PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DISPROPORTIONATE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Paycheck Protection Program 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/eosegomf38
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470928-1/
youtu.be/beYUQWd8-2Q
>Pres Trump meets w/Energy Sector CEOs 4/3/20
c-span.org/video/?470967-1/
youtu.be/DgEnh2F0mx8
>Team Trump ONLINE! 4/3/20
youtu.be/lOAgFYdWMUU
>2ndLady Karen on Suicide Prevention 4/3/20
pic.twitter.com/XAZZgrjz6t
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on America 1st w/Gorka 4/3/20
youtu.be/GHeChx-KQxQ
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Dobbs 4/3/20
youtu.be/ayxViCzZy9k
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/3/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146955167001/
>LabSec Scalia on Bloomberg 4/3/20
youtu.be/pyov2NO7NTU
>LabSec Scalia on FoxNews 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146930490001
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/3/20
youtu.be/9lJVUxCzTU0
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/wXN5ec61yUM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/3/20
youtu.be/0L_HwBaVj9U
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on Tucker 4/3/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146995664001
>JCSChair ArmyGen Milley on FoxNews 4/3/20
youtu.be/GrqnCxuiQUY
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 4/3/20
youtu.be/i0mDEPWuWcE
>AFSec Barrett on mission readiness during Corona-chan 4/3/20
dvidshub.net/video/745636/
>CDCVideo: How to Make Your Own Face Covering 4/3/20
youtu.be/tPx1yqvJgf4

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MAGA

MAGA

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MAGA

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MAGA

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>REEEEEEEEEE MORE WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO DIE!!!

>I hope none of those poor saps go out and buy that swill
I'm very tempted to buy coromadrink just because of the memes for the lulz

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SHEEEEEEEEIT, so u be sayin, da virus be rayciss?

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youtube.com/watch?v=uaUp71oQO9I

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Trump was a fake strongman.

Whoever comes next won’t be.

FIRST TO AWOO

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Gracias cerveza corona

MAGA

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>more

Trump should cancel all niggerball forever, it's Jew run propaganda to distract people from real world issues with simulated combat. Plus it results in kids worshiping primitive apes instead of people who actually improve the world

think about how perverse it is that millions of american's sunday routines involve watching Football instead of going to church. Jews are fucking laughing at us

youtu.be/qB09r3_MDAk

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Not sure whether to go with:
> And nothing of value was lost
or
> And then everyone clapped.

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>Coronavrius prevented an inevitable suicide
what a champ

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More Amerifats to be sacrifice for the fat Corona-chan tits

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heard someone got sacked.
don`t know anything about him.

>1pbtid

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>dating a woman who probably counts knitting as one of her top 3 hobbies and who probably doesnt even watch Based Paul’s tismo videos while cleaning her guns

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What if the economy does not start back up after the quarantines?

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Can you unpack your statement? Not sure what you mean.

Take it easy and MAGA!

That .gif moves too fast.

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i'm sure those super stringent mexican safety protocols will keep you safe, you should go get some

How many of you were ridiculed and mocked for preparing for the Chink Aids?

>classy hooker puts children to bed
Might actually be a positive to the whole bat flu shutdown

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Celebrities have been relegated to e-celeb status. I love it.

¡Vamos por la Corona! La cerveza de México. Todo con medida, menos para estas chairas.

What a stupid question

I just want a sip of the meme and the coronaburger
GIBE

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to be fair, it's not the worst thing
it's bland and watered down, but not absolutely foul

Dolly’s a good girl but actual e-celebs are a little better at that kind of thing

reminder that there still hasn't been a single confirmed white death, Italians aren't white

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I was a mocker, and now I'm down to my last roll and a half of toilet paper. I apologize.

Celebrities are a cancer on society, prove me wrong.

Then we blame the chinks.

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Blacks are more likely to have sickle cell anemia and sometimes asthma. Actually, I think my niece and nephew both have it. They're mestizo though, my brother got a DACA recepient a green card.

Well obviously the goal is one who knits cozies for her guns, but the real key is making sure she keeps up with the cardio. Steak for breakfast and venison for dinner is great but you need to make sure to work that off too

same as every other time jews fuck things up
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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It's so so bad when there is so much better, I can't couldn't stand to drink it under normal circumstances.

I don’t understand this edit but I bet it’s funny

It's and, not or. The NFL doesn't start until 1pm specifically so people can get home from church first.

Imagine being a creature like this, and that being your absolute best photograph.

would not mind these comics if it was done with momiji furries

Only partially correct

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Fedora is now using an EU flag. Filter accordingly.

Cardio does such nice things to the female body

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I wasn't ridiculed or mocked.
I just bought it "just in case it gets bad" and didn't hoard shit like a fucking moron.

It's also that they're more prone to obesity and smoke which make Corona-Chan deadlier.

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My understanding is that all of the "corona deaths" are either
1. US government committing genocide
2. nonexistent people used for election fraud

Parents would be even better for reading their kids a bed time story

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stop posting fluffy abuse

Who has those these days?

And to think, if John Money hadn't gotten away with molesting two boys into suicide, people would be getting treatment for their mental illness instead of it being glorified as some kind of trend. Pimozide is the cure, not becoming a eunuch.
I don't smoke, but I still need to lose 100 pounds this year. I lost 110 last year. Ever see a fat guy do parkour and run like a linebacker? Neither have the people that see me do it, apparently they balk at self improvement. Fuck them, I hope they get hit by a bus.

Real tomboy hours

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Also fat blacks and 80 year old boomers, so people who were basically dead already

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fuck liberals

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is it time.. to instate voter id? yes, millions of illegals could be impersonating tomboys as we speak.

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MAGA

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ITS TIME!!!

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See
I'll see about making edits to the momiji one so that it would have english text in the images.

They're called Yukkuri and pre-date fluffy shit by 5+ years.

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lol niggers cant qaurentine kek
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

Then stop responding.

Nice

>prove me wrong

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Those are yukkuris you fucking moron. Yukkuri, then jissouseki, THEN fluffies and probably some other things in between. gb2/gaia/, fucking normalfag.

Keep up the good work and don't let anyone tell you that you can't lose it. I believe in you, user.

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Lots of frens tonight!

almost, better luck next time

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Slow it down!

vaaamos mexico, vaaamos con amor, vamonos por la corona, el futuro ya llego

>coronavirus related complications
no, she killed herself, because of the stress of it all.

Semi obscure but early!
Yes!
YES!
YESSSS!
YES!!!!!
YASSSSSSSSSS!!!

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My monitor is dying and quarantine period might be extended until the end of the month. Its flickering so fast. This might be it lads.

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Thanks, it's hard sometimes. I'm isolated a lot so it's either I play vidya or I work on improving myself mind, body and soul. God damn it though, I'm surrounded by fucking morons. It's what I get for being born and remaining stuck in a blue state. Kill me.

>:01

>it's a free for all
youtube.com/watch?v=fPnrAkG-3sM

oof!

noice

good bob

congrats

well done

good kot and wb

yikes!

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I'm related to her somehow. Like 4th cousin or something.

Megameme gf and movie when?

GODDAMN PRIONIGGERS DABBING ON ME IN QUEUE I JUST WANNA PLAY ON MUH SERVER

ty

youtu.be/7wIRHDOPlhY

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>Cardio does such nice things to the female body
Women are better when squishy.

YOUVE BEEN TOLD TO DONT

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I'm still waiting on an argument as to why celebrities are a good thing.

Order a new one and have it delivered.

What the fuck is that creature? It looks like a movie monster from the 1980s.

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YOU DID IT, KITTY!!! HERE'S A FUCK (((SOCIAL DISTANCING))) HUG!!!

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>2015+5
>Still having a one-monitor setup
might as well end it now fren

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HAWG TONE!!!!!

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Chainsaw Man, one of the strongest characters in the series shows up looking like Carl

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thanks

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DEGAUSS NOW

Is it me or is nobody giving a fuck about luxury issues like global warming and fag rights these days. It's a nice thing to get a break from the screeching libs.

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maybe can order a new one online before it goes

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STAY INDOORS

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Any time
Thats weirdly specific if real

You could also use an HDTV as a makeshift monitor.

Niggers gonna nigg.

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If you have any money, order a used one online

>i hope they get hit by a bus
one time i found out this nice but odd girl was attempting “love spells” on me. she got hit by a bus.

Both are fine

Sadly not real, but if he could tell niggers to stop being darkies the deaths would drop off fast enough to restart everything in a week.

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TAP OUT NOG-CAT, TAP OUT!!!

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>3s
>9.5K replies
Wow Eugene must have been really mad.

>when in doubt I whip it out... ssssuccit

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>climate change
A lot of normies and fags are saying 'oooh, the earth is healing because of the quarantine!' Fucking cringe.

>Trump will die in our timeline

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Hnnnnnggggg

Is that real?

RACIST!!!!!!