JOE ROGAN ENDORSES TRUMP

Jew shill
Biden was never a credible candidate

BUCKLE UP BITCHES!

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

Joe who?

It'd be funnier if he died choking himself while jerking off, though. He probably has a buttplug with a tail as well.

>Joe "Jamie pull that up" rogaine

Even the NY Times is mentally preparing for the future

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Don't even have to have a pair to see that Biden is literally a walking corpse at this point

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>This video is unavailable.

tell me why should i listen to a manlet

In his deprivation chamber as well

That's not an endorsement

Listen to his latest podcast. It is hardly a an endorsement, but that's what he says. He also said Trumps character seems unfazed by being president. "look at Trump man, he's not aged a day, it doesn't phase him. When you look at Obama, man did he get old quick, Bush, Clinton, being president really put it on them. But Trump just doesn't give a fuck, he's not aged a day"

Cant wait for him to walk it back and grovel for forgiveness

>This video is unavailable
Quintessentially the most Joe Rogan thing in the post

Based

Taken out of context, but this is essentially what it boils down to. He tends to lean slightly liberal but is absolutely disgusted by what the DNC is comprised of currently, their hypocrisy and subversion. The GOP stands more for individual liberty right now and that's a fucked up thing to realize. I'm pretty much of the same stance, and I'm voting Trump again as well, not because I love the man but because everything the DNC stands for now is what is wrong with every developed country.

He is a bernie or bust kind of guy

Anyone else thinks he looks like Mussolini?

Yeah actual liberals have no place in the Democratic Party. It's gone far left.

Do you guys remember Carlos Mencia? No? Joe is why.
Fake Mexican BTFO just like Biden

I can see it. I always thought Robert Duvall did when he was younger

i read that as he won't vote at all, but he'd "rather" if he had to choose.

bump

Jimmy Dore and Krystal Ball are gonna say this too

Not the dangerous kinds you fuckin retard

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i dont care what that failed actor Malibu fake alpha larping as this rugged outdoorsy man has to say on anything.

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>Joe Rogan found dead in a sensory deprivation tank after refusing to endorse Joe Biden

Which supporters produces more delusion and salt?
Bernouts or Trumptards?
kek he already lost supporting Bernie now he'll lose supporting Trump

I'm interested to see the reaction of American liberals if Trump wins again this November. Until, the Cornoshit happened, the US economy was doing fairly well.

Question for Americans: Biden seems incredibly un-charismatic and doesn't seem (from what I've seen) to have any policies that would win back working class rural democrats in Pennsylvania and Michigan went for Trump in 2016. Bernie has policies that actually appeal to those people. A surprisingly high number of people like both Trump and Sanders; Joe is not that unusual from what I've read.

Why do the dems think Biden has a better chance than Sanders?

>Krystal Ball
imagine having the arrogance of naming yourself this, and then having people respect you

He just isn't delusional about the fact that fucking Biden has completely lost his marbles and the whole charade is elder abuse.

>some bald guy endorses some other orange guy
And people should care beacuse..

>And people should care beacuse..
Apologise for killing Serbs.

Based

Watch what he says this Tuesday...
For the few still unaware, your first exposure to America's Military Intellegence and their Plan may be this Super Moon Tuesday.

A conglomerate of sleepers and poisoned agents will be announcing two distinctly opposing views:
Mass arrests are underway.
The Plan is a joke orchestrated by nobodies. "It started fine, but was taken over"

All for "The right reasons".

Seems likely after a large announcement is released, the internet will be hammered to death, so the absorption rate of their released disinformation is heightened.
With one side believing the outage confirms action taken place, and the other in disbelief over Q's authenticity.

This calculated polarity attacks as a schism to our Awakening.
Know well what enormous efforts are taking place for you to doubt/hate/be ashamed of Trump, by the scared controllers who have lost their power~

Our social narrative is under extreme manipulation by China. We're a threat to their invasive plans.

The Hospital ships are under attack because they provide relief from the hospital system's strain under China Virus.
China is banking on the fact that over run hospitals will lead to more deaths than their virus itself.

China has a w[y]lie co[y]ote (acMe)oon spell being conjured.
Yet now You know.
Isn't it curious these seemingly different outlets are coordinating together?
They're running themselves hard af, and becoming hilariously exposed.

Sunlight's the best disinfectant~

lmao that's barely an endorsement. It's like saying I'd rather die from two gunshots to the back of the head than be eaten alive by a bobcat

OH NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BIDENBROS

Watch~

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>doesn't seem (from what I've seen) to have any policies that would win back working class rural democrats in Pennsylvania and Michigan went for Trump in 2016.
Why is it everyone who says this crap never seems to realize that's exactly how he beat Bernie? Independents rally around Biden. The rust belt overwhelmingly prefers him. Trump is fucked as well.

Trump isn't winning reelection. Leave this echo chamber and you'll see just how fucked Trump and the GOP are. At minimum the GOP will lose 4 senate seats. Probably lose some more house seats as well.

just the kind that make you a weak soft retard goy

Why does anyone give a shit what Krystal Ball says?
She's a literal who.

Screencapped your post. When Trump wins, you'll see it in the collage.

/thread

Did you get that information from the same sources that had Trump at like 5% chance of winning in 2016

She was born with that name.

Joe Rogan knows who he's really supporting.

Trump been cucked by his son-in-law

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Joe Rogan is actually a furry irl.
>pic related
It's him from the last convention. His go to suit is a chimpanzee though.

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I am an ex bernout. Even voted for Jill Stein in the general.
Got redpilled by constantly being censored.
Also by the TPP being cancelled.
Also because high employment numbers mean increased demand for labor.
Also because free trade fucks the American worker over.

it is pretty funny watching the show. he and most of his guests talk endless shit on dems, say in coded language that trump isnt doing that bad of a job, talk about how funny trump is

of course they all have to stop short of saying they actually like him/would vote for him, because that would destroy their careers in entertainment

I'm with Joe on this. Fuck Biden, Drumpf 2020.

Cringe

GUYS HE'S GROWING

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