How's the quarantine going Yas Forums?

How's the quarantine going Yas Forums?

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I'd quarantine that.

pretty shit mask 2bh

pretty well, im binging vidya all day

get in line fella

Eating popcorn, loving life.

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My female neighbor traded sex for toilet paper

what quarantine lol

Legit I still go about my day as normal.
I still show up to work on weekdays even though the entire building is empty. It's fukken amazing.

One day the coopers stopped my car to ask me what the fuck I was doing, I told them I was out for groceries and these faggots believed me.

It has a dick, and judging by that reddit tier badge on its jacket, I would say an insufferable personality to go with it.

Nothing has changed about my life.

I've coomed so much nothing is coming out anymore

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I've been working every day since this started and I still feel like a bull on steroids. You faggots are herd animals who would nosedive off a bridge if the Fed told you to.

fapping and sleeping all-day

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Yeah, it's only M. 3M is like 3 times better.

I've considered doing that, police are nothing except cock suckers on a power trip.
Few exceptions.

Well, it's all about projecting authority.
See, if I had been a thug, they would not believe me and would have arrested me.
But when they see a well dressed white man driving a high-end car, they are reminded that they are just fat coopers who are basically useless since this country is turning to shit because of them.

Of course, I won't spit in their face, but my mere presence reminds them of their inferiority. I don't even have to be disrespectful, being polite makes me even more superior.

God damn I love being rich.

nothing to do really
yet time is moving fast
still figuring out what to do during spare time

She's either inbreed or was molested as a child

I bought a plague doctor mask and hat and a medical mask to where underneath it, I'm going to walk around infected areas and give pills to people while live streaming, anyone gonna be there for it? I'd love to have some viewers

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learn a language.
Tbf knowing multiple languages is always an advantage. From most to least important I'd rank:
>English
>French
>Spanish
>Japanese
>German
>Chinese (fuck chinks, those useless bastards)

Probably getting "unemployed" next week. Means, I am still getting paid 80% and doesn't have to work. Godspeed!

>global pandemic
>not practicing semen retention to max out immune system and get closer to God
never gonna make it

oh dude too bad we don't live in the same area I would've loved to see that.

based parasite.

Lockdown isnt quarantine. You allowed to leave any time you feel to conduct essential business dumbass. You sound like a 10 year old bragging about stealing cookie.

Fucking. Do. it.

If America would stop being retarded it would be going good!

Ty! Start a new job anyway in may, so motivation is kinda down. Especially when working from home

Haven't noticed any difference at all

I just find it hilarious that normal people are taking this shit seriously.

Like come on, it's just a flu guys, get back to work. I need those sheckels ^^

Agree but Spanish is #2

>half-face respirator
>particle and fume filters
>no eye protection

Virus will fly right through those filters. Also, virus will gleefully land on her eyeballs like seven year old child leaping into a pool from a diving board.

Here's what I think. She has a boyfriend who is a welder, and that is the respirator he uses beneath his helmet, and she thought it would be cute to post a selfie.

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>T. mexican

Doing alright over here.

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Good, I'm hitting streamer tier grinds in POE

Swimming goggles are good?

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Bored AF. Want a cheeseburger but too afraid of the Chinese airborne AIDS. Hoping every country on earth (including Russia) bands together and demolishes the Chinese for this shit.

>.
Xbox 360(gta 4, skyrim, la noire, ré code Veronica)
,streaming, reading some SF books
I don't spend a lot of money, less as usual, not so bad dude...

not specifically relating to quarantine but I've been masturbating more. I had hematospermia and realized that I needed to cum multiple times to get the blood out. my doctor said something like if you don't cum very often it sometimes causes a blood vessel to rupture because there's too much cum or older cum that doesn't come out as easily, something like that... not sure if that is why I had hematospermia but it makes me think I should fap at least twice a week.

other than that I guess I'm happy that the quarantine will probably advance technology quicker since people are staying home and more reliant on it. but everyone panicking constantly isn't great.

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So how long can this lockdown last until people are sick of it and just get up and go outside in droves where the police are overwhelmed and can't do anything about it. Maybe even start to riot too, that would be good.

I always wear my half mask with goggles since the full face gives me a headache after a while

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>tfw have coronavirus and sitting at home

Feels like shit tbqh

>T. greatest number of nations use this language as their official
If it weren't for Brazil speaking Portuguese more people would probably realize the value of this

what are you playing jew?

heavy symptoms?

spanish will never be the official language of the united states. fuck you, juan.

that must be what Muslims feel like. All you see is the eyes and you imagine the rest of her is really hot too. I wonder if that makes it better or worse
"joyful to sew"

What quarantine?

No, I feel like I have the flu except instead of being a source of infinite mucous I'm just really damn tired. Lethargic more than tired, even. I've never been able to sleep much or well when sick. I had to have my parents deliver groceries to me because the grocery delivery shit here is over a week out now. Fucking hell

Yeah but french is better because:
No nuclear power speaks spanish, whereas France has a sizeable nuclear stockpile.

Also, France has a higher GDP than all south-american countries (except brazil) combined.

how hard does going to the grocery store once a week screw me

based niggan

Why would anyone want to fuck that stanky ass

As the cases keep climbing I'd rather stick my nuts in a blender than go out in public. Especially without a mask and goggles.

inb4 applying for 4m, 5m, 6m ... nm trademark

This will never happen.
First, because people are divided. Gyppos and darkies will start revolting first. This will scare normal people to stay home just in case they are caught up in the middle of a sexual emergency. The answer from the military will be so blunt that it will dissuade any possible revolt from locals.
This has already happened in the worst neighbourhoods of the big cities in Spain.

Then, you have other factors like people not knowing how to fend for theirselves without a Goverment and the fact that it's all meticulously measured to deprive people of their freedoms and get them to accept it.

quarantine? what quarantine? I'm not a cuck

We're only partially lockded down, yet it's still rough
> Can't visit my deaf and almost blind grandma in the old folks home because I have to sit right next to her and shout loudly to communicate
> Her city is part of a big cluster, and a old folks home in the same municipality has the virus outbreak as well as a hospital
> Can't hug my mom when visiting
> Still going to work, many are not taking it seriously, keeping distance is impossible

It's not very fun times

if you're sneezing or have runny nose it's not corona sorry bro

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Referring to relative value of second languages, go to bed summerfag

You have a point. France seems like a shitshow with Macron though and the other French areas are Africa and a couple islands

>"joyful to sew"
is that an invitation to plow?

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We should all take note of Sweden. They're not doing any of this bullshit and their numbers aren't any worse than anywhere else.

...actually, I’ve gotten a tremendous amount done both at work and around the house. It’s been beautiful outside, which helps. I don’t much like people, so I don’t mind isolating with my wife. I worry about my mother, but other than that, comfy times.

you only need a second language if you're traveling to that country. if they come to your country, they should, out of respect, speak your language. i speak spanish but i will never speak spanish to a wetback that can't speak english.

damn, you'll get better man.

Actually it's paдocтнee, so "it's more joyful to sew" according to translate. So yes

Only fucking libs quarantine. We strong conservatives don't believe in that deep state shit.

I live in God's country anons. They can poke their house arrest up their collective arses

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Broke quarantine today. Took guilty pleasure in it. Friend needed help moving tho and I needed money, what are you going to do?

drinking bourbon watching old horror movies

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I'm a bit miffed that I can't go to the gym but otherwise it's business as usual.

found out today one of my co workers wife has covid, and hes getting tested monday. hes had a coof since january and so have, no symptoms tho. Hold me Pol, this Colloidal silver better work. God i wish i didnt get drunk yesterday my immune system is probably fucked.

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SheZ BLACKED

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here we have 10-12 as "senior hours" so they won't let you into a store even if it's completely empty and no old people are waiting. I understand what they're trying to do but im just wondering how much difference it will really make

My life hasn't changed at all.

I'm wondering what all the roided out gym bros are doing right now they most be going insane. have to go off cycle and shit probably too. haha

is the sun still shining, Yas Forums?

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Don't start shitting your pants until you show symptoms. If you don't get a fever then you shouldn't worry about it.

Quarantine? Same as before I guess

I already came to her fuckkk

what you're wear, where you are and that place makes for a great satisfaction for me

had to look up her bush. Too much

Trump lied

I've used the full face mask and body condom once when i was working for my dad removing asbestos, never really had a problem but also dont think we ever spent multiple 8 hour days cleaning something up.

The masks and shit are pretty wild when you think about it, I ended up as a tool and die maker and use a surface grinder everyday and I aparantly should be wearing a respirator everytime I grind something. Not that this is really an issue at the moment because im laid off due to the virus.

Just put on the jihadi scarf and strap the ka-bar to your shin noone is gonna get within 20 feet of you.

Id be surprised if we got into July without people being up in arms about not being able to go to the beach. Crazy how its all the normies that whine for martial law and are the same ones that go 'crazy' after not leaving their house for 3 days.

Ya desu, id blow rambo loads on some big tittied brown lady from iran if she'd tongue my butt

children of a dead earth, best space combat game ever made.
currently im designing a spaceship based on launching fucktons of missiles with 1/2kg micronuke warheads, shit is fun as fuck if you're into space scifi games its a must.

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will shitting my pants make it worse. this shits weird, some really unhealth people are asymptomatic and then some healthy people drop dead wtf. ive always been a coofer in pollen season and i cant tell if this pollen right now is making me coof or if i got rona'd, ah the beauty if being a first responder.

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you don't coof from allergies

Better than ever, I’m still working and all you non essential faggots are locked in your homes

Nothing like that here, people just keep distance (mostly) and you can sanitize your hands in the shops and they have plastic gloves at the entrance.
Problem is the lack of PPE, all the elderly care workers are not wearing masks, neither are the elderly, leadds to big outbreaks if someone asymptomatic shows up for work

if you don't want to get comfy at home you're a cuck for sure

uh... ive always coof'ed because of the pollen around this time of year pollen gets bad in the south over here in america polak. My co workers wife has a fever but he is asymptomatic.

As if it's going to stay that way for long.

I saw this
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cool description of how space warfare will/would actually be like meaning kind of boring and lame. I'm a pleb so I'll stick to my Stellaris. Also that blog says nukes suck in space if you're gonna go missiles you should have some kind of exploding shrapnel warhead that can get past their PD

Keep in mind, even the US with the highest number of cases your chances of getting the thing is still only 0.08% . This thing is still very mild in terms of overall infection. Even less so for fatalities.

you'll probably be alright but try not to drink anymore. last time I was downing alcohol I woke up with a sore throat then the next day got sick and was sick for about a week. it does take a toll on your immune system so its not worth chancing it.

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Only degenerate globalists seem to be getting sick.