: 1,193,776 (+77,135) ► Died: 64,384 (+5,214) ► Day: 86 (-04:46:17)

— 4.3 billion people put under lockdown —
— 207 countries and territories infected —
— 3.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,365 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Asian countries might face second wave as cases rise
archive.is/nIGn6

China begins to reopen its wet markets
archive.is/KFeDm

Ecuador is dumping, burning bodies in the streets
archive.is/mwg1D

Hong Kong enacts shutdowns as second wave hits
archive.is/K8cYr

Town in China in lockdown again due to second wave of cases
archive.is/oj0vG

New strain hitting Ecuador closely related to original from China
archive.is/bTFUH

US unemployment claims doubled to record 6 million past week
archive.is/TO9Sh

>RESEARCH
Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
archive.is/FDXiM

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

14 year old in Portugal dies without previous conditions
archive.is/WwiWc

Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
archive.is/OYnJ0

>REMINDER
Coronavirus is now 3rd most common cause of death in the US
archive.is/vUFzb

Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
archive.is/H9qRE

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:05: 168 new cases and 3 new deaths in the Czech Republic
20:59: 126 new cases and 3 new deaths in Texas
20:51: 361 new cases and 33 new deaths in Connecticut
20:45: 1,334 new cases and 24 new deaths in Massachusetts
20:29: 211 new cases and 4 new deaths in California
20:15: 1,062 new cases and 66 new deaths in Brazil

>SOURCES
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cdc.gov/flu/weekly/weeklyarchives2019-2020/data/NCHSData13.csv
covid19.healthdata.org/projections
dailymotion.com/video/x213skt
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19828702
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Godspeed Corona chan!

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>TRUMP: "There's going to be a lot of death"

>((((((They))))) fucking mean it.

>there’s going to be a lot of death
He took the doom pill

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How do I get this shit so I can get a few weeks off work? Do I just go to a high populated area and start touching everything and wiping my eye and face with my hand? I want that free 2 week paid vacation.

>EVERYONE HAS ALREADY HAD THE VIRUS AND IS IMMUNE. TESTING WILL REVEAL THIS!

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threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless losers that should kill themselves because nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh

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Every normie I know is convinced this will only last a few more weeks at most.
>user the hospitals aren't even that packed, you were right about everything since January but look the hospitals aren't packed
Fools are in denial stage hard right now.

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I want Corona-chan to inject her RNA in my cells
No homo.

Is there any diy PPE that's grounded in... any evidence?
If I see one more whore's sewing project I will flip.

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Gentlemen, when are we getting rid of China? Fucking filthy chinks are the source of most pandemics, we'd be doing the earth a favour.

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Do not respond to retards like him @251957663

this is it bros
this is the end

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follow up threadly reminder that not a single fucking person will present any information to counter the death rate being .1% for anyone under 30 and .2% for anyone under 45.

they might respond to this and call me retarded but not a single fucking cvg idiot retard will present any information to counter this because they can’t

IVE BEEN PREPPED AND COMFY FOR MONTHS BUT MY RETARDED DAD HAD TO SNEAK TO COSTCO TODAY BECAUSE OH MUH EGGS AND MILK FUCKING RETARD

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How bad will the deaths be you guys think? Really wish only a small handful of people survive this we need an overpopulation solution and this is it

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Japan needs to survive so they can
1. make more anime
2. start Nanking 2

boomers are retarded

CAN WE PVP YET?! IM SO BORED WAITING FOR THE COLLAPSE.

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Just buy an n95 retard

Depends on where you are, I'm in NJ and 95% positive we're heading for the worst somewhere in the next 10 days, and then it will start trending down and getting back to normal by the end of the month. Other states are just getting started though.

heres a plot i made real quick with an actual trend line fit since no one else fucking does it for some reason

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can anyone counter this proposed death rate? all information points towards this being the death rate. can anyone counter this ?

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

NIGGERS

COUNTER IT PRESENT ANYTHING

NIGGERS

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bill is mad he can't go to the beach

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 306,768 (8,347) Spain 124,870 (11,818) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 95,614 (1,427) France 89,953 (7,560) China 81,639 (3,326) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 23,934 (501) Switzerland 20,505 (666) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 13,912 (231) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) Brazil 10,278 (431) South Korea 10,156 (177) Israel 7,851 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Norway 5,550 (62) Australia 5,550 (30) Russia 4,731 (43) Ireland 4,604 (137) Czech Republic 4,362 (59) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,465 (172) Philippines 3,094 (144) India 3,082 (86) Japan 2,935 (69) Pakistan 2,818 (41) Luxembourg 2,729 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,179 (29) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Thailand 2,067 (20) Finland 1,882 (25) Peru 1,746 (73) Mexico 1,688 (60) Greece 1,673 (68) Panama 1,673 (41) Serbia 1,624 (44) South Africa 1,585 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +29,607 (+943) Spain +5,671 (+620) Italy +4,805 (+681) Germany +4,455 (+152) France +7,788 (+1,053) China +19 (+4) Iran +2,560 (+158) United Kingdom +3,735 (+708) Turkey +3,013 (+76) Switzerland +899 (+75) Belgium +1,661 (+140) Netherlands +904 (+164) Canada +1,537 (+23) Austria +257 (+18) Portugal +638 (+20) Brazil +1,084 (+68) South Korea +94 (+3) Israel +423 (+4) Sweden +312 (+15) Norway +180 (+3) Australia +96 (+2) Russia +582 (+9) Ireland +331 (+17) Czech Republic +172 (+6) Chile +424 (+5) Denmark +320 (+22) Poland +244 (+8) Romania +430 (+13) Malaysia +150 (+4) Ecuador +97 (+27) Philippines +76 (+8) Pakistan +132 (+1) Saudi Arabia +140 (+4) Indonesia +106 (+10) Thailand +89 (+1) Finland +267 (+5) Peru +151 (+12) Mexico +178 (+10) Greece +60 (+5) Serbia +148 (+5) United Arab Emirates +241 (+1) Colombia +139 (+7) Algeria +80 (+25) Ukraine +153 (+5) Singapore +75 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>up to 70% of death cases are male
Is this virus some feminazi creation?

2, 1 in that order

Honestly, as long as niggers still exist, they're the main problem. I'm fine with China until the niggers are dealt with.

seriously can any of you stupid NIGGERS counter the death rate in this post ? or are you all just flailing fucking autist retards.

can anyone counter that death rate or no?

Parents also think it will just blow over after April, in the mean time keep shopping in crowds thinking it can't happen to them.

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Brazil and India are about to blow the fuck up, gentlemen...

N95 does 95, N100 does 100

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Why do the shills have to be so salty?

Just start coofing and get laid off. Dry coofs.

Shut up Bill

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>Fools are in denial stage hard right now.
yeah just look at this retard
it's getting sad watching these teary eyed faggots clinging onto their old comfy lives

So they can use our women later on.

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wait i keep seeing this post (kek i’m posting it faggots) can anyone debunk or counter the death rate presented in this post ?

hey look , the chink shills learned a new word , good for you chink trolls , its always nice to see you get fresh material

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>Spain 124,870 (11,818) Italy 124,632 (15,362)
HA SPAIN WINS AGAIN ITALY

Just when I thought the basedjaks were all on ventilators.

>big knees
That can't be real, lemme look it up
>oh no...

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fucking counter it you stupid fucking nigger if present a counter argument you fucking nigger please for the love of
god are you even a. real person fuck you .

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Can someone redpill me about the corona shills? What are they trying to archieve?

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A 3D printer and some HEPA filters will probably get you further than most. You're coming to the wrong place if you want specifics since most of us prepped months ago.

N/P100 is rated at 99.9%, if I remember correctly.

How would kneepits guy look like?

Not soon enough...exciting times ahead as anger foments for China ruining the world.

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Boomer parents and sister did the same but with chocolate and chips.

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>India 3,082 (86)
More threads than deaths in India!

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I remember retards like that even in Wuhan

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Effect after 3 hours is interesting.

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Are you sure that .webm related is Italy? The uniforms are pretty similiar to São Paulo's police

This is Brasil. São Paulo police doing it's day job.

ROFL

72.5% of jews are doctors. No wonder they have been working on this.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-97%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-66%) Berlin (-80%) Munich (-88%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-76%) Barcelona (-100%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (-80%) Sao Paulo (-82%) Buenos Aires (-83%) New York (-94%) Washington (-82%) Miami (-64%) Toronto (-85%) Chicago (-88%) Houston (-56%) Mexico City (-75%) Los Angeles (-77%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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i knew we won since the fucking minute the fallas were cancelled

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>god are you even a. real person fuck you .
Are you?

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can you redpill me on the death rate being .1% for anyone under 30 and .2% for anyone under 45 based on all available information and not a single fucking retarded nigger on cvg responding to counter this information?

can someone redpill me on that ?

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Sick id dude xD

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>PVP
lost

Most of the Niggers in Africa will just die if we stop giving them stuff, for the ones in America, well we just have to get creative.

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this

i hate doomers coomers retards perverts and narcissists

i'm tired of this fucking virus

There's one guy that posts daily. Here's mine. Trying to find a way to get accurate projections.

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kys Chang

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>7th graders connect to the e-learning site for their physics classes
>get porn instead
our teachers are a miracle of incompetence

>Detected: 1,193,360
And yet not a single Yas Forumslack infected. Really makes you think.
>I have it
Post proof of diagnosis or you eat a bowl of dicks.
>If you have it you're gonna be too sick to post about it
Tom Hanks supposedly has it and he's been shitposting just fine.

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>Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
>archive.is/OYnJ0
>22-44yo
>Young adults
That's a really wide range you know.

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FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

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Dish towel seems pretty good, and it'd be worth wearing it over a P2/N95; they fold up just like a bandana. It'll be harder to breathe, though.

Projections are at around 250k dead for America.
5 times the flu deaths last year.
5 times a negligible number.

he's conveniently leaving out the part where US had 800 cases at the time where this data is from

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5 threads in and not a single counter to the death rate in this post. cvg is fucking dead. stupid niggers! death rate is abysmal for anyone under 70.

improve the deathrate by killing yourself cvg faggots

NICE!Saved!
Have one of my OCs in return:

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PREDICTION:
>it is still just a flu
>but one that spreads like crazy
>most of the world is already infect, its a 2 week incubation period goym,
>if you region started having serious cases they already been spreading for the past two weeks
>italy ded because of massive ancient age of pizzafags
>france ded because literally everyone smoks
>US ded because of massive landwhale diet
>china massively ded, because of over population and massive polution that could give even an young athlete emphysema
>of course no one knows real numbers because the WHO and media sucks so much on CCP donger
>india ded because of overpopulation and massive poo in the loo
>other european places on risk watch because winter and closed doors are not ideal for breathing issues
>at least still 2 weeks quarantine until numbers start to settle and people getting over histery
did I cover it all?

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Considering how the orthodox guys in Israel are currently behaving they will be one of the first deserted nations out there.

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You forgot the jannies

Thank your women!

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Yeah but did you know he is number one on facebook...

don't ruin our fear porn erections

Are you lonely user?
Desperate for attention?
Have this
Hope it helps
xx

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present any information that suggests a higher death rate for anyone under 45 you dumb nigger do it please

WHY WONT YOU DO IT WHY CANT YOU PROVE ME WRONG KIKE

Umh, are you guys listening what Trump is saying? Pretty scary tbg.

I was wrong to give you shit for your retarded begging for others to do your thinking, its way funnier watching you continue to sperg this hard instead.

i have presented my argument multiple times. you are not here to consider arguments. you are here to screech because your life is crumbling and you refuse to accept it.

There are about 112 million adults under 45 in the US. If half get infected how much is 0.2% 56 million?

I just tooted how fucked am I pol?

Lovecraftian horror level.

absolute meme tier graph
surgical masks are nowhere near as effective.

The problem isn't that you're wrong, it's that the statistic you're pushing is irrelevant. Older people are the main risk group, and death isn't the only possible outcome of the virus - there are plenty of people of all ages who will have lifelong respiratory issues because of this, and we still don't know if there are any other long term effects.

251958848
>no one is responding to my shilling
Must be hard to be a shill these days.

i assume dishtowel would be better if its damp?

Imagine walking around with a vacuum cleaner bag.

> tfw barely mild Happening in Australia but still gotta deal with quarantine shit

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>tfw mommy sneaked out to buy a single (1) (one) unit of a pack of cigarettes
I have hid the keys after this.

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guess this is the weakness of having so many autistic spergs on the board. it works out great when they are focused on kikes and minorities.
but when they get taken advantage of and manipulated by a psyop like the virus, there is no containing the retardation.
thing the standard autistic sperg on Yas Forums is normally very skeptical and cautious when buying into things. however this one seems to have been a weak spot for them and taken hold of them without the typical autistic analysis and criticism. unfortunate for us because now we have a useless board since our autists have been manipulated.
our autists have been manipulated and are now being used against us. must be something about their personality and psychology that made them especially vulnerable to a pandemic apocalyptic scenario. well played kikes.

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>6 samefags to own post
Lel

I really wonder how will the first European countries handle to keep the new cases down once they survive the first wave.

We are not capable of erasing the disease completely without vaccine or some miracle. So far only South Korea, Taiwan and maybe China manage to kinda "dance" around the low numbers and not letting the disease to skyrocket again.

But can you imagine the same in eg. Italy or Spain? After two months of lockdown or maybe more, when the lockdown measures will be ready to be kinda retreated, those southerners will immediately start fiesting again which means back to lockdown again in one week. This is unmanagable.

That's from actual testing, though. They used a literal vacuum blowing shit through them.

Nice pic jew.

It's a nothing burger flu.

Please coronachan keep killing dirty old pervs.

>Fuck janitor applicants.
Seriously based. Why would anyone want to police a board on an Semi-Professional Kolombian Knitting Klub
FOR
FREE?

thank you for actually posting something relevant.

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Okay I am no longer personally enjoying the happenings, when is this going to be over?

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>Surgical masks
>Does anything
>Smart Air is a social enterprise based in China, India, Mongolia and the Philippines

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counter the presented death rate stupid nigger no available info suggests otherwise

it's time for the US Military to do their own rape of Nanking.

word

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When Ze Jewz say it is.

youtu.be/4aNCD78i6Eo

present any information that counters the death rate in that post dumb nigger

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did not expect any based posts coming from my country.

why man, just why?

Britbro, have some self respect. I hope it was for something important, like you had a knife to your throat...

what anime is pic related?

>best healthcare and disaster experts in the world
top kek

9/10 of them just go around deleting loli images for a month to show off their faggotry before they get bored and get kicked for being idle.

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They can still get groceries as long as they're wearing gloves and a mask. It's not a problem as long as they do that and stay at least 6 feet away from people.

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What did he say?

next time change the locks when she's out.

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Yes yes if your 3ed world shit hole gets it bad you'll be cleaning up the dead bodies for years.

Only better than africa.

>Fuck janitors.
>Fuck janitor applicants.
hahahahahahaha I never even thought of how people need to APPLY to be jannies here

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You cannot simply create death statistics after first week of fuckup of pandemics when it comes to disease where the critical cases take up to 6 weeks of treatment.
The death rates will be higher at the end of the day. Not dramatically but definitely higher.

not a single response to the data presented here. not a single post suggesting the death rate is higher than posted here.

death rate is abysmal for anyone under 70. you are all dumb niggers.

please show any evidence suggesting death rate is above .2% for anyone under 45

They are pretty effective.
They are not effective if you use them in high risk area like a whole wing of infectious patients.
Also with any mask, even a dumb scarf main infectious vector is the unprotected eyes, not the breathing.

US another 1k Dead Today EEEEEASY mode

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Time for the herd

Ok. Just wait till all the boomer leaders will start dropping as fast as their nukes.

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i just did and you are still just screeching. go drink some warm milk to calm down retard.

>9/10 of them just go around deleting loli images for a month
And I thought my life was boring. Do we have the numbers for jannie suicides?

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I don't think the US is hitting 100K deaths. This University of Washington model I've seen getting spread around has us at 94K and even that seems a bit high with all the measures that have been taking. I wouldn't be surprised if we come in at around 50K when all is said and done.
covid19.healthdata.org/
Forget about looking at "death rate" or "confirmed cases", those metrics are totally useless without widespread testing. Just look at the actual number of deaths.

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OHH NOOOOOOOO A FEW PEOPLE DIED IN NEW YORK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Idiots. Biggest hoax of the century.

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Guys the USA numbers are fake. I repeat the USA numbers are inflated.

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Sometime 2022 probably.

Do you want the troops to bring more diseases home? Just kill and burn them them like the filth they are.

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fucked up

depends on how the disease will hold up to warm weather. If it is even mildly weakened by the weather we are still fucked. Another point is anti bodies and immunity. It's looking grim but mortality is not as bad as we thought, it appears to be around .5-3% depending on the healthcare and demographics.

2 million cases by April 12th, almost half might be burgers!
Durarara

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They interviewed one a while back.

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we have four months of data available. cdc sent people into china in january. also the death rate is always lower than reported due to unreported recoveries which are very large. so it’s way lower than .2% and basically .05 or lower for anyone under 30

i took the flu and pneumonia weekly data from CDC, then layered on covid19 projections.

CDC pneumonia and flu data: cdc.gov/flu/weekly/weeklyarchives2019-2020/data/NCHSData13.csv

covid19 projections: covid19.healthdata.org/projections

numbers are only for the US. X axis is week #

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wow you guys still at it?

corona virus is way less dangerous than the flu

its a big nothingburger that the media like to cry about

>the standard autistic sperg on Yas Forums is normally very skeptical and cautious when buying into things. however this one seems to have been a weak spot for them

Because many people here have been expecting THE happening to happen for years. They will accept this as nothing less than a world-ending virus.

Dude dont even bother.

I think every day its the same spastic retard with a burger flag.

I dont think he can get his meds

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You realise this graphic disproves your earlier one?
If I was you I'd stop making bold assertions in a rapidly changing situation
Oh wait, you can't you're being paid for shilling

The boomer is holding a rifle with no scope or iron sights. How is he supossed to hit anything?

who cares post cute and funnies

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You mean kikes are dying in NY, which is a (((bad))) thing

Stop cpoing and kill yourself 5foot8incel

>dude trust me

wow dude, source some random on twitter, not even a blue check mark. Must be big brain hours.

you're cute when you think you're actually critically thinking. pretty hilarious stuff.

So not even 1% of the population is infected so far and we are already having issues?...what's stopping this from infecting 30,40,50% of the population, why do people think it'll stop any time soon? And if we are already struggling with 1%, how will we handle even 10%. I guess it'll come in waves, not everyone will be infected at once, but still I don't see how this won't be a way bigger disaster than it already is.

considering they're obese and diabetic they're not going to survive this

You could have thought of this, among many other things yourself instead of shitting up these threads you absolute fucking retard.

ThisThisArgiebro, those are streets of Sao Paulo.
And this is the average policial provedure when meet a criminal [not suspect].
Italy Carabinieri's uniform are Black and not Dark Gray like SP military police[wich in european context are a Gendarmery]

Can you Argentinian motherfucker stop posting a video that it's not from Italy
Only a retard wouldn't understand that that video is not from Italy

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i mean it spreads in SA and south america during their summer I don’t think weather helps that much wind is probably better

Well, if a random tweet screenshot from nobody without any legitimate source says so, then I'm convinced.

Stop trying to convert me!

The same you shoot with iron sights at night.

Go do some army service.

Like you

I wish my 14yo gf was this cute

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What a fucking asshole, he could have permanent brain damage from that.

He's a natural. Can hit a kike 1km away blindfolded based on smell alone.

Probably a bunch of pedos looking for an excuse to look at Cheese pizza all day.
>No officer, you see I am monitoring the REMOVAL of CP
>P-p-please officer, I'm just making the internet a better place..

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kek... here's a (you)

Is Trump really going to end the lockdown prematurely?

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present any information that suggests the death rate is over .2% for anyone under 45. after factoring in unreported recovery it’s vastly lower. you can’t and won’t present anything.

yeah there might be half a percent discrepancy between a post but that’s all brought down once you factor in unreported recoveries. either way the death rate is tragically lower than you stupid retards care to accept

This is the correct solution. Jannies kill themselves from the futility of trying to stop cute and funny posting. And that makes the world a better place.

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Can you ask her to shit in your mouth?

It's believable though. Lots of medical fraud goes on in the US.

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>078▶
>► Detected: 1,193,776 (+77,135) ► Died: 64,384 (+5,214) ► Day: 86 (-04:46:17)
dailymotion.com/video/x213skt
When will your time come

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I don't think anybody would notice any difference.

STOP USING ARCHIVE.IS

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19828702

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Fake hospitals

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>when she's out
yeah, not letting her out at all, too dangerous.

don't you have freshly circumised dicks to suck, schlomo? or your kind is not allowed to do this much during weekends?

Dangerously based posting that artist.

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John Lennons Imagine is actually good, I bet Yas Forums will disagree though

Death rate could be zero for anyone under 60 and it wouldn't change a thing. They wouldn't stop the lockdowns. They can't let 1/5 elderly suffocate to death, the public outrage would get politicians killed and mass riots.

Oy Vey - The jew cries as hits you.

wow you nothingburgerfags still at it?
why don't you go to /ptg/ and scream MIGA ?

Its called a rear sight.

Fake deaths

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haha counter the presented death rate is .2% for anyone under 45

Hive mind

Que imbecil que sos, deja de esparcir informacion falsa la puta que te pario.

Espero que el porongavirus te viole puto

Calm the fuck down bro. You've spent enough effort already. Nobody fucking cares

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4

keks

org

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Coronaviruses don't give much fucks about weather simply because they're so infectious so it doesn't matter if they "only" live on a surface for a few days compared to 10+.

BILL JUST GO TO THE FUCKING PARK ALREADY!!!

Fake tests

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Shitloads of people have already been infected. Confirmed cases is a useless metric when the majority of the infected are asymptomatic and the ones that are symptomatic can generally only get a test if they're famous or damn near about to die.

Round 2?

Why would they go shit up their own threads?

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Brazil's infection and death rate are too low compared to countries like US and China. Compared to the rest, we'll be fine.

Like everything else we have goyim like you to do it for us.

More fake deaths

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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it wasn’t even a helpful post or thought provoking it just wasn’t brain dead retarded like every other post on cvg. it actually accepted the reality and then followed up with a set of outcomes based on that reality. but still a useless post

Me in the cute pajama pants.

The COVID-19 arc is getting boring to be honest, it drags on for too long and a lot of episodes are just blatant filler.
What do you think will be the next big catastrophe (aside from stock market crash and unemployment)?

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>beleveing official figures from second world countries

Natural selection at work

One more for fun

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Archive.is works fine as long as you don't use faggot Cloudflare DNS. Use another DNS server, if you're a techlet go look up how to do that.

I can hit a fridge at 300 meters with a zero bead shotgun and rifled slugs

It's easy as shit

Are we still on track for global depression?

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Pic related-my personal boomer containment strategy.

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Why would you think that though? We're already at over 5% of your target not even a month into the epidemic in the US, with over half of that added just last week. Even if it miraculously stabilizes at 2k deaths a day next week you'll reach 100k deaths in five to six weeks.

Italys average age is now 30 years younger

fauci looks like a horse jockey he makes putin look big

rip user

lol, what's that title image from?

Nah.
All you need a special "hospital" like in china.

Where they die quietly and you tell everyone they had the best care possible in the world.

You are not even close to jewing, try harder.

you are a brainlet if you expected anything else, this is what real life is. boring and depressing. there is no exciting LE KINO 24/7 like you were led to believe.

that’s the real happening. but cvg is rather spreading disinformation on the death rates and severity of the virus and ultimately helping the government plan stupid fucking faggot shills

Earthquake, 8/20/2020 cap this. gorillions dead

>we totally allow goyim to do our degenerate satanic rituals for us
cool story, retard

I would put a plastic bag over my head if I ever had to leave my house and I could guarantee I wouldn’t catch it. Thankfully I am prepared!

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CHINA LIED PEOPLE DIED!

>>india ded because of overpopulation and massive poo in the loo
dunno about that; numbers are surprisingly low, probably livivng in poo gives you better immune system

LOL WTF WHY IS TRUMP SHILLING HYDROCHLOROQUINE?

LITERALLY PEDDLING THAT UNTESTED SHIT

>"IT'LL BE A GIFT FROM HEAVEN"

WTF???

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Why is the UK fucking up so much?

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