/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2911 - Case count by April 30th prediction edition

>cannot go shopping at night anymore
>have to go during the day with retarded spics and niggers who practice no kind of hygiene and take up every line buying 600 cans of spaghettios

how the fuck is this better

Video making the rounds from Beijing. Some sort of military movement.

Is this recent? Nobody's wearing masks.

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OVER 100 EARTHQUAKES DETECTED IN YELLOWSTONE SUPERVOLCANO
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
express.co.uk/news/science/1264187/Yellowstone-volcano-USGS-earthquakes-Yellowstone-eruption-latest-news

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>US wuhan flu testing is free
>US all corona hospitalization is free
fuck off shills

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npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/03/827025344/walmart-to-limit-number-of-people-shopping-at-one-time-because-of-coronavirus
reminder that AMERICA HAS FALLEN
SHARTMART WILL FALL
PREPARE

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probably useless, were the airholes sealed up when you rediscovered the filters?

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COOFS FOR THE COOF GODDESS

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like a rabbit that you can fuck

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless losers that should kill themselves because nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys

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Did they ever find these lost Wuhan travelers?

archive.is/vUMrH

>Hunt for 480 Wuhan travellers 'LOST' in Britain

QRD on potential cures?

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Wakey wakey. Eggs and bakey

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Any other anons prospect?

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Thread Theme
youtu.be/-XTwWqzKeXc

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an exploding supervolcano is a legit ELE btw

2009 H1N1: 12,500 dead in one year.
2020 Chink Stink: 7,500 dead in 6 weeks.

We will exceed the 2009 pandemic death toll in 10 more days or so.

post sauce of your image.

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I'm trapped in my house with 2 nothingburgers who keep going in and out and breathing on everything and won't stop talking. How can I avoid dying in this situation? Are they trying to kill me?

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Wow that webm. Women everywhere are next level. Also asians

I have wanted to prospect since the 90s never done it. You looking for metals I guess, I thought you had gems down there.

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livestream how you power through the kungflu

>nuclear winter without the annoying radiation
im fine with this ngl

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How effective would this be? blog.japanesecreations.com/no-sew-face-mask-with-handkerchief-and-hair-tie?fbclid=IwAR1mzc7AT902Z_--RVG445lEU_25gnWN8lyUSX7Qcnt8nj4c6SFb4NU0Rxc

yes its already worse, of course deaths are going to be vastly greater. the peak isnt even expected until end of april. good luck if you're fucking unemployed.

Oh man

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Plagues and earthquakes. So the Bible was right?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-rate/

basically all numbers coming in from all governments support .2% for anyone under 50. you can check any of them.

They already do that here. Every store has a lineup to get in. One person allowed in everytime someone leaves. You have to stand 6 feet apart from the person in front of you in line. This is every store, not just Walmart.

is it where they just fold it?

Yes.

the earthquakes aren't powerful enough to be noteworthy yet, they happen all the time and have been worse in the past, more low level quakes =/= more likely to erupt

>le shortwave radio face
He actually memed me into getting one. The signal is better than expected, but the BBC world service is all digital in Europe; I could only receive their west african broadcast.

No, nothing was sealed I just had it laying in a box

I just saw MGTOW Monk Hammerhand said that tanks are rolling in on the train into Los Angeles. Why are they bringing tanks into LA? Some shit is about to go down. There are a few things that this could mean. I know guys there who are big peppers. They're on edge.

Anything is effective to some degree.
Even if the air is rushing past your nose, the virus is more likely to land on your skin where you can wash it off.

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Chloroquine the anti malaria drug.
Head lice drug according to Aus
Just dont get coofed on user

>he doesn't knows

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Yeah
Would it at least be better than nothing?

Just murder them and bury their in the backyard. The blues cannot stop or investigate anyway, they got too much to handle as it is

>Head lice drug according to Aus
sauce on that?

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Eruption of memeflags

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>There are a few things that this could mean. I know guys there who are big peppers. They're on edge.
>military equipment moves
>must mean war
it means nothign you dumb faggot
stop trying this weak ass bullshit god you should be ashamed

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well it can be used for cosplay at least

i bought 6 pounds of chia seeds. started eatign them. they are ok, like chewing poppy seeds but way less flavor. good to snack on during day. watch out for tiny rocks/sand. good for poop fiber too.

Do you still love Corona Chan, /cvg/?

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This has been happening for years. It will blow someday, but no more likely than the last fifty times such headlines were posted.

Fucking breathers, errrrrrrm make me so mad

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>chloroquine
Any news on how those Africans and boomer exotic fish enthusiasts died?
I'm assuming they just ate tablespoons of the shit without measuring their doses.

Think on a bigger scale, leaf
Fewer people in the store at a time = eventual lines out of walmart = big worries in the crowd
Especially since Wal-Mart is supposed to be the biggest supermarket here, considering the state of 56 percenters there will be panic and arguments at the front door
I'm just waiting for things to boil over and for people to just start barging in since that's going to be a big catalyst for any potential happening

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peanuts are good. and you can probably still get whey protein

You're going to die if you follows that.
>no filter
>viruses accumulating on cloth
>you touch it
>contaminated your face

Just use regular gasmask. If you don't have one already you deserve to die anyway

Absolutely fine to use a non. In this context, you can use this filter safely without changing them until you can no longer breathe through them. any other chemical protection that they had is probably going to be gone though. P100 doesn't degrade from exposure to air

So lets be real for one second, no memes please. Will more Americans die of SARS-COVID-2 than in WW2. 405k Americans died in WW2, and even Trump himself said millions could die from this.
Are we going to have midsummer rallies in America begging Trump to drop a Nuke on Wuhan?

You don't wanna know

twitter.com/ABC/status/1246293423843430401

twitter.com/hodgeamanda/status/1245863218607566849

>be a nation state
>need essential supplies to protect your population
>get outbid by some guy named Joe
>meanwhile israel just steals them from the warehouse

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We have lots of mineral stuff, Im camping out in the old gold mines atm. These sorts of places I find lots of old coins, ammunition and other old timey shit, its really cool pulling little bits of history out of dirt desu

Lots of people are getting it and recover after 3 weeks.

AX.25. I dont know much about it though. Need to do my homework.

Nobody post ayys. I want to see if this makes the thread 404.

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Back to normal

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I've seen those, do it user. Yeah, anything is better if you have to go outside. Try and see if you can layer stuff in between like coffee filters or a folded paper towel. I was thinking of cutting a piece of water bottle or plastic and putting it in front but idk.

untill my dying breath, she is saving our people, or at least giving us a fighting chance.

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they must have took grams of that shit, in 30 mins they were rushed to the hospital

pharmacypracticenews.com/Covid-19/Article/03-20/Man-Dies-Wife-Hospitalized-From-Ingesting-Fish-Tank-Cleaner-to-Prevent-COVID-19/57707

With a hair as dark as the nightsky I'll always will

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>considering the state of 56 percenters there will be panic and arguments at the front door
>I'm just waiting for things to boil over and for people to just start barging in since that's going to be a big catalyst for any potential happening
Exactly. I think that it's what they are preparing for.

by summer there will be no more America

it feels like the cases are slowing down. I hope th ehappening is just getting started.

set up a tent in the backyard/garage and live there you pussy.

this shit scares me.

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Raoult's hospital has a death rate of less than half percent using HCQ + azy

mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

1818 treated, 5 deaths

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google.com.au/m?q=head lice drug corona cure&client=ms-opera-mobile&channel=new&espv=1

At first I did. Now I just want you to go away. Fucking bitch.

Me brother. Though sales have gone down lately since people are concerned over the chink flu

>41% of all deaths right now are due to coronavirus
>it hasn't even gotten close to peaking
>this is just round one
>"hur durr they would have died anyway"
>average age of death 7 years younger than non COVID deaths.

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Even the Snake Diet fag loves her
youtube.com/watch?v=UcuAI57eYSw

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I love our Goddess with all my heart but I think most of the other cultists are asleep right now.

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Masks don't protect the people wearing them, they protect people FROM the people wearing them. Its why surgeons wear masks, and not the patient.

Two weeks now since you started spamming this shit and the virus is only getting worse.

The dosage is important, double the dose and you may die

>mfw corona + tornadoes, earthquakes and tsunamis

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I know a few big peppers myself. Oh and PROOFREAD YOUR SHIT.

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It's a chinese study from Early February. only a small percent of patients in the study had even recovered. They were literally just measuring the first patients to die, which of course was old people. But wuhan is """fine""" now.

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Once people realize that the pinnacle of American culture and society is beginning to stutter, the panic will really begin to start rolling. First health care begins to fail, then their groceries get harder to obtain, then there will be panic
This is different from wartime, too, since people don't think that the threat is outside of our borders and that the government has everything under control

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those people "dying from it" are just being put on trial

explain Marseille

it would be hilarious if people started drinking lice shampoo like those burguers did with fish cleaners

>mfw

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Quebec's hospitals have around the same death rate WITHOUT that.

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An user on earlier thread said he saw something similar strange like that tonight where he lives in middle of nowhere, and he posted a pic. Just could see line of cars with flashers goin

I scour the internet for hours trying to find below-spot prices on precious metals if that's what you mean.

I only have a small stack of 8 ozt right now, but it was all bought below spot and they're all bars I enjoy looking at

same thing happend 3 years ago, some guys thought that it was the burgers detonating small charges to deviate pressure, no idea if true though.

>April fools has come and gone
>corona keeps growing
>gf and I have developed a cough
>dog has also
>moved out of parents house and moved to the other side of US
>my father is not taking all this well
I was laughing about this in December, when does is this Chinese joke end?
It's not funny anymore.

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A surgeons patient wears a mask anyway, moron.

Yes

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1 Million cases in the US by mid April

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And locusts. Don't forget the locusts.

twitter.com/Unspokenhistory/status/1238468699964575746

Lol wait until they figure out most of the worlds gold reserves have "disapered".

>no more Yas Forums shitposting
guess I'll just have to start cracking front doors open now
SIGH

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Quebec is doing just as well without HCQ. It's a matter of not swamping the ICUs.

that's doesn't make ANY god damn sense, user. If its good enough to keep viruses from escaping, then its good enough to keep them from coming in. Praytell what magic spell would prevent coof-spores from leaving a mask, yet allows them to come in? Why would anyone develop a mask that only works one way? U bought the media lies

Good idea!

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He's also fake and gay with his numbers, which is why we must await legitimate trial at a to be released.

Its almost guaranteed at this point

I've been collecting stories about "X steals masks/vents/respirators from Y" for a while now.

Mossad officer describes covert global battle to obtain ventilators at all costs
archive.is/djiHD

MASK RAIDERS French border guards seize two lorries carrying 130,000 coronavirus face masks for hero NHS medics
archive.is/j020u

US bought France-bound face masks for CASH from China
archive.is/yn6hG

US snatches masks from Germany in act of ‘modern piracy’ – Berlin senator
archive.is/b5LRZ

US steals masks destoned for Quebec
archive.vn/pkPTE

US sidestepped OWN SANCTIONS against Russia to save American lives from Covid-19
rt.com/op-ed/484903-us-russia-sanctions-covid/

Canada sent 16 tonnes of masks, face shields to China
archive.vn/sxmnO

US steals 600 ventilators destined for Brazil
archive.vn/iVqBL

3M, I’m the Director of Emergency Management for Florida; Please send us N95 masks directly to our hospitals
archive.vn/AOU4h

Trudeau warns U.S. against denying exports of medical supplies to Canada
archive.vn/AwbZV

China hoards masks
Germany and the Czech Republic banned export of face masks and other PPE
Italy bans exports of masks and PPE
China nationalized 3M mask factories in China
archive.vn/tRgnZ

Diplomatic spat has erupted between Germany and neighbors Switzerland and Austria over a decision to ban most exports of PPE
archive.vn/HEj9E

50,000 masks stolen from German hospital warehouse
archive.vn/T0gFE

Why Chinese masks destined for Italy were seized by Czech authorities
archive.is/K5hUu

Turkey steals respirators destined for Spain
archive.vn/AM9Bb

Germany says six million coronavirus face masks missing in Kenya
archive.vn/qNKme

France stole a shipment of respirators that was going to Italy
archive.is/GSkF0

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The pure pleasure of counting and inspecting the gold hoard.

So I /prepped/ but still live in the capital? Should I get out of the city before quarantines and stuff?

>Boomers are the ones behind "it's just a flu, relax"
And
>Boomers are the ones pushing the most with "it's a very serious virus, please lock yourselves away and seldom leave your homes"
So which one is it? I've been hearing both for weeks now, especially on places (and including) like here.

Minerbro ahead of the game
>fall of society
>have pick
>mine some stone
>mine some iron
>make iron hot
>combine iron with plentiful human ashes
>we steel now
>steel self for the harsh winter

Nah, I get out to find it. Good work on stash though mate

>le scary virus
Imagine panicking over pneumonia lol, thankfully my uni final is online so I got a 100 by cheating, thanks meme scare I suppose

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Yes, could you live in the desert in a tent or is it too dangerous?

>canadian nurse is back
your hospitals have been using this since before trump shilled it dipshit

tvanouvelles.ca/2020/03/19/la-chloroquine-deja-utilisee-a-lhopital-juif-de-

biggest hospital in Quebec

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>inb4 canadian nurse throws a fit
one of the biggest***

I don't know statistics but playing around with numbers is fun.

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Checked and based pixels

thats the problem with boomers, everything they get involved in gets fucked.
facts are, my local hospital is fucked and startet erecting emergency isolation things.
the locals are getting close to killing each other, and food supplys are still fucked.
one way or the other, shit is happening on a massive scale.

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Why do you believe media, repeatedly proven liars, manipulators, and contortionists for decades? You are without excuse.