/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2918 - WEBM EDITIONS

Fake deaths

Fuck the illuminati, pay me to be silent or I will keep exposing the truth

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Any talented Webm anons out there? We need a SARS_WARS.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=RVABcl5qPA0

Only options for top10 are India, Ecuador, Philippines, and Indonesia. But India isn't even a dark horse atm.

Fake tests

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SHOW Y O U R H I G H M O R A L F A C E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Numbers of infected are lower because common cold gets counted as COVID.

Number of death is higher because almost nobody reports deaths outside hospitals and almost nobody tests post-mortem.

Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria
>Brazil
>Turkey
>Mexico
>Indonesia
>Canada
>Russia
>Argentina
>Egypt
>Poland
>Bangladesh

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More fake deaths

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Jejejejeje

Ecuador and Japan will blow up

I hate bugmen so much

AN indonesia, Thailand outbreak will destroy S.E Asia. Australia is about to get 1000 boats on our doorstep in 1-3 months.

Can't wait to see all your precious kpop idols start to cough blood. Beauty dead corpses.

India is the safest bet but you'd be gambling if they'll test people or even share stats if it gets big.

Ecuador is fucked but their total numbers will be limited by their small population

it won't show in statistics because none of those third world shitholes test properly or at all

The fact that Luxemburg is ahead of Indonesia and Mexico shows that this has barely started yet. Also fuck this captcha bullshit

My friend had been tested positive for COVID-19. This is his experience in the hospital:

I was distraught by the results. I had been very careful for the past two weeks, going out only a few times to buy food, soap and other necessary things. Yet I knew when my throat felt like sandpaper and my chest pained that I needed to get tested. During this time to the results, several policemen came over to check on me, making sure I was staying put at home.

When I got my results, an ambulance was dispatched to my house and I was admitted. There was a lack of beds and on the hallways, there were many bodies wrapped in blue bags. I was placed next to one of them and told that I have to make do with this until there is room for me.

So I was laid next to a dead woman of 65 years of age, a detail I could easily know from the labels on each and every one of the bags. Food was bland, plain porridge and some sort of vegetable.

Now officially there should be around only 3000 plus confirmed cases nationwide. However based on the number of body bags I seen, I am starting to think the actual numbers are much higher.

Rate my PrEP boysssss

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Japan maybe mexico

First time seeing this one, why do they deny they enjoy bloodshed so much?

Argentina will be nunba 3 final score.

Update:

I feel so cold, wheezing whenever I breath. My body was shivering all over, teeth clattering. I wrapped myself tightly with the thin white sheet given to me. Yet, it still feel so cold. At every doctor and nurse that pass by me, I beg,

"please, please give me some warmth, an extra blanket, please"

My pleas were ignored and I was left to shiver and shave uncontrollably for hours next to lifeless wrapped bodies. At some point, I passed out. When I came to a doctor was staring down at me, blue suited and masked.

"user, I have administered Hydroxychloroquine while you were out. I checked your condition, you are slightly more stable now. Rest well..."

I faded into unconsciousness once more.

Things like this regularly happen in Western countries too but they wear hygienic clothes there. Health and safety inspection doesn't give a fuck they just issue a warning and move on.

Update 2:

When I woke up, I felt burning all over. Everything that I touch brought me sizzling pain upon my fingers, even my very own clothes. I wriggled and turned but I felt on fire. If I keep still, the same sensation is felt. Strangely there was not even a single bead of sweat that formed anywhere on my body.

Doctors and nurses seemed indifferent to my plight. Sizzling in pain all over, I could only let out a pathetic little groan, but none would listen. Eventually I began to unbutton my clothes, causing two nurses to pin me down while a doctor jam a pill of hydroxychoroquine into my mouth, forcing me to swallow.

"user, don't worry this drug should keep you stable. Don't forget to take your Vitamin C pills later during your meal. Oh, you may have a proper bed soon", the doctor assured before moving away.

I lay amongst the bodies. I was cold as them but now I am in extreme heat. Being in excruciating pain, I could not will myself to sleep, only to feel fiery pain licking me all over. At some point I saw several soldiers in green and gas masks running past me, all bearing a pouch with a red cross on it.

"Remember, inject only those in critical condition", one of them reminded.

Now I am just lying here, only the dead for my company.

They really shouldn't waste time on coffers for corpses; especially the zync ones can't be cremated without opening them.
Fuck the caskets, put them into a bag.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying, "Come and see." And I saw, and behold a white horse

India probably ahead of a lot those countries in testing ability. I'd say they'd be better than Indonesia and Pakistan anyway. Basically they're all fucked anyway

Still waiting for when this is over and WHO publishing the real estimates of numbers which are commonly between x100 - x200. lel

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Ecuador seems like is the next big one. Their response was very shitty from the start

fat

I'm betting on Canada

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My fiance's dad is a surgeon in a major city here and they are preparing for half of Poland to die from this virus. No joke. We're fucked.

Saudi Arabia because they deserve it.

Fake flag kys shill
sage

and their lack of testing

Ok chang, show flag or we will tell Winnie the Pooh you have bad copy pasta.

>half of Poland to die from this virus
In your dreams.
If only this shit was that deadly, we'd live in a better world.

Is it true nail biting strengthens your immune system? I've been a nail biter all my life and havnt been sick since i was a kid. Im 29 now.

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>My friend had been tested positive for COVID-19. This is his experience in the hospital:

>Mom begged me to go get testing. I told her it was a big nothing burger. Hospital was nearly empty. Got tested anyway and was positive for nothing burger. They told me to go home and get well. So, I did that.

then he went back to work. That was last month.

My uncle's neighbour is a neurobiologist in a very major city and they're preparing for roughly 10 000 people to die, 15 000 to turn into zombies, and 35 000 to turn into anime catgirls. No joke. We're blessed.

>luxembourg
This is why I know most nations aren't counting.
Get the mass graves ready for the poos...

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Population is only 17 million though. Less than Mexico City.
Indonesia has been my pick for a while now. 272m population. Poor healthcare. Mostly muslims who are determined to be super spreaders by continuing public gatherings.

>nail biting strengthens your immune system?
No, just your bones.

Flat Earth Faggot. Take it to /x/

The problem is that our hospitals are starting to collapse. In my city the biggest hospital has already closed because the entire staff had to be put under quarantine for the virus. The issue is not that the virus will kill everyone, there are people dying because they simply can't get to the hospital for normal reasons. This is the big killer, not necessarily the virus but complications from the virus.

>bill mitchell
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
>PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
>PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
>PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM
>PEOPLE IN SPAIN USING COMMUNITY PARKINGS TO LET THE KIDS PLAY, THROW PARTIES, JOGGING OR INSTALL GYMS IN THEM

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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is it true that Lenin escaped to some island? What other country leaders have bailed since the outbreak?

>Things like this regularly happen in Western countries too but they wear hygienic clothes there
Prove it. All you have is shitty PETA videos without source (most of them from Islamic and Asian countries). There is most certainly not a fucking audience of people clapping for animal torture you chigger piece of shit.

no matter how dumb his posts are the stupidest part will always be the flag

Between Japan and Ecuador but I will just about go for Ecuador to win it

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this guy is probably the most based person to come out during this shit, he should be US president.

Ontario Canada is projecting 3k-15k dead total for a population of 15m over *2 years*.

If 50% get infected, that's a mortality rate of 0.04% - 0.2%.

I thought it's "honhonhon" in french

coming into winter.
rough seas.
shame.

all the plastic means they won't decay and can still be sold.

>17 million
Well shit, I genuinely believed it's like 15 million more.

He couldn't run so fast, he's in a wheelchair

Happening got the memo that it was cancelled.
Yas Forums never got the memo.

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Apparently it's true of eating mucus, I'm 33 and haven't been sick since I was a child...

How do I loose virginity before apocalypse? I'm 26. Me on the photo.

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he almost dead but he's still texting paragraphs?
okay

what's the point of coffins in a pandemic? shouldn't you cremate instead?

A surgeon just flew over my house!

*No country accepts 50% mortality, user. They just stop doing whatever it is they're doing, sit down and coof.*

With testing: Japan
Without testing: India

Old people are dying en masse because they can't get to the hospitals retard.

says the 60 year old on twitter all day spitting on peoples graves

Wodka

God, you're beyond return.

you don't

I came back from UK recently and started feeling fur grow on me
Am I going to make it?

Then how do people know what killed them if they can't reach the hospital?
Checkmate.

This

And that's why you don't host the olympics.

Pretty shit, if you ask me. Basically every other Corona-chan video has been better.

Depending on how things go, more people could die from the global happening than from the virus itself.

Of course

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Reminder of most fucked countries. ourworldindata.org/grapher/new-covid-deaths-per-million

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A cat is fine too

>they simply can't get to the hospital for normal reasons.
It's happening in plenty of places, death rate doubles to 12-12% but it doesn't skyrocket to all the fucking population.
That's because people are now aware, somewhat avoid doing bad shit, and the virus has a wide spectrum of mild to no symptoms at all.

Your actual infected numbers will spread a lot more, but never dream of having 50% population die. It doesn't happen with this shit.
Even Italy is reporting less deaths for the amount of people that die in their homes; doesn't 10mx death rates still.

Its us isn't it? Its all ogre now.

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every fucking day with the anime picture and capitalized multiple lines i really hope covid chokes you to death

Shouldn't they be in the fridge?

Why?

With testing that does not work: Spain

>most fucked countries.
Chinese so stronk that nigger corona got tired of trying. Fucking cunt.

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>spain
>251 deaths per 1 million people
Literally fucking nothing at all.

slowly drifting
hard to think
breathing still stunted
I think my body is finally giving up and wants me to sleep

I'm was just crying

I haven't gone out in like a month. I just went through a long ass fucking dark sad sorry winter.

And now i can't even go drinking or socialize with people. Facetime is alright but its clear everyone is depressed about this.

Sitting inside all day is unhealthy. I haven't been able to get my hair done. This is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Can any of you nerds here give me some tips as to how you handle being indoors all day?

UK UPDATE
+3,735 new cases +705 new deaths
>3,735 new cases +705 new deaths
+3,735 new cases +705 new deaths
>3,735 new cases +705 new deaths
+3,735 new cases +705 new deaths
>3,735 new cases +705 new deaths

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Rape. Russkies like it.

Indonesia or Nigeria seem like the ones that will probably have big numbers. Maybe we too.

Basic gestalt on "fake deaths"?

You keep posting this since tonight for what??

you retards think this a hoax from western media

This is /cvg/ we are tracking all this shit since january when western media barely reported about

the same media you are accusing for make a hoax were the first to said "it´s just a flu bro"

Now they and you are starting to collide with reality

Does anybody know where I can get the numbers of deaths/recoveries each day in america going backwards in time instead of just the total? I want to enter the information to figure out how it's fluctuating

UK
+3735 cases
+708 deaths

UK
+3735 cases
+708 deaths

UK
+3735 cases
+708 deaths

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I didn't mean that the Corona will literally kill half our population, but that people will die from it and related to it. For example, people aren't able to go to hospitals if they get a heart attack anymore or have cancer. They're simply dying. We will lose at least 40% of our population 50% at worst.

What the actual fuck.

Cry more faggot.

DAILY REMINDER:

THANK YOU CHINA, FOR

Covering up the outbreak since November 2019

Silencing whistleblowers in early December

Silencing doctors since December

Lying about human to human transmission in mid-January

Covering up the real number of cases

Letting infected people travel around the world

Not letting in foreign help workers and expelling foreign journalists

Buying up the stock of masks from other countries before the outbreak leaving the other countries defenseless

Accusing other countries of racism, when they close their borders to China

Controlling the WHO to mislead the global community about the virus' severity

Lying about the origin of the virus and falsely accusing other countries of bioterrorism

Threaten foreign governments to withhold critically important medical supply when challenged on your narrative

Selling defective equipment to other countries while claiming you're donating them to portrait yourself as the saviour of the world

Intentionally manipulating exported thermometers to help increase the spread of the virus in the US

Tanking the world economy and killing tens of thousands of people, simply because you wanted to save face

FUCK YOU CHINA

properly shave.

clean your face.

Thanks for your opinion user, but maybe other people might like it over the corona-chan videos.

Looks like an OG Memphis Rap video youtu.be/1mHlSGofn50

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>tfw sbane dying
youtube.com/watch?v=8X7hzZUCErE

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Here you go, retard: youtube.com/watch?v=M-aWfg2DTCw
Pigs in Belgium being beaten and boiled alive
And no there's no crowds chearing you dumb nigger because they keep it secret and what they can't keep secret the government covers up
Why would there even be an audience in a butchery you mongrel

We aren't a dark horse, we're number one without doping (USA and China)

Will you give me your sister then? Estonians like it.

part and parcel.

No but ee can use those jaws as an anvil

Putain les mecs...

ecuador is blowing up already, I can hear the ticking bomb

wasn't like 500 yesterday? you're gonna get Italy numbers soon lads

Rookie numbers, UK.
Step up your game, baka, you left EU for this kiddy shit? Go USA style or GTFO.

At least the number of new cases is decreasing slightly or sorta stable?

Canada will hit number2

It should be easy in Russia, just buy some lubricant and insult a chechen.

Depends. Age? Height? Sexuality? Any STDs?

user, death is the best stupidity filter in existence. Modern healthcare has up ended that. Be glad what you say is happening. People should take better care of themselves.

Apart from Japan and Luxembourg these are all 3rd world shitholes where people eat what they farm and don't come into contact with the urbanite, which puts a low ceiling in their case number. Luxembourg only has about 8 people in it anyway, so that leaves only Grorious Nihon

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Here we go, herd stronk!

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HERD IMMUNITY

Reads like a LARP. Kys newfag.

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So what happened with those riots that took place in China a week or so ago? They still rioting or did it all magically stop?

The cases dropped last weekend as well, so don't get your hopes up yet

Opiates an push-up

Oh boy

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No it just gives you an overbite

Maybe I'll just use Ukrainian prostitute.

it's his time to shine.

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why did you suck off a nigger

>And no there's no crowds chearing you dumb nigger because they keep it secret
THATS THE FUCKING POINT CHIGGER
NOBODY IN THE WEST LIKES THIS SHIT
EVERYONE IN ASIA LOVES TO TORTURE ANIMALS
CHIGGER
CHIGGER
CHIGGER
CHIGGER

Are you saying that 40% of people would die without hospital assistance?

Guys, what do you think about gargle with alcohol and inhaling some alcohol vapor ?

I can send you all the Russian women here. But beware of viruses

>never seen a pasta in his life
>weren't in the previous threads to see this one
Hello there, newfriend, enjoy your stay

Indonesia has 17 different cities with over 1 million people living in them. They're not all farmers. They're fucked pham

We're just getting started Giuseppe

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>Why would there even be an audience in a butchery you mongrel
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO YOU REPLIED TO CHIGGER
THERE IS A WHOLE AUDIENCE OF CLAPPING PEOPLE YOU RETARDED CHIGGER
CHIGGER
CHIGGER
CHIGGER
CHIGGER
THERE IS A

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Reddit faggots still holding to "muh hot weather will stop this" and getting triggered if somebody tells them South America is gettin a lotof casos
lmao

Jujujujuju

I'm more intrigued at the fact that there has been no new recoveries for like 2 weeks now. Is NHS a mortuary now? wtf

What else would you expect from the world's Lowest IQ community?

Why? All the Russian ones are busy with shitskins from Kavkaz?

Ontario canada is lying.
If the facts were presented half toronto would be a warzone right now

wasn't there a page with a timer to when new numbers are announced per country?

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>tfw you were nothing burgerer and now you are happenigger so if it ends up being nothing burger you will be wrong twice

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kill yourself retarded mongoloid
95% of the people in the west don't give a shit
if letting the zoophiles in the butcheries torture animals makes the meat 0.01€ cheaper they're fine with it
fucking mutt

Using incredible amounts of wealth acquired through the slave labor of your people to purchase the equity of stocks and holdings of corporations and businesses all over the world for a fraction of their previous worth.

I have been too busy fucking your sister to give a shit. Enjoy your sister when she gets home and still reeks of my sperm, newfag.