Australia saves the world again

How long until some dumb fuck American dies from drinking a bottle of head-lice shampoo?

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>antiparasitic kills virus
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

>While promising, the drug has yet to be shown to have the same effect inside the human body, because the Australian research was conducted “in vitro,” meaning it was in a Petri dish at a lab. The researchers are still trying to nail down funding for pre-clinical testing and clinical trials, after which they’d have to start the long approval process for the trials themselves.

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Malaria medication is an anti-parasitic, and it was known to be effective for months.

You say that like it hasn’t already happened. Many times.

So

Zyklon B?

They're already onto the mouth breathers

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Lemme drink that shit NOW, I just ordered $1200 worth on Amazon.com

Wait until you find out that the dose they used to kill the virus is way too lethal for humans.

We've also discovered that the virus can't survive when exposed to liquid gold. Swallow a large amount and you'll be fine.

South China trying to fool the world again.

>in vitro

Science articles are so poorly written. If I opened a lab and used chloric acid to destroy coronavirus (and HIV and cancerous cells), there would be news about new wonder cure.

I cured coronavirus by setting it on fire

It’s almost like viruses are parasites hmm

So it kills Chinese AND covid? Nice.

>australian abo scientist dicovers fire kills coronavirus in lab

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>Black box flight recorder
>Electronic pacemaker
>Google Maps
>penicillin
>Cochlear implant
>Electric drill
>Wi-Fi technology
>Ultrasound scanner
>Gardasil and Cervarix cancer vaccines
when will amerimutts and britbongs realise? we are the master race...

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They're not though.

>anti parasitic drug
Why do these seem to do well against Corona?

>in vitro
wow it's fucking nothing

I have read the same in vitro studies with Ivermectin on HIV and flu. Of course, it doesn't cure HIV. It isn't even effective in mouse models.

In other words it.s useless, because on that level i have actually also developed an effective drug, by mere logical thinking :

I pour gatoline over the virus, then light it on fire.
Works very well in vitro!!!

don't worry guys, we got this

bleach also kills coronavirus in a lab

can't wait till someone drinks bleach

Depending on your definition, they can be. Something that is obliged to exploit a host organism’s metabolism/physiology in order to replicate itself is one definition of a parasite. Being alive isn’t a prerequisite

Except we already know the cure, it's the anti-malaria drug, the chinks have been using it along with the HIV drug.

It's just the western world trying to kill off its populace now.

Find me any credible source for a definition that doesn't specify life form or organism.

underrated

You forgot the best one's the Refrigerator and Tank.

Sure, ask Dickson Despommier if viruses are alive or not; that was his definition I gave you. Listen to This week in parasitism episode 1. Really great podcast funded by the American Society of Microbiology

> Listen to a podcast I like!
Come on dude. Don't be that kind of a disappointment. If you do, you may never grow out of it.

>American Society of Micribiology isn't a legit organization

typical aussie cuck drinking dingo cum

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I’m a PhD holder in molecular biology buddy and I’ve been studying parasites for the past 4 years. I definitely know more about what a parasite is than your smooth brain does. You’re out of your depth

Ivermectin? We put that shit on our cows, it's liquid cancer if it gets on your skin, let alone if you eat/inject it.

Ok, you had me going there. Well played buddy.
But unfortunately I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I’m not joking pal. Ask me literally anything you want about biology, biochemistry, or biophysics

Underrated post.

How is babby formed?

>Is atacking brain
>antiparasitic kills it
>COVID-19 puts parasits in the brain
>People infected are more agressive and violent
>Shit is a zombie virus for sure

Step 1. Fertilization of ovum. Mamma give cytoplasm and its contents, papa give nucleus.

Step 2. Introduce pluripotent rhesus monkey cells into blastocyst’s inner cell mass

Step 3. Kobe Bryant

Next they'll be rounding us up and gassing us oy vey!

>How long until some dumb fuck American dies from drinking a bottle of head-lice shampoo?
How long until some dumb fuck American sues McDonalds for not serving gallon-sized cups of head-lice shampoo?

How far are we from genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership?

you already do innit

Why are you gay?

It happened before the print dried on the rough draft. We're way ahead of you backwards southern globers.

Shut up, elitist.

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Ivermectin can be bought as a paste for horses. That is the cheaper/more sane way to consume it. It is also quite safe, the dosage is based on your body weight, but you don't have to be very accurate.

I'm not commenting on whether it works for Corona, but it is a common and safe non-psychoactive drug.

Imagine what a prolonged, deep vacuum would do to to most pathogens.

It takes two days. Big deal.

THE JEWS REALLY WANT THEIR VACCINE MONEY

fucking based :0

I took a blow torch to a fire ant nest once. Dug that shit up, watched them swarm, said "fight fire with fire" then let em have it. Didn't do any good, but it felt good. Grass doesn't grow so well there now.

>1200
Lel

This is weird...then again viruses are even a more primitive form of parasites...their host being a cell instead of an organism.

>in a lab
>not in a host

what exactly do they mean "high doses"? how high are we talking about? blood content of 50%? going through chemo levels of "treatment"?

ivermectin was developed as a treatment for river blindness in humans, a parasitic worm infection. you can buy it on amazon for oral use.

maybe killing off internal parasites
has some kind of impact that the virus cannot handle
maybe the virus uses parasites in some way with the cells
without parasites they cannot use cells?
undiagnosed parasite infections?

maybe lowering parasite load helps?

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yes is it not the anti flea stuff people put on their dogs and cats?