OVER 100 EARTHQUAKES DETECTED IN YELLOWSTONE SUPERVOLCANO

>tfw the reality would actually be indescribably worse and bigger than that.

They toned it down so that it could fit on screen relatable.

>Whole world sheltering inside
>Wearing masks
>Stocked up on necessities
If YS blows, it can't be a coincidence.

if yellowstone erupted it'd make corona look like a joke

it's just releasing pressure. The odds of it erupting are even lower. It's literally nothing calm the fuck down

t. National Park Service shill

>live in south florida
>if yellowstone erupts i'm safe
>get to troll and shitpost online when it erupts while everyone in the blast radius dies

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>Choke and starve to death weeks later from the polluted skies and food shortages.

Comfy here in the kill zone

Book of Revelations talks about 2 comets/asteroids also hitting Earth during this time. In the trailer for "Greenland" (movie about a comet impact that had the trailer pulled) Florida is where the largest impact hits.

How can one rationalize the magnitude?

It would be the ultimate happening. We gotta get off this planet and into the stars.

Kill all Americans.

They would work together to make sure there is total global economic collapse.

>implying America is sinking into the Earth
We're invading the molemen. Finally realized that all the oil is underground.

Holy fuck is that rare, phone fag here what is this flag?

Pretty sure the vampires killed the atlantans in Anne Rice and Stargate universes

You can't

The low activity over the crust of the earth is allowing sensors to be more sensible, that area is always rumbling, literally bull shit alarmist article fishing for shekels

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Patently fake, we would all be dead by n

mongolia
shut up genghis

The only country more mongoloid than yourself.

It's happening

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>600000 years since the last Yellowstone eruption
>decides to erupt THIS year of all years
Maybe god does exist and this is his punishment

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Nothing ever happems but I hoped it does

I live in western mass well outside both fallout zones but I’m worried my house won’t be able to withstand the tremors

this movie was kino

-_- (x) doubt

thats not how it works at all, the stress isnt being released, its just transferring down faults and joints to weaker areas.

ever heard about the tzarbomb? yellowstone erruption will be 100times worse

Combined with the virus and we're looking at an extinction level event world wide.

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Yellowstone normally gets tons of small earthquakes. It’s such a prominent feature of the the park that they keep a seismograph running on the floor of the Yellowstone museum. As fun as these articles and the panic they whip up are don’t get your hopes up until they say that the earthquakes have changed their pattern.

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>I.d is at8/22az
>8/22/2020 at Arizona happening confirmed

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If you read the article it says its common im too lazy to post screen shot due to mobile but crtl f common

>sudden influence of abiogenic oil rises to the surface across the globe crashing prices.
>earthquakes randomly across the globe.
>100s of earthquakes centered around yellowstone.

yea im thinkin something is happening. (also no one will understand the importance of the first statement)

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

why not, everyone will definitely stay inside when there's volcanic ash falling from the sky.

You faggots have been crying for a happening and now you got it. the ending of man kind, the ultimate happening. I hate you guys so goddamn much.

>Americans will be wiped off the map in a single big brap

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So corona-chan + yellowstone would be human extinction, right?

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Y E S

>abiogenic oil

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>this shit never gonna happen and the original never happened like the "science" says
The junk science you faggots believe in is laughable

every time there are microquakes at yellowstone they write this shit, media are the worst happeningfags of them all

umm sweetie, you won't understand the importance of that statement, don't @ me

How tf would you even make synthetic oil at that scale though?

Shhh user, it's ok.

This is how we will get to find out if God is real. We all have to die.

Together, senpai!

source of first claim pls thats a pretty big claim

the largest of the bunch is a fucking 2.2
the world must truly be ending

That's fucking enormous, retard.

No one is getting past the firmament.

the yellowstone caldera, the boomy part, is about the size of the entire state of Rhode Island. From any vantage point that you could see it with your eyes the entire horizon from end to end would be a column of fire

The day before a 6.5 hit Idaho the day before so there is some cause for concern

Thanks China chan

It is objectively not enormous this is bait or you are a moron

>seismically active area is seismically active
stop the fucking presses

Are you.. ok?..

Ya guys think corona was a cover to get the world prepped for the big one?

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>a movie