/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2923 - WEBM EDITIONS

was looking for that webm. Thanks, argiebro. Hope you're doing well

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>deaths down SIGNIFICANTLY today
Happening fags on suicide watch kek

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ideally it should kill boomers & zoomers

Invasion of Beijing when?

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Why does Iran get mass graves seen from space but not the US? It's not fair, I want mass graves seen from space too!

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day isn't over yet

its always like this on weekends.

China reports deeply disturbing coronavirus development
Digital Staff
7NEWS
Friday, 27 March 2020 6:45 am
A CDC worker takes a swab for virus testing from a woman returning from Hubei province in China.
A CDC worker takes a swab for virus testing from a woman returning from Hubei province in China. Credit: Barcroft Media via Getty Images
China’s reduction in cases of COVID-19 has been applauded the world over, as proof that there is light at the end of the lockdown tunnel.

However, new research has shown that there could be a second wave of infections looming.

As many as 14 per cent of recovered coronavirus patients in China have tested positive again, according to medical experts.

Research showed that between three to 14 per cent of patients were diagnosed with the coronavirus, after already being given the all-clear.

At one hospital in Wuhan, doctors found that five of the 147 patients in a study tested positive again after recovery, Wang Wei, director of the city’s Tongji Hospital, told the state broadcaster CCTV yesterday.

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold. Additionally, people who die don't even need tests to determine if they had covid. Doctors in the US and countries like Italy count all deaths with covid as a covid death.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Sources
pastebin.com/fRQRf9gX

The day has not ended yet, m8.

A shell of a person used to harvest adrenized blood/organs?

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History. Go read up on the Spanish flu.

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Corona-chan is reaching levels of smug that should not be possible

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Why is the US getting hammered so hard? How many millions of chinks are you importing?

See the Chinese army in the comments, kek.
twitter.com/FlappersB/status/1246307873803689984

that's the most common theory
a deformed child who was kept underground and abused all their life.

Wait holy shit. There were more than 100k cases yesterday. I didn't check until now.

is that a dog in his head? wtf

Why are deaths always lower on weekends?

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>Tests test for the same DNA in common cold

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kek

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millions

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 291,545 (7,851) Spain 124,736 (11,744) Italy 124,632 (15,362) Germany 92,150 (1,330) France 82,165 (6,507) China 81,639 (3,326) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 20,278 (641) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 12,924 (214) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) South Korea 10,156 (177) Brazil 9,391 (376) Israel 7,589 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Norway 5,550 (62) Australia 5,550 (30) Russia 4,731 (43) Czech Republic 4,362 (59) Ireland 4,273 (120) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (146) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Philippines 3,094 (144) India 3,082 (86) Japan 2,935 (69) Pakistan 2,748 (41) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,179 (29) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Thailand 2,067 (20) Finland 1,882 (25) Mexico 1,688 (60) Greece 1,673 (68) Panama 1,673 (41) Serbia 1,624 (44) Peru 1,595 (61) United Arab Emirates 1,505 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +14,384 (+447) Spain +5,537 (+546) Italy +4,805 (+681) Germany +991 (+55) China +19 (+4) Iran +2,560 (+158) United Kingdom +3,735 (+708) Switzerland +672 (+50) Belgium +1,661 (+140) Netherlands +904 (+164) Canada +549 (+6) Austria +257 (+18) Portugal +638 (+20) South Korea +94 (+3) Brazil +197 (+13) Israel +161 (+4) Sweden +312 (+15) Norway +180 (+3) Australia +96 (+2) Russia +582 (+9) Czech Republic +172 (+6) Chile +424 (+5) Denmark +320 (+22) Poland +244 (+8) Romania +430 (+13) Malaysia +150 (+4) Philippines +76 (+8) Pakistan +62 (+1) Saudi Arabia +140 (+4) Indonesia +106 (+10) Thailand +89 (+1) Finland +267 (+5) Mexico +178 (+10) Greece +60 (+5) Serbia +148 (+5) United Arab Emirates +241 (+1) Algeria +80 (+25) Singapore +75 (+1) Croatia +47 (+4) Ukraine +24 (+1) Estonia +78 (+1) Slovenia +43 (+2) Iraq +58 (+2) Morocco +67 (+2) Lithuania +75 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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This is a good thing though

Anons...
>electionbettingodds.com/Recession2020.html

>goes down
>THIS TIME IT'S OVER HAPPENING FAGS BTFO
>monday comes
>NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
eternal cycle of /cvg/

Gonna piggy back and plug this one too since it doesn't get nearly enough love:

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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wash and quarantine your fucking groceries bros

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There are just as many deaths. They're simply not being counted. The counting is what slows down, not the deaths.

testing positive =/= infection
old news

You don't realize how much tourism the US has, they also quarantined their cities pretty late.

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UK with the daily death record
BASED

>weekend
>Not even 2pm

Nice job Italy, keep pumping those numbers even if you can't test everyone...Spain wants your #2 spot!

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Viruses need to relax on weekends too

i, for one, would be happy if it ended soon. death is sad

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Not to wear masks goy, they do not work.

twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1246027215780941825

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>middle of the day
>weekend
welcome to the thread Bill

The coronavirus will disappear at Easter, like a miracle.

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I fully agree!

>thread theme
youtu.be/ZJ7sPS4yYvE

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>Infected 16,627 (+904)
>Deaths 1,651 (+164)

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>US accused of 'piracy' and 'theft' of equipment that would go to Germany, France and Brazil

FUUUCK BURGUERS.

g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2020/04/04/coronavirus-eua-sao-acusados-de-pirataria-e-desvio-de-equipamentos-que-iriam-para-alemanha-franca-e-brasil.ghtml

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The labs have to take a break too sometimes

It's okay to blame China

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how are you gonna quarantine mincemeat, faggot?

Is the pinky finger gone? That is a strange looking hand.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless losers that should kill themselves because nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure.

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh

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not when you take help from them

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Spain is already #2

Cook it?

I'm sure it will.

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Because city dwellers don't listen. Hell there was a parade back in like what, February? Just to support Chinese who were infected because they were "suffering from racism". Then we just have absolute retards who either depend on going outside everywhere to do anything, eat, socialize, entertainment, vacation, work. And then we got zoomers who go around licking toilet bowls and head out to spring break getting sick in the process.

Stop panic buying shit online faggots, it's making me have to work more hours

are those your gf weights?

bbc.com/news/world-52161995

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-89%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-97%) Rome (-70%) Milan (-61%) Berlin (-48%) Munich (-45%) Brussels (-58%) Paris (-86%) Madrid (-84%) Barcelona (-69%) London (-72%) Johannesburg (+13%) Sao Paulo (-79%) Buenos Aires (-85%) New York (-96%) Washington (-84%) Miami (-64%) Toronto (-85%) Chicago (-88%) Houston (-82%) Mexico City (-82%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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nice stash, hitler

US is not getting hit any harder than anyone else.
use your big brain and tell me why Lithuania has fewer cases than the UK

>4,259 new cases and 601 new deaths in Italy
I thought it was 4800 new cases?

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You don't care about how i feel, i don't feel there anymore.

Everything gets washed in bleach solution, fridge freezer stuff washed twice before going in the fridge/freezer - the rest left for 5 days

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They can't keep getting away with this!

play at 0.5 speed for extra creep

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And he's constantly upset that he has to order from China, implying we need to move manufacturing of these vital supplies back to the USA. China is unreliable, slow, and send out faulty and hazardous products.

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Can't you just freeze it?

kek death rate literally zero for anyone under 30

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>day not even half way over
>usa already near 500 deaths
another juicy day it seems

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LMAO

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Posting Chinkoid instructions

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less lab work less workers in general

Its proved to be more effective pose to do ventolation. Saves more lifes.

>It's the same, uncontained, first wave.
Or like with spanish flu its actually a worse edition. Honestly we just don't know, a second wave could just as well be a easier disease which spreads even better.

Combination of many factors, like high population density in large cities, lots of tourism, very late and poor response to the threat from both federal and state leaderships, lots of dumb as fuck people who think it's "just a flu, bro".

Funny mud pee

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>not even noon where I live
>already 3200.

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OH NO NO NO

NYC threw a big Lunar New Year celebration in Chinatown sometime in February. I guarantee the virus was already circulating there at that time. That was probably a big cluster bomb right there.

cringe cucks want to protect their larp so bad even though death rate is non existent for anyone under 40

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I'm collecting "X steals masks/vents from Y". If you have any more examples from your country, please post a link!

Mossad officer describes covert global battle to obtain ventilators at all costs
archive.is/djiHD

MASK RAIDERS French border guards seize two lorries carrying 130,000 coronavirus face masks for NHS
archive.is/j020u

US bought France-bound face masks for CASH from China
archive.is/yn6hG

US snatches masks from Germany in act of ‘modern piracy’ – Berlin senator
archive.is/b5LRZ

US steals masks destoned for Quebec
archive.vn/pkPTE

US sidestepped OWN SANCTIONS against Russia to save American lives from Covid-19
rt.com/op-ed/484903-us-russia-sanctions-covid/

Canada sent 16 tonnes of masks, face shields to China
archive.vn/sxmnO

US steals 600 ventilators destined for Brazil
archive.vn/iVqBL

3M, I’m the Director of Emergency Management for Florida; Please send us N95 masks directly to our hospitals
archive.vn/AOU4h

Trudeau warns U.S. against denying exports of medical supplies to Canada
archive.vn/AwbZV

China hoards masks
Germany and the Czech Republic banned export of face masks and other PPE
Italy bans exports of masks and PPE
China nationalized 3M mask factories in China
archive.vn/tRgnZ

Diplomatic spat has erupted between Germany and neighbors Switzerland and Austria over a decision to ban most exports of PPE
archive.vn/HEj9E

50,000 masks stolen from German hospital warehouse
archive.vn/T0gFE

Why Chinese masks destined for Italy were seized by Czech authorities
archive.is/K5hUu

Turkey steals respirators destined for Spain
archive.vn/AM9Bb

Germany says six million coronavirus face masks missing in Kenya
archive.vn/qNKme

France stole a shipment of respirators that was going to Italy
archive.is/GSkF0

European leaders warn coronavirus could lead to the breakup of their union
archive.vn/clzSo

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is this argentina or france?

>Put "social distancing" into effect weeks late
>Do not enforce anything because muh Spring Break
>Close down non-essential businesses after giving the virus at least a month of free reign
>Due to this inept handling of the virus, people go out and panic buy en mass
>Just now tell people to buy masks
>With supplies gone and many now unemployed/homeless

If you think it is bad now, wait until the riots happen.

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WE WUZ

there are studies, can't find the one I quoted though
> hkmj.org/system/files/hkm0912sp8p21.pdf
> jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/415378

also nothing burgers are true cancer

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Frankfurt

>No face shields
GG

Brainlets and NPC's over here are STILL cramming themselves into public transportation and going out flying. This shit is going to blow up so fucking hard after easter once all the retards have been flying cross country to visit good ol grandma for easter holidays.

vg.no/nyheter/i/Jo5lLJ/reagerer-paa-full-buss-til-vaernes-virker-som-veldig-mange-tar-det-userioest

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Did the projections take into consideration retards in charge making the wrong decisions?

BORIS JOHNSON'S PREGNANT FIANCEE HAS CORONA
>BORIS JOHNSON'S PREGNANT FIANCEE HAS CORONA
BORIS JOHNSON'S PREGNANT FIANCEE HAS CORONA
>BORIS JOHNSON'S PREGNANT FIANCEE HAS CORONA
BORIS JOHNSON'S PREGNANT FIANCEE HAS CORONA

RIP BORIS

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Why Itasy has 15.000 deaths and only 21.000 recowered?

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kek the fucking death rate from the boomer cruise. average age of 70 lmao could barley kill over 1 percent. wow a fucking death boomer cruise and death rate barley above 1 for people in their 70s. how tragic

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düsseldorf, köln or berlin maybe, not bankcity

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In all the videos and pictures floating out there it's pretty clear that the majority of "patients" are not hooked up to machines. Anyone want to take bets on how many of these people would normally just stay home when they've caught the flu in the past. But with the media stoking fears, these sheep are now flocking to hospitals in larger numbers. Plus anyone standing outside in a line for hours is not that sick.

The west doesn't have the commitment to contain this. Every country is going full herd, just at different rates of time.

There was a bit of a scuffle in Ukraine some weeks back...
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-ukraine-idUSKBN2142WL

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Now this is an interesting correlation
>USA, Italy, France, Spain near the top
>Japan, Korea at the bottom