/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2908 - WEBM EDITIONS

This is fucking stupid. Under 50 years old, you have less than a 0.5% chance of death if you contract the virus. Boomers are destroying or future to save 30% of old fucks over the age of 65 who are going to slowly get bled dry by end of life healthcare costs. Fuck boomers, fuck politicians, fuck kikes, and fuck niggers.

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>Cases double from two days ago
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

HUGGZIES

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bros, should I order delivery?

is it safe?

what should I order?

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Newfag detected

WALMART DOWN
>WALMART DOWN
20% CAPACITY
THE ORGANS OF THE SYSTEM ARE ATROPHYING
AMERICA HAS FALLEN
OUR MART OF SHART IS UNDER ATTACK

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No, the cases have doubled in 48 hours worldwide. Fuck that.

Is the chinese century back on again?

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how many days has gary been missing? 4 days? 5 days?

It's a safe bet he's written a bot to automatically post the general. Assuming it's not a group of shills.

>you have less than a 0.5% chance of death if you contract the virus
aw cool, only 1 out of 200 of us will die as long as the hospital systems aren't overwhelmed.

that would be interesting.

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How bad will it get?

ITS NOT PAST YEAR
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR

>Died: 118,344 (+62)

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Maybe but why the fuck would we need a new thread every 30 fucking minutes

The Malaysian government has failed to contain the spread of COVID-19. The nationwide lockdown was implemented far too late. Those who attended the Tablighs had more than enough time to spread the virus far and wide.

Hospitals nationwide face shortages of PPE, causing the Health Ministry to plea to China for supplies which were insufficient. Numerous doctors and nurses ended up infected as a result, having to make do with improvised suits from ponchos and masks from ragged clothes.

The Malaysian government knows it cannot flatten the curve and contain the spread. All that can be done is to pretend that there is a semblance of order, telling people to prepare for the worst. That by preparing they will get through it and contain the virus.

But it will be all for naught. Bodies are piling up in the hospital wards laid side by side with live patients who no longer have adequate space. The homeless, losing all care began to deliberately touch and smear their mucus all over food products, making the lockdown all for naught when families go out to replenish supplies.

very true, you should get back to work your boss will love you for that, afterards get one of those chinese refugee hookers, you know one of the 5 million that fled in janurary that no one knows where they are, they are supposed to be really hot and cheap, go for it man.

Over 2mil cases? Did I fucking miss something or did argiebro made a whoopsie?

g-guys...

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How are so many people dying by this virus? Is it really that bad?

More rumors

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I regret not making a chicken farm, it's too late now.
At least mom has a veggie farm but where will I get the protein from now? Only stacked on water flour and rice plus hygiene

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large Hawaiian with prawns, mushrooms and hot salami.

ok
l8r guise

you won't get it at all if you stay home and stick to the guidelines. Only go out when you have to for food or medicine.

Muhiddyn's final message to Malaysians in the event of all measures taken failing:

My fellow rakyat. We have tried our best to contain the spread of COVID-19 for the past N-period. However all measures we have taken under the advice of professionals have failed. The spread is beyond any hope of control.

I know many of you have tried your best to abide by the measures we placed and I am sorry. I am sorry we have failed you. We have failed to secure a future for our Malaysia. We have failed to keep you safe through these troubled times.

We done all we can, we sacrificed ourselves for you. Yet it was all for naught. May Allah have mercy on us all

can't wait for more coronachan body horror

>60 deaths
>1688 cases
Press F for Mexico

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Thats my hunch but im betting on shills

You're the textbook definition of an idiot.

Should be ok, just limit contact and disinfect whatever item you're recieving (ie bags, boxes). Avoid paying in cash if at all possible, money is really, really dirty.

Numbers double every 24-48-72 hours.

Seems random when it will double.

Will eventually stop doubling, but not any time soon

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHATS THE 2 MILLION DETECTED SOURCE????
NO WAY WE DID NOT GET 1M CASES IN A DAY

Dumb newfag beaner. Lurk moar

Will India still become a super power in 2020?

No it goddamn doubled. Again.

Not that bad if you just follow guidelines even worst case scenario its not civilization ending

take it from others!

A coup? Xi lost the Mandate of Heaven?

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Because hits the bump limit

it's horseshit. there is no virus other than the common cold.

China's real numbers came out.

he bakes the thread, it's not a bot, he actually updates this shit properly
>looking at you other bakers

even if we did we cannot test that many people in a day

Lurked for 4 years maybe Im just a retarded beaner

>COUNTRIES LIST
World 1,098,762 (59,172) United States 277,467 (7,402) Italy 119,827 (14,681) Spain 119,199 (11,198) Germany 91,159 (1,275) China 81,639 (3,326) France 64,338 (6,507) Iran 53,183 (3,294) United Kingdom 38,168 (3,605) Turkey 20,921 (425) Switzerland 19,606 (591) Belgium 16,770 (1,143) Netherlands 15,723 (1,487) Canada 12,375 (208) Austria 11,524 (168) South Korea 10,156 (177) Portugal 9,886 (246) Brazil 9,216 (365) Israel 7,428 (40) Sweden 6,131 (358) Australia 5,454 (28) Norway 5,370 (59) Ireland 4,273 (120) Czech Republic 4,190 (53) Russia 4,149 (34) Denmark 3,757 (139) Chile 3,737 (22) Poland 3,383 (71) Ecuador 3,368 (145) Malaysia 3,333 (53) Romania 3,183 (133) Philippines 3,018 (136) Pakistan 2,686 (40) Japan 2,617 (63) Luxembourg 2,612 (31) India 2,567 (72) Saudi Arabia 2,039 (25) Indonesia 1,986 (181) Thailand 1,978 (19) Mexico 1,688 (60) Panama 1,673 (41) Finland 1,615 (20) Greece 1,613 (63) Peru 1,595 (61) South Africa 1,505 (9)…

>LATEST CHANGES
World +756 (+31) United States +306 (+10) China +19 (+4) South Korea +94 (+3) Brazil +22 (+2) Mexico +178 (+10) Sri Lanka (+1) Bolivia +7 (+1) New Zealand +82 Honduras +42 Trinidad & Tobago +2 Paraguay +4…

>FULL LISTS
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>Work in grocery store
>Person I live with works in retirement resort

Part of me wants to just stay home, but the people I work with will talk huge shit about me and it will make me sad so I have to go. My sister can't afford to stay home either, as she is responsible for half the rent. Society and government has collectively failed everybody and nobody seems to be aware. Amazing.

fucking newfags

Gary is dead.

>2mil cases
argiebro this doesnt sound right

Covid is bullshit.

it's all a hoax and a scam

Long pig

>stay at home
yeah sure, but I have to work, I'm fucked

Civil war?

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>1,098,762 cases
>59k deaths
>756 new cases today

YES IT'S THAT FUCKING BAD. you have no idea how infuriating this is when you hear people ask what you're asking. when everyone has been warning you for MONTHS. Prep or no prep, stay the fuck home.

I swear, even in my family, and my small circle of friends, people are thinking it's nothing, EVEN NOW when my state is shutdown and all the businesses are closed, they're still inviting people over.

I'm tired of hearing/reading about this shit.

very true, you should get back to work your boss will love you for that, afterards get one of those chinese refugee hookers, you know one of the 5 million that fled in janurary that no one knows where they are, they are supposed to be really hot and cheap, go for it man.

Sopa murcialgo

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