>wake up
>"get up user! This is your new battle buddy!"
Say something nice about her, user
Wake up
Tyler Perry
Thomas Thomas
She can lick snatch better than my dog
Cameron Sanchez
She looks cute on her knees
Austin Allen
She's got 35 year old wine aunt face already.
Remember kids, don't smoke, don't drink.
Jaxson Torres
>ketchum
She could ketch my semen well
Ryder Taylor
Likely passed around the barracks and gang fucked. Morale boost
Mason Taylor
What the fuck are you?
Jesus Christ fuck off pogue.
I'll trade a peanut butter for a cheese tortellini though.
Angel Howard
I like girls in US army.
Isaiah Gomez
That’s a tranny. For real. Not even meming.
Tyler Sanders
She wanna be the very best
Evan Sullivan
they all, I mean ALL of them fuck everything they can. They even have completions between them.
No thank you.
Juan Perez
>Remember kids, don't smoke, don't drink.
and die healthy with no memories?
Lincoln Jenkins
that's a trap user
Josiah Lewis
If she takes the D, she had paid my fee
Landon Parker
YOU STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW. KETCHUM BELONGS TO /K/ YOU FUCKING POACHER.
Josiah Mitchell
I'd like to cover her 6, if you know what i'm sayin.
Easton Long
hey welcome to hell, do you have snacks?
Jaxson Evans
Kek based Ruskie
Levi Price
Only a faggot would fight in an army with women. All modern soldiers are faggots.
Logan Rogers
I got a peanut butter but I'll only trade for the vegetable tortellini.
Colton King
>Incel jihadist
Flag checks out.
Daniel Myers
Drinking makes people forget, opposite of memories.
Also can you tell me when has smoking a cig in the last three decades help create good memories?
Bentley Carter
She has a feminine penis
Daniel Young
I can't wait to rape her corpse.
Asher Young
Wyatt Bennett
US military gear is so unaesthetic. Nazis were /fa/ as fuck.
Dominic Nelson
Shut the fuck up coombrain coronanigger
Angel Martinez
The "guy" looks more useless. It doesn't take much to shoot an ar14
Lincoln Martin
Ofc russki thinks smoking helps make memories. He’s right. Especially in Russia. I studied abroad in Russia and had way more fun and spoke with much more people than the non smokers
Grayson Davis
That trijicon optical has a red reticle and I'm wondering if it's the chevron or horseshoe.
Jacob Phillips
Made for ____
Jordan Edwards
What memories? Vodka executes it like a soviet prisoner
Leo Myers
You never know, he could be the one dragging your ass or handing you baby wipes
Dominic Watson
What to do then!?
To fuck!? I am an expert on this.
To work!? I like it but it is over.
I even was dropped with parachute from AN2 plane. Several times.
My life is "over".
I had all the pleasures it can offer already.
Jayden Jackson
nooooo I don't want to be a slave to israel
Easton Young
Hey rotten crotch
Joshua King
Tits or GTFO!
Leo Gutierrez
It's a dude so prolly not?
Josiah Sullivan
It is a dude, dude.
Robert Cox
The best part about it, is the damage is done.
If US and the other Shabbos goy countries go to war with an equal power, they will get decimated due to women and trannies on the front lines.
Shlomo abused his winning horse a little too hard (JewSA military)
Andrew Peterson
* Also i was in army.
Great experience!
Jaxon Peterson
Her hair is out of regulation
Tyler Price
i dont have to jerk off on pumps now. and neither do 10 of my friends.
Juan Wood
most of those people don't actually forget. it's just a convenient excuse because they're embarrassed to tell people the truth.
Carter Harris
I ad two female buddies in basic. They were nice, but I honestly died every day around them, because I couldn't, you know, BE A FUCKING MAN IN A PRIMARILY MALE INSTITUTION AND SHARP BRIEFINGS EVERY OTHER FUCKING WEEK
Anthony Walker
>her
thats a man, baby
Eli Edwards
She's got air assault wings so she's tougher than 95% of you faggots
Adrian Foster
Thanks for the rape meat...
Easton Hernandez
im gonna do us both a favor and shoot her in the foot first chance i get
Andrew Clark
Ketchum deez nuts.
Ryan Baker
Hey babe let’s gun some goat fuckers then make out
Caleb Sanchez
Jayden Phillips
If she can (reasonably) cover your back and has some medical training if I get hit, then what's the problem really?
Granted, I'd rather have a guy doing all that but she would be better than nothing.
Dominic Gonzalez
>>her
Jeremiah Ross
>pvt ketchum
Literally a perfect platoon roastie name. We had a ‘chupco’
Joseph Murphy
Liam Perry
>She
>Her
>Girl
user, I....
Isaac Thomas
Nothing is really matter, pal.
Dominic Mitchell
Sebastian Bailey
Shut fhe fuck up Specialist and get me some god damn coffee.
David Nelson
Jeremiah Thomas
>she
Jack Sanchez
>nice balls nigga
Bentley Mitchell
>she
Bad news user... you are gay
Justin Ramirez
Mason Thomas
Fuck off larper! The Army is not Pokemon!
Joshua Hernandez
Henry Barnes
Those are Airborne wings, you unobservant faggot.
Christopher Perry
The correct term is combat compatriot you fucking POG
Brayden White
On a girl those become meaningless. Every military course Ive done the girls on course were a burden to the men. They frequently fail to meet the standards but are passed anyway. Ive had to actually carry girls so theyed "finish" their ruck marches(this sometimes pays off later though)
Josiah Taylor
Gavin Evans
Until I saw the flag, I thought you were in the photo.
Mason Clark
>Her
Get the fuck out of here faggot lol
armytimes.com
Noah Phillips
Do you really have memories in Ruskistan or just vodka induced hallucinations ?
Robert Walker
>(1) post by this ID thread with a picture of a bitch
>literally dozens of (1) post by this ID replies bumping it
Do any functional human beings even notice this or am I alone?
Jace Allen
whos got nudes of alex ketchum
Chase Cooper
airborne wings; air assault has a chopper
Sebastian Evans
>PRIVATE WHERE YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
>YOU MO-RON!
>DOUBLE TIME YIUR ASS TO THE ARMORY AND GET YOUR ISSUE AND DON’T COME BACK TILL YOU LIKE A SOLDIER!
Jackson James
I have longer hair than her and I’m a male
Does this make me a fag ?
Justin Ramirez
You have good news?
Caleb Parker
deal!
Alexander Hernandez
No bro they all fuck and suck the shit out of each other. What else is there to do besides die for Israel
Jayden Carter
Jeremiah Thompson
Those guys literally look like brothers.
Kayden Wood
well dead board I guess
Matthew Harris
I've heard stories that females in the military are notorious whores
Jason Cox
Basically my ex gf with a tiny penis
Not tripping desu family
Parker Cook
>Say something nice about her, user
Good meat bullet catcher.