/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2922 - WEBM EDITIONS

CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
>CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
>CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
>CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
>CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
>CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL
>CORONA GOT 69 OUT OF JAIL

>Tekashi 69 out of prison early due to coronavirus concerns
google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/04/02/arts/music/tekashi69-free-prison-coronavirus.amp.html

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Mate
Bongs gonna fuck everyone except for our mutt overlords and 3rd world shitholes

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covfefe

There will be no collapse.The nothingburger faggots were right.

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you shouldn't touch your face because of all the orifices and mucous membranes there.

My good man, may I enquire as to why you performed oral sex on a Negro?

Your wet organs (eye, mouth, nose) have more ACE2. The skin doesn't matter.

>implying we 3rd world shitholes will even count our cases and dead properly.

This was posted weeks ago.

dunno, but obv you didn't need one with all those nigger dicks in yer mouth.

Look how hard he's trying.

Fake hospitals

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Why did you do it?

Fuck off retard

Just a big fuck off recession

Fake deaths

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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>Italy still 5k new cases
hm

REPOSTING IN NEW THREAD >REPOSTING IN NEW THREAD

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS:

>4.805 NEW CASES
>681 NEW DEATHS

RAISING TOTAL TO:

>124.632 CASES
>15.362 DEATHS

SORRY IF I POSTED THEM LATE TODAY, BUT AGAIN I HAVE NO CONTROL ABOUT IT
PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME I'M AUTISTIC

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>Do masks work yet?

>The most intense Chloride that burns holes in steel doesn't kill Corona
>But washing your hands and masks help

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>muh universal healthcare!
Neither that nor the current American system have been effective.

j-just wait the second wave this winter

>detected 1,000,000

Fake tests

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they deserve it

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NOTHINGBURGER IN WARM COUNTRIES
>NOTHINGBURGER IN WARM COUNTRIES
NOTHINGBURGER IN WARM COUNTRIES
>NOTHINGBURGER IN WARM COUNTRIES

Australia
>285k tests
>5.5k cases

Hong Kong
>90k tests
>0.8k cases

Malaysia
>50k tests
>3.5k cases

Singapore
>39k tests
>1.2k cases

Thailand
>24k tests
>2k cases

Indonesia
>20k tests
>2k cases

Philippines
>19k tests
>3k cases

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Rate my preps Yas Forums

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it's a pretty high plateau to be flatlining they don't get of the 5k average mark

More fake deaths

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Less deaths than yesterday. I see they have reached the peak already and it's falling now. Nothing to worry anymore.

The skin is very good at repelling pathogens. It has many layers that the virus has to go through before actually reaching the body. Orifices such as eyes, mouth, nose /etc. make actual body tissue more readily available. They also have mucosa and secretions that help in the spread of new viral particles.

fags awake

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i would like to post my prep but it's whole fucking private shop and i don't want wiggers to bother me here
still working until corona-chan will visit the town

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 291,021 (7,844) Spain 124,736 (11,744) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Germany 92,150 (1,330) France 82,165 (6,507) China 81,639 (3,326) Iran 55,743 (3,452) United Kingdom 41,903 (4,313) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 20,278 (641) Belgium 18,431 (1,283) Netherlands 16,627 (1,651) Canada 12,549 (214) Austria 11,781 (186) Portugal 10,524 (266) South Korea 10,156 (177) Brazil 9,244 (366) Israel 7,589 (44) Sweden 6,443 (373) Norway 5,550 (62) Australia 5,550 (30) Russia 4,731 (43) Czech Republic 4,362 (59) Ireland 4,273 (120) Chile 4,161 (27) Denmark 4,077 (161) Poland 3,627 (79) Romania 3,613 (141) Malaysia 3,483 (57) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Philippines 3,094 (144) India 3,082 (86) Japan 2,935 (69) Pakistan 2,748 (41) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) Saudi Arabia 2,179 (29) Indonesia 2,092 (191) Thailand 2,067 (20) Finland 1,882 (25) Mexico 1,688 (60) Greece 1,673 (68) Panama 1,673 (41) Serbia 1,624 (44) Peru 1,595 (61) United Arab Emirates 1,505 (10)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +13,860 (+440) Spain +5,537 (+546) Germany +991 (+55) China +19 (+4) Iran +2,560 (+158) United Kingdom +3,735 (+708) Switzerland +672 (+50) Belgium +1,661 (+140) Netherlands +904 (+164) Canada +174 (+6) Austria +257 (+18) Portugal +638 (+20) South Korea +94 (+3) Brazil +50 (+3) Israel +161 (+4) Sweden +312 (+15) Norway +180 (+3) Australia +96 (+2) Russia +582 (+9) Czech Republic +172 (+6) Chile +424 (+5) Denmark +320 (+22) Poland +244 (+8) Romania +430 (+8) Malaysia +150 (+4) Philippines +76 (+8) Pakistan +62 (+1) Saudi Arabia +140 (+4) Indonesia +106 (+10) Thailand +89 (+1) Finland +267 (+5) Mexico +178 (+10) Greece +60 (+5) Serbia +148 (+5) United Arab Emirates +241 (+1) Singapore +75 (+1) Croatia +47 (+4) Ukraine +24 (+1) Estonia +78 (+1) Slovenia +43 (+2) Iraq +58 (+2) Morocco +67 (+2) Lithuania +75 (+1) Moldova +161 (+4) Hungary +55 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Are you holding a party for all of the local niggers?

YEEEHAAAAW

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>3,220 different strains have been sequenced
So, on the face of it, is this bad? I mean, most of these mutations are probably for the worse.

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One more for fun

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US just lost 10 million jobs in 2 weeks

hue

>Ecuador: 145 deaths...

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daily reminder it's gonna blow up in other provinces. it can still reach 10 000 cases per day, not joking
> there are videos of retards already storming the streets in italy

So south america isn't warm, got it. Thanks meteorologist!

Huepilled/10

Rate my prep

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t. Konkey Dong

0/10 it will rot in 2 weeks.

FILL IN THE BLANK

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The new age has arrived
>collapse of China imminent
>collapse of EU imminent
>Euro/Yuan currency collapse imminent
>foreign capital floods US treasury
>US fed interest rate at 0% will allow US to create a domestic Marshall Plan
>Anglosphere (US, UK, AUS, NZ, CAN) awaken from their cuckoldry slumber
>The world bows down to their English speaking masters

The world is ours non-English speakers. You’ve been outmaneuver day again. How many times will it take for everyone to learn to stop antagonizing the true Ubermensch.

what's the deal with these?

The best comment I have heard on the virus so far.
Dabo Swinney coach of Clemson had a mini rant yesterday saying we're murica we're the best we walked on the moon we gonna beat this stupid lil virus
Redneck from Alabama calls up Finebaum and says
>This virus is not Wake Forest

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Things will never be the same though. I'd like to see what measures people are going to take to prevent this from happening again, if any.

Lmao if you think they're not going back up again when the lockdown ends

Face it user, everyone will eventually get it.

M A L A R K E Y

>United States 291,021 (7,844) Spain 124,736 (11,744) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Germany 92,150 (1,330)

What's the difference with Spain that they have more cases than Italy and France - was it the action taken early or not?

I have, spent a long time in Baltimore, and I saw that the society was not exactly united. Many fissures that are now being amplified - the US going into this crisis will be much different from the one coming out.

Probably why the anti China push from your deep state is now so strong; without an external enemy to unite against things might well fly apart.

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the media plagiarises and '''accidentally''' misnames footage - because it's cheaper to just reuse clips than go and get new ones. Every so often a movie scene/video game trailer gets reapropriated as war footage by dodgier news teams...

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless losers that should kill themselves because nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure.

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ring security.

Based

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I hope you like banana bread, lots of frozen banana bread.

yea i fear for the south once weather gets really warm riots seem inevitable

They had a gigantic feminist march a few weeks ago.

HUE

Looks like the old piss shake transcends species and cultures

>implying the elites will change anything about thier precious status quo.

Also there was no Euro in 2014

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.62%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-1.80%) United Kingdom (-1.38%) Italy (-3.41%) Switzerland (-0.72%) Spain (+0.11%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+1.62%) Netherlands (-1.88%) Hungary (-0.34%) Russia (+3.04%) Greece (+1.29%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (-1.04%) Hong Kong (-0.90%) China (-0.39%) Australia (-3.34%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-4.25%) South Korea (-0.13%) Taiwan (-0.87%) South Africa (-1.13%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-58%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-87%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-95%) Rome (-70%) Milan (-85%) Berlin (-44%) Munich (-42%) Brussels (-56%) Paris (-85%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-61%) London (-68%) Johannesburg (+13%) Sao Paulo (-75%) Buenos Aires (-82%) New York (-96%) Washington (-85%) Miami (-58%) Toronto (-85%) Chicago (-90%) Houston (-84%) Mexico City (-83%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (270m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.lastampa.it/topnews/primo-piano/2020/04/02/news/coronavirus-castiglione-d-adda-e-un-caso-di-studio-il-70-dei-donatori-di-sangue-e-positivo-1.38666481

>In Northern Italy, 60 volunteers who thought they'd never suffered COVID-19 gave blood. 40 of them tested positive for antibodies to the virus

does this mean it's a nothing burger? seems like mortality rate would be in flu territory if this is true.

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death rate at nearly zero for anyone under 30

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Ajajajajajajaj dios perrooo

>You can only go out with a mask in Lombardy from tomorrow

IT'S
TOO
LATE

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Universal healthcare countries are having the exact same issues as us. Want paid sick leave? Try moving out of the restaurant/fast food industry.

Imagine all those dead roasties

Keep your phones home, leafbros. Ideally, get a flip phone.
onlinecolleges.visiontrust.pk/2020/04/04/googles-sharing-canadians-location-data-with-the-government-but-says-privacys-assured/

More people die from car accidents every year

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south korean numbers are approaching 2% while they pretty much caught all the cases with mass testing
> nothingburgers are true retards, gonna get farmed by chads once shit gets wild

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>This is starting to confirm what China said, even with lockdown, the R0 is in the region of 2.5-3.5.
>The peak may be lowered, but now what do you do with 4.5k new daily cases, and 700 daily deaths for an indefinite amount of time, while still trying to maintain a lockdown.
You need to do the China/Korea/Taiwan model of contact tracing, testing and isolating of all cases. Otherwise you can't lift the lockdown until you either have achieved herd immunity through long trickle, or until safe vaccine is ready. Both likely taking more than a year.

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The new age has arrived:
>collapse of China imminent
>collapse of EU imminent
>Euro/Yuan currency collapse imminent
>foreign capital floods US treasury
>US fed interest rate at 0% will allow US to create a domestic Marshall Plan
>Anglosphere (US, UK, AUS, NZ, CAN) awaken from their cuckoldry slumber
>The world bows down to their English speaking masters

The world is ours non-English speakers. You’ve been outmaneuvered again. How many times will it take for everyone to learn to stop antagonizing the true Ubermensch.

would be nice

>every year
ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS FAGGOT

2 days before it starts to go bad because you don't have the black magic they use at markets.

Source on that? Can't find anything but hand sanitizer shilling

>Italy constantly getting 5k cases daily
>quarantine lifted on April 13th

They're fucked

>tfw I don't have a mascherina

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I thought Bill Mitchell would admit he was wrong after Trump changed teams.

Turns out his covid denialism is giving him record views and attention, he's never backing down.

good for about a week mate

death rate around .4% for anyone under 50. factor in unreported recovered and you are looking at .2% for anyone under 50. lmao wow this is barley a boomer killer. more like the greatest generation.

Oh
Look at NY death rates by age
Need help with the maths mutt?

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Is this a real question or are you baiting? The virus needs to be in the respiratory system to replicate and what is the best way to reach your throat and lungs? Your face

Why is this nothingburger so big?

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I'LL GIVE HER MY ENERGY TO DOUBLE HER DEATH RATE AND R0

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I miss hamburgers.

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>quarantine lifted on April 13th
It's not getting lifted until May.

Government downplay coronavirus, for feminist March 8M, Government still downplay coronavirus and don't buy any shit like PPE, Barcelona and Madrid people still spread virus for whole Spain.

A lot tourist from Italy, football parties, funerals, parties ...

ruh roh raggy hong kong isnt a country. just ask the WHO