He claims to be conservative

Literally put equal parts flour and water in a jar and wait 2 days. Now you have natural yeast starter for life

Ask a fat roastie to sit in your dough. They're experts st getting yeast to grow

>eating bread
ngmi

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How do I make the crust softer?

Howe’s I do?

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Make soda bread.

Solid. I have the same dutch

I made bread.

You don’t want soft crust...you want a thin crisp shell — but if you store in a zip lock after it cools it will soften he crust if that’s what you want

I just put in. Sourdough

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You need buttermilk for that.

made my own starter
also made good ol' fashion unleavened bread
also this, bread makes you fat

Sweet thread. I've been making so much lately, trying different things. I've been into it for a couple months, but now I finally have more time!

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Sorry bruh, it’s not keto

I do user but I cheat

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Less kneading makes for softer crusts

I made banana bread! Does that count?

looks like a stone, you may gonna die eating this shit

Finished

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I buy all my bread from a man in Brussels.

>every faggot fancies themselves a baker even though the supermarket still has fresh bread daily
Kikes dont need yeast. Micks dont need yeast.

>He hasn't made bread even dough he has the time now

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was he 6'4 and fulla muscle?

I made focaccia recently and it was so so so good. All my bread has been turning out great lately

But what if I use electric bakery?

I said do you speaka my language

less flour before the baking maybe

other than that it's yum

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>tfw you literally just took a fresh loaf out of the oven so it can soften before dinner
Feels good man

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Idiot.

Baking bread is great but don't forget there's a time where you make enough money than making food is actually an unproductive use of your time. For wagies or lower it's a good skill to have.

Beautiful. Here's mine. The kop kind of asploded, but it tastes awesome.

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I'm actually making a tangzhong bread right now, soft and fluffy as fuck. Image from google, since mine is not ready

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Take the sourdough pill
Put a towel over the bread after it comes out of the oven, til it cools.

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grocery store has no flour

Top*, fuck. Oh well, good excuse to show my ciabatta in progress.

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Looks good bro but cook a little longer. Colour is flavour my man.

all normies are making bread now, no flour or yeast in supermarkets. I can't make some anymor

>Yas Forums - bread
Makes me want to make some of my own.

Is this whole fucking site glowniggers or something? Or just immature retards who couldn't tie their own shoes?

They can read minds. Or are very predictive. I don't know how they're doing it.

Toasting in epic bread

Keep eating carbs you niggers

HEHEHEHEHE VITTU KILJU PORISEMAAN SAATANA

It's healthy for the soul to make a delicious meal yourself and then enjoy it. It's never a waste of time unless monetary acquisition becomes more important than achieving quiet fulfillment.
It also doesn't take any time to make bread and you can listen to books or music while you're kneading

I started making my own because I bought a shit ton of flour and have nothign else to do under quarantine. It came out pretty good I will keep practicing and stop buying bread from now on.

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So that’s why all the god damn flour is gone.

What the fuck. The bakery is still open.

Try not using tap water. It usually has chlorine in it.

Get the fuck out dude that volcano is gonna blow.

PS tel Pliny to stay on the damn boat.

Let your wife/gf do it? Works for me

here's mine

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Rich people never cooking is part of why they dehumanize themselves. It’s part of your soul so to speak.

Checked. I too have the wife bread making model also, so much easier

Don’t need yeast if you make a starter dough.

Tastes better too.

Shut the fuck up, fag.

Start it in real pineapple juice. Should be rising good after 10 days of refreshing.

>literally every second of your life needs to be gauged relative to your per-hour value
holy everloving fuck go kill yourself

that looks fantastic. i really should start baking bread again

>Bread
>Conservative
>Consuming the Carb-Jew
>Not realizing that primitive bread was consumed heavily by Jews and effectively is the bane of the West as it causes us to become fat and goes against our primarily hunter gatherer diets which would have been common before the Jews planted their seeds of deception.

Then go to a different store, retard.

Today OP was not a faggot.

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You killed me