/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2915 - WEBM EDITIONS

that shit is creepypasta tier scary

How does Russia have so much aid to go around?

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USE THIS THREAD

lmao. Shills getting desperate.

A lot of those "recovered" are in comas right now, taking up hospital space. You MIGHT be able to work out the rest.

why 2 threads?

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The one with the WHO as a source? No thank you.

bro what am i shilling. patrick bateman just isnt my rolemodel. i just want everything to be okay. im not trying to spread misinformation it just seems like a good reason to be optimistic, do you have evidence to back up your claim or are you just a misanthropic doomer that wants more death?

kek, because the shit the argie doomfag posts in OP is much better, right?

yes

>A total of 108 healthy adults, aged between 18 and 60, volunteered to receive the vaccinations
Did they volunteer or were they volunteered?

Jesus, you're on these threads even more than me.

Based

I work in a hospital and will probably die by may.

i enjoy seeing you get assblasted when people don't eat the shit you post in OP, what can i say?

I can understand why you would want an optimistic spin on this alexandre

I'm autistic with poor facial recognition. Do you think this might be the same guy about 12 years later?

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They are not too busy handing their entire economy over to the kikes

Seen any corona cases? What sort of condition were they in?

Yeah, I haven't seen this, where's the sauce?

no

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>an incredibly contagious virus with a 20% hospitalization rate isn't that big of a deal
Remove yourself from the genepool, pls.

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Bleh, here's some things people bitched about that turned out to be right: human to human transmission, asymptomatic transmission, the German study disproving asymptomatic transmission being wrong, Chinese numbers being cooked, deaths outside hospitals not being reported, H1N1 numbers being inflated estimates, pets getting infected. I remove stuff when it's fairly proven to be wrong, such as ACE2 making Asians more vulnerable.

A bunch. The numbers are not accurate. I've been told it's expected to get much worse. "Gasping for air like a goldfish" is how I would describe it

It's just what you have to do in order to hook someone up to a ventilator.

You place them in an induced coma. The issue is we don't have a way to, you know, uninduce this.

Why do you think you will die?

Jeff G. — Viral Misconceptions - Presentation on The True Nature of Viruses

youtube.com/watch?v=MtWYQS3LFlE

Google to track people's movements during coronavirus lockdown

The information is gathered from Google Maps or the search giant's other services.

Ofcom Warns Media Outlets Not to Pedal Claims About 5G Causing Coronavirus

A man who boasted that he spent two hours walking through his local hospital to see how bad things were for himself has been jailed for three months. Kierran Stevenson, 32, bragged about his exploits at Stoke Mandeville Hospital, Aylesbury, on Facebook and was caught on CCTV as he made his way through public areas.

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Got it. Fuck.

>3 months later
>Dead: 156.678.965
lol, still only 156.678.965.
How many days has it been stuck at 156.678.965? Four days? Five days?

Mobile phone mast arson attacks linked to crackpot theories blaming 5G for coronavirus deaths

It's just probability.
I'm doing 12hr shifts every day and even though I have good PPE, my chances of getting it are extremely high.

I am not in good health right now due to the long hours, I know enough to surmise that I won't be a "mild" case.

I am 26

Moderna’s chairman Noubar Afeyan has said that phase 2 human trials of the company’s coronavirus vaccine could begin in spring, as pressure mounts for the successful development of a shot against the novel virus.

In March, Moderna launched a phase 1 human trial of its mRNA-based vaccine, named mRNA-1273, with the first patients having already been dosed. The study is being conducted by the US National Institutes of Health (NIH) at Kaiser Permanente Washington Health Research Institute in Seattle.

“It’s difficult to put a specific date on things just because it’s a very dynamic situation,” said Afeyan, according to CNBC.

“We’ve entered phase 1 trials. ... we’ll enter hopefully phase 2 trials, we expect that to happen in the spring, perhaps early summer,” he added.

The phase 1 trial will aim to recruit 45 health men and women aged between 18 and 55, and will test two doses of the vaccine administered 28 days apart, with 12 months of follow-up after the second dose.

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So they're counting people in Comas on respirators as being recovered? Or is it just people who are improving as being counted as recovered?

It's both, I won't lie. You could be hooked up to a respirator for weeks but you'll still be "recovered" because you don't have covid-19 anymore.

hospital workers seem to get struck the worst we had a 30, year old dying here (nurse) hope you will be safe aussie user

the one on the far right without hat?
definitely

Is it just me or are daily reported cases slowing

IT IS A BIG DEAL, but being all WOE IS ME THE END IS NIGH is a faggot mentality.. read some marcus aurelius, to me it seems like a lot of people here are just pricks that want to see the world burn, and im sorry but im not like that

Why does the road sign change color?

Probably. They used to be 10% of the total. Now they're like 8%. Then again, some countries barely do any testing.

The end wouldnt be neigh if more people thought the end was neigh.

And how do we know those "body" bags in fact contain human remains instead of harmless and uplifting medical waste?

>You place them in an induced coma. The issue is we don't have a way to, you know, uninduce this.
Well then, do you think that is wise?

You take care as well user, thanks for doing your part.

Gary just wants people to die faster
Leave him alone

You have normalcy bias.

Fucking hell, seriously, good luck to you mate

Did you see the article positing that the majority of people on respirators are dying? archive.is/cANKn
Can you corroborate it at all or is it too early to say?

Great now I still can't decide. I need to know

Some nigger splitting threads with a "new pasta"

Occam's Razor? Are you educated at all?

Where trumpbux

It's either that or death.

White balance? Colour correction? Not sure. Lots of phones these days have camera "ai" that actively change settings

Working too much is one of the worst things you can do to your immune system, especially if the work you do is also more than slightly stressful

bro.. cut this "me vs you" bullshit out. i agree 100% that this is a huge event in our lifetimes and it's tragic that a lot of people are gonna die. but i feel like the difference between me and you is that i dont actually want that to happen. so im hoping for a good ending. im trying to be realistic too, but i think there's still the chance things could end up being "okay." is that really that offensive to you?

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>i dont actually want that to happen
I don't want it to happen either but might as well enjoy the positive aspects.

I did see that article. Right now our success rate has been fairly good actually, but that might be due to the fact that we have MUCH better PPE than other hospitals (which we bought ourselves)

What is it that you know? How can one tell if there case will be mild or not?

Daily

Chinks and cianigger kikes will argue with you for days about this being a nothingburger, ignore them and filter, they will argue the same point in every thread. Do not waste your time giving them a (you)

Couldn't you just knock them out with an IV, tube then up, strap them down and let them wake up after that?

Why did you do it Argiebro. What made you do it.

Cringe post.

I like to coof it, coof it
I like to coof it, coof it
I like to coof it, coof it
We like to coof it!

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>all the haters from early today

did shills got paid today or what??

I don't know, i for sure have never been a body bag so i wouldn't know for sure what they might contain.

I suppose a dullard might infer falsely that the "body" bags contain human remains and them being situated next in proximity to a medical center of some manner might imply human remains but who can be sure? It could be medical waste, used PPE, it could be an art installation or homeless people resting for the day. We just don't know.

We cannot see what mysteries and secrets lie inside. You should not make undue assumption based on hot air.

Absolutely, but what can you do? I can't NOT show up to work knowing peoples lives LITERALLY depend on me showing up, it would be selfish.

why argie WHY?

At the bank.
But you could ask Shlomo Shekelsteinberg for a low interest loan, goy

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They need to be unconcious for the duration of the intubation otherwise their gag reflex will kick in until the tube comes out. There was a video of exactly that happening to a young Chinese woman

Glad to hear it, don't give away where you're at, but are you at a larger or smaller hospital? How many people are you treating? If you don't mind telling us, and what PPE, full airborne precaution?

huge fan gary.

well i feel you. sometimes i get all pissed off and i think about how we're in a pandemic and it's easy to think "take THAT, suckers." but im not always unhinged and i think ultimately i hope things get better.

i dont want it to end up where we're all seizing in the streets and being wrapped up in body bags every day and shit like that. ive actually started coming here less and less cus it's worn down my mental health. shit just isn't as informative anymore.

I want to coof and coof all night

And die of corona every day

Fake hospitals

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Yes. It is.
You are being childish.

It would be MUCH more helpful to me, if you thought the world was ending.
Because THEN things might turn out okay.

But your blind optimisim will be our downfall.

If you really want things to be okay, start thinking that they won't be.

Don't panic, be pragmatic. But don't try and make yourself feel better. That is a mistake in such circumstances. A virus doesn't fall for you playing dead.

anyone remember when it had just broke 1,000

Fake deaths

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based

Hugs to you user...

Take care of yourself, bro.

weakling

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Fake tests

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Trillions of viruses in the world, and Israel just happened to be working on a COVID vaccine?
Such luck! Almost as lucky as those Mossad assets who were caught in New Jersey filming the WTC attacks and celebrating while doing so.

Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

In 1998 Israeli Jews were caught developing ethnic bioweapons:

wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/

BTW, COVID has now officially been renamed teh JEW FLU

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