America is fucked

W-what did I do?

just seems a BIT disingenuous to say "wow, unemployment is so high now, thanks trump". look at what is fucking happening right now.

I'm going to come and take all your women by force

b-b-but at least we saved a couple 90 year old grandmas from dying!!!

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Yeah sure even though QE has proven to work.

>Muh immune systemzzz

more like 6d mahjong

a huge unemployed group could be an easily draftable army to fight a china war

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

These idiots who measure these things act like it's legitimate "job loss"

It's just on hiatus for now. These people are fucking idiots.

Nah, we're good. Everyone will be back to work on two weeks. This is just the flu, after all.

I genuinely believe all you obese, disgusting, filthy, mentally retarded subhuman Americans deserve to die. You fat filthy rats need to be cleansed for being a devolution of the human race and being worse than neanderthals. Being an ill minded, illiterate, xenophobic American should be punishable by death to cleanse Earth's gene pool of deformities of both the body and mind.

The only good American is a dead American

Over the years we've learned to deal with Americans no matter how obnoxious they are we have dealt with them, I for one have had enough and propose we form an army of exterminators, these creatures have infected our planet for over 200 years. I think a good deal of napalm and nuclear bombings SHOULD kill these foul creatures, but I fear it's not enough they're too fat and can withstand heavy blows, yes even nuclear bombs can't harm an American.

The fat in their body is what's keeping them alive, without it they'd be dead in seconds, a pure non-fat American is so weak even an ant can kill them without much trouble.

Remember Americans are NOT human, they deserve nothing less than total extermination.

You see, Americans if they even have a history at all, it's one of war, America is a violent country and it shows throughout it's "history". It was founded on violence and will be nothing more than a violent country for however long it lasts. It is this reason and many more that makes America a risk to our safety on planet Earth, we MUST exterminate them or face the consequences. Americans are the worst problem we face today, they blend in with humans and they trick us into believing they're the good guys, this is not true, they are the biggest problem Earth has ever faced and this is a crisis.

We must exterminate them as soon as possible.

This.

>so fat can't move
>so weak an ant may kill me
>still untouchable to the rest of humanity
Feels pretty good to be honest.

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this but replace americans with chinks

Whoa dud have you looked at the markets lately? They're great and you should buy the dips!

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i dont want to kill chinese i want to kill americans

THINGS JUST HAPPEN QUICKER

ITS GOING TO BE A FLASH DEPRESSION

>businesses will just open back up again after having months of no revenue with debt to continue financing
>everything wasn't 200x overvalued before the crash and needed wiping it anyway
I have bad, bad news for you. Look up hysteresis. It won't just snap back. The recovery will be slower than after 2008. This ride has just begun.

So does everyone else

Pretty good senpai

The credit/currency markets weren't totally fucked in the last recession.

Im not necessarily predicting doom, but this will be worse.

They can't react against their president in the us...it's over...

This, America is beyond saving

nah, this is my town
literally everything is doing okay

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>lay off all your employees
>hire them back at the same wages as before
>everything goes back to exactly how it was
lol
You job is now minimum wage so The Company can recoup its losses. Take if or leave it bitch. Things will never go back to how they were because fuck you.

Can we just let the disease run it’s fucking course? It’s going to do it eventually mother fucker.

It’s not going to fucking go away 3 months from now, instead we have to destroy our whole damn economy.

Yet when a war starts suddenly it’s okay for people to die again and it’s time to be drafted to defend freedom.

I'm sorry bro I'm just an American white guy that likes to keep to myself, fish, hunt, mind my own business, and also kill foreigners and everyone else who doesn't agree with my agenda.

>is there any reason it wouldnt just instantly recover as soon as 30% of the country opens up again
Yes. In reality not every business merely put employees on hold with temporary furloughs. In fact most just laid off employees permanently, and most have serious financial problems to deal with from the sudden unprecedented revenue death / customer attrition. Months down the line when you try to start things up again a lot of these companies simply won't exist anymore. People with vested interest in them will have already pulled out. Customers and investors. It's like an egg breaking vs. trying to unbreak an egg. Not so easy going in reverse. And everyone who would be required to get together and make new business start happening again is going to be skittish and hoarding their resources, rationally so because of the economic collapse. This means anyone trying to start a new business will have the worst time at it possible with as few prospective customers available as possible. This means fewer businesses for regular laid off people to start resuming work through. This in turn means fewer paying customers because would be customers are still laid off and can't find work, and the vicious cycle continues.

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Lol, what a salty europoor. Isn’t it about time for you to watch your girl get spit roasted by Achmed and Mohammed?

>I'm going to come and take all your women by force

The muslims beat you to it.

thats a nasty thing to say. Don't wish pain upon other. And dont speak for all Americans. You dont know how selfless I really am.

Still seem like a good idea to shut everything down because a few boomers might catcha a coof?

this. fuck americans

Economic correction.
All charity economies like China are about to get absolutely fucked and all the people who are soft or weak in the US are going to go with them.
win win

Stop being a drama queen, your economy is just on ice, you have more money than God.

>I hope this also means the worlds air becomes much more cleaner.
Only if China and India dies, been a pretty long time since the America has been the leading in polution

Maybe if it happened under a left wing government. But this happened under drumpf.

America and Italy are the reason Australia now has an epidemic of chink flu

we contained those filthy chinks and only had 15 cases for 2 weeks before the mutt and italiod boomers spread it here

this

Why do people think unemployment is worse than death? Is this what jewish brainwashing does to people?

NUMBER WON BABY!

You guys have more of those than we have lol.

Mission accomplished

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Fuck Americans. They are illiterate shit bags

america is a charity economy.
china actually makes shit.
america is just speculation on retarded tech patents and data mining that isnt real and isnt profitable

much like how the virus kills people with health problems, economic downturns shut shaky businesses.

because it might as well be death when there are no social services, nobody has any savings because wages havent increased in decades, and it costs a shit ton of money for medical care and basic living expenses in a pandemic

China makes literal shit, and is usually a bad knockoff of something Americans invented.

nothing is made in america. the fucking mypillow dogshit company is the only thing left

china has the manufacturing economy that america had in the 40s and 50s that made it a superpower. that doesnt exist in america anymore. we only have make believe shit like apps and banking

Uh-oh spaghetti o's

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it basically would be a death sentence for me because i'm a type one diabetic (ie, not the kind fatfucks get). One month of supplies for my pump and Insulin would burn nearly half of my savings without my insurance.

WE MAKE THE NUKES FAGGOT

rofl you must be pissing. you're a degenerate. why would you want to traumatize an 18 yr old girl by forcing her to perform sex acts with her mom. That's sick

doesnt mean shit you fucking retard. this is a completely hollowed out country. theres nothing left here.

People over 45 will never work again. Their peak earning potential was just fucked because they got fired. Corps will hire someone cheaper.

They will also make existing employees take paycuts because they can becsuse theirs 10,000 people that want that 1 job.

Ohhh and retirees just lost their retirement funds. Hello walmart greeter.

Kids will now enter the market at depressed wages lowering their entire lifes income.

30% of mortgages will default and we will have 30,000,000 unemployed fighting age men with families to feed.

Itll probably just be fine.

The highest quality manufacturing is still in the US. What we lack is cheap, low volume manufacturing.

OK CHANG

Based

Most Males in Americans are living pay check to pay check living with a Spouse or GF they can not stand being around for more than a few hours at a time.

makes you wonder if a power shift was planned. slowly take all of the manufacturing away from the USA, move it to China. then BAM crash the economy, China can rebuild, US cant, power has shifted. why would they do this idk these people are fucking merchants of chaos

>Why do people think unemployment is worse than death?
Everyone's going to die and you don't experience anything at all by "being" dead. It's really just a sloppy way of speaking that we tend to phrase it as something you "are" because in reality it's the lack of being or experiencing anything.
Unemployment on the other hand, particularly in the context of an economic collapse where millions are out of work and all competing for the same few low paying and what would normally be undesirable jobs like delivering groceries with one securing the position for every thousand who remain without an income, is most definitely an experience. Being foreclosed on or evicted and living on the streets eating out of a dumpster is an experience. These are not good experiences; can you understand that?

so this is what flattening the curve is like