Go out for a walk on a sunny day

>go out for a walk on a sunny day
>stopped in your tracks by pic related
>"you done took the wrong corner white boi"

what do?

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holy fuck a talking monkey

use my gun

I don’t go outside and they are dead of corona

Take Poland?

Chuckle and say “I’m not gay “

KFC is that way nigger

Remind them about social distancing

This

Run about a quarter of a mile and watch them die of a sudden onset heart attack and dehydration at the same time.

Throw them a watermelon and a basketball and the confusion will kill them both.

Show them no matter how big they are, they will never be bullet or stab proof.
I would know, I'm brazilian.

Suck some BBC. I guess I was built for it

Start sprinting in the opposite direction. They have too much muscle mass and they won't be able to keep up.

Check mate.

Laugh at your nigger insecurities.

I impress the 2 niggas with a magic trick and they will worship me as their new god, thinking I am a powerful sorcerer.

I live in Canada, it is -12C outside at the moment, this would never be a problem.

Also extremely low body fat is an absolute killer in the cold, you shouldn’t ever drop down to bodybuilding levels unless you are doing a show, these nignogs wouldn’t last an hour if the lights and heat went out, which in a war they would.

This

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>”You actually need to turn around and take the last street. See, they’re doing construction on the road right now. Anyways, have a nice day and stay safe”
Wow...what a couple of friendly homosexual African American men

Dude we under quartering what you doing outside

kek lmao

OP getting BTFO'd

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Well since he's wearing a cross, maybe if I show him mine he'd understand.

"I'm not white, I'm American"
Then shoot them while they're confused

Cough on them repeatedly like I was fucking Chinese

kys nigger

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Drop to my knees and start sucking on the big, beautiful black cocks. I'm wet just thinking about it. They can take all 3 of my holes.
I wish this really happened.

Start coughing and wheezing

Was Return of the Jedi based?

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Splatter their brains on the pavement with a piece of iron

Pull out CCW and fire without hesitation.

>start coofing
>sorry g-g-guys *coof*
>I know I’m sick but I really needed some fresh air *coof*
>you can have my wallet if you want
>pull out wallet and a dozen used tissues

damn yall are yolked. yo who around here sells the good bud?

2 months and they will only be skin and bones.

Also, shoot them duh

This

The this lmfao

shoot them dead

I would be confused because I’m black. Why would they call me white boy?

why are black people so goddamn loud all the time? They shout and scream no matter what.

Another Mexican on Nigger murder baka

Not everywhere in Canada you frostback. It's 6c right now here

Toss them a basketball.

>*bang*
>"Hey! Why are you running?"
>*bang*

Lick abs

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* *ca-chic schick* *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

I was in fear of my life officer, really! What smirk? I'm not smirking, I swear.

Lay a massive brown smelly steaming log in front of them and then put it in my mouth and pretend it’s BBC

Why would these black men be so unreasonable, I'm just walking around?

where you from dawg

i can pretend i am a basedboi
say: sorry, sorry, sorry do not touch me
then get close to them then cut their arteries with my nife

fpbp

*onions boi

I always laugh at those superficial body builders who never put that meat to good use. How does it know a fat manlet that knows how to shoot can put all that muscle to waste in the blink of an eye?

More muscle = more for a hollowpoint to chew threw.

See you in the streets fighting for that can of beans and last roll of TP friendo

Oh please, nobody with a body like that is stupid enough to waste their time thuggin. “White boi” please lmao. Besides... I doubt these guys would give a shit about me, they’re probably busy kissing

the world isnt your porch jamal now kys

hide steroid or needle
watch as they deflate

Wouldnt even care I carry a glock 19 IWB and a J Frame on my ankle

Remind them to social distance

Oh shit I'm being threatened
*POP POP POP*
>Dednogs.gif
Better wait for the police so they can thank me for doing their job.

My belt buckle has way more reach than their nigger monkey arms. I've taken the belt to a homeless bitch before. I'm sure it works on niggers too.

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These niggers wouldn't make it past the front door of their apartment going outside like that

You gentlemen look you're in dire need of an attitude adjustment. Let me help you with that.

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