Brit/pol/ - Immunity passports eddition

>The UK plans to issue coronavirus 'immunity passports'
>(you wiat, they'll require a vaccine to leave your home)
archive.is/wip/OuXnm

>Are we getting closer to a vaccine or drug?
bbc.com/news/health-51665497

>UK writes off £13.4 billion NHS debt amid Covid-19 pandemic
>(so apparently you CAN just delete the debt they print out of thin air)
rt.com/uk/484827-nhs-debt-forgiven-hancock-coronavirus/

>BA cabin crew contract virus on long-haul flights
bbc.com/news/business-52126661

>UK to remain in coronavirus lockdown until after Easter as government confirms ‘further steps could be taken if needed’
rt.com/uk/484805-uk-coronavirus-lockdown-extended/

>Labour leadership: Party to announce Jeremy Corbyn's successor
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-52156218

>How NHS Nightingale was "built" in just nine days
>(lol they just fit out an existing building)
bbc.com/news/health-52125059

>now compare that to china actually building a hospital from ground up
youtu.be/zzU0tXKa2bI

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8186507/PMs-virus-adviser-warns-Britain-need-adopt-herd-immunity.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8186219/Sir-Keir-question-cowardice.html
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topham Guerin thread avoid

An nhs liquidation team has been dispatched to your residence.

Sanitize this thread immediately.

p..please dont liquidate me
i did my 2 minutes of praise
i swear !!

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so what's this about a new labour leader then? any threat to the tory reich?

chinas hospital was just a load of shipping containers welded together and leaked like a sieve.

so this is the power of scottish independence.
>half the beds of wales
>nearly twice the population

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>t. didnt watch the video.

i did. it's carcasses of shipping containers being stacked then clad.

>any threat to the tory reich?
abolutely none at all, corbyn fucked labour into the dirt so hard the tories will be in charge for 30 years, see;

First for based brother Tommeh, mashallah.

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Hi bongs

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You again

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>Immune carriers of the virus released
>Wave 10 of infection
Nice, I like this plan.

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.

My IP is my digital Signature and everything I have stated here is true and may be used as evidence with my total and unwavering consent.

that dude looks like winston

>not breaking free of the 2 party system
>for 30 years
you bongs love dystopia or something?

Anyone watched the documentary Negro Terror ? It’s about a black punk band that did A Screwdriver cover
youtube.com/watch?v=vbYkz5CBMas

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Bamp

Fucking clap you ungrateful cunts.

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Lads I heard a rumour that Jess Philips and the army are about to begin a coup against the Labour Party.

Brit/pol/ is a Blairite board

>inb4 "oi, you got your immunity loicense, m8?"

My state has people strolling outside normally
despite the full hospital lobbies in the front and the cadaver express trucks in the back. So...'Murica...

...

large if accurate

>>Labour leadership: Party to announce Jeremy Corbyn's successor
if its a woman, they are gone entirely from the HoC

id rather walk it off than visit a american hospital

bbc.co.uk/news/health-52152375

would you be prepared to die for r NHS?

Why the fuck would I want to watch something about niggers?
Get yourself to fuck you horrible little jew

I live in God's country anons. They can poke their house arrest and checkpoints up their arses. This is not what English people do. I feel nothing but shame

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Nah.
It's kier starmer and his jewish links.

albinos always make me laugh

She must lurk here and she took Eddies bait LOL

>The majority of sexual offenders are white men – there is no Muslim problem with sexual grooming
metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/majority-sexual-offenders-white-men-no-muslim-problem-sexual-grooming-12451053/?ITO=squid

Don't forget today is buy cigarettes to support our NHS day.

For every cig you smoke today the govt will give 10p towards a new breathing apparatus in a hospital.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8186507/PMs-virus-adviser-warns-Britain-need-adopt-herd-immunity.html

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Funny u say that

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GET BACK INDOORS TOFF CUNT

not had a greggs in 4 weeks

>It's kier starmer and his jewish links.
>jewish links
uh oh. looks like its time for the third option

gotta get that immupass and get to working the fields!

I’d cut you bitch

Shove your beast system chip up your arse ill stay home until we are at 28 days later then you can't do shit because you will have died.

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They're good lads for dying for RNHS.
Plenty more doctors in Somalia to choose from.

get the ones from iceland

>Nurse Aimee O'Rourke, 39, died after a Covid-19 diagnosis on Thursday 2 April.
>On Facebook, her daughter Megan Murphy wrote: "You are an angel and you will wear your NHS crown forever more because you earned that crown the very first day you started."

>your NHS crown

tfw no NHS crown

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made for bbc

>I’d cut you bitch
quintessentially migrant

Tell these advisers to fuckoff and just go back to normal..
It's a sunny weekend, by 2pm everyone who is mentally capable of having their own mind will be out anyway

What does Scottish Independence have to do with decisions the UK government is making for all four nations?

How long until I can go outside again properly? I want to go rock climbing

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8186219/Sir-Keir-question-cowardice.html

He's a yid and most certainly pro paki

>Plenty more doctors in Somalia to choose from.
no need. we have plenty here already. the somalian surgeon in bolton park is working for free, apparently
scallywagandvagabond.com/2020/04/emily-jones-bolton-stabbing-inquest-7-year-old-girl-killed-riding-scooter-park/

>He's a yid
so now we will have 2 kikes running the 2 main parties. the queen will be loving this....

weird how the UK and..... sweden? but the UK most of all seem to have the most sensible reaction to this in the west

whatever, it just means we're sooner back to the gradual genetic brown-out program, right on track

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8186507/gov-plan-NEETs-east-work-turnip-plantations.html
back to work!

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You have to show praise five times a day for the five pillars of medical care

Cheeky bugger.

Is that Wharfedale lad?

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Damn straight!

Will this corona fuck up the tax rebate im expecting?

Always knew RNHS was a fifth column.

Like the jacket user.
Classic British style.

Hope the public wont let the government indefinitely hold onto these powers they've granted themselves. But the apathy today is beyond belief.

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>Tell these advisers to fuckoff and just go back to normal
that would involve admitting they fucked up and didn't follow countries like south korea with masks and not shutting down the economy. won't happen.

Go fucking rock climbing. Ffs

>implying those passports wouldn’t be bought by rich non-immune people

why do blacks grow those stupid pubey neckbeards

Just a random act of violence

Edward the first will be spinning in his grave at mach 3 if he found out.

I am the least toff cunt in the world. I just like to shoot, so I wear a shooting jacket. Faggot

Not allowed m8, plus all the local residents near the crags will snitch

the singer died last year too.

I don't trust that site
All their news is a bunch of clickbaity shit including clickbaity anti-white stuff

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People will be ignoring it anyway now its warming up into next week.

We don't get much sunny weather already there are loads more cars going by my house.

I'll be out clapping at 8pm sharp this time I swear please let my family live i'll even put some rainbow pics in my windows expressing my complete unconditional adoration of the NHS and all staff

Who thought letting a bunch of incompetent office managers run our country was a good idea?

anyone else getting the feeling that the lockdown is gonna be lifted on the 13th when its up for review? Here's hoping. Fucking bored. I wanna go back to work

Sad

>his country isn’t just letting boomer parasites succumb to natural causes

Lmaoing at Engcucks

delusional

Yeah just go.
Doubt any police are going to climb uo after you..

Tommaaayy
Tommay
Tommay
Tommay
Tommay Robinson

this. i can't see anyone listening and following orders anymore

Come on long baily bring it home

Islam culture

No chance. Look at Spain and Italy, the virus isn’t anywhere close to being under control.

They do a shit job at running businesses, so what the hell why not let them have a go at ruining the country.

They'll use a drone and some stern words. They will also grass him up to the BBC for everyone to see.

t b h, i rather be twat that can feed my family, than a Muppet standing in a breadline hoping they dont run out by the time its my turn

i look at prepping the same way normies look at "insurance".
The differnce is you cant eat you insurance policy,
But you can eat every dollar you spend on preps (unless your a retard that brought perishables)

Conrona should be a wake-up call.
Nothing was bombed
No supply chains were broken
And stores couldn't keep up.
Imagine an actual disaster.

TL;DR
Prep.

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:(
i wanna get back to horse riding. I was gonna take tap dance lessons this summer too.

I state for the record I would never do anything against our government, armed forces, police or private forces hired by said organizations.

My posts on here previous to this one have been purely fictitious and nothing more than locker room banter and I apologize for any offence it may have caused.

I am in no way stockpiling any sort of supplies and am following all Covid-19 regulations issued forth by the government.

My IP is my digital Signature and everything I have stated here is true and may be used as evidence with my total and unwavering consent.