/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2914 - New pasta edition

► Detected (Global): 1,121,973 (+5,330) ► Deaths (Total): 59,403 (+245)
► Total Recovered (Global): 230,316 ►Serious, Critical: 39,444

Constantly updated list of countries and restrictions
>businessinsider.com/countries-on-lockdown-coronavirus-italy-2020-3

>NEWS
Timeline for major updates (GMT) -bnonews.com/index.php/2020/04/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/ (scroll past chart for timeline)
>10:15: 55 new cases and 6 new deaths in Hungary.
>10:11: 75 new cases in Lithuania.
>09:44: 103 new cases and 3 new deaths in the Czech Republic.
>09:43: 120 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.


>RESEARCH
Google on Thursday(4/2) released aggregated location data from 131 countries showing how people are moving around amid widespread, restrictive lockdowns.
>google.com/covid19/mobility/


>imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

>INFORMATION
Symptoms:
>cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

Corona FAQ
>cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/faq.html
>who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-coronaviruses

Loss of smell & Taste:
>cnn.com/2020/04/03/health/smell-taste-test-coronavirus-wellness/index.html
>bbc.com/news/health-52111606

>World Cams
NY-youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-514tGMg
JPN-youtube.com/watch?v=_11BYUkE5Rk
CHN-youtube.com/user/CCTVNEWSbeijing
IT-youtube.com/watch?v=ph1vpnYIxJk

>Cases by Country
(Last updated 1:18 AM PST):
– USA: 277,522 cases, 7,403 deaths
– Italy: 119,827 cases, 14,681 deaths
– Spain: 119,199 cases, 11,198 deaths
– Germany: 91,159 cases, 1,275 deaths
– France: 82,165 cases, 6,507 deaths
– UK: 38,168 cases, 3,605 deaths

>SOURCES
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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FOREVER BURGER...

How delte post?

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GET YOUR CORONA CHAN GROWTH GIFS
HOT OFF THE PRESS
WE GOT CLEAN PUSSY, BUSH, LANDING STRIP AND EVEN FUTA

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You have plenty of questions to ask yourself, friend.

>itchy feeling near the bottom of lungs

is this the corona, bros?

This virus is Nothingburger. Yawn

imbalance of the black humor

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My friend had been tested positive for COVID-19. This is his experience in the hospital:

I was distraught by the results. I had been very careful for the past two weeks, going out only a few times to buy food, soap and other necessary things. Yet I knew when my throat felt like sandpaper and my chest pained that I needed to get tested. During this time to the results, several policemen came over to check on me, making sure I was staying put at home.

When I got my results, an ambulance was dispatched to my house and I was admitted. There was a lack of beds and on the hallways, there were many bodies wrapped in blue bags. I was placed next to one of them and told that I have to make do with this until there is room for me.

So I was laid next to a dead woman of 65 years of age, a detail I could easily know from the labels on each and every one of the bags. Food was bland, plain porridge and some sort of vegetable.

Now officially there should be around only 3000 plus confirmed cases nationwide. However based on the number of body bags I seen, I am starting to think the actual numbers are much higher.

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>WHO in the OP
Bruh please no

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How long till we reach 1% global infection rate?
Is it still increasing steadily or has it started to level off?

We'll see.

Why are Americans like this?

Update:

I feel so cold, wheezing whenever I breath. My body was shivering all over, teeth clattering. I wrapped myself tightly with the thin white sheet given to me. Yet, it still feel so cold. At every doctor and nurse that pass by me, I beg,

"please, please give me some warmth, an extra blanket, please"

My pleas were ignored and I was left to shiver and shave uncontrollably for hours next to lifeless wrapped bodies. At some point, I passed out. When I came to a doctor was staring down at me, blue suited and masked.

"user, I have administered Hydroxychloroquine while you were out. I checked your condition, you are slightly more stable now. Rest well..."

I faded into unconsciousness once more.

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youtu.be/sz1bGzYdRdk
Watch this and look at the graphs
Swine flu peaked at 2000 deaths per day
Coronavirus is currently at 6000 deaths per day.

Why are all Canadians tranny faggots?

based mini satan

reminder that millions of girls are freaking the fuck out RIGHT NOW

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Is this number at all meaningful?

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>Dead: 59,443
lol, still only 59,443.
How many days has it been stuck at 59,443? Four days? Five days?

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A once in a century Pandemic and only 7k dead Muttoids?
Happenening? More like barely anything

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strawpoll.me/19692906
strawpoll.me/19692906
strawpoll.me/19692906

vote

Post your ideas for virus waifus and good things may happen.

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Oh no guys Gary caught it :(

Nigger why do you love anons cocks so much

Bit slow on the draw there, Gary.

Proud American here standing by Trump 1000%. We gonna beat this virus and listen to our President. He's doing an amazing job keeping us safe. So proud to have voted for him. Love DONALD J TRUMP KEEPING AMERICANS HEALTHY READY FROM DAY 1

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nice id...

LMAO, what a pussy.

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Are you alright, Gary? You seem a bit off

I asked last thread what you guys wanted man...It's only a FAQ. This is my last bake for the night, im clocking out. Change it if you want.

if you keep it, just make sure that when you change the numbers for countries, leave the time and date you changed them according to the time in your country.

Thank you God for killing evil with this plague!

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>strawpoll.me/19692906
Where's the option for the entire country is genocided by Corona-chan?

Yes. It shows what the current CFR is since its calculated from closed cases

>"user, I have administered Hydroxychloroquine while you were out. I checked your condition, you are slightly more stable now. Rest well..."

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we broke 100k daily new cases yesterday
it's accelerating still, especially in muttland and bongland
we could be seeing 2k deaths per day in the US by the end of next week

118 NEW CASES IN TOKYO ALONE WHAT THE FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS JAPAN IS CRASHING AND BURNING
MY IDOLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Still rising and doubling every 6 days or so.

2 months for 75 million?

why did you suck off a nigger then deleted your post?

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Just two more weeks, bro

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Source: Just trust me bro!

>id - FluTu
Second main wave of Corona-chan confirmed?

should I go outside during ching flu panic? my city is on top 5 list of confirmed cases

> i decide what’s realistic
i think your total realistic bad is best case scenario

Man, I had the swine flu in 2009. Spent a couple of weeks in the hospital. The nurses were amazing, and all happy when I finally asked for the heat to be turned up.

Godspeed to the world's medical professionals.

I wouldn’t.

I have legitimately been in cvg threads since the 20th thread or so... but come on lads, I think we can all admit this is the peak right? I dont mean in terms of numbers necessarily, but in terms of the societal effects of the virus. Please tell me how it gets any worse than now?
>everyone on lockdown
>market bottomed out
>loads of people dying
So what next?
>inb4 riots and or revolution
Yeah maybe some chimp out riots here and there but the majority of people are sheep who will do whatever they are told, and that's being shown right now with these government enforced lockdowns. It's over, this is as bad as it gets...

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Yeah, Gary, five days, sure.

make a corona-chan with ebola-chan riding on her back like a koala and make corona-chans eyes black like pick related

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need groceries and more toilet paper. my family under prepared

Daily reminder that the average normie thinks it's influenza, not SARS. The careful name marketing done by WHO niggers on behest of China worked.

>So what next?
Food rationing, stonks going to 0, death in every family

it multiplies at a rate soo fast that it doesn't need a human or animal host, it forms it's own physical body that feasts on testicles.

I don't think people truly understand SARS and what ARDS is, really.

Throw in being highly infectious, and the normie brain can't comprehend this.

How much for Spain numbers?

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>this is as bad as it gets...
What is cause and effect?
What is the perfect storm?
It's almost incomprehensible to me that only a very small percentage of people can grasp the notion of long term consequences. Even if the virus magically disappeared right now the entire world would take a massive hit and feel the consequences of the financial situation alone for at least a couple of decades.

Yikes that's a big oof y'all

it’s a toss up from here lad no idea what comes next
also argie bro is back

Much appreciated, kiwi.

>cvg
>2914
the prank has gone too far

They haven't even heard the word "SARS-CoV-2". They think it's an influenza strain. Chinks lobbied massively for a gay name and they even tried to override the name of the virus itself because they're trying to retcon the fact that all these plagues are coming from China.

It's not over in Wuhan yet. It's going to get worse

They ran out of people to count

how? you had like 3 months.

>USA 300k cases tomorrow

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shit, fucked up, forgot to erase Italy's numbers.
>124,736
>+5k cases

Feeling the consequences for decades charts a path of its own. The world will never be the way it was in 2019 ever again.

>are we in a deathcult.jpg
Yes, and it's a beautiful thing.

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Might be the case that the first reports of no humans transmission were right, and teh virus gets transmitted only throughcats as intermediate carriers. The countries with most cats are going to get hit hard, beware of your pet goy.

As we enter harvesting season any produce and meat that requires large amounts of manual labor will increase in price rapidly. This include chicken and most fruit including the staple Banana. Other food, especially meat and fish will rise too but at a slower rate.
Luxury imports, such as coffee, chocolate or tea will follow if this goes on into autumn.
Even if we get the current hotspots under control, for the next year or so while we develop a vaccine if all goes well, we will have to live with constant outbreak containment. While the first world might be able to deal with that, the second and third will have to make room on the cemetery.

you're a bunch of massive faggots if you're buying this bullshit
ukcolumn.org
absolutely debunks this massive fraud
It's over

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exponential infection, mass graves

Anyone have the resident evil type video of wuhan?

I know it was on youtube at one point

nope used available data to come up with those numbers

Sanofi donates a million doses of chloroquine to Romanian hospitals
hotnews.ro/stiri-coronavirus-23783255-covid-19-peste-milion-doze-hidroxiclorochina-donate-sanofi.htm?fbclid=IwAR16eUR1OM_aEv_CQKltxoSaHdCcUtGuNHybvMfD2YdSM3_naAHFSIHyF0o
France outbids Romania on contract for antibody tests THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR
m.hotnews.ro/stire/23783723
very original

Recently cooked pasta. Filter it.

Corona chan with skull necklace please

No Chang I will beware of seeing your ugly face next to mine

>A preliminary investigation is an inquiry conducted by law enforcement representatives to gather more information about an allegation. The purpose of the inquiry is twofold: it is designed to determine whether or not a crime was committed and to identify a suspect or confirm a suspect's identity. Using the results of the inquiry, a decision is made about whether or not to move forward with a full investigation, formal accusation, and trial.

Also, "no clear evidence" does not mean no positive correlation.

>it can't get worse than this

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can someone give it to me straight. like you guys brush off positive news because you want people to die right? thats kind of toxic not to be a moralfag or anything but i want to warn other casual Yas Forums browsers to take breaks from this place because it warps ur perception.. things COULD still be okay and listening to misanthropic doomers hope for the worst all day can really bring u down

which one? the one with the ''plague doctors''?

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Fucking degenerate retards like you made this general nothing but coom brained circlejerking.

There's now something else sweeping across the UK.

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Women are useless and unstable in times of crisis?
Who would of ever guessed?

fukken saved
thank you for your hard work

Coronachan should have a pet cat

what kind of exercise routine is he doing?

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glad we agree then

>think of the children
yikes

It had resident evil/28 days later music on it

Go back to wherever you came from, tourist.

he made that post 2 minutes ago retardbro

only the overly sensitive and muh feelings above facts and reality so yeah 99.9%

i dont post here that often and i have dynamic ip.. not sure what ur implying anyway

streamable.com/bt7sw

no sleep for you tonight.

Kek. Absolutely pathetic.

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You enjoy massive cartoon cocks you fucking faggot?

kino

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How exactly? I posted it once at the end of the cvg thread previous to this retard. I take what all the replies have said into account, but they arent massive happenings, they are inconveniences on life in the future.