/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WAKE UP AND SMELL THE TULIPS BECAUSE IT'S CATURDAY! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/beYUQWd8-2Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on America 1st w/Gorka 4/3/20
youtu.be/GHeChx-KQxQ
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 4/3/20
youtu.be/ayxViCzZy9k
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/3/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146955167001/
>LabSec Scalia on Bloomberg 4/3/20
youtu.be/pyov2NO7NTU
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146930490001
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/3/20
youtu.be/9lJVUxCzTU0
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/wXN5ec61yUM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/3/20
youtu.be/0L_HwBaVj9U
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on Tucker 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146995664001
>JCSChair ArmyGen Milley on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/GrqnCxuiQUY
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 4/3/20
youtu.be/i0mDEPWuWcE
>AFSec Barrett on mission readiness during Corona-chan 4/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/745636/
>CDCVideo: How to Make Your Own Face Covering 4/3/20
youtu.be/tPx1yqvJgf4

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new baker needed please

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nn and MAGA

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Threadly reminder that fedoranigger is the biggest gorilla nigger there is

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MAGA

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TRUST CORONACHAN

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MAGA
nn

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>freckles

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I have comprehended all laws of time and space

ama

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*Ahem*

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Hoe do we permanently remove all pedophile trannyposting jewnigger faggots from posting with ancap flags

None of these outlets are pulling a profit. Who’s funding them???

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>ex gf had freckles and red hair
She ended up being a fucking bitch but man was she hot.

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Establish such a problem exists.

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BASED twitter.com/SheikhKhorasani/status/1246345006111170560

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See

pathetic

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I'm not seeing the issue.

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Look at the size of those fucking pupils...

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see

IT IS NOT TOO LATE

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MIGA

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Man she's zonked out

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They are profitting overseas. Every news network uses CNN as source.

>she

Bernie doesn’t even want the job. He get shafted and he just talks about how it’s ok that the DNC is cheating him

Redheads are scum

>Trump is fusing nationalism with socialism
I don't have a goldface.png big enough for this shit

don't be gay user

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Abc/WAPO poll has Biden up by only two points nationally lol.

>I don't have a goldface.png big enough for this shit

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>You will never have a sister to benis like that and MAGA with

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>true mensch
>(((Klein)))
oh ofc its a dunecoon

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drugs cause mental illness
drugs cause tranny
drugs cause tranny posting
there is tranny posting because of drugs
they* want to give kids drugs to make them trannys because they say they are already trannys
but its just the drugs
the drugs make them trannys
the drug is in the water
the water is making us trannys

*jew

Almost certainly meth. Those pupils are ridiculous

Imagine having sexks with such a qt hopped up on junk and making little white hillbillybabies for MAGA

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this is 100% a man
delete now

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What's really going to kill you is that redheaded freckled huwhite girls are the opposite of niggers - they lack melanin. They are the enemy of the Jew.

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Honestly, this general should be disbanded now


twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1246146713523453957

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man cannot be bred and have white children.

I would do unspeakable things to her tight lil body

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Out. To the bottom of the sea with you

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ITS OVER

>already deleted it
you're such a pathetic niggerfaggot I cannot believe your mother didn't smother you to make the sids rate look believable

And

twitter.com/ifindkarma/status/1240417747260960768

Kys snus

no you wouldnt, incel

We will see. Once people remeber Joe Bidden exists, his approval will rise to 60% when this is all over

new shift?

IT'S. NOT. FAIR.

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Gook mooted

gookmooted

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Did you watch the video, little brain dead shit?

twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1246146713523453957

You got gooked

yes
feels bad man

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HOT

>Imagine having sexks with such a qt hopped up on junk and making little white hillbillybabies for MAGA

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so naomi what policies has he ever got passed?
hmmmm

i watched it.
wasnt funny.
the nation is in a time of crises and you little shits are joking around.

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its just a flu bro

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junk sex will dissolve your soul (and your teeth).

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It's not supposed to be funny at all, it shows that your president and his entire supporting grifter class must be impeached/fired/ostracized from all civilized communities for life.

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daily show as sauce........

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>junk sex will dissolve your soul (and your teeth).
But what about your ability to utilize a firearm (or be elected governor of Florida)

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Own words as sauce.

Who will do this, Fox News?
Also
>irrelevant subhuman convict island flag

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At least show the rest of the poll.

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>It's not supposed to be funny at all
its a comedy show not a news network

so you're saying states are too stupid to take care of themselves and need constant gubbernment intervention? oh wow, no thanks.
go fuck yourself, NYC needs to be nuked.

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Sorry, I only watch The Daily Showa.

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why?
is the virus bad?
didn`t pelosi and that governor say it wasn`t a problem and go out and hug chinks?

It's public service in this case. And very much news worthy.

Guys, if hydroxychloroquine works, is trump gonna win November in a slam dunk? All he has to do is repeat every damn week that he was right all along

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We /natsoc/ now.

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its very newsworthy to point out thats its just a flu bro.
br white and stop being poor, thats the cure for everything especially the beer virus

BASED TUCCMAN
i really want to see him as President in the next 20 years

this, the federal governments only job should be to ensure every american citizen over the age of 14 has a handgun and a rifle/shotgun(depending on gender)
ill pay taxes for that

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>ensure every american citizen over the age of 14 has a handgun and a rifle/shotgun
i think 16 is better but you do you. also COUNTRY WIDE concealed carry permit, there are always niggers somewhere near and every man or woman need to be armed and ready if the chimpout starts

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We laugh at no masks Canada

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nah m8, need a fash-wave edit

there is nothing wrong with giving a 14 yo a .22 rifle

wouldn`t take put guns into the hands of niggers?

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They weren't even doing nothing (instead of preparing which is their job!)
THEY WERE LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO FLY AND SPREAD IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN THE FLU!!

You dumb scum, you have no idea what you're talking about. It's literally every town, especially anywhere people go to church.

Someone should do a fashwave with the fetal alcohol girl

I got my first rifle at like 10.

i dont want retards to have guns my dude and 14yo is just retarded, i wouldnt trust myself with a gun when i was 14.
every single white man or woman who finished high school need to be armed, make it a law.

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this is a hypothetical universe where you are allowed to defend yourself.
I would not deprive my enemy of a fair fight.

and pelosi was telling people that going to chinatowns was safe.

>i wouldnt trust myself with a gun when i was 14.
you had a bad father/uncles

>you had a bad father/uncles
alcoholic retard, yes. also german culture is way too different, i guess that the reason i dont see guns in kids hands as positiv.
i still want every citizen to be armed but after puberty and high school, regardless how well you're taught things