/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2910 - Fixed numbers edition

► Detected (Global): 1,117,787 (+1,144) ► Deaths (Total): 59,197 (+36) ► Day: 86 (-21:22:25)
► Total Recovered (Global): 228,975
— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 208 countries and territories infected —
— 6.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 3,220 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Italy warns cats, ferrets and dogs can get infected
archive.is/S51YW

WHO says disease no longer affects only old people
youtu.be/IoHTtck5yEM

US urges citizens to return or stay abroad for "indefinite" time
archive.is/PRWuz

Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
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Normalcy bias is the tendency to believe things will always be the same
archive.is/SixmA

>RESEARCH
21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
archive.is/TiKMA

12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
archive.is/pLAaL

Testicular damage
archive.is/I6wRu

COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
archive.is/16lzc

>REMINDER
H1N1 only had 18,500 confirmed deaths, rest is estimated
archive.is/S1vBE

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
04:35: Bob Glanzer, a member of the South Dakota House of Representatives, has died after testing positive for coronavirus
Pink says she tested positive for coronavirus and is now negative, pledges $1M to crisis
04:00: Friday’s coronavirus summary:
– USA: +32,850 cases, +1,320 deaths
– Spain: +7,134 cases, +850 deaths
– Germany: +6,081 cases, +199 deaths
– France: +5,233 cases, +1,120 deaths

>SOURCES
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midwestfarmreport.com/2020/04/01/why-is-this-happening-milk-dumping-explanation-for-non-farm-consumers/
youtube.com/watch?v=q_gfD3nvh-8
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>Dead: 59,159
lol, still only 59,159.
How many days has it been stuck at 59,159? Four days? Five days?

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China is waging war. This is biological terrorism.

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>6.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic
You didn't fix this part.

WTF FRANCE +17K???

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Fuck shills
Fuck chinks
Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck jannies

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More like nothingburger general. Literally just the flu blown into proportions.

did argiebro explode

Holy shit we're on track for 100 quadrillion Americans dead by mid July

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Hey guys It's slowing down in Fra-

FOREVER BURGER...

how delete post?

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thread reminder, dont argue with nothingburger fags, they made there bed so they should sleep in it.
tell them to live there convictions, to go to work again, hug a chink, fuck a chink hooker, all the things to prove themselfes that corona truely is nothing.,
every last one of them that dies will bring forth a better future for the rest of us.

>France: on April 3 the French Government reported 17,827 additional cases and 532 additional deaths from nursing homes that had not been reported previously. On April 2, it had reported 884 additional deaths.

They're fucking cheating

There he is!

>tfw USA is at almost 1500 daily kills

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Wait. what?

This stopped being funny some time ago. Now I'm scared.

They are under reporting ecuador deaths.

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Pray.

Just wait until Florida has the same issue. They're catapulting towards chaos

it's just the flu, and a big nothingburger. it's just a mass hysteria

why does no one talks about the 1k+ daily dead in france?
it is setting up to be a lot worse than italy or spain

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How many will be dead by May 1st

I have been

Pussy

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Any update on the Italian figures??

Marseille's death rate is at 1%, and less than 0.5% for patients treated in IHU, and that while being the most tested city in the whole world
i wonder why?
are Marseille niggers immune, anons?
or could it be something else?

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FAKE THREAD THIS ISNT ARGIE

sure thing, enjoy those chink refugee hookers bro.

>why does no one talks about the 1k+ daily dead in france?
Backlog from retirement homes they weren't reporting before

mobile.twitter.com/niuniu__Liu/status/1246303850350481409

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seethe more happeningretard

Could someone please explain what is happening?

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200K
Screencap this post.

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Anyone else looking at the fact we're almost at 40k in critically ill patients?

Why aren't you innawoods user?

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>ARGIE
there's no argie anymore, china got to him

Argie is a bot now and fucks up the numbers
Until it fixes that shit, no-one should use those threads

wasnt that yesterday? or today as well?

why? Make your loved ones aware of the issue, and don't let them bullshit around about it. Wear proper /CVG/-approved PPE, stay inside, wash your hands, and you'll be golden while thousands are dying.
A lack of knowledge is the biggest factor in whether you live or die from this. If you were hear in January and listened to your fellow user, you're comfy and mostly safe now. If you waited for the government or twitter to tell you to prepare, you're already dead no matter how much you bought after that.

I spent all my christmas money on prep and guns and my family thought I was crazy, now we're sitting comfy not having to put ourselves in harms way.

Argiebot is broken

Yeah and how many ICU beds does the whole country have let alone just the hot spots?

>While Plague rages all over Europe, one single French city manages to fend off infections thanks to an incredibly powerful potion.

oh yea i forgot, those chink hookers arent guys that cut off there dicks, you arent into biological woman, just those ladyboy creatures, sorry for forgetting that.

I NEED MY DAILY DOSE GETAFIX

I love seeing retard like you seething over nothing happening, lmao

source.......

check the livestream
>17K NEW CASES IN FRANCE
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

PREPARE YOUR ANUS...and lungs.

Gary, I love you, man.

2 weeks are up

Potential coup in China

ntdtv.com/gb/2020/04/04/a102815615.html/

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a certain Argentinian man (machine)

What's the word on food shortages? The supply chain must be fucked beyond description.

Also, I can't believe you fuckers still can't figure out how to migrate to new threads. We've been doing this shit for two months now.

Source where is this from

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bumping for non degenerate meth head baker with fucked up numbers

Whatever is updating the numbers double counted

its allright, but seriously go infect yourself, every last one of you asian muslems that dies makes the future a better place.

what site is this?

The best, along with the roll of toilet paper per day

>3,220 different strains have been sequenced
is that significant? like does that mean it can't be cured
>also source?

there is no infection, it's just nothingburger bro, calm down

cases are being under reported.

I prepped as much as i could for my family of 5...but I still need to go to the store once a week for fresh produce/milk and to replenish. I have dried goods in case of scarcity...but I can't make it more than a week without needing more food.

Yes frens

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threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless losers that should kill themselves because nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys

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corona.help is pic related

>gunfire
are civvies even allowed to own guns in China for ANY reason? even for hunting? any gunfire would have to be from government themselves considering the chinese black market for guns is surprisingly small outside of the largest gangs

nextstrain.org/

The US is having trouble processing food, despite a surplus of raw materials. So, we're having a shortage of milk while dairy farmers are dumping their milk down the drain.

midwestfarmreport.com/2020/04/01/why-is-this-happening-milk-dumping-explanation-for-non-farm-consumers/

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Leaked DLC

SUPER EXPONENTIAL
Your log graphs won't save you.

You need a goat and a garden, user.
Keep the two separate.

try saying something else, anything.
whats your opinion of the russians for example?

If this is accurate, the shots were most likely military.

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What is going on

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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE UP 20% IN NEW YORK: WHY IS THE VIRUS MAKING FEMALES BITCH TO THE POINT THAT THERE HUSBANDS SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM?

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That would be crazy

Reminder corona chan is a cunt

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>corona.help
wtf these figures have to be inaccurate

thanks :-)

there is nothing going on, just mass hysteria. you should chill out, nothing is happening.

>Eighty-three residents and staff at The Resort in Texas City tested positive for the virus, Galveston County Health District officials announced Friday.
>That came less than a day after San Antonio officials announced that 67 out of 84 patients at the Southeast Nursing and Rehabilitation Center had been infected.

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Why don't they just make UHT milk?

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ACCELERATE

youtube.com/watch?v=q_gfD3nvh-8

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Can confirm, died today.

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Many always bitch that bad. Their husbands usually can get away from them to work or get high or something.

>pic related
Do Niggers have bad genes because of our selective breeding of them? It's like how we took some breeds of dogs and bred them for a very specific thing, and then over time they just got more and more disgusting to the point where you end up with modern bulldogs.

It's like we bred niggers to be stronger and have more stamina so they could work harder for longer, but then slavery ended so all those genes we bred them with just went to shit out of lack of utilization

hahaha it was only 4,000 deaths a month ago. good gosh golly how fucked are we?

>polish intellectuals

>2 weeks are up
Kek

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>corona.help
can anyone find any info on where these came from. glitch value?

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nothing burger

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jup found another bot.
i wonder what its bullshit rispons to the word bot is.

Oops, wrong screenshot

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>Italian figures
Kinda squat, curvy, but lumpy and covered in hair

We don't have UHT cows, so that is even more processing.
Cockroach milk doesn't require all that processing, tho.

i think you posted the wrong picture, this is about Iran.

ok

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>muh bot
people with common sense knew this is just a flu

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, my bad. See

The day of the rake is at hand

Comin for you nigga!