Europe is a fucking joke

Lmao how can you claim youre better at anything when your countries are the size of fucking states. Look how fucking small you guys are wtf is the point of cars when you could just bike across your countries in 30 minutes. I knew Europe was a joke but after seeing these maps I now know how irrelevant you guys truly are. If china say invaded wtf would the gameplan even be? you guys are literally ants my god.

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Yea we would have less crime too if anyone on a 5th story building had an eagle view of the entire fucking country lmao

why do i see so many posts like this, with the exact same writing style. some dumb arrogant america who acts like a major tough guy and shits all over other countries. is this some weird kind of shill meant to make americans look like retards or some divide and conquer thing?

Fuck Europe, they're literally our vassals.

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He's not wrong so what do you care? It's a fucking joke, the smugness euros have is based on fucking nothing. Texas alone could take europe. Utterly pathetic and disgusting.

Turn your VPN off Eurocuck globalist shill, your attempt at derailing is very lackluster to say the absolute least nigger.

I see a billion european posts calling Americans Mutts but it just hit me that these doods r smaller than states lmaooooooo

Missing our non contiguous territory.

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Holy shit 25% of the overlay is water!!

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Haven't 50% of Americans never left thier own state?

>beautiful

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i don't think about you guys at all

(((divide and conquer)))
kys kike

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Good to know that Russia, as the largest country, owns us all.

This isnt american education anymore, its a state of mind.

They have 5000 years of culture, civilization and produced the finest thinkers, writers, painters, sculptors and composers. You've got McDonald's.

maine is 97% white, and where I live is 100% white

why would I leave?

>you guys are literally ants my god.
Ants with a few nuclear heads and US troops n most countries

SImagine being smaller than fucking Texas.

5,000 years of liberal arts isn't enough to even challenge our might though?

According to your basic fundamental logic Russia is the most superior out of all.

how am i supposed to take this thread seriously? you used an outdated image from 2014, Europe has grown a lot in the past 6 years

?
Denmark alone is 1/3 the size of your shithole

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californian here. i could easily see that being true. i've barely left my state. i've been to tijuana and to nevada twice. that's it. i'll probably go on a road to most of the states soon though.

European micronation inhabitants absolutely seething

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lol imagine living in a country that isn't in the top two largest in the world.

>your countries are the size of fucking states
And still several of these small countries had empires dwarfing america.

Goddamn Americans are so fucking annoying and stupid.

show flag

Niggers, my man. Niggers.

>had

Imagine being smaller than half of the USSR.

Whats the point os usa you guys r so small omg lol. Russia better at everything that you do t:Putin

Wtf you dont even have that much ice??? So irrelevant

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And ALL of your empires are nothing but memories now.

imagine not being born in the united states of america. I feel sorry for the rest of the world.

>trump want to buy Greenland
>he understand that
>big Danish cock is just what americans need in there latino pussys

xDDDD penis

>visiting a near by countries' tourist attraction for 1 day is equivalent to leaving
your point might of made sense before the internet or dare i say TV
>CONSUME, SPEND, TRAVEL WAGESLAVE

United States Land area: 3.797 million mi2
Denmarks Land area:16,577 mi2
Alaska land area:663,300 mi2
Look up land area. Your entire country is smaller than Texas.

>thier
We didn't colonise the world for you to be illiterate.

Thats fine considering only about half of it is inhabited

how much of russia is actually inhabited? 30%? Wow your country is the second largest frozen hellscape landmass after antartica.

>US struggles to take and hold Iraq and Afghanistan

Britain occupied the whole country and half of Iran as a sideshow in WW2. The US military is a joke and not even a very funny one.

>obsessed

How about you put the US on top of China, maybe then you'll realize how much of a retard you are.

Greenland doesn’t count, it’s a colony with like 100 Danes and a bunch of eskimoes.

Ah well imagine being smaller than China in this case

This fucking little tiny continent literally colonize and dominate all the world.

Get fucked

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30 percent of usa inhab ited by niggers so same

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Check this shit out, you got the 3 "europe powerhouses" and it's not even a fucking 5th of the US. its literally just the top left corner of the US.

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Hurr durr maff. I is smert

When does middle school start back up again?

What is the reason behind this uncalled for aggression towards Europe, America?
What happened?

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less than that lol. being big doesnt really count if most of your clay is literal tundra

greatest country in the world

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By your logic, China is the best country in the world. Since its bigger than you and more populated.

USA USA USA

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ngl fair point
more like 15 percent tho and its mostly in urban areas which are hellscapes regaurdless

It's also a Mercator projection so the Nordic countries are not actually that big compared to the US.

>pic related scares and confuses the seething eurofag
makes sense, not enough room to drive one over there

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proud american!

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I'll never forget

>Australia
>Military
Lost a war against fucking birds. The jokes write themselves.

Italy doesnt just make noodles they are noodles

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bruh americans suck up to China and Russia. now on Yas Forums too. Incredible how deep you fell.

i love my guns

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The Amerimutt Seethes Again

i love to fuck my sister

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Your country is large because your bois fought stone age people who lost 90% of their numbers when the spaniards brought plague, it was a bit harder to expand in Europe because you would have to fight against white people

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Once again, if 90% of your population is concentrated in 10 cities, then it makes your total population relative to landmass less impressive.

>a country's military strength is determined by it's surface area

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i am from the hood nigga

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kys american faggot before corona does the work for you because of your trash healthcare system

Stop spazzing. Most people don't know where you are on the map.

yeeeehaaaw!

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youre, what, about 20 years old? how the fuck are you only just now learning the scale of your country? we learn that shit before we turn 10. You mongrels are a disgrace

Have you ever considered that you might be a retard OP?

>europeans going to holidays
Just a two hours in plane and you can be in like Italy, France or Spain
>burgers going on holidays
either spending shitton to go to Hawaii or bahamas, or taking 8 hour roadtrip to go to fucking Iowa

EUROPOOR

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my wife!

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Didn't Germany suck Americas dick so that we would provide aid at the end of WW2 or am I mistaken?

AMERICA, HELL YEAH!

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You are the one hiding behind Russia and China when the topic of country size came up.
How the germans have fallen

land of the free

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/thread

So do you small bois pray every night so that India doesnt invade and take you all over? Yikes. Your "superior aryan" countries would all get raped by india and china lmfao.

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>United States Land area: 3.797 million mi2
Europe land area: 3.930 million mi2

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent#Area_and_population

what now mutt?

america has 320.000.000 citizens, of which only 200.000.000 are white (including the sicilian-americans).
europe has 740.000.000 citizens, 95% of which are white.

freedom delivered!

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Dude india could rape germany nowadays

I could bike across my country in 30 mins no joke

HAHAHA Eurotrash are fucking tiny little losers that lost everything they could have been proud of.
Good job EU hahahahahaha

i love my AR baby

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i have a ford raptor!

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Do their aircrafts also work with poo?

proud texan!

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>live in America
>water burns you

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I don’t need to. I can travel with google maps from the safety of my shitter.

rent
free

thats ma wife!

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Nope you are wrong the GDR refused any aid comming from the USA.

not my president!

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What an abomination of a thread

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Dude I'd shit talk you but I genuinely dont know what country you're from.

>Shifts over to Europe as a whole instead of Denmark.
>Entire country can fit in Alaska 4 times
Your not very smart are you? We have literal military bases in the EU. Power projection is important.

Pathetic

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come and take it!

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You must be a great fan of mutts!

Still mutts

OH NO NO NO

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im a cowboy fella

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Fuck California I’m moving to Maine

Canada is larger than Russia.

NOW THATS FREEDOM!

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as if the US didn't have it's own uninabitated areas

Unfortunately most the west are vassals to the Rothschilds

So Russia is better than tiny USA right?

yes, the greatest country in the world

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this thread belongs on int faggot
sage

Post real stats

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this. alaska and hawaii fags unite
>fuck guam and pr

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Divide and conquer seems to be working well in this thread.

what do you mean? this is U S A baby!

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What country are you dude I'm genuinely curious

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Blockade
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_Plan
You sure about that?

only kikes makes these threads.
White people respect each other, only whites who doesn't are commies and we all know that
>commies aren't human

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>Stand behind this in line at wal-mart
>You feel... heat and... humidity
>from two (2) feet away

That's outdated. We have 20 carriers now.

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true, hell yeah baby!

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Yea after this thread archives were gonna invade europe.... bru

Europe
574,721 infected; 45,674 dead

US
305,341; infected 8,283 dead

Yaaaa now go make any 4 threads about us. I guess when you ain’t the top dog, you aren’t used to taking critism. You guys are baby shit soft.

im from USA

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You're cleary the evidence that the other Deutschbro was right.

size doesn't mean much, we were also the size of Europe and that didn't go too well did it?

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What states are going to break away from the US first? Maps change over time

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dont mind me, just got out of my trailer!

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