If you could tell the Führer one thing, what would you tell him?

"Don't invade Poland you dumb fuck"
There, I saved the white race.

"Alright guys huddle up! Fuck spains debt we need them." "Italy you're not invading the balkans"... "because you fuck everything up that's fucking why nigga!"

Did he win? Thats the only thing that matters in the end.

This. In a historical context I'd be wholly blindsided by it just as well. Two natural enemies coming together, both serving two different arms of the same master, but who could have known that then? We have the strength of hindsight.

Antarctica is better than the moon

>Slavs are the superior aryans
>Don't win the world via conquest do it via culture
>don't invade Russia lmao

The enemies cracked the enigma code.

Don't divide your forces, n00b!

Plant a bomb in Wermacht High Command and blame it on the British.

Let your generals do their job. The Norman invasion is the real deal. Let Rommel do his thing and give him everything he asks for in France.

don't go into russia as full-scale land invasion. the first few weeks were great, but the problem with supply trains and partisan fighters ended up fucking you. do the first few weeks, and then you should concentrate on keeping them off balance by gathering intel and targeting them before they can set themselves up. use technology to leverage your dominance and keep them off balance.

Thank you for your efforts, king. I love you, no homo.

You will win the next election

You did nothing wrong

That's basically what he did, although he should've worked more on creating a better supply chain,,, He should've just immediately invaded Moscow as soon as he got there, instead he waited outside of it, let his undersupplied troops get hit with the winter, and let the red army rebuild and bring in fresh troops from the east

based and red pilled

i'd tell him to "Wabbit Twouble" by Warner Brothers and to watch the part after he says "thatll hold em alwight hehehehe"

Calm down.

>Capture Moscow
>Get encircled
>Die

Nice job. You recreated Stalingrad.

Don't ally with Japan

Are you gay?
Does your momma know you’re gay?

have sex incel

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Don't just put jews in camps, kill them with bug spray and diesel exhaust because they'll accuse you of it anyways

Plus blueprints to the A-Bomb

Don't trust your doctor

let the 6 gorillion jews dig their own grave and pour some gasoline on them

Um, no. That was Wilhelm 2

Nah taking Moscow would've caused a complete destruction of the Red Army's high command and communications, either they would've surrendered immediately once Moscow was taken or they would have retreated the entire front way eastward...the encirclement at Stalingrad happened a year later when the Red Army had a huge resurgence of supplies, men, and experience to launch a counteroffensive of that magnitude

Tell Japan not to attack America and stop Italy from wasting its time

Capture all British divisions in dunkirk

The Italians will need extra assistance in North Africa and the Balkans

Completely annihilate the British air force and naval bases during the battle of Britain without worrying about "They are our brothers". You will need to kill millions to save billions my dear leader.

Focus the vast majority of troops in the southern Soviet Union to capture the oil fields to ensure ensured victory against the Soviets

Focus building shit loads of u-boats

Where you gonna get that

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You should've stayed at painting.

"Don't invade Russia, here's the Allies battle plans both land and sea."

I'd have been born in Aachen like my family before me and enjoy a leisurely life baking and making wine, like I do here.

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>building atomic bomb for dummies

DO NOT OPEN A SECOND FRONT WITH RUSSIA!!! Seriously.

Then who would have saved Germany and Europe? Mosley? Mvssolini?

Can I have a qt goth gf?

You should've died in the trenches of WW1.

Based

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Would've told him that when he was realizing he's losing the war.

>Don't invade Russia

Sometimes we have no choice. Either invade them or they invade. Offense is the best defense.

You will kill more white people than Jews.

Easier to fight in familiar territory.

Don’t invade Russia. Kick the Jews to Madagascar.

"If you go ahead with this invade Poland thing, the English will not back down and together with the USSR and America, they will carve Germany up like a cake."

>inform him on how to win the war
>tell him to exterminate china and the chinese

Germany would've had the full support of the US and Great Britain. Fuck man.

Have children, stop being a drug addict, and grow 6 inches

That we are sorry the Jews forced us into the war. Most Americans polled at the time did not want to go to war with Germany. It was the Jewish establishment who lobbyed for the war.

RIP to one of the greatest men who ever lived.

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What else was Germany supposed to do? They were running out of food and fuel. Millions of soldiers to feed. They had to pillage the east to survive. They couldn't bring down Great Britain because all they had was a massive land army.

Stop taking meth you degenerate junkie

Trust the Jews, don't kill them.

>don’t invade poland
>make friends with the Scandinavian countries
>if you must have war invade on better circumstances than you did
>actually kill 6 million or more Jews

In fairness, by 1941 it was clear that the USSR would have invaded Germany. The only question was who would strike first. Turns out it was Hitler and this was probably a good call.
What Hitler should have done is watch this video by Ryan Faulk.
youtube.com/watch?v=k7GZzu7XHs4

Kinda sucks, americans used to be very anti semetic.

>it’s his fault he lost a war against the world
Don’t blame him for what we did with the world our grandfathers fought for

>>don’t invade poland
>Lol, just don't be a Nazi, bro.

Either get the USA on his side against Russia or learn to split the atom to make an atom bomb, the Germans thought you needed way more uranium than was necessary.

Rush the Caucuses at all costs.

USA never would've joined Germany. Idealistic, sure, but not realistic.

They were controlled by Jews and the allies already declared war on Germany

Dont invade russia

Push to all the way to the shoreline of Dunkirk. He wins the war if he does that one thing

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Don't put your dick in a goat's mouth.

>USA never would've joined Germany
I never implied that they would.
As you said, it would be politically implausible.
However, if I could advise Hitler to do two things, but only after he already started the war, then I would advise him to ally with Turkey and rush the caucuses AND I would advise him to ditch Japan when they declared war on America.
America would eventually have entered the war anyway, but just buying a few years or even months time would have been enough for him to win the war.

False equivalence
His grounds for invading Poland were shaky at best. All I’m saying is he made too many enemies too early, he should’ve appealed to the fairly sympathetic Nordic/Germanic countries in his vicinity first and made a union so Britain and France didn’t get uppity like they did. We already know the French weren’t prepared for the Germans crossing the Maginot line and Britain wouldn’t have started a war against a unified North Europe

Tell him no other country has nerve agents so IG Farben should pump up sarin production and let the Luftwaffe use it indiscriminately since there is no reason to worry about retaliation.

>If you could tell the Führer one thing, what would you tell him?

Allies will invade Normandy beach on June 6, 1944.

I'd tell him to fuck the jannies straight in thier fat shitty asses for range banning the largest ISP in the fucking country from posting images just because one tranny fag was spamming earlier.

1000x this. Don't do it. Focus on

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Thank you. I didn't live the life I should have, but at least I could thanks to you. Without you, the jewish bolsheviks would have put my grand-grandparents into their gulag-camps. So thank you for that.

This.
Also, war between Poland and Germany was not inevitable. Both nations had more similarities than differences. Both were strongly anti-communist, anti-jewish "fascist" (de jure in Germany's case and de facto in Poland's) states. Poland was not actually liked very much in London either.

And even if Hitler just couldn't possibly bring himself to take on board what would amount to a second Italy (Poland was less industrialized than Germany but had resources to offer the Axis) then what he could have done is diplomatically isolate it before dismembering it.
Attacking Poland so soon after snubbing the British guaranteed that they would get involved.

It isn't like he didn't try