Imagine if Europe would be united, we could rip the US apart and split it up equally between China and Russia. We Germans would make Texas our new colony.
Perfect time for an invasion of the US
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Caleb Nguyen
There are literally over 30,000 US military personnel ALREADY in Germany lol. Why are you trying so hard to prove yourself Mohammad?
John King
EU united LOL. That sissy continent wouldn't do shit. Even with the help of China and Russia.
America also can't be invaded. Any invader would get dicked immediately by armed citizens.
Jaxon Clark
youre still an occupied country fritz
Easton Long
>America also can't be invaded. Any invader would get dicked immediately by armed citizens.
August 24, 1814
Daniel Price
this. US-troops are the only functional `defense`- force here
David Torres
A German occupied Texas sounds like an American wet dream.
Gavin Butler
>China
Sorry m8 but chinks are way worse than nigger, jews or mutts combined
i rather support the dickmutilating shart in marts than giving chinese ((((((people))))) any more power
Wyatt Peterson
Michael Anderson
>Texas
No. We would stack your bodies to make "the wall".
We have all the guns and ammo. You would die.
Samuel Gomez
Citizen which over 70% are overweight or obese and which 85% live in the comfort of their cities ?
Thomas Ward
It would devour you. Just Russia did. So go ahead. We could give your land to our niggers and live in a heavenly America.
John Watson
Your door still hasn't been kicked down yet? They must be waiting until you're asleep.
Sweet dreams user.
Zachary Smith
More like a perfect time for an ALIEN invasion
Cameron Fisher
i would fight for USA tho.
Jordan Hill
>rip the US apart and split it up equally between China and Russia
Cameron Reyes
Europe died fren
Leo Cook
NYPD has more firepower than all of the EU combined. Plus, our friends the Brexiteers will help us our.
Brandon Morales
>being a cuck is so ingrained in his psyche that he fantasizes about invading a country and giving the spoils away to countries other than his own
Top kek, Hans. Do you want to seduce my girlfriend so she can fuck Muhammad while you watch as well?
Jose Barnes
You let refugees in, you'll never be United again beetle.
Charles Williams
That would only happen if germans did not exist. You can have a united europe because germans would say no subhuman can occupy this position because of their race/culture whatever. So therefore we should have a United europe on the corpse of germany
Jayden Torres
Perfect time for the the citizens to put all these guns to use to
Sebastian Rodriguez
Hey kraut, ever get chased by a landwhale in a hoverround firing 5.56mm rounds at you while screaming yeehaw? You want to?
Jackson Harris
send them here
Daniel Perry
>Texas
Why? It's hot as shit there. Germany gets the Mid-West and Pennsylvania if anything.
Ian Lewis
Shut the fuck up globalist
Elijah Watson
Be my guest. See how well you will do in these climates. The Japanese already knew invading the US was near impossible
Caleb Morgan
Go on.
What are the expected casualties.
Austin Johnson
Because shooting a gun is so much cardio.
Kayden Cox
Didnt know they nypd had nukes.
Easton Rogers
USA remain the worlds only superpower, shut the fuck up and obey goy
Jaxson Davis
Go for it Hanz
Do you even have a navy?
Owen Jackson
I dont understand where this narrative comes from..I mean yea, we got some fat fucks but it's the same as another countries elderly population
Lucas Cook
A fucking broomstick
Liam Reyes
Our vassal state wants to invade us.... lol.
Justin Rivera
Da nix auf Yas Forums zu finden, suche Assis die gerne auf den Strassen tanzen und LSD nehmen, saufend oder kiffend flanieren, wie auch immer, Bewegungsdrang und in Berlin.
Hitler's blaue Augen sind wohl worueber Bluemchen sang.
Jordan Brooks
While I'm at it: France gets Louisiana (the one from the Louisiana purchase, not the retarded shit-stain of the modern day), Spain gets Florida and California, Ireland gets Massachussets, the UK gets New Enland, Russia gets Alaska...everyone else can squabble over the rest, I don't care.
Julian Taylor
Not to mention there are literally more guns in the U.S. than people. Hans would get rekt trying to take over even the worst hoods in the U.S.:
Jaxon Taylor
Invade them with what? Brooms?
Settle down harry potter
Landon Phillips
>Because shooting a gun is so much cardio.
It is. Real combat involves moving around. Even if you are a sniper in a large housing complex you are required to run from one apartment to another and take stairs.
The average fat fuck is winded just by walking up the stairs
Blake Morris
Agreed, asians are sub-human scum.
Adam Edwards
All of europe dead.
Dylan Young
DUDE WHY!
Grayson Perry
We dare you bitch. A gun behind every blade of grass. BELIEVE THAT.
Brayden Murphy
you will be surprised
Zachary Gonzalez
Don't worry, we don't gotta get up, we'll just fly our drones around, It'll be like CoD, except the niggers really die this time.
Jace Nelson
Lol... france.... taking louisiana.... lol.... muslims in swampboats....... ahhahahhahahhahhaahahhahahahabababbahahahahahahhaha
Cooper Brown
This is the worst time to invade. You have everyone on high alert, everyone who didn't stock up in guns just did, no one has anything better to do, and the military and national guard are getting mobilized. How could this possibly be a good time?
Dylan Collins
Yeah because based blacks and Mexicans wouldn't desert your shitty army as soon as the pay stopped coming in.
Chances are they would rebel against their white officers and murder them in their sleep.
>Not to mention there are literally more guns in the U.S. than people. Hans would get rekt trying to take over even the worst hoods in the U.S.:
A bunch of armed people who would be looting and murdering EACH OTHER.
And you think hood niggers won't sell your shitty country for a bucket of KFC during crisis? God you people truly are delusional
Sebastian Anderson
die for israel mutt. all american troops are in the middle east killing Arabs for israel to fulfill their jewish ethnostate.
Ethan Russell
We Finns would take
>Colorado
>Wyoming
>Montana
Elijah Collins
merica should've send germany one of those lil boys. they deserved it more than japan, desu
whine more, nazi boi
Austin Scott
>New Braunfels
Texas is already a German colony idiot
Blake Sanders
Come get some chang. 肏你祖宗十八代
Samuel Sanchez
Finns already in Minnesota, we would soon expand to North and South Dakota, Nebraska and Kansas.
Jackson Bennett
Lol leafs think it was them and not the bongs who did that.
Aiden Reed
In those hoods, there's literally zero white people. Hans would be the only white person there and would have every orafice filled with bbc before he begged for a bullet.
Kayden Johnson
another zog ass kisser i see.
Bentley Rivera
we should glass the place
Jonathan Allen
You really don't know America very well. But you're entitled to your retarded opinion.
Levi Richardson
the german army is so pathetic it couldnt even conquer any of its neighbors let alone a giant landmass full of guns thousands of miles away.
Jackson Thomas
>This is the worst time to invade. You have everyone on high alert, everyone who didn't stock up in guns just did, no one has anything better to do, and the military and national guard are getting mobilized. How could this possibly be a good time?
Economic crisis.
The enemy would exploit millions of blacks and Mexicans who are now unemployed broke and hate whitey.
While the country is killing each other foreign armies would sieze the few defended key points which would be defended by small miltias.
National guard would surrender as soon a few of them would be hurt or bribed with material posessions
Connor Murphy
>You really don't know America very well. But you're entitled to your retarded opinion.
I know that you have race riots and mass lootings during every natural disaster.
What makes you think blacks and Mexicans wouldn't be out looting during invasion?
Landon Lewis
based
Juan Thompson
Only if you're the old kind of Germans, not the new cucks who want """immigrants""".
Benjamin Rodriguez
>europe
>United
Fucking jej. The only unification you fags can manage has been under the american boot. And even then it's a shit show.
Elijah Russell
Even if the blacks did riot and loot they would still see any foreign military as rival gangs on their turf.
They are like orks they love combat and the more they fight and die the more their numbers increase.
It would be a worse hell than any middle east trying to take Detroit.
Brody Parker
you do know that you would never actually GET to the mainland to begin with right?
Adrian Jones
Your women will all be bred into being civilized, achmed ficki El sandnigger.
Wyatt Parker
Nah, I like having them by the short hairs a lot better. They are the forgotten country, living solely off past accomplishments and stolen valor. Lol these idiots think they’d make it a 1/4 of the way across the Atlantic. Talk about delusional.
Daniel White
Look kraut, if you wan to invade, you're welcome to help us out as a volunteer in
the boogaloo.
Christian Hall
R*ssoids are not German.
Leo Green
What makes you think they won't attack your troops to prove how big their cahoones are and make off with your military grade weapons?
Joshua Thompson
>not knowing the history of Texas and where most of its white settlers came from
right