Gday lads, what ya drinkking what ya smoking?
Post ya choons
Aus/pol- saturday night edition
Joshua Wright
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Gabriel Martin
Praise him
Jordan Howard
fpbp
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Dylan Miller
Juan Morgan
Just praised him. Reckon I should do it again?
Fuck it.
Praise him.
Gavin Garcia
Anyone else enjoying the irony of mid-wit redditors finally getting the police state they've been begging for for the past couple of weeks?
Chase Sullivan
>tfw the crazy chip shop lady was smarter than all our politicians
Though that's not that difficult really.
Adam Morales
Holy based
Isaac Nguyen
I’m enjoying the irony of us getting socialism except it’s the rich fags and not them that it’s for
Owen Wilson
Im smokin' ya mum's cock ya fucken faggot
Isaiah King
meine ehre heißt treue
Jackson Wright
Pauline is a brainlet
Jordan Reed
Get one up ya's faggots
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Isaiah Brooks
spotted the aussie
Isaiah Brooks
Good policy isn’t rocket science really, winning elections is, kind of
Asher Garcia
can't spot the aussie
Nolan Rogers
Polk Salad Annie
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Austin Hall
it's completely disgusting what they've done to this country
William Rodriguez
Where’s Wally should be Where’s Aussie
Brody Nguyen
Ice break triple shot and a Q of dank I call, "playdoh" (smells like it)
Bentley Campbell
Jason Flores
Isn't English our national language? How is this acceptable? Oh right...
Noah Hughes
fuck cunt I wish they'd pull the finger out on my scomobux ay
Levi Green
Landon Phillips
Fucking chink filth
Josiah Robinson
Zachary Kelly
Absolutely fucking based & praisedpilled!
Justin Rivera
Fucking kikes
Jeremiah Davis
Don't drink, don't smoke.
Might go to bed soon.
Gavin Butler
Like the fella once said....
Ain't that a kick in the head
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Jonathan Ortiz
>what ya drinkking what ya smoking?
Nothing. I've gone from drinking 4 times a week to 0 after switching to working from home.
It must be the stress of working in an office that makes me want to drink. I have not had any urge to drink this whole weekend.
Jason Gomez
Heads should literally roll for the people who made the decision to just let the cruise ships dock and trusted everyone just to ‘self-isolate’
Isaiah Thomas
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Josiah Wood
This country will be very beat up after a 6 month lockdown.
I really hope too that we fucking decouple from China as much as possible. Though so much of our economy in mineral exports depends on them. There's no fucking way an effort by our government would be initiated, it would have to be spearheaded by the USA.
At this rate we're headed into being diet mainland China, and not even a cool multiculti asian country like Singapore or Hong Kong, but just mainland bullshit and corruption.
The only wildcard would be if this virus fucked up China so much that the CCP collapsed. Then we'd be in for a wild ride indeed.
Brandon Thomas
>They
You mean the white Aussie private land lords and owners who choose to sell/rent property to foreigners?
It's what white people have chosen to do.
In Thailand they made it illegal for foreigners to own land. The West should do the same, it needs government intervention to stop it.
Hunter Stewart
Fucking disgusting. We are a nation of cucks.
Jayden Cox
Gidday cunts, bought some fuckin' Coronas for a laugh
Jose Wilson
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS MY $750
Xavier Barnes
It never existed in the first place, it was all a ruse.
Samuel Jenkins
don't think they even told them to isolate
Benjamin Martinez
I predicted this the day they let them out. idk if anyone remembers but i was the user that kept saying
>yess yessss i’m sure they’re at home self isolating after just getting home from holidays, having no food in their house. Lucky they jumped straight in the uber and cab, straight off the boat
Owen Reed
Gee wow how original, buying shitty Mexican beer.
Daniel Powell
$10,000 from the super lads. What ya gonna spend it on?
Easton Powell
5th of April?
Kayden Rogers
Ga,bling
Jeremiah Ward
Don't even have that much super due to years of unemployment. I got about 8k at most.
Dylan Perez
>shitty
It's not bad cunt. Better than that VB shit you guys export to us.
Gabriel Adams
Lincoln Williams
Oy fucking vey! Don't wear a mask, we need them and you'll get itchy!
Chase Hill
Coming. 7million aussies being paid first 1.5 were paid last week, and the same qill be paid this week coming. The remaing 4 million will get it over the next 3 weeks.
Fyi we had >2 million claims to be processed as of Friday arvo.
Jackson Johnson
What’s the point I’m still earning over 100k
Hudson Wood
Put it in stocks
(not right now of course, later)
Robert Gonzalez
>auto next track is blue moon
based and fnv-pilled
Ryder Thompson
Smoking is degenerate but I wholeheartedly encourage baccy fags to choof on because we need the tax to pay for all these Melbourne and Sydney phonies that now need the dole
Jaxson Sanchez
If i put 2 claims in, do I get it twice?
Logan Howard
based
not based. how the fuck are you unemployed
Zachary Robinson
motorcycle finally gonna buy a brand new cunt, been off the road for a few years now and public transport sucks cocks
Daniel Phillips
Fuck the police. Goddamn gook lovers.
Oliver Kelly
>What’s the point I’m still earning over 100k
Reclaiming it from your superfund. Irrelevant if you have a smsf
Joseph Perry
Probably use it to escape from this shit hole country and start again somewhere else, that's if they ever let us leave again.
Dominic Ross
it's just shown up on my upcoming payments last night, getting it on tuesday
not good enough tbf
Evan Parker
>If i put 2 claims in, do I get it twice?
No. Please dont.
Landon Gonzalez
I never applied to centerlink before, I got a notice from my boss about not working anymore because virus but it wasn't an "employment separation certificate" (instead attached later on that letter).
Also, do I need to do that "job seeker diary"?
Finally, I was on centrelink years and years ago and don't have my login just my old CRN and made a new account with that. Ok thanks for reading my cool story.
Oliver Torres
YES, at 3:00pm.
Jackson Martin
strawberry motherfucker
Connor Sanchez
REEEE
I FUCKING CHECK MINE EVERYDAY
STILL NOT THERE
Isaac Phillips
Aren't we only allowed to access our super if we've experienced financial hardship due to COVID? Or has that changed now
Henry Taylor
“Now get the fuck out ... and stay out”
Dominic Gonzalez
Too late
Leo Watson
Oh I should of added, I've been employed for 2 years and a few months now at my current min wage job but before that I had gaps of employment.
Adrian Parker
>Fairstar the fuck ship.....
MFW that fucking business will NEVER recover.
Easton Sanchez
whats stocks? index fund?
Brandon Garcia
Feels bad man. $24,450 of your hard earned money in refugees’ wallets
Christian Jackson
>employment separation certificate
We dont care. Officially its not required, unofficially the more documents provided the more complicated your claim is to process, the only exception being your partners Id, and even then thats just so we get everyones names right.
Also temp visas holders/444 get nothing
>Also, do I need to do that "job seeker diary"?
Maybe after may, not for the next 6 qeeks at least.
>Finally, I was on centrelink years and years ago and don't have my login just my old CRN and made a new account with that.
If it linked your sweet.
Charles Lopez
Can you believe people fell for the meme spread by the media about masks not doing anything to prevent you from getting it?
Asher Perry
they suspended mutual obligation. I didn’t need employer cert or to sign up to any jobs
Adam Taylor
Who we praisin’ lads?
Sebastian James
Oh centrelink wagie of justice, have the centrelink chairs been upgraded yet to be more uncomfortable for the unemployed masses? Got a contract here for putting spikes on the seat to whip those unemployed bums into shape!
Jackson Long
The commander of course
Nathan Howard
Go back to Nipland next year. Japan was fucking amazing.
Sebastian Diaz
Why are Ausfags so up in arms about immigration from China and SE Asia?
Levi Campbell
I got mine
It's bretty good
Also getting a $5k severance package from work next week
Daniel Parker
Camden Davis
Because the Chinese run around like stunned mullets
Michael Rivera
Glenfidich with 3 mates online because I'm stuck at home because some Chyna fucker ate a bat
Ryder Butler
Because they are bug people
Jayden Perez
Why are britfags so up in arms about immigration from Pakistan and the rest of the middle east?
Kevin Nguyen
Well we are doong our best to avoid letting people into the building so the chair downgrades arent essential.
Michael Sanders
>Marxist
>libertarian
lol
Ian White
I fucking hate this state, fuck vicpol and fuck that pathetic cuck andrews
Samuel Phillips
it is indeed good. Are you going alone? I've spent so much time in red light district Kabukicho it's not funny. Fucked and been sucked by anything from 20 yr old hot japs to 45 yr old oldies in karaoke
Alexander Murphy
mostly our economy is selling houses to each other and to anyone else who shows up with money
that could hit a wall real hard and fast in a few months (when nobody is buying or selling or can even afford to do so) which is why government is going full communist wet dream with all these handouts to try and prevent the whole thing falling off a cliff
the task of every australian now is to try and prevent the useless cunts in our capital cities and canberra from selling off everything to the chinks who've spent months printing money while we're all busy hiding indoors letting our economies die
Elijah Cook
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Evan Bennett
Hello cenno user, when does the $750 coronabux come?