SHOWTIME; IRAN: HORMUZ BOOGALOO

Just a little over 24 hours ago, I was In Transit from The Brooks Range to Anchorage.
Just South of Houston Ak on The Parks Highway, I was nearly blown of the road by a C5M at Mach 75 On The Deck. I was on a curve at speed myself, the snow deep and the ice thick. It was dark and foggy, but I assure you I had no trouble identifying the aircraft.
I regained control of the rig and pulled over to make some yellow snow.
As soon as I exited the vehicle, 4 more Galaxies blasted over.
When I told you Helzapoppin' in the last thread, it wasn't lip service.
I can now tell you what Happened, as most of our Diolomatic Staff and Families from Iraq and a couple of surrounding localities are now Safe.
We Mass Evacuated all Diolomatic Staff from Iraq, as there are Catastroohic Event within Iran which are currently Classified.
What I CAN tell you, is that Iran has just deployed Hoveyzeh Cruise Missiles to QESHM ISLAND. THESE MISSILES HAVE INERTIAL SATTELITE GUIDANCE and have a range of 1,350 kilometers.
This is not the only Deployment within the last 72 Hours ,but clearly delineates the Brevity of the situation, which is deteriorating rapidly.
I can assure you there are Forces in control in some areas of Iran which fully intend to shoot down an American Aircraft with American Service Personell on board.
There is No Time to be cryptic.
Nuclear possesion with delivery capacity to Tel Aviv has been Confirmed by reliable sources.
American and Israeli F35 Squadrons
are In The Air.
RAF ASSIST.
THE QUEEN WILL SPEAK TO THE NATION SUNDAY.
>inb4source

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Mach 75?

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.75.
Apologies.
Very cold.

BING BANG BOOM
SAND TO GLASS
I REPEAT
SHINY TIME IS NOW ARRIVE

bless your heart user.

I am in the UK. We're going to war soon.

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One of many types deployed on and near the Island in the last 24 hours.

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Oh man.
We are accelerating.
Glad to hear you made it.

when does the news break?

'Twas just a gaggle of Slav lads looking for supplies.
We reached an Understanding, but I still had a hell of a headache last night.
Thought it was going to be more like The Phoenix Incident, but all good.
One more scar.

>Nuclear possesion with delivery capacity to Tel Aviv has been Confirmed by reliable sources.
That is great news. Just let them!

Good to see you and glad you're safe.

>5 Galaxies
It's fucking over, RIP red team.
Jokes aside, hearty bamp and good to see you posting.
Are we looking at the ultimate Easter?

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>when does the news break?
Could be 5 seconds.
Could be 5 hours.
Could be Tonight.
youtu.be/IeDMnyQzS88

I'm sorry user, even this virus stuff is more plausible. See you on Monday!

so project zyphr guy was right

nice, i've never seen blurry blobs being deployed before

>Nuclear possesion with delivery capacity to Tel Aviv has been Confirmed by reliable sources.
I mean yeah, ww3updates made sure everyone understood that back in January.
I wonder why they deleted their account.

Had a '62 with a 325 horse 390 when I was a kid.
Yeah.
Easter.
Dead Rabbits.

>THE QUEEN WILL SPEAK TO THE NATION SUNDAY.
You're going to lose your credibility with this one m8. It's going to come without warning.
>project zyphr guy was right.
Yep

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If our 'special' ally Israel attacks Iran, it will be after the Jew FF in the States or at one of our bases so Trump can have the excuse he needs to bomb Iran.

What a great distraction from teh JEW FLU

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After Trump killed its general and then ordered a biological weapon attack on it, Iran has unsheathed its nuclear sword.
Israel will be no more, in a few weeks' time but in the mean time we will get to enjoy watching US bases blown to smithereens and gulf Arabs' nations torn to shreds.

> mean yeah, ww3updates made sure everyone understood that back in January.
>I wonder why they deleted their account.
M8.
I am sorry to inform you, he was Deleted, just before my own Phoenix Incident.
He was a Good Lad.
F
Bastards.

65 deville myself, gramps old unit, dads birthyear.
I didn't know you fucked around like that, rad max, beyond wonderdome
thank you for the answer, and as always the heads up.
Stay plus ultra.

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How does it feel being this absolutely obsessed with American superiority? Even our kike infested nation possess your mind.

Sadly most this is true!

So you pulled this from hal turners sight?

>You're going to lose your credibility with this one m8. It's going to come without warning.
Funny guy.
Int is Fluid.
I've been batting a Far Higher avg. than any other MLB Player out there, including (you)

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>parks highway
>lost control

More likely you were driving too fast like every other jackass

loose lips sink ships larp fag

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING FUCK OH GOD

Also put money on you being drunk when it happened

>I've been batting a Far Higher avg. than any other MLB Player out there, including (you)
Doubt it mate, you say a lot of crap. I'm watching for this supposed speech by the Queen (LOL jesus, you know it would be the PM *not* the Queen at this point, right?)
>obsessed with American superiority
Nah, I just like watching a bully get its nose bloodied.
>I am sorry to inform you, he was Deleted, just before my own Phoenix Incident.
Fuck Jack and fuck Twitter. What possible justification would they have.
Fucking F, RIP

twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/1246328702348165121

I don't care. Fake and gay.

You get a some of the same Int. You were struggling a while back, so I posted your broadcast on SWR, and told folks to tune in for int a certain caller had.
After that, folks swarmed to your site.
Instead of attempting to castigate me in my thread, you should be thanking me, and workingnharser on gathering more int in a more timely fashion.
Good Day Sir.

Sweet.
Wetworks was bored.

Substance Abuse is for plebs.

I haven't had a good happening in like, five minutes. So I guess here goes.
AHHhhhhhhhHHhhhhHhhh

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>What possible justification would they have.
Uh I dunno.
Maybe you didnt catch my drift last thread.
HE'S DEAD, JIM.

something's got to kick off the first truly world war. it's coming.

The Green Shoe is important.

I dont broadcast jack shit fool.

Calm.down Brother From Another Mother.
Just a Ping.

bump

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telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2020/04/03/queen-give-television-address-nation-windsor-castle/

What about the NYC lockdown you said was happening?

And for those I promised updates on the ousting of Deep State Operative, Micheal Atkinson has been canned.

Read the thread. Check the digits. See > Int is Fluid

>What about the NYC lockdown you said was happening?
Huh.
NYC not under lockdown.
Thanks.
I'll notify the press.

Confirmed

>Nuclear possesion with delivery capacity to Tel Aviv has been Confirmed by reliable sources.
nuke israel already faggot

Follow up on Micheal Atkinson.
politico.com/f/?id=00000171-4308-d6b1-a3f1-c7d8ee3f0000

You said the whole city would be shut down...i.e., bridges+tunnels

Tel aviv? what nukes you faggot. They wont do anything.

Catastrophic events in Iran... they lost control of the bug, didn't they. I heard Larijani has a case now.
End of regime imminent? Will they attempt an 'extinction burst' before going lights out?

>C5 on the deck

Never ever

>the bear will leave its cave forever
Serbia to become a Russian Vassal.

THE QUEEN WILL SPEAK TO THE NATION SUNDAY.
> Actually Fox News was a source about 20 hours ago
google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-address-coronavirus-pandemic-televised-broadcast.amp

Saw it with me own two eyes, Leaf.

So what do you guys do all day long?
Listen to radio chatter?
Check twitter feeds?
Plane fagging?
A dedicated monitor for every major news station?
Crawlers looking for keywords 24/7?
ML trying to assess global threat levels and collective emotional state?

they are gonna put radioactive material on a missile.

you will shoot that missile down and irradiate your city.

capeach?

>google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-address-coronavirus-pandemic-televised-broadcast.amp
Well. I'll be damned.
OP delivers.

>You said the whole city would be shut down...i.e., bridges+tunnels
Ain't over till the Fat Lady Sings, and she is not even over 180 yet.

>I can now tell you what Happened
Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear
>RAF ASSIST.
The rod and the ring will strike.
>THE QUEEN WILL SPEAK TO THE NATION
Idols will speak and move about.
>will speak
>In braps

Well you got me there

redguards tickle my bumbum

> Well. I'll be damned.
> OP delivers.
That's my queue.
user DELIVERS. ALWAYS.
> NEVER MISS A THREAD
NEVER MISS A THREAD
> NEVER MISS A THREAD
NEVER MISS A THREAD
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>dedicated monitor
I dont have a warehouse.
Each monitor is split in to four screens.
The best Int comes in via SWR.

>I was nearly blown of the road by a C5M at Mach 75 On The Deck
Holy fucking shit, inb4anon, so that's why a few threads ago you were dizzy and confused the numbers of months? Stay safe bro.

You know there are forums specifically for LARPing. We could have a really interesting board here if it wasn't for you absolute dolts.

yes

Wont happen Shlomo.
High alert maybe, not happening.

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aw shit!

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هرچه لعنت کنم خوب است.